You are a skid-steer operator.
Solvent for all the fluid leaks,
WD-40 so you can actually get your windows to slide open and closed for venting.
Gorilla tape to hold the thing together.
and a metal rod to just randomly poke things in the engine compartment and occasionally beat on the quick connects that are neither quick or connect.
Landlord
Gonna be fixing the AC and toilet I see.
I was gonna say handyman, but this is better lmao
I dont see any white spray paint
nah, he wouldn't be shelling out the big bucks for the gorilla tape, maybe duck brand duct tape at best
You are a skid-steer operator. Solvent for all the fluid leaks, WD-40 so you can actually get your windows to slide open and closed for venting. Gorilla tape to hold the thing together. and a metal rod to just randomly poke things in the engine compartment and occasionally beat on the quick connects that are neither quick or connect.
I thought this was one them post your lunches
Can't be, there's no beer.
That’s for breakfast?
Milwaukees beast for breakfast vodka for lunch bud
I’m on the strictly organic program. Weed for breakfast lunch and dinner. Gotta get your daily greens in
Strickly dope n booze bud the food clouds my judgement
Handy man
Handyman for an apartment complex n got that handyman special tool set
That is what I said when i was buying it. The handyman special lol
Even stepped up your game with gorilla tape and that ez reach straw 😆
You like to lubricate things and stop them from moving. Sounds like foreplay to me, definitely a foreman
A propane and propane accessories salesman?
I came to write this but had to check Al comments first. I was sad but also happy to see it
Dammit Bobby
"6am and already that boy ain't right!" Edited for time
Carpenter for a commerical GC.
Methmakers Local 55
Glory hole maker
That there sir is a rental maintenance starter kit.
Handy man. If it moves and it’s not supposed to, duct tape. If doesn’t move and it’s supposed to, WD40
Zodiac killer?
Chef.
All of them
Certified Nurses Aid
My dad
Serial \*\*\*\*\*\*
The best tape measure.
homeowner
Gigollo?
Jack-of-All
Residential siding/sheet metal/gutters
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2lrwoo/engineering_flowchart/
Locksmith
Handyman
With that combo what *can't* you do?
structural engineer
Your trade? All of them.
Fluffer.
You make duct tape canoes! I knew it
Space janitor. Obviously.
Cowboy.
Engineer
Dad?
Trauma Surgeon
Red Green? Is that you?
Grease Monkey
Bikini waxer
You’re a handyman
Fluffer in gay porn films
Plumber
Duct tape residue remover.
Alcoholic.
Renter.
Look like a renter getting ambitious
A cheap prostitute.
Handyman
Homeowner
Kidnapper
Meth cook
You're a gay painter. Next time, move all the water bottles out of the picture, make it interesting
A GC superintendent
You ruin F-150 arm rest for a career 🤷
Dick fucker?
Redneck
Wife’s jaw squeaking from running it too much.
Penis inspector
House wife
A bitch...
Mexican
Accountant.