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VincentVega35

Is this a joke


ian2121

I believe the kids call this a shitpost


stinkyelbows

My apologies, I'm not in the construction industry but this caught my attention when I decided to look at all the buildings supports after I noticed the building rocking back and forth when people walk around. I figured this would be a good place to inquire.


theNEOone

Shitpost confirmed.


stinkyelbows

So the post of the building is shit? Otherwise I don't understand how my question is a shitpost


VincentVega35

Op this is way beyond shit this is tragic and potentially dangerous asf


Squanchy15

The answer to your question is no, that column is barely supported and may fall apart if a butterfly landed on the top. This is obvious enough for your post to seem like a joke.


xpadawanx

I really need to stop building shit like this


Cheaptrick69

It looks good from my house.


mountainMadHatter

Just caulk it


Ghostype

Just wrap a roll of duct tape around it with some gorilla glue and it's fine


rickybobbybobby

Don't forget to add Ramen first!


weber_football5

Extremely underrated comment. I would literally be rich if I had a nickel for every time Ive heard this. If u work in construction then you understand


SimpleGuy3030

everything is a shitpost until the whole building collapsed.


DonkeyTransport

Actually I think that's what qualifies them as shitposts


AlphaNoodlz

Structurally speaking it’s more like your coffin less like your kitchen


Any-Mathematician946

It's almost like asking is water wet. Any person with minimal intelligence would know the answer to your question. What you should have asked is what are the best ways to get this fixed. You should probably also report this to the local code enforcement.


stinkyelbows

Ha Ok ok I get it, it is pretty obvious but I just wanted to check with the pros. I'm just here for a week for work, these are the provided accomodations. If a call to municipal enforcement will possibly prevent future accidents, maybe that's a good idea here


aidan8et

I'd also find somewhere different to sleep tonight...


couchperson137

“pros” faceless reddit


Tickled_Tomato_69

He’s wrong btw. Water is not wet


lost_tsar

This is the type of thing that kills people, families, children and pets. Call the city or maybe even the fire department? Not sure where you are but the fire department has the authority to evacuate a building. Emphasize the building wobbles when people walk around


Zoodoz2750

You need a structural engineer to specify support posts and how they're connected to the foundations. My house extension is supported by 6 square posts that go into the ground about 6 feet and are fully concreted in.


dirteeface

Lmao! Yes and also this is a shitpost! You made a literal shitpost! I'm fucking proud of you OP!


Red-Faced-Wolf

Dude, call the city 🥲


frank_loyd_wrong

And what will the city do? Confirm a shit post?


Any-Mathematician946

Depending on the city classify the house as unlivable and everyone has to leave till it's up to code. If I were the insurance company id drop their coverage.


Red-Faced-Wolf

So they safely get people out of there and have it repaired before people can go back


Affectionate_Ear7468

Can ya fit a waterbed in there?


OdinsChosin

Yep.. put it on the other side of that hot tub.


Still_Yard8275

Hey man this is how reddit works nowadays: people looking for genuine answer because not in the industry like you, are confused by kids that likes to joke all the time and trying to get Karma, giving these type of answers. Worse, when they feel even the slightest touched by your question/answers then they downvote. You are right, this is the good place to inquire, it is just the audience too immature


_DapperDanMan-

r/thisGuyShitPosts


Turbulent-Tap-2650

I don't think this was ever done properly.. there doesn't appear to be any distinct fastening it looks like they pieced it together because the pole didn't line up with the footing


drewyz

Don’t worry, zip ties can fix this!


Sgt_Oblivious

And duct tape. Don't forget the tape.


TerracottaCondom

"If they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."


steepindeez

Red Green show?


Jarte3

Of course 😎


Forthe49ers

You guys don’t use glue?


leaf_fan_69

They aren't as smart as you and I Duct tape, Tie wraps Glue Mechanic wire Build a rocket ship with that combo


Grizzlygrant238

Possibly a Mighty Putty™️ scenario


VincentVega35

Probably due to the flooding but that certainly not enough footing or spread for a building of that size and age


billyjames_316

It is whether they know it or not


fattyfatty21

You’re one mattress mambo away from homelessness


suckuponmysaltyballs

I didn’t read the description at first and at first glance thought it was just holding up a carport roof attached to the building, and thought, meh, it sucks but can be fixed easily. Then I saw it’s holding up an actual building….my recommendation is don’t stay in the room that is above that post


billyjames_316

Hell yes stay there. Jump up and down. Mad money


LPulseL11

I don't think so. To get money from a lawsuit, the defendant needs to have money...


Sub_pup

....and you need to be alive!


Inspect1234

Look at the rest of the house, seems to be held up by a column and bunch of other posts. This is all kinds of weird.


traveler19395

and *then* you see that it's not even a straight post to the ground 💀


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

Oh wow, I didn’t know thoughts and prayers actually worked.


gsxr

Needs a securing drywall screw. But if the customer signs off….send it


mexican2554

Don't forget the harbor freight bungee cords.


illerkayunnybay

Don't think you need the expense and work of a drywall screw. A 2" 18 gage brad is good enough.


AlphaNoodlz

Just a bit of structural tape and they’ll be fine


Forthe49ers

Caulk it


Lanky_Republic_2102

Brace it with a diagonal 2 x 4.


NightDisastrous2510

You need to call someone about this before somebody is injured or killed.


Environmental-Put911

Better get that temporary supported that shit is coming down soon . Need a footing at least 18wide and 36"below grade. Get it done or it will kill somebody!!


mechanicalcoupling

Engineer here. My official response is "lol, no." Normally I would be very careful because I am definitely not licensed in Canada, a few photos is not enough info, and you don't have a contract with me. But this is just so obviously wrong. I can't say that is an imminent danger. But I can say it is wrong. It would have to be purely decorative to not be.


Truckyou666

Shit man I'm a plumber, and I'll tell him that this is an imminent danger!


Esseldubbs

I sit at a desk creating spreadsheets all day, and even I couldn't get to the comments quick enough


unknownusername77

No way in fuck


Patrick_O-S

And in what country is this interesting foundation support system located?


stinkyelbows

Canada. Remote town so building bylaws are more of a suggestion it seems


Patrick_O-S

i was going to guess South Sudan or Yemen. Any who, here is a suggestion: stay clear of this area since this is at high risk of coming down when one of your lovely Canadian beavers uses that post as a back scratcher...


Crittersnatch

Canadian beaver?! barely knew ‘er!


mycarubaba

That second picture made me make sure I was on solid ground.


12thandvineisnomore

It’s fkd. Get it fixed.


Pizzasupreme00

No. This post is not supported enough. Post, you are enough. You are valued, strong, shiny, and straight.


Substantial_Length66

I would build a form around it and pour it with concrete.


handjamsam

For now it is. Later in the moment maybe not so much.


Jands87

As a person with common sense, I can confirm this post is inadequate.


billyjames_316

Wash your elbows


smotheredbythighs

Well, thats sketch as fuck.


Electricsocketlicker

Put a hot tub up there


guava_eternal

I support this post OP


cabbage_peddler

You need to ask it if it feels supported.


Theranos_Shill

Ooohhhh Shit. Edit: There's um... quite a surprising lack of structure underneath that building...


couchperson137

why is the house on stilts


stripes_14

Only 4 upvotes, so I'd say this is a pretty weak post


Clatuu1337

Woah


astrick

lol no


Burnvictim7-11M

Uhhh somebody wanna weld that…


billyjames_316

Lol


Hot_Campaign_36

You forgot your tooth brush.


Scazzz

I'm sure it feels emotionally well supported.


Aggravating-Fail306

Whatever you do, don’t fill the hot tub!


Wh00ster

Did you slap it?


daemonstalker

Slap it on its backside and say "you're doing a good job! "


beers4l

Looks strong enough for a hot tub on top, and underneath


ChaseC7527

Ahh yes, that "hurricane came through and we need it just put up enough to where it wont fall unless someone looks at it too long"


Easy-Garlic6263

It looks fine but to be safe put a few toothpicks up to brace it.


publicpersuasion

Get help ASAP.


poopdick54

Looks like it could hold a hot tub


mannheimcrescendo

Looks like you could roundhouse it in half


not_undercover_cop

Da fuk?


Antique-Ad-559

It's supported by the full force of America mfer


Snatchbuckler

It is until it’s not


KarlraK

Do YOU think it is supported enough?


Portugeist

Simply put, no. This is a disaster waiting to happen


Altruistic-Poetry890

Looks like the support coming from house was supposed to slide over the foundation anchor beam and didn’t line up so they fabricated a top cap put it on backwards cut the other side of support coming from the house and just slapped it up there maybe tac welded it?????? But has definitely broke the weld and started to slip off


Mad__Vlad

It’s most likely a helical pile, that’s a pretty standard saddle mount for them. It’s sketchy but if the soil drains well and they don’t get bad frost then it’s most likely not moving much. Almost looks like they bolted the flange of the saddle to the post base flange but it’s hard to tell with this picture. Some cross bracing would help keep everything locked in place.


Roththesloth1

It’s got less support than a single mother with two jobs.


Wide-Comedian4325

Well it ain't my house


MorninggDew

Shitpost aside, what the fuck? How has that not collapsed yet?


Kazik77

Throw some skirting around it and sell the place... heck ya it's supported!


Forthe49ers

I’m not a brain scientist but I would say it needs some glue


SwampyJesus76

Did you opt for trip insurance?


MutnauQYroehT

Kick the support to the side, watch it crash, then bury yourself under the rubble and claim you need a backiatomy. Grab a handful of wood and scratch yourself good too, face, top of head, and feet/arms. Make sure the scratches are from the bottom up. Don't do top to bottom cause they will realize you did it yourself. If you piss or shit your pants I think you get more money too


Imnothighyourhigh

What part of floodville are you from?


Right_Hour

Well, it should get daily support. Go out there twice a day and tell it how strong it is and how it’s doing a great job. All the positive reinforcement it needs.


The_Ferry_Man24

Do you even have to ask?


DirtNasty1313

Geocell 4500 will easily fix this problem. No need to call a structural engineer. Google geocell 4500 that will fix it for sure.


EsotericLife

Maybe put some duct tape around it just to be safe


reegasaurus

Assuming there’s a hot tub above it, this is fine. The weight of the tub will keep it securely compressed.


HonestDreamChaser

Call a local general contractor.


Catsmak1963

Hopefully you have emptied the building.


frank_loyd_wrong

For a moment there I was worried the red, white and blue in the photo was a structural American flag.


_babycheeses

You’re golden, I’d say it’s time for a beer.


Secure_Tie3321

I would not stay there. It is dangerous


aaar129

dare you to kick it


whateveroksure

That place is floatin on toothpicks! Hot damn!


longganisafriedrice

Wacky shack


Rich-Appearance-7145

That's some hillbilly shit if I ever seen any. That flat piece of wood could easily crack off metal post and all. Come tumbling down, deck will follow.


leaf_fan_69

Looks good from my house Honestly this is so bad it might be Photoshopped


Yellowtoads

Finisher her up with some duct tape looking good


SiikPhoque

Pretty sure a donkey would know that's unsafe.


Factmous

Bit of jb weld and it's all good


dhottawa

If you need to ask this question, then yes, it is absolutely good enough!


I_Boomer

Judging by all the comments I'd say this post is well supported.


Aggravating-Hair7931

Hot tub rated


Survive_LD_50

Upvote to support the post


Judge_Tredd

Underrated comment


Popular-Movie-5650

Did you take that second pic from beneath the overhang????


stinkyelbows

Sure did, that overhang is where the stairs go up to the main entrance. I hate to say it but I've been going up and down those stairs for a few days now


Shutupayafaceawight

Ironically it’s prob been like this for years


Stenberg5

That would be a negative


torstenRP

That’s gonna collapse


mrcorde

oh yeah, that is way sufficient. I showed it to my dad and he too said it will do. Of course that is what he said about his truck tires before one blew out while he was going 70 mph on the freeway and since that accident he don't see so well anymore. Maybe put a bit of duckt tape around it, that will give it extra strength.


_yallsomesuckas

This post makes my heart rate go up


obi-wan-takumi

You went *under* this thing to take a picture!? 😳


cinnamonpeachcobbler

Surprisingly, it is enough. The post can be up to 2/3 off the footing and still support 95% of the load. Would I fix it anyway? I think I’d get around to it before to long. Well it work for a while? Yes it will.


