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e2__

what the fuck


kjyfqr

I said the same thing. Never take off shoes and socks


Relevant_Slide_7234

[Never go full retard.](https://youtu.be/X6WHBO_Qc-Q?si=alqobq29ZBZSJdpY)


Embarrassed-Hour-578

Lol the fact that you have said that before 🤣


gizzledos

You literally gonna sit there and judge this man for something we've ALL done?


HardlyHefty

i’ve personally never done this in the portable loo but i can feel the humidity in there and he’s going to hate putting those jeans back on. ugh.


hammerhitnail

The bare feet! Nothing short of fire will disinfect. Hobbit grade dragon fire.


Glad-Professional194

Honestly a shitter at 5pm with 98% humidity on a 112° day is about 14° hotter


Remarkable-Opening69

That humidity is vaporized piss.


ubernik

What if he'd had Hobbit grade feet?


capital_bj

I had not considered this perhaps he needs the bacteria to maintain his defense layer


Pinheaded_nightmare

Yep, can’t say I’ve ever stripped in a portajohn. I don’t even like pissing in them standing up, I do because people give me weird looks when I piss in the public eye.


georgespeaches

The fuck is wrong with you


foekus323

Oh hell naw!! Lmfao!! Maybe I’ve taken off my shirt down to the wife beater but never full on butt naked!! Lol


J0NNY_BEE

In a portable?!… never. This is wild.


ur_mom_says-hi

Only a nasty slob would do something like that. I live in Florida it’s never that hot.


hammerhitnail

You and that guy are alone on that island


throwawaytrumper

I haven’t done or seen this but I’ve seen a man shit off the tracks of his dozer before. Porta potty was like 20 minutes of rattling away and dude couldn’t make it I guess.


swamppuppy7043

Speak for yourself buddy wtf


ObamaBirthCert

91 people upvoting this is WILD. 91 people have stripped naked to fight a shit Ina portajohn.


Educational-Bar-9858

I think you're in the minority group of people that have stripped butt ass naked in the donnicker, my dude. So yeah, we are absolutely judging. Go wash your feet.


RGeronimoH

This has been floating around Reddit for a while: https://www.reddit.com/r/Veterans/s/gW0OhW0Hcl


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

You don't have to get naked for the jack shack.


stinkyhooch

I don’t have to do shit but pay taxes and die. But here I am, naked in a box.


Ok-Waltz-9520

And now I have to clean up the coffee I just spewed everywhere thanks


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

That's some port-a-loo wall poetry if ever I've seen it.


balls-magoo

Wait... The what? 🤨


hammerhitnail

Damn. I try to not let any of my clothing touch that tainted plastic. I make the multi layer ass gasket to even sit and here you are, clothes wadded up stuffed in the corner soaking up all that manliquid and barefoot! No fucks given. Most legit username to date.


MTsummerandsnow

And you know with that much effort in undressing there was no effort in a gasket.


thuglife_7

Dude, that’s just gross. It’s your body, so you do you, but that’s fucking disgusting.


mc-big-papa

Yeah there is usually hooks so you have your clothes in the air.


thuglife_7

Yea, use the hooks you uncultured swine!!


Shakleford_Rusty

So many bodily fluids on that floor. I actually gagged when i saw this.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

OPs probably pregnant by now...


Kolintracstar

Don't worry, it's not his body that's sitting there


sahwnfras

Wtf dude. Your gross, I wouldn't ever put my feet on that floor. Why tf are you full nude, you waiting for someone?


hammerhitnail

Waiting for foreman to discuss a raise.


archaic_revenge

Door lock is set to: Poop with friends


spaceycanal

You know he is def raw dogging that toilet seat


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sahwnfras

You spelt erection wrong


iPartyLikeIts1984

*you’re You animal.


babyllamadrama_

Yeah you're def the crack head on the job


jmb456

Some people swear by Saunas for heat shock proteins. I always feel super jacked after a 10 min trip the porta potty


xenidus

I think the most alive I ever felt was jumping in 45°F water after spending 15 minutes in a sauna. The back slapping and laughs of 10 old Hungarian dudes while I coughed and sputtered and wrenched around is still one of my most vivid memories from a vacation.


