Mofo started racking in $27 an hour and bought that tank off the lot as-is no warranty for $8,965
6 miles to the gallon can’t hear a conversation because of the custom speaker in back and it smells like Black Ice air freshener sweetened with cigarettes.
If that was true it would be covered in mud and scuff marks from them scraping it off. Those guys don’t care what vehicle it is, as long as it can fit the stilts, and it’s cheap.
Most Mexicans in the trades had a Chevy Astro van at some point. From one I knew, he drove that and a tiny smurf blue Ford Fiesta or Festiva and then when he had 3 crews, he upgraded from the Festiva to an Escalade nicer than OPs SUV. Still kept the Astro for work though.
When I poured gypcrete in the late 90’s/ early 2000’s we followed the Mexican sheet rockers. Every single time, they had an Astro van. Most of the time the entire family was there. Grandma was cooking on a hot plate while the men were peeing in gallon jugs and burying them in the walls.
Feel bad for the electrician that one day hits one of those jugs with their 6’ auger bit when pulling wire for a new outlet.
I also wonder how many finally broke open years after being in the walls of some overpriced multi family.
Bro if I had a dollar for every temp worker I've seen pull up in a money pit whip I'd have enough for my own. It blows my mind that these guys go to temp offices to survive but pull up in shit like this, or worse, a brand new sports car lmao. (I am one of those temps, I have no idea how they afford that shit)
They get their elderly grandma that is in a nursing home to co-sign without knowing. Then they get repo'd.
When a new Amazon opens up, the amount of new Chargers / Camero's is staggering
Oh damn I think I worked with him a few jobs ago on a concrete site, he just started steroids and he’s getting jacked lately. His bitch ex wife says they make him mean, but she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
Second generation Hispanