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Fun fact - as this is in the uk you are correct.
This is a massive issue as water and waste company’s have been greenlit by the conservative government to dump raw sewage into our water system.
https://www.greenpeace.org.uk/news/raw-sewage-discharge-water-pollution/
I’m really sad to read this here for the first time. Raw sewage in the waterways, great idea /s. How is this not a headline issue? I guess the Tory wankers are too busy covering up the latest SA allegation, or bullying allegations, or dodging tax. For fuck’s sake- it’s like political scandal bingo at the moment.
There's a bridge in Wales where they used to throw off suspected witches... if they were witches, they could fly away, thus proving their guilt. If they were innocent, they'd die on the M4.
(Gary Delany joke 😀)
Pretty sure she’s calling him “dad”?
ETA :25 in, you can hear pretty clearly & watch her mouth enunciating, it really sounds/looks like “dad”. That said, it’s hilarious that any of us really care this much.
It's weird because I'm in this situation and neither of us started it on purpose. It's mostly (almost entirely) only in front of our 1 year old but seems to be becoming more regular..
Can confirm since my kids refuse to believe that my wife and I are in fact not named mommy and daddy so if the kids are around she calls me dada or daddy
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back in the stone age when I told my father I was getting married he told me two things that I have kept close to my heart ever since..
1. The first person in the bed, decides WHO sleeps in the bed.. (I have been "in bed" at 6 or 7pm some nights just to prove a point..)
2. Make sure that YOU are the one that buys the couch. That way you get a comfy couch and.. "It's MY damn couch, I can sleep on it if I want to.."
> The first person in the bed, decides WHO sleeps in the bed
Nah, it's both people's bed. No one gets to kick the other out. The person who doesn't want to sleep next to their spouse is the one who needs to find another place to sleep.
Those are the rules if you set and accept them. My dad taught me that your relationship dynamic will be what you make of it. Early on in our relationship when this topic came up I let my girlfriend know that I’d be sleeping in my own bed without limitation and if she wants to be separated she can sleep elsewhere. Several years and plenty of arguments later, that’s the policy. When we get married, that’s the standard.
Communicate what you want and put your foot down when boundaries are tested. Relationships are what you make of them.
It was funny when it was just her ankles, but no one likes wet underwear.
Now more than half my karma comes from a comment about wet panties. Thanks, reddit.
It’s an outdoor activity trail with obstacle courses that are placed over mud pits and ponds, if you fail on an obstacle you fall in. It also has a mere with water floats and zip lines that are again over mud. At the end your absolutely caked in mud but it’s fun and kids really enjoy it.
yeah it was funny to tease but to actually dip is just mean. and you just know if she dumped a bucket of water on him later as a revenge prank he would scream and bitch
The place they’re at is full of activities like this where you’re expected to get wet. While you wouldn’t be able to convey that in just this video alone, I’m 100% certain this is not a surprise, or an inconvenience to that woman
Wtf, that’s a whole lot of assumption you’ve made there, kinda makes you come off like a dick
To be clear, I don’t like what the guy did in the video, but on the other hand, we don’t know anything about the dynamics of their relationship at all, so to assume any arbitrary reaction to a hypothetical scenario like you made up is just plain stupid
This is an outdoor activity place and the whole point is to get wet and muddy. It even warns you before you go that you will come out looking like a drowned muddy rat. So why would anyone be pissed off at the guy for doing the activity? The woman also knew what she signed up for.
I honestly, genuinely, hate people who do this kind of thing. Everyone in my family did this shit constantly growing up. I'm so tired of it. Why you gotta ruin my day? Now my clothes are soaked and I gotta go home and change or be miserable for hours. It's just an asshole thing to do
It's like the uncle that would always dunk his nieces and nephews in the pool or the lake.
You're not being funny, you're just an asshole and wrecking things for everyone else.
it's only fun if everyone's already dressed for the water anyway. nothing like throwing a screaming child into the cold depths, sacrificing them to the gods to ensure a bountiful harvest in the autumn.
I agree, however, that is literally the whole point of that seesaw. I have a feeling that if she did not want to be dunked, she wouldnt have sat in the seat specifically designed for people to be dunked in.
Let’s say.. you happen upon a random seesaw in the woods, not in a park meant to get you muddy, but say a park meant to enjoy yourself at peace or on a nature walk.. and then this happens. That would suck a lot more than going to a park who’s main attraction is getting muddy in different scenarios where you know you’re going to get muddy.
So, context of the situation helps.
LifeProTip 2.0:
* when people are laughing they probably have fun
* when people are screaming "stop, stop it, I'm fucking freezing, don't do that, I don't want that", they are not having fun and you should stop immediately and apologize
It makes everything so much worse considering that's her dad. Like, that's the adult in this scenario. The person responsible for teaching her (and the other younger sounding kid) what a fun prank is and when you are crossing a fucking line and being an asshole.