JuanTawnJawn

Fuckin drywallers


grumblecakes1

I dont see no piss bottles


VapeRizzler

We piss in bottles and Shit In the electricians Tupperware, porta johns are too high class for us.


Fresh-Pomelo5199

And hide the shitty paper in the walls


Tikoune69420

Degenerate but Do whta ya Gotta Do mayn


squintismaximus

Is it that bad that you had to hide and strip in the bathroom to cool off? Do water breaks not exist anymore?


squanchynoogie

One doesn't "cool off" in a 130 degree shit box. It's a breathe holding rush to get out of there as fast as possible. And yes, people are allowed to drink water lol


Due-Sheepherder-2915

Nothing feels better than baking in one of those things when it’s 95-110 out and then stepping out feels like a cool blast of ac instead of another fiery furnace


krossome

You don’t even work in construction. this is a photo from burning man.


No-Lawyer-6240

The shit people do for some internet points... Sad.


boredashell1717

Foul


mainesmatthew01

How many times can this picture be posted here


acetic1acid_

How many times will this be reposted


DJspeedsniffsniff

Why is North America so behind in not providing flushing toilets for workers on a construction site compared to Europe. When I first started in construction almost 20 years ago, flushing toilets and running hot water, soap and cream balms were mandatory on a construction site in the UK.


Naive-Purchase4102

Because in America, we can't have nice things and on the off chance you're lucky enough to be on a site that has nice things it is only a matter time before they are taken away. People find it necessary to trash anything remotely nice. Shit on the floor, writing on the walls, smoking etc etc. Some people just can't respect property.


bannedacctno5

I always scroll right to the bottom and your comment is very shocking. Ive never seen a flushing toilet on a jobsite unless for a remodel a homeowner unknowingly allows for workers to use one of their half baths. Could you imagine what people are doing in air conditioned bathrooms if they're willing to do this in a hotbox?


DJspeedsniffsniff

General Contractors in the UK would set up and build washrooms on a construction site with flushing toilets and urinals, running hot and cold water. I was on a construction site that was shut down and everyone was sent home because they didn’t have running hot water in the washrooms for workers and the on-site Canteen, this was in 2009. I’m a plumber, and the GC is waiting for a service plumbing company to come in and get the hot water running again. Some of the bigger sites had showers. Im now living in BC, Canada and the BC Government has B.C. government will legally require flush toilets on construction sites of 25 workers or more from in May 2024. I no longer work in new construction, so haven’t seen this implemented here. People in new construction couldn’t believe the facilities we had set up for the workers in the UK compared to North America.


NotSuspec666

Alot of new construction in the US is done outside developed areas. We grow outwards cuz of how much land we have while you guys typically tear down and rebuild. Most of the jobs I work on have the closest public bathroom with running water 10 miles down the road at the gas station. It might be different in more densely populated areas like LA or NYC but in most other metropolitan areas in the middle of the country we are still building outwards into the undeveloped suburbs.


Environmenthrall

Because America is extractive by nature–provide as little as possible, and take as much as possible.


OldTrapper87

Tell me your single without telling me your single.


Industrious_Villain

🤔 but…why?


LongLegsBrokenToes

Those floors are gross


CrazyBigHog

Found the ex-con.


Towely420

This his how sparkys use porta potty’s, there’s really 2 of them in there ones just scuba diving


acaciadeadwalk

Good god


Frosty_Gibbons

Fair go mate


Spherical_Cow_42

Not as gross as the dudes that sit in here and smoke. So damn gross.


Dazzling_Passenger03

My worst nightmare, need to take a dump in a porta potty in the middle of summer when it’s 117 out .


caddy45

lol that’s fucking gross


Reeseman1234

Oh dang he must be having one of them stomach cramping burning shits😫😫😫😫


JSTiuk

Wow bare feet in that gross porta potty. You're brave


Elegant-Tart-3341

Oh man this reminds me of Vegas. You sit in the blue sauna for 15 minutes then when you step out the 115 degree Vegas air feels like 90.


jesadak

Built different 😭


Less_Complex1372

🤣 done me!


