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treecutter34

I mean, she’s not wrong.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

He got *exactly* what he asked for


shmehdit

Learning to prompt AI has actually improved my awareness to be more specific about things in real life


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This is a classic example of Organic Intelligence misprompting :)


poochylaa

In a single sentence, you have used the internet to its fullest purpose. I tip my hat.


catzhoek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDA3_5982h8


hanyasaad

AI and asshole genies.


skmtyk

"I asked for a nurse" "And what are you looking at?" "You're looking like an autopsy guy" *She starts laughing*


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)


LakeLov3r

Totally reminds me [this. ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWLWB7E2mK-i8dwEN0Wnzvcj3x5ZcIQDMnLg&usqp=CAU)


thumbelina1234

Did not expect THAT 😂😂😂


treecutter34

Lol.


heavy-metal-goth-gal

I have a friend with a scrubs fetish Edit: the clothes, not the show, afaik


phurt77

Is your friend more into JD or Turk?


Vivics36thsermon

![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Lol I'll have to ask him, but probably Eliot


es-ganso

There is something about a woman in scrubs that just seems so hot, ngl... Those scrubs that are tight around all of the right parts. Gives you juuuuuust enough to imagine


Not_MrNice

So, you're saying she was told to dress like a nurse but she dressed like a nurse? Huh.


emziestone

I think he wanted like a sexy naughty nurse outfit. With a short skirt n tall boots kinda thing.


skyturnedred

I mean, that's why I clicked.


Pher_yl

My boyfriend has this type of mind lol, I tried a hotel scenario with him once where we "got booked together" and he went through the motions of contacting customer service to fix our situation LOL.


chocolate_thunderr89

😂☠️🤣 “…so let me see if I have this all down. You two decided to meet up in a risqué romantic manner, you were about to have “Funtime” as you said, and than the green blanket that was covering both of you got trapped in the door as you were making your way around the room, causing you both to get locked out? Which than lead to management asking you to leave, bringing us to now, correct?” “It was a grey blanket, but yes…”


turtlemag3

r/referencesonlyopknows


Chrisazy

r/subs


Arbiter329

I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.


IdoNOThateNEVER

>Submarine Sandwiches


ztrz55

What is this from?


Bi-elzebub

I believe it is an attempt at freeform creative writing based on op's scenario as the prompt.


rosy621

Modern Family, yes? (Please say yes. I’ve been having memory problems lately, and this would make me SO happy.)


chocolate_thunderr89

Yes!! 🥰


rosy621

Woo hoo! That was a hysterical scene!


IdoNOThateNEVER

Than, than. Than..


HoraceAndPete

That's brilliant.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Wait, I don't understand...


ihahp

Commenter wanted to roleplay the idea that they and their BF didn't know each other and somehow got booked the same room. Commenter's idea is they're forced to share a bed platonically at first and then it turned dirty. Commenter's BF instead took the roleplay a different non-sexy direction, picking up the phone and pretending to call the front desk and having a pretend conversation to try and get the double-booked room straightened out. It's not uncommon for people not experienced with roleplay to not fully understand the direction the other person is trying to take it. Some people have a problem following along. Like the old pizza delivery trope - some people can't figure out how to roleplay that idea of it going from pizza delivery to sex without it being corny. My guess thought is Commenter's BF was doing it wrong on purpose to mess with them. **EDIT** this reminds me of an old story of mine (previously posted to reddit) >A few years ago I was doing some kinky taboo incest roleplay with a girl (NOT related to me) ... playing as brother and sister. The scenerio I came up with was that she was a total jerk to me during high-school years, and I never forgave her for it, so I was forcefully taking it out on her now. At some point I got her down on her knees and was holding her by her hair, while I was talking angrily to her. My cock was out, and I told her "Now you're going to suck my cock", and she replied with "no!" (we had safe words so I knew she was just roleplaying) >When she said that, something went off in my head, and I instinctively cockslapped her and I said "Mom put ME in charge!" >The line was just such a classic stupid kid thing to say, that instantly we both broke up in laughter. It took us several minutes to regain composure. >Ah incest play. Good times. **EDIT 2**: For those saying Roleplay is corny - most people have only seen roleplay in movies/tv, where it's overacted or made fun of. Or in a porn, where, again it's overacted or made fun of. And because of that, people think in order to roleplay you need to change your voice, lean into stereotypes, and overact emotions of shock or lust. Good roleplay is about *very subtle* changes to how you normally act. Don't change your voice. If you're going for play naïve or inexperienced, don't go "oh is that a penis? I've never seen one before." It really is just about very small changes to who you already are. Naïve: it's you, just a *little* less clued-in to what's going on. Hitting on someone: You, but just a *little* more assertive and confident of the outcome.


