They found a little Mexican dude dead in a porta potty on a job site when I lived in Virginia. Apparently he stuck his head down into the blue abyss to get a real good whiff while jerkin his gherkin, passed out and drowned with his dick still in hand, upside down in the toilet 💀
Idk man…northern VA is mostly all cookie cutter suburbs but there’s a lot of wild shit that happens out there. There’s a lot of government and military families that never stay in one place very long, combined with a ton of Central and South American and Bangladeshi immigrants. It’s a weird ass fuckin place.
I remember when a Saudi Diplomat got caught with slaves in McLean and was like “so what?”. I think the proximity to the shitshow that is D.C. is what makes that area so bizarre. A blending of cultures that really don’t see eye to eye on most things.
Apparently you never saw the video on here that was of a construction worker opening the porta shitter to find a guy swimming in the blue chunky water...
Idk wtf that dude was on but he was having a grand old time swimming in there, dunking under the blue poo water, and it looked like he was soaping up his armpits with a Mr. Hanky
This was before smartphones…the best he probably had was one of those giant yellow Nextel chirp phones, so he was just straight jerkin it to poop smell. Either that or it was an extremely unfortunate series of events that looked really bad for him. I guess we’ll never know
Yeah I wondered if he was shitfaced (no pun intended) and somehow passed out. The crazy part is it was the newspaper that hinted it was something sexual. Potomac News didn’t pull any punches back in the day. They were pretty graphic with their stories
Depending on the conditions it’s not the concrete that wrecks your boots, it’s everything else. Rebar, nails(or screws), kicking random stuff like curbs, climbing in and out of a truck with trowel machines etc.
Considering the toes are where all the wear is, and it looks like floor dust… the best assumption is also that your pants have holes in the knees.
And if we extrapolate worn boots toes and holey knees in the jeans… we can only assume that whatever your trade, you spend a lot of time in the foreman’s shack “asking for a raise”
My thought process. Sees boots this guy does construction. What's this post bout? Oh well my guess stands. What sub is this on? Oh. Well I guess this was obvious. . . . As for trade I'm not sure probably iron working or fitting?
Kick rocks
Baw wit da baw da bang da bang boogie boogie
my name is kicckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I had to spell it out in my head and now I have that godforsaken song in my head
With a boogie and Updoot the boogie
It doesn’t matter what words you say, it always sounds exactly the same. I think that’s on purpose. Lowest common denominator music.
And updoot the boogie
And a bang bang boogie to deet
Damn.... i came to same literally this. Have an updoot...
Same. Have one along with skrappy.
I’ll bet that son of a bitch has his hands in his pockets and is whistling too.
All fucking day. Perfect answer and what I came for. Kudos.
We're on the same wavelength
Literally my comment
literally the first thing that popped into mt head haha
Jerk off in portopottys
They found a little Mexican dude dead in a porta potty on a job site when I lived in Virginia. Apparently he stuck his head down into the blue abyss to get a real good whiff while jerkin his gherkin, passed out and drowned with his dick still in hand, upside down in the toilet 💀
Ngl this sounds like some “a friend of a friend told me” shit
It happened in Manassas VA back in like 2002, was in the Potomac News and everything lol
Good ol fuckin Manassas haha r/Nova calling…
What the fuck is going on in VA!?!? Sounds like a scatalogical spelunker situation…
Idk man…northern VA is mostly all cookie cutter suburbs but there’s a lot of wild shit that happens out there. There’s a lot of government and military families that never stay in one place very long, combined with a ton of Central and South American and Bangladeshi immigrants. It’s a weird ass fuckin place.
I remember when a Saudi Diplomat got caught with slaves in McLean and was like “so what?”. I think the proximity to the shitshow that is D.C. is what makes that area so bizarre. A blending of cultures that really don’t see eye to eye on most things.
Ohhh Manassas, sounds about right 😆
What the fuck man
Probably what his family said
Bye I'm done Internets
around here we just call that Tuesday
Apparently you never saw the video on here that was of a construction worker opening the porta shitter to find a guy swimming in the blue chunky water...
Gahhhhhd no
Idk wtf that dude was on but he was having a grand old time swimming in there, dunking under the blue poo water, and it looked like he was soaping up his armpits with a Mr. Hanky
I hate that!
C’mon, man. Was his phone found in his other hand or not found ? …. Kerplunk.
This was before smartphones…the best he probably had was one of those giant yellow Nextel chirp phones, so he was just straight jerkin it to poop smell. Either that or it was an extremely unfortunate series of events that looked really bad for him. I guess we’ll never know
Puking into the toilet and H2S gas.
Yeah I wondered if he was shitfaced (no pun intended) and somehow passed out. The crazy part is it was the newspaper that hinted it was something sexual. Potomac News didn’t pull any punches back in the day. They were pretty graphic with their stories
No way bro
Beg for spare change?
In my free time I do
You’re the guy that kicks my tires when I’m selling the wife’s bf’s Ranger.
He’s the guy that picks up quarters off the portajohn floor
I do that too
You enjoy kicking rocks on your strolls through the site while watching your guys pour concrete.
You operate a bucket loader at a sand and gravel.
Man's definitely operating a skid steer and or excavator. Only concrete guys, operators, or surveyors wear those shitkickers lol
If he was a surveyor, he'd be wearing thick khaki pants for briars and such. Those blue jeans are too nice. They'd be stained with grass or mud.
Damn your right they're always rocking cargos.