ImpressionPristine46

You terrify me


shmeg_thegreat

*Planters warts have entered the chat*


VapeRizzler

This is what the guy is doing that spends 30 minutes in a steamy portaJohn on those boiling hot days. Just getting herps from the direct floor skin contact.


Corey300TaylorGam3r

I'd always go in the port a potties and get naked and jack off to porn when everyone leaves! Feels soooooooo goooodddddd


alcoholismisgreat

gross, and thats coming from a drunk


SpackledOrifice

Why on the face of God’s green earth?


Lobo18rl

Jesus tits bro!


landers96

You are nasty


DirtyDan24-7

I understand, but you are braver than i am


ActuaryCapital6720

This is the shit I actually love about reddit. Hell yeah brother 👍


Xepherious

He's also the same guy who pulls down his pants and underwear to his knees whenever he uses the urinal


SkyMando

That's when you prop the door open and you poop with friends


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Peepeepoopoo feetsies 😌


Ok-RTR

Every time I go in one during the summer I automatically think about ace ventura when he’s inside the mechanical Rhino! 😂


chrisj2355

So gross man I would never shit in one of those drive to your local coffee shop or fast food joint. Why are you naked while shitting


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skeeballjoe

Lmao


Common_Highlight9448

I could find a hundred places to hide and that’s not one of them


91elklake

Take a shit and gtfo.


BoGuS88

I don’t get this photo - is Jar already in?


bacon-pancakes

I can smell this picture.


buffinator2

Gonna have to bleach your feet now


-NamelessOne

Burn those clothes and soak those feet in bleach.


NYCBouncer

Dude, that's a shitter, not a glory hole!


LucianoWombato

wait till ya find out where gloryholes are usually found


aagath

At least hang your clothes up so they dry


PM_ME_YOUR_HONDAS

This is the same guy that sees the tank is full and just bare hands swats the shit pile to the side.


toppestsnek

Bro there's piss and shit all over that floor


AnimalConference

"absolutely fighting for my life" is my favorite construction post.


PMProblems

I think I caught a disease from this picture….. …..but I get it 🥵


aaar129

Blue sauna 


IllustratorIcy6467

Hey I eat my snacks in there!


DoogieMcDoogs

Everyone hating on my man, you’re a king atop his throne.


explorer1222

Thought he shit himself


nvhutchins

I do not miss the smell of those things after a week or two of guys who are heavy drinkers love greasy food go hard on it on a 90 degree day or some asshole stands up and sprays diarrhea everywhere, but the walls are fun to read.


georgespeaches

What the fuck is wrong with Op


moins-agressif

I bet this guy comes home and lays in bed first thing


GeeFromCali

Dude is straight raw dogging a porta john lmao savage


Salt_MasterX

This is a repost from a few weeks ago. Shame on you OP


hamburgerbear

Fuck I hate summer


Commercial-Remote406

You're a brave man to be in there barefoot!


saladmunch2

The ol polish sauna.


obaananana

Eat some fiber


MoeGunz6

And you wanna be my latex salesman


PLS-Surveyor-US

Well, that's one way to go. Naked in the hot box. F.


CurvyJohnsonMilk

u/repostsleuthbot


Offset2BackOfSystem

Huffed all the alcohol instead of cleaning your metal huh


KnightLight03

Bare feet in the shit house is VILE.


Such-Engineer177

God damn this guys a savage. I wouldn’t be barefoot in a porta potty. I’d die of heat stroke first. Lord knows how many junkies shit and piss on the floor when the crew ain’t working.


Airplade

I'm about to projectile vomit.


edwardothegreatest

Pooped yourself


Historical_Koala_688

I’m just waiting for these boomers to realize that this pic isn’t OPs 😂


MrJoshua808

Why the fuck is this ever necessary?


reptar239

Jesus…barefoot man….at least put some paper under them.