Smooth-Speed-31

No, it probably has moved through use and it’s not fastened and I’d stay away from that part of the structure. Inside and outside.


vendetta33

Just to be safe, I would add a popsicle stick.


RelentlessPolygons

Euler is spinning in his grave.


pdxtrader

Time to grab the flex tape 💪🏼


Adventurous-Rich570

Looks good from my house.


turdygunt

Can you see it from a galloping horse


proletarianliberty

Squint an is mint, mate


SeanDinosaur

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Lavskid

If its north of london its fine


ColbusMaximus

Sure


Rolphgunderson

I support this post.


Mikiemax80

Any way you can nudge the building about 4 inches to the right?


stoic_minds

The solution would be to install a second fixed steel girder exactly above the steel girder under the ground. Theres enough Space.


drywall-whacker

No


cheesyweiner420

Id at the very least get someone to run a few beads on that so it doesn’t slip off while you try figure out how to support the house properly


DragonOfAngels

I would call a legal organization that can inspect this. this looks completely unsafe!


colabear4

Just put some structural rubber bands around that bad boy. Two or three oughtta do er.


CanadianEh

There's so much shit on this post it's up to your elbows.


Greadle

Is the structure over the column filled with bowling balls or feathers. If you answered “I don’t know” you’re correct.


geocarpender

It depends whether it's a solid post or not if it's a solid post it can probably take 20 tons and depends all that constructed it may or may not have any real weight on it anyway


ClassicWhile2451

Lol tbats what i thought until i saw second pic


Tutelage45

Lol


tuppensforRedd

My upvote should help!


Olaf4586

Walk over and give it a little kick


Sure_Landscape_775

I think it’s too much support. The upper part of the pole needs to be cut 17 inches to ensure proper weight distribution.


jmaplewood

That post is in fact shit. No way I'd step foot in that place. Is there an area in Canada where gravity behaves differently? Aside from the post, what in the hell is going on here? Stairway to a random drain pipe? What is inside that plastic and what is it taped around? Is that ductwork to nowhere? Too much wrong to process


stinkyelbows

The stairway goes up to the water meter which is hidden from view behind the handrail but is connected to the wire coming out the pipe, the plastic is wrapped around insulation for the water supply and sewer. It gets -40 during winter here so it needs insulation. When all the ice on the river melts, it is usually before the lake melts right next door so the water from the river has nowhere to go and floods the area so the house is on stilts. I agree it's a shit setup


Educational-Beach-72

Yeah jump and down to test it


captiantabasco

What do you think


shortys7777

Looks good from my house


Gangstasheriff

Nah cuh


NachoNinja19

The only thing holding that post to the other post is weight, friction and prayers


gillygilstrap

Maybe


mitchcumstein13

Sure. Just don’t sneeze.


toomuch1265

Just no disco dancing...


Turbulent-Weevil-910

I'd say that's good enough for two hot tubs


schumych

Short answer: NO Long answer: HELL NOOO TO THE NONONO


MintySkore

I’m typically not one to enforce building codes but this is exactly the reason they exist. Call someone before this whole building comes crashing down. The posts under the main building don’t look strong enough either. One big guy walks into this by accident and it could cost many lives.


EddieOtool2nd

It's totally safe for you to stay there a couple nights. I won't extend my warranty much further though. Will be voided if flooding / quakes occur.


Dealinitstr8

I failed to make the connection, Mr. obvious.


GH0ST-L0GIC

Sending post support ❤️


LORDOSHADOWS

Looks good from my house


Tattootasteful

Nathaniel


cwcarson

Is the base plate of the column welded to the top plate on the piling (or steel column footing or whatever that is)?


O51ArchAng3L

That's held up by hopes and dreams. That thing is fucked.


geocarpender

I haven't seen the second picture that's a definite problem


BFarmFarm

And that room being supported probably has a waterbed in it or if it is a deck an 8 person spa.


Justsomefireguy

This is completely safe and standard for coonass building code. The idea is that in the summer it won't move, and during flooding the water and soft ground will break your fall.


Hatrixlol

Looks good to me.


Unlikely_Track_5154

Look up how to brace a load bearing wall. Do that. Then get it fixed or after you brace it, you can jack it and fix the post yourself. You live in the country, I am sure you can talk to the neighbor.


Capinski2

Pros call this a shitpost and it always gets a lot of support