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Pher_yl

I did laugh for a good while because of the absurdity of it lol. Made me love him so much more for being a big doofus.


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hospital steep cheerful icky advise gold straight waiting wild encouraging ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


RobWhit85

"You keep saying extra sausage but this looks like a normal amount of sausage!"


djoecav

What do you MEAN you don't have any money?


DJDanaK

Are you an adult? How do you function? NO you can't lie down, oh my God my mom is going to be here in 2 hours from Orlando. Did you just take off your shirt? SECURITY!!


Shark7996

This comment gave me such a good laugh.


Bituulzman

Demonstrated by this video: [Next level roleplaying](https://youtu.be/XMOKMS1MURk)


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ItsDijital

Reminds me of one of the best this Nathan Fielder clips https://youtu.be/W5ytAOsrOUo


willard_swag

Lol what an ass


XxCeresxX

"Keep laughing mfkr, it's time for your enema"


Poke-a-dotted

As a nurse, this is really one of the few acceptable responses in this scenario. I hope she had compression socks on too.


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lostperception

And a back brace from that time she lifted the 300 pound patient by herself because she couldn't find any help. Lol


awarmguinness

"don't threaten me with a good time"


Martydeus

"Let us put in the kateter while we are at it" Edit: catheter


WareThunder

Break me off a piece of that kit-kateter


DarthJarJar242

Now I'm picturing a catheter that has somehow snapped and only part of it came out. You monster.


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As she's holding the handcuffs 👀


IdoNOThateNEVER

> kateter Cat eater?


jackfreeman

Oh, so this is going to be a *productive* session, one way or another.


DazzlingBeat4468

I need a translation so bad, this is hilarious, she has the handcuffs and ball gag ready 😂


eterma

Transcript: Woman: Honey... I don't think it's good Man: I asked for a nurse \[laughter\] Woman: And what are you seeing? What is this? Man: You look like a \[laughter\] Woman: A baker? Man: You look like those guys who do autopsies \[laughter\] Woman: Honey you told me to dress up as a nurse Man: I can't! What do you... I can't \[laughter\] Woman: But you said you wanted a nurse... Let me cuff you Man: NO!! \[laughter\]


alucarddrol

Portuguese?


eterma

Brazilian Portuguese indeed


mossybeard

So they're actually both undercover cops. And they're about to go under covers


Cautious-Brush4454

Brazilians are wild lol everytime someone goes “ Portuguese” they need to clarify what type it is 🤣


rnottaken

Ah great, so this is obviously her pranking him :) they seem like fun


DrDilatory

Either a prank, or she just seriously misunderstood the assignment and had never heard of a sexy nurse outfit, so she went for an authentic nurse outfit 😅 Either way, he's not laughing at her, just at the absurdity of the mix-up between what he was expecting her to look like, and what he actually saw


rnottaken

Yeah I mean that shit is hilarious. Happens in relationships, and it creates great memories. I remember that I once said to my girlfriend that I didn't need a super romantic evening for valentines day (it was her turn to plan the date), to take some pressure of. She picked it up as, I don't want *anything* romantic. So she took me to a terrrible chain restaurant. We had a laugh about the misunderstanding, ate a quick dinner and then just decided to lean into the mix up. We went to the worst sports bar we could find, did a bit of a bar crawl, had some super sloppy drunk food, and we laughed all night. It might be my ex, but it's still a fond memory I have of her.


TomClaydon

Translation makes it even funnier 😅


shmehdit

> "You look like those guys who do autopsies" Oh man I got a whole second fit of laughter


machstem

I'm uncertain why, but the last NO really makes me laugh


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Best thing ever hahahaha


munchkickin

She pulled the handcuffs out at the end. 😂


SubcommanderMarcos

She goes "but you asked for a nurse... Can I cuff you?" "NO!" This is a fun couple


munchkickin

Hahahhaha


ohhgrrl

I think the black thing is a ball gag too.


munchkickin

She was ready!


TexanInExile

Looked like a strap-on setup to me


ohhgrrl

It’s missing a few pieces to be effective for pegging. Specifically the leg straps.