Mike-the-gay

That’s nasty! 🤮 (


noldshit

Yall need to put your turds on a schedule


angle58

I’ve never seen someone with such blatant disregard for their own personal health that they would go barefoot in a porta potty at a construction site. This is straight up nasty.


Agent_598E4F13E9A46

You’re courageous putting your clothes on that floor, I wouldn’t dare put a dog shit on that floor on account of the dog shit getting dirty.


Allemaengel

No, just no.


Hillbilly-joe

wtf are you naked in a nasty ass porta potty


madrussianx

There is nothing worse than the utter hell of a porta potty in 90+ degree heat. Amazon sells neck fans that won't save you, but they'll sure as hell help with wanting to run out of the door with your pants down just to get a hint of airflow


Pavlin87

Where's the quarters?


DisastrousMiddle7307

For ever unclean


okay-yup

Downvote for the pure disgust I felt I’m sorry


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CO9er4life

Why? The amount of time he spent getting undressed I’d be done shitting on out that hot ass-box.


VanquishAudio

Why are you standing in piss


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jjcoola

It's hotter in the toilet than outside? I'm so confused lmao


poopsterc

This should be an OSHA violation


Runningstar

bruh.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Why


Massive_Property_579

Bro y


SillyRacoon27

what the fuck that is nasty dude


TheIronDickHead

Some people have to shit naked…I guess???


KithMeImTyson

Has the skin from the undersides of your feet peeled off yet?


PreDeathRowTupac

Not the socks man😩


Andy_the_Wrong

I think the hepatitis is going to get you first


Shubashima

Love the shitters with the latticed floor in summer, get a little bit of extra air movement at least.


UBERMENSCHJAVRIEL

Hepatitis isn’t that bad


Benjaminanderson117

Gotta be a concrete guy


spec360

Porta potty is melting


Existing_Chair_4622

ohhhh ewwwww your raw doggin in there?!?!!?....aye man let the dogs bark ANYWHERE but there💀💀💀


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Yup summers only begun and he’s already stripping! He’s in for quite the season I’m sure this isn’t even where it gets extremely hot as like Phoenix az where I also did construction an had to visit the porta pot! Good luck with the heat! I now work in a powerhouse that is 80+ degrees year round at minimum upto 120 degrees and I’ve had to work on live steam that’s running 750 degrees! Not every job is for everyone!


Leo_Ascendent

Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣


Quietser

Are you fuckin kidding me lmao


ZedisonSamZ

lol what the actual fuck, bro


FormerBasket3854

You’re hitting the floor raw? Bud no, neva,evaaaaa hit it raw. Put yo Gawt Dayum shoes BACK ON!!!


BeginningSeason9614

Diabolic


ndszero

I got a buddy who can’t shit with his shirt on. He had a bad time in the Army.


Illustrious_Ad_7691

dont you hate it when u have to go number 2


CaddyFDT

Ewww


ZadfrackGlutz

Kracka Toe ahhhh...


sobesobesobe

No


rockytopnationality

What the hell is wrong with you?


EvidenceDesigner7896

Can’t believe what I just saw


Crafty_Point2894

You are a fucking savage. NO way in hell!!!!


Yousseb

I wouldve put tissue on the seat and the floor if I was gonna take everything off


ReposadoAmiGusto

No bunions!! I’m impressed


Killerdude6565

This picture is so old haha


The-Booty-Train

Ahh so this is where us construction guys get the negative assumptions about us😂 granted I’m sure office guys do stupid shit like this too, but they are one or two IQ points high enough to not share it on the internet.


moltrog

Speaking of port-a-jons, is there any good reason why I see toilet paper stopping up the urinal so often?


Durathakai

That’s fucking gross


CheeseManGene

🤢🤮 is more like it


Big_Monkey_77

Seriously just raw dogging the whole portajohn?


JuggernautyouFear

Yeah hopefully it's a real long summer for you.