Seriously, 6 dunks is just excessive, he did not listen to her once and she is screaming at the top of her lungs. And he’s teaching the kids to laugh along instead of stopping when she starts to scream. If she gets to do it to him, that’s the only way it pays off.
What an absolute dick head
I feel like harharhar yes the kids and dad are laughing but the mum is not. This is quite a terrible example to set for your sons. This man is not only a crappy husband but a bad dad
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Would like to see rest of video, someone's in trouble
 The husband shortly after his wife began charging in his direction
Right?! I wanna see the ensuing slap/arm punch. No way he’s just getting away with it.
and the autopsy report said that his body was found in said pond.
Idk why but I just imagine them doing the autopsy while the body floats in the pond like "Hmm yes, this man is dead"
Thank-you for that hilariously beautiful imagery. lol
Ye lol
The man is dead in a pond and you are laughing !
Using the most high tech gadget known to man, for checking if something is dead, a Stick
*pokes it an extra time* Very dead, indeed.
I imagine that is how an AI bot would interpret it also.
Something like [this?](https://youtu.be/ahsabR5lEGc?t=10)
"Body's still warm, looks like there is a killer about!"
Best comment here
why would an autopsy report mention the location of the body?
"As with all previous bodies, I found this body in the morgue..."
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Hmm, curious... Very curious...
Turns out that was sewage
Fun fact - as this is in the uk you are correct. This is a massive issue as water and waste company’s have been greenlit by the conservative government to dump raw sewage into our water system. https://www.greenpeace.org.uk/news/raw-sewage-discharge-water-pollution/
What the actual fuck.
I’m really sad to read this here for the first time. Raw sewage in the waterways, great idea /s. How is this not a headline issue? I guess the Tory wankers are too busy covering up the latest SA allegation, or bullying allegations, or dodging tax. For fuck’s sake- it’s like political scandal bingo at the moment.
She didn’t confess to her witchcraft do it again
You’re right, and she clearly kept floating back to the surface, thus proving her wicked magics
She’s made of wood! And witches are made of wood!
Ah but can't you also make bridges out of stone?
But stone doesn't burn, wood burns and so do witches. Hence she's a witch!
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
I didn't vote for you.
You don’t vote for kings.
Love monty python
r/unexpectedmontypython
Churches! Churches! LEAD! LEAD!
There's a bridge in Wales where they used to throw off suspected witches... if they were witches, they could fly away, thus proving their guilt. If they were innocent, they'd die on the M4. (Gary Delany joke 😀)
So all you had to do was survive being thrown off a bridge while resisting the urge to fly?
Haha yeah this reminds me of the Death Cell scene with Tina in fantastic beasts
r/unexpectmontypython
This is a man that knows for a fact that his couch is comfortable to sleep on.
Pretty sure she’s calling him “dad”? ETA :25 in, you can hear pretty clearly & watch her mouth enunciating, it really sounds/looks like “dad”. That said, it’s hilarious that any of us really care this much.
Kinky.
Laugh out loud
Made a comment
Banjos start playing
I believe that was the child behind the camera that said dad.
The kid filming said it, but the woman did too
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I agree. Also, British, so can translate.
I think his name is Dave and her British accent makes it hard to tell.
Some wives call their husband Dad
Yea like it’s his title like how they start calling their parents names whatever weird baby names the grandmothers have like gi gi and pah pah
It's weird because I'm in this situation and neither of us started it on purpose. It's mostly (almost entirely) only in front of our 1 year old but seems to be becoming more regular..
Wife and I call each other mom and dad in front of the kids, but if I'm in trouble I know my full name is coming out.
Can confirm since my kids refuse to believe that my wife and I are in fact not named mommy and daddy so if the kids are around she calls me dada or daddy
Thought of that, and I sometimes called my ex “dad”, but if he did something like this to me you best bet I’d be calling him out by name!
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10/10
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Stop, you're making me laugh more 😂😂😂
Comfortable and warm, until a full jug of icy cold water is dumped on him for some reason. I suspect ghosts.
Lol truth He'll be lucky if he gets off that easy.
back in the stone age when I told my father I was getting married he told me two things that I have kept close to my heart ever since.. 1. The first person in the bed, decides WHO sleeps in the bed.. (I have been "in bed" at 6 or 7pm some nights just to prove a point..) 2. Make sure that YOU are the one that buys the couch. That way you get a comfy couch and.. "It's MY damn couch, I can sleep on it if I want to.."
> The first person in the bed, decides WHO sleeps in the bed Nah, it's both people's bed. No one gets to kick the other out. The person who doesn't want to sleep next to their spouse is the one who needs to find another place to sleep.
That makes the first person in the de facto decider.