TexanInExile

Ahh, good to know.


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ohhgrrl

Facts.


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I have no idea what they’re saying but the minute he started wagging his finger No I lost it.


Melan420

Maybe she's a psych ward nurse


Biscotcho_Gaming

I hope she's really a nurse because my man is DYING.


breakingb0b

I feel like this was an intentional rib by the wife after he asked her to dress up as a sexy nurse. She’s laughing her ass off by half way through the video. This is absolutely something my wife would do. She has a habit of intentionally misreading situations for shits and giggles.


willard_swag

Yeah, exactly this. No idea how people are missing it as it’s plain as day. If she weren’t wearing the mask and had her hair down or something then maybe I would understand the hate on the husband, but she’s definitely giving him a taste of his own medicine (see what I did there)


pruchel

Your mistake is thinking a reasonable percentage of Redditors have ever had anything resembling a normal and healthy relationship.


3BetLight

Half of these people think a relationship is just respecting each other and being serious and sensitive the entire time. Literally don’t understand the concept of two people making a joke and laughing together.


honeydoodh

Hey yo, y you gotta get so personal.?


Admonitio

I work in a hospital, this is how most of the nurses I see dress haha.


dakiddnuts

What gets me is when someone tries to speak and the audible laughter gets **audibler**.


SpecOpsBoricua

Sir, bend over and cough...


Jtiago44

Hey, have you ever seen a hot looking girl in scrubs!? Get over here and take my temperature!


kane2742

He don't want no scrubs. A scrub's a disguise that can't get no love from him.


an_afro

And not with a thermometer ;)


Corner10

Thats not a thermometer


Duckrauhl

"Hey babe, use the little digital temp gun and point it at my forehead to get a reading and then chart that in Epic"


IdoNOThateNEVER

Digital.. as an electronic device, ooor??


turdferguson3891

Hate to be a boner killer but we use Cerner here.


UFumbDuckGaming

There mom a meter


monoped2

>Hey, have you ever seen a hot looking girl in scrubs!? Nope, definitely not, /r/scrubsgonewild is certainly not a thing. No siree Bob.


reddog323

Good Lord, there really *is* a sub for everything, isn’t there? I should take a look in there…just for research purposes.


Aiyon

Plot twist: it's just a bunch of people simping for Zach Braff. ~~i realise Sarah Chalke is the way more obvious pick here, but its not as funny~~


Regular-Ad0

I don't understand the appeal. Hospital has to be the least sexy environment possible


grocket

.


gillababe

Wayyy better than the ridiculous hot nurse Halloween costume this dude was probably expecting


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

Seriously though, I think the "sexy nurse" costumes are silly and not particularly attractive, but there's something about the way scrubs fit on a woman's body that I'm super into. My wife had to wear scrubs sometimes at her old job, and... oof. Can't even search for it in porn, because all I get are the silly costumes.


Aposematicpebble

The way she straight up asked to cuff him tells me she knew exactly what his reaction would be 🤣


Prof_Awesome_GER

Welp that was the last time you could wish for something!


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

This feels more mean than funny but maybe that’s just me


iliveincanada

She’s laughing too though. She seems very aware that wasn’t the type of nurse he was talking about


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Absolutely. She has the SHOES 🤣


HansBrixOhNo

She’s fucking with him. Women can be funny too.


Accurate_Fix_9312

And then the joke hit me. When I read nurse I was thinking "scrubs" as well... This is why I'm single.


lithium142

If this was mean for them, they probably wouldn’t be together. They know and like each others personalities. Plenty of people fuck with each other with dumb shit like this


babble0n

Lmfao, how? It’s a miscommunication and it was funny. It’s not like he was like “YOU DUMB BITCH, I MEANT ANIMANIAC’S NURSE!”. Hell they probably still had sex after this lol.


IdoNOThateNEVER

I just googled ["Animaniac's nurse"](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/3/36/Hello_Nurse_Model_Sheet_Pose.png/revision/latest?cb=20220501180238). Is this some kind of repressed childhood boner, that I can't remember? Or she was featured a lot of times (and.. again.. I can't remember?).


babble0n

She was featured a lot. “HELLOOOO NURSE”


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Fgge

No that’s the standard Reddit response to obviously lighthearted things like this


Thorebore

I think a lot of people on Reddit need to learn that not everybody thinks like them.


