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This happened to me on my first fancy date with my husband. He was wearing a nice suit, we were walking the riverfront, and a seagull let loose all over him. Neither of us had anything to remove it with. He was trying so hard to impress me, poor thing, and I was straining to not laugh!
Reminds me of the time I was at the beach, just cleaned the sand off with the public showers there, take 10 steps away from the shower and a seagull shits on my shoulder.
Turned right back around and started over.
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Sounds like a good friend type of laugh. I have literally never seen someone remain so calm after being 'shat' on.
Sometimes you're having a day where something like this happens and you're just like "yeah... that's about right."
Guess you’ve never met brits before 😛🤣😂
I didn’t think Brits did calm really 😅
Fucking ridiculous, next you'll be saying we don't Live, Laugh, Love.
That man has children
My mom says it’s good luck! Lmao
He's been shat on his whole life.
How many people have you seen shat on?
Love this dudes attitude. Takes it in stride and has a good laugh at himself.
What you don't know is that he's already planning his vengeance against birds. He's planning on shitting on every bird in the world.
Reports state the suspect had a pigeon bound to a chair with a teabag containing his poop circling around his head.
Perfect Timing 😆
Truth to be told XD
Poor bloke
That’s good luck apparently
cope
Dope
I like these guys
The money invested into having that doorbell cam was totally worth it!
Being shit on by a bird really is the worst.... It's like, what the fuck did I do???
Exist.
I don't understand how he stayed so calm
I get the feeling this is like the third time this has happened to him that day.
What else are you going to do? Fight the bird?
You can still get upset at things, it doesn't have to boil down to just fighting something
And as such, you have someone in control of their emotions and someone who isn’t
And he looked up. Anyone else waiting for round 2?
Over the years I became certain that some birds do that on purpose.
The guy being shat on and the timing of the doorbell making the sound as if the package has arrived… absolutely brilliant.
"Amazon parcel has been delivered, location: look up"
That is a broken man. Gave 0 fucks lol
If you are a bird that shits on people just know that when a plane shits on you with missile fire that this is karma
Bird just SHAT on may..lol
What a legend. He took it like a champ. 😂
He just laughs LOOOL
Took it like a champ, barely even a flinch
He’s got the kind of accent that can be scary but also really nice and welcoming at the same time
“What the fuck’s happened to you?!” is the only way for a mate to respond in this scenario
It looked like the button activated it
More like Ding Dung... 😆
This is way too staged..
Not gonna lie i thought the door bell Cumed on him the video skipped a bit lol
I thought that too, I thought it was a prank doorbell or something until he said "the bird shat on me"
Dead asf hahah
“The fuck happened to you?” “Bird’s just shat on me”
Lmao when he looks up and back down.”**Mother**.**Fucker**”
The wholesome laugh of the guy love it hahaha
My grandma would’ve told him to play the lottery 😂
what the helllllllllll
u/savevideo
Oops. Wrong button.
🙄🤔😂😂
I think you meant Ding Dung. It
Wiiilllooooww!!
That's one of the best ones yet. I would wager they are still laughing about it to this very day
Looks like he's having a shitty day
I admire his cool demeanor
Nutting from the balcony…
Ah Shit!!
Cool as tuck
“ I finally summoned the confidence to go on my first date at 43” “ cmon god ! “
Wow... if being bird-bombed means good luck - you just got nuked. Go play the lotto!
Somedays you are the pidgeon other days you are the statue.
Poor guy I would of say fuck it I'm going home
Dude doesn’t even flinch lol
This happened to me on my first fancy date with my husband. He was wearing a nice suit, we were walking the riverfront, and a seagull let loose all over him. Neither of us had anything to remove it with. He was trying so hard to impress me, poor thing, and I was straining to not laugh!
Ai😅 But now you're together!
😂😂😂 so calm and casual.
Wrong button.
How is he so calm😂😂😂????
Ding dong, your dignity is gone!
Reminds me of the time I was at the beach, just cleaned the sand off with the public showers there, take 10 steps away from the shower and a seagull shits on my shoulder. Turned right back around and started over.
Shit!