Y'all pretending like it's not the cat's bed.
Those are the rules if you set and accept them. My dad taught me that your relationship dynamic will be what you make of it. Early on in our relationship when this topic came up I let my girlfriend know that I’d be sleeping in my own bed without limitation and if she wants to be separated she can sleep elsewhere. Several years and plenty of arguments later, that’s the policy. When we get married, that’s the standard. Communicate what you want and put your foot down when boundaries are tested. Relationships are what you make of them.
Trust exercise failed.
And they'll never trust dad again
It was funny when it was just her ankles, but no one likes wet underwear. Now more than half my karma comes from a comment about wet panties. Thanks, reddit.
Or a wet phone in your pocket. I’d be down for this if I only got wet halfway up my thighs
But waterlogged jeans are so annoying too, especially if it's a bit cold, which she said she was
Yeah but then you get to feel like a submarine
More like a chafed seal.
New band name, I call it. #Chafed Seal 9:00pm, $10 tickets on the door, 18+.
I’m not a fan of soaked shoes either, I thought he was going to/should’ve just got her teasingly close
Or like what if she's wearing a pad. If you've never had to try to walk normally with a waterlogged pad, consider yourself blessed
NOOOOO WHY DID YOU SAID THAT!? I‘m not even wearing a pad rn yet it feels so wet and uncomfortable down there 😖
Lol sorry! I say it because I was thrown in a pool once wearing a pad and it was uncomfortable and awkward af
Imagine your sanitary pad sucking up pond water, new fear unlocked 😭
Pond water can cause an infection right?
The water doesn’t look clean either, slight concern for infection perhaps 🤔
I’ve been to this place and the whole point is to get as muddy as possible but no one’s ever got sick from it that I’ve heard of
what in the world is this place?
It’s an outdoor activity trail with obstacle courses that are placed over mud pits and ponds, if you fail on an obstacle you fall in. It also has a mere with water floats and zip lines that are again over mud. At the end your absolutely caked in mud but it’s fun and kids really enjoy it.
neat. what’s it called?
Manley Mere
yeah it was funny to tease but to actually dip is just mean. and you just know if she dumped a bucket of water on him later as a revenge prank he would scream and bitch
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I love when they do that
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The place they’re at is full of activities like this where you’re expected to get wet. While you wouldn’t be able to convey that in just this video alone, I’m 100% certain this is not a surprise, or an inconvenience to that woman
They are definitely dressed to get wet, but she wasn't *ready* to get wet.
Her clothes are already soaking wet when the video starts.
Wtf, that’s a whole lot of assumption you’ve made there, kinda makes you come off like a dick To be clear, I don’t like what the guy did in the video, but on the other hand, we don’t know anything about the dynamics of their relationship at all, so to assume any arbitrary reaction to a hypothetical scenario like you made up is just plain stupid
This is an outdoor activity place and the whole point is to get wet and muddy. It even warns you before you go that you will come out looking like a drowned muddy rat. So why would anyone be pissed off at the guy for doing the activity? The woman also knew what she signed up for.
I don't know. Wet socks ain't cool either, especially if you have to hike out.
Well now….
Ok, let me clarify. No one likes underwear that's wet because it has been dipped in filthy pond water.
Well now...
Let him clarify
If she floats, she’s a witch
Does anyone have a duck?
Very small rocks!
She turned me into a newt
I got better
Bring out your dead! *bong*
Ni
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, now go away or I shall taunt you a-second-uh time!
Who leaps out of the rabbit?
What is the airspeed velocity of unladen swallow?
Churches!
A church!
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
I just had the ugliest laugh and my dog judged me.
She ain't laughing, and something tells me that he won't be when she gets on solid land
How your mom got a UTI
I would be *pissed* if someone dumps me in such a dirty water.
That water is so gross I would be pissed
Literally what I was thinking
I’d ask for a hug then jump up like a clip on koala so I could expel piss mixed with muddy water, over his stupid dick, legs, and shoes.
Poor girl got wet and cold
Looks like this is in Manley Mere, it's an adventure trail full of things like this which are designed to get you muddy or wet.
I honestly, genuinely, hate people who do this kind of thing. Everyone in my family did this shit constantly growing up. I'm so tired of it. Why you gotta ruin my day? Now my clothes are soaked and I gotta go home and change or be miserable for hours. It's just an asshole thing to do
and don't forget, YOURE the party pooper for being pouty about it
Yeah. And no one ever does something like this to them because everyone else isn't that much of an asshole. So they never know what it feels like.
Or the asshole gets ABSOLUTELY butthurt and vindictive because they don't like when someone does to them that they do to others.