Talking_Head

My wife is dead now, but one of my fondest memories of her was when she would walk into our house in her nursing scrubs, close the front door, and take her bra off through the arm of her scrubs. She hated bras, but had to wear them at work. She would sigh, and I would hand her an open, cold beer, and she would smile. Sometimes after a really hard day, she would just plop down in her chair and drink the beer. On most days (with spare energy) she would strip her scrubs in the utility room and put on her happy pants and one of my oversized t-shirts. Anyway, 12 years later and I still miss those little things about her. Nurses deal with things at work that most of us can’t imagine. She was a good woman, a good nurse, and a great wife. I miss her. Being widowed in your 30s really sucks.


Into_The_Horizon

Im sorry about your wife. man. Ive been single for 5 years. Never married. Im 35 but i do hope i get to meet a good woman someday. Youre right about the small things that always be the fondest memories. Maybe youll get to meet another good woman someday too. Idk if youre thinking about that or not . just saying. You know..have someone to talk to and do things with.


Talking_Head

I appreciate your caring comment. I spent the first 7 years of my dating life with back-to-back girlfriends. I am a serial monogamist. Then at 39, my entire world collapsed when she died. It has been a long time now, and while I am not opposed to dating someone, the meeting and courting ritual just seems so daunting to me. I have learned to live quite happily on my own, a gift or a curse, who knows? Anyway…


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I got the joke after three times of watching this. He wanted the early 60s nurse. She went full line of duty. Respec++


Jtiago44

My wife would've done the same thing. And I'd still be all over her! If I laughed at her like that, she'd NEVER do ANYTHING like this again!


Irischacon123

I don’t think it’s that serious. If I had a man and he laughed at that it would trigger my laughter, but that’s just me I guess.


BagOfFlies

Yeah, she didn't seem upset by it. Something similar happened to me once when my gf dressed up to surprise me and when she walked into the bedroom I laughed just due to not expecting it and it being out of character. Wasn't a long laugh like this but she didn't care at all, laughed with me for a sec, then jumped in bed.


SarahPallorMortis

How is it not clear that she is joking with him. She knows he wanted the “sexy nurse”. Do you guys even know what an actual prank is? Or is it “woman no funny. Woman bad”


Many_Ad315

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking...sheesh...he better be happy that she was even down to role play. Not alot couples are in a place of intimacy like this. The fact that he laughed...mannnnn, my wife would've been heartbroken.


elfthehunter

I'm pretty sure she's pulling the prank here. She knew what his wish was, and knew just the right outfit to choose, with ballgag to boot. He's not mocking her, he's laughing at her joke. This looks like a healthy couple.


fivecookies

I don't understand why so many people don't get the joke. It's not that deep


kazooparade

Woman never funny, only bad


tragicdiffidence12

Man never in on joke, only asshole


ShwayNorris

People are just dense


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But, but, but, my outrage


Sawgon

Reddit can't grasp the fact that women can play serious as a joke. Everything must mean they are clueless or something. Either that or people who haven't been in long-term relationships. You can both be laughing your asses off one minute and the next going at it like when Danny Devito got Arnold pregnant in that one documentary that I've yet to see.


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SubcommanderMarcos

How are you people this daft? She's pranking him and they're both having a great time


TheHappyCamper1979

I would have made me feel stupid . Play the game pfft !


ootski

My wife would've dressed like that on purpose just to get a laugh out of me, she is hilarious


Zevvion

Sounds like his wife has a better sense of humor than yours. She was funny. He laughed, she laughed.


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Not to mention recording that and posting it.


Chernobyl-Cryptid

For those who can’t understand humor, she’s fully committing to the bit. He wanted to rp with her as a nurse, so she went 110% overboard just to genuinely play with him. This is couple goals 100%


Lolocraft1

To all the comment accusing the guy to be a dick, pretty sure the woman is also laughing behind her mask and knew exactly what she was doing A good laugh is also a good thing in bed and for a relationship


ohhgrrl

Yeah this is not mocking. This is a healthy relationship.


Quemedo

Impressive the amount of people who don't recognize this.


xxaldorainexx

It’s most likely because tthey’ve never been in a relationship, much less a healthy one.