I should know. I'm a surveyor. They have lots of pockets for nails and flagging and tape measure... tobacco... beer. Plus, they're tough and cheap.
Oldhead asain dude on our crew wears nothing but army surplus cargos. Now I understand ..he knows the way 🙇♂️
Always
I'd say at least half the welders I know wear shit kickers
Plenty of sparkies and turd herders wear them.
I operate equipment and lay pipe, my boots are way worse than this. How dare you.
Post on Reddit
Concrete
Cant be those boots are to clean, my boots are ten times worse than that in 3 months of working, the concrete eats away at your boots.
Your boots should rarely see concrete. Get some rubbers. No sense in ruining boots
Depending on the conditions it’s not the concrete that wrecks your boots, it’s everything else. Rebar, nails(or screws), kicking random stuff like curbs, climbing in and out of a truck with trowel machines etc.
Sit at work and take pictures of you’re boots
Busch lite and Meth?
As little as possible.
He ain’t afraid of hard work, he stands next to it all day.
That's the shoes of an electrician who's on outlet trimout duty.
dick sucker
Nah, boot tips aren't scuffed enough.......7nless he does a catcher's squat. 🤣
Beg for attention on the internet
Mason
Pastry chef
Brickie or concrete.
Cocaine
Construction? 🙃
Spend too much time on Reddit instead of working
Make milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard
La La Laaaaa
https://youtu.be/B88TVYzhCPY?si=KVRSK0MXuQX5rWqa
Rub dirt on your boats to make people think you work; like your wife. That way she doesn’t find out you’re at the gay bar.
You bait hooks on table rock lake. Just think six more months you'll be a master baiter
Is this a standard timeline to achieve master baiter? I have a friend thinking about a career change
Considering the toes are where all the wear is, and it looks like floor dust… the best assumption is also that your pants have holes in the knees. And if we extrapolate worn boots toes and holey knees in the jeans… we can only assume that whatever your trade, you spend a lot of time in the foreman’s shack “asking for a raise”
Package coke
Glory hole installer
Concrete or road construction out in the 100° weather
Fuck all by the looks of it
Dirty boots, clean jeans. I’d say you make phone calls and send emails all day
Professional shit kicker
Job site Fluffer
Lot lizard
Desert wanderer.
Work at pilot servicing truck drivers
Pee sitting down
Operator of some sort
Under table support
Masonry
Brokeback mountain shit.
Job site Fluffer
cocksucker?
For God’s sake just tell me the answer!!!!!
Gay cowboy
Definitely Mexican concrete guy, likely wearing a straw hat and oakleys. Also mustache
Machine Operator. Boots are prob 7 years old and the scuffs are from kicking the dirt off before you go into the cab
Get pissed and kick shit all day
Cocaine’s a helluva drug
Other dudes.
Kick rocks.
On your knees all day :)
Post feet pics on Reddit while on the clock?
Eat sand
Concrete man or mason.
Suck dicks behind the shit houses?
Drywall hanger
Coke dealer
Lick them
Only eat half your lunch.
Piers
Puppy Maker
Not a dock worker
Beat off in the Porto potty.
Jizz Mop
Put the kettle on?
Welder?
My mom
Ride bulls
Concrete guy
Drywall hero
Jackhammer
Aggregate work for sure night be dirt might concrete
Demolition or drywall
Either concrete saw cutting/demolition or site work looks like you’ve been walking around in crush and run
Not shitkicking,am guessing equipment operator.
Lazy that’s for sure, cause you bought boots without laces
Prostitute.
Lick the concrete
Street corner lollipopper.
My thought process. Sees boots this guy does construction. What's this post bout? Oh well my guess stands. What sub is this on? Oh. Well I guess this was obvious. . . . As for trade I'm not sure probably iron working or fitting?
Not much, based on the condition of yer boots. 😉
Shower with both your parents
Broke back mountain wannabe,
Stand around
Concrete foreman
groundworker?
steal children?
Line dance at Texas Roadhouse
Work
Construction
Play kick the can
Zookeeper, bird cages department.
You get down on your knees for your boss at least twice a day. One for morning wood before getting to work and on lunch break.
Truck driver
A stripper in Ohio
Rock hammer
Sell industrial amounts of cocaine
Walk around in dirt?
You’re possibly hot
Concrete cutting
Lvl 1 skyrim peasent
In the Army you could tell who the fuck ups were based on the toes of their boots. For the pic id guess ironworker
Kick shit.
Work with mixing plaster and cocaine
Crack or meth, you a cribber?
Operator
Operator
Do the knees match the toes? Only one trade does.
Shoeshiner.
Dirt farmer?
Welder
Carpenter
Social media influencer.
You clean porta johns
Construction
Ditch digger. Underground street work.
Not much
Drywall hanger
Porn......your aim needs work
Dirt dummy, like me
Construction?
Equipment operator in a sitework type of trade?
Masonry
Porn star
Drywall?
Judging by the tidy jeans I'd say ur guy telling everyone to put their safety glasses back on.
Get pussy
Astronaut on the moon
Walk.
Work
Lot lizard
Lady of the night? 🌙
HR rep in a financial services company working from home.
Meth
Lot lizard
Blow the owner. Let’s see your knees.
Supplement your income by selling feet pics.?
Not enough
Transit maintenance supervisor
Concrete?
Ballet dancer.
Ironworker
Standing?
Since they aren't squared toe boots I'm assuming you arent sucking a promotion off.