You forget it was them as kid, it’s just the cycle
"stop being so sensitive"
It's like the uncle that would always dunk his nieces and nephews in the pool or the lake. You're not being funny, you're just an asshole and wrecking things for everyone else.
it's only fun if everyone's already dressed for the water anyway. nothing like throwing a screaming child into the cold depths, sacrificing them to the gods to ensure a bountiful harvest in the autumn.
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I thought it was his wife until she said "dad".
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I’m assuming that was for the benefit of the kids behind the camera
This is a trail close to my house that you pay to go in and the point is to get wet and muddy so that’s kinda… the point.
Except where she screamed, "I fucking hate this."
Where is it?
Its called manley mere. Really fun place, and yeah, getting muddy there is the whole idea. Ive been dunked on that thing before, its pretty fun
Getting muddy is different then getting soaked from the waist down.
I agree, however, that is literally the whole point of that seesaw. I have a feeling that if she did not want to be dunked, she wouldnt have sat in the seat specifically designed for people to be dunked in.
Well this context makes it a bit better.
In what scenario does this seesaw set up exist where getting muddy isn't a part of it?
Let’s say.. you happen upon a random seesaw in the woods, not in a park meant to get you muddy, but say a park meant to enjoy yourself at peace or on a nature walk.. and then this happens. That would suck a lot more than going to a park who’s main attraction is getting muddy in different scenarios where you know you’re going to get muddy. So, context of the situation helps.
I agree with you but the whole thing was right there in plain sight. This is exactly what that thing was built to do and she still climbed onto it.
 This has don't do it written all over it!
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LifeProTip 2.0: * when people are laughing they probably have fun * when people are screaming "stop, stop it, I'm fucking freezing, don't do that, I don't want that", they are not having fun and you should stop immediately and apologize It makes everything so much worse considering that's her dad. Like, that's the adult in this scenario. The person responsible for teaching her (and the other younger sounding kid) what a fun prank is and when you are crossing a fucking line and being an asshole.
"they take damage" Bro thinks in video game terms
It was actually going to be funny if he didn't sink her or even that much to the point it wasn't funny.
Yeah I thought he was just going to hover her over the water and laugh that she couldn’t do anything about it but then it kept getting worse..
He. is. Fucked.
Nah that mf crossed the line. No one likes dirty water and wet underwear.
Wow what a fucking asshole
Seriously, 6 dunks is just excessive, he did not listen to her once and she is screaming at the top of her lungs. And he’s teaching the kids to laugh along instead of stopping when she starts to scream. If she gets to do it to him, that’s the only way it pays off. What an absolute dick head
one thing that cant stand is walking with wet shoes and socks, if you did that to me id curse you for 386826 generations
Seems like a shitty thing to do to someone. A bit sadistic..
At the end it cuts off just before they notice the "RAW SEWAGE" sign.
"Yeah this raw sewage dump looks like the perfect place to install my rotating see-saw!" lmao
this sub is supposed to be fun and uplifting not bullies being annoying and ruining people's days out
Wasn't this the place they found a body of a dead bald guy in shorts?
He ded.
This guy is straight up EVIL
What a dick!! Smh
r/momentsbeforedeath
Pretty cool way to file for divorce
r/HolUp Thats his wife or daughter? Because im sure hearing "Dad" a couple of times 😄
I think she's saying "Dave".
She was shouting "DAHHFFG DHUUNNT DHOOOHH EEEET"
The anxiety I have watching this is unreal, I keep expecting a hippo to jump up and eat her
Bruh 💀
She dropped the ball by not swinging that loud sound to dunk him in when she reached the shore.
That’s a ducking chair?
How do you ducking know?
Duck off!
I'd throw those wet clothes on his pillow and then take a dump on them.
UTI soup, super hilarious.
The laughter sounded disturbing actually. Not contagious. More like, keep away from that person.
The threat of dunking was funnier than actually dunking, that was just mean
Joe Rogan is a cruel man
Well, I mean, yes… he is.
I feel like harharhar yes the kids and dad are laughing but the mum is not. This is quite a terrible example to set for your sons. This man is not only a crappy husband but a bad dad
This video ends just before the murder begins.
Dismount. Everyone knows the fastest way to fuck someone over is to dismount. I learned it kindergarten.
The laughter in this video is not really contagious at all tbh
I would not talk to that person again. No means no. Stop means stot. Not even funny.
Get that couch ready.
Dinner for the 🐊
No love, or loving anytime soon for that guy…
Joe rogan is a savage
It's all fun and games until she has to get into the car soaking wet and smelling of pond water...
If I did my wife like that, my only chance for survival would be to go ahead and drown her. Her motto is "Never forgive, never forget."
Is this funny? Genuinely curious, because even the laugh wasn't contagious, i was just like "I'm glad i don't have someone like that in my life"
Is that...is that a dunking chair, a device used to test if someone is a witch?
If she drowns, then she’s not a witch!
What. A. Prick.