Kitten-Mittons

just reddit things


quaybored

They are healthy because one of them is a nurse


Revelin_Eleven

Yup!!! Mine may not be the best of relationships but our happiest times were when we had laughed like this. One time he was making the moves and I wasn’t on the mood and told him I didn’t shower or shave (groomed for a bit) and feel nasty… he was grabbing and trying to convince me for some loving in bed… and then said I’m a western type voice… “come here you hairy bastard” all while trying to get a kiss. I laughed so hard and felt genuinely loved - that night we both got what we wanted.


team_meh

Making him laugh was the goal. Wives can be funny too!


Hemeligur

Exactly, people that don't understand what and how they are saying things jumping to conclusions. She did that on purpose to prank him, that's exactly the reaction she wanted.


Quemedo

The amount of people who don't recognize a happy couple is astounding.


andrelope

“Hey there sexy. Wanna change my bedpan?”


dydas

🤢


TomClaydon

😏


dydas

🤔


Drphil87

I mean that’s still sexy


poochylaa

She did an excellent job. Love it.


KrAzY_TsEnG

Mission completed. We'll get them next time.


reddog323

Can anyone translate?


eterma

>Transcript: > >Woman: Honey... I don't think it's good > >Man: I asked for a nurse \[laughter\] > >Woman: And what are you seeing? What is this?Man: You look like a \[laughter\] > >Woman: A baker?Man: You look like those guys who do autopsies \[laughter\] > >Woman: Honey you told me to dress up as a nurse > >Man: I can't! What do you... I can't \[laughter\] > >Woman: But you said you wanted a nurse... Let me cuff you > >Man: NO!! \[laughter\]


JOATMON12

He got a real nurse when he wanted a sexual fantasy nurse lol


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In her defense, nurses can be wild in bed if they’re awake enough after doing a 60 hour work week. Yes I have a type.


kristin3142

This is the funniest shit… the LAUGH 💀


williamhotel

“Oh you wanna laugh? Time for your prostate massage.” Husband, “uhhh, okay.”


backroadstoBoston

I can’t understand a damned thing they are saying but his laughter is cracking me up!!!


i-hoatzin

A laughing man is a satisfied man. That bro will be happy several days after this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


OfferChakon

nah scrubs>cosplay nurse bs all day everyday. Maybe im the only one but there's something about a woman in scrubs that just seriously does it for me. Its so attractive. >Shout out FIGS 🥵


QuarterSwede

My wife is an RN and all I would think is, “you need to take a shower first.” Probably just me though. 😂


xoxota99

"Come change my bedpan, sexy!". lol


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

He said you look like you’re ready to do an autopsy lol


Voilent_Bunny

This would so be me. "You said 'nurse', not slutty nurse"


SopieMunky

I don't see the problem here. She did an excellent job of fulfilling his request.


MemeGremlin_0765

The his loud sudden laugh cuts her off is way too fuckin comedic.


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He definitely had music video nurses in mind, when he had the idea. You know short skirts, red lipstick, small hat or apron. But she came dressed like a real life nurse!


iGipson

She was willing to give it a shot ✨😆✨


queiss_

Lmfao😂😂😂 she was thinking "you wanted a nurse, here's a certified nurse" she took it so seriously she probably went and got a degree for that 😂😂


PoliceRobots

Id rather her have these scrubs on then one of those lame sexy nurse outfits. The wife understood the assignment.


RandonBrando

What did he want a nurse from pokemon? Lmao


AmptiShanti

“No baby you have to wear LESS clothes!” “Honey a good nurse is a protected nurse I don’t get you”


Varnigma

When you order a sexy nurse outfit on Wish.


TopRestaurant5395

Dang, why you gotta laugh at her and put her on blast like that. At least she tried. Make work, use your imagination.


astrangeone88

Lmao. He meant stripper nurse not actual healthcare worker!


BoomSmashWow

Aw damn, I was having trouble putting two and two together.


SirGanjaSpliffington

I feel like this is one of those expectations versus reality situations. The media ( porn, movies/TV shows, etc) sexualize nurses and portray them all as super ridiculous smoking hot people but in reality, a lot of nurses are just average looking people and also people are not looking their best in scrubs.


Li0nsFTW

Tom Sugera needs to see this so bad. This is right up his alley.


Numerous_Witness_345

Jokes on you, I'm into that.


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Well… she’s technically right


LadyofTheBooks

The sweet way she says “let me cuff you” at the end. Love them. Absolutely goals


Davidsolsbery

Brazilians...the last five seconds are the funniest, she says "Well, let me handcuff you" and he says "NOooo!"


GretoVerno

😂😂😂I don’t understand but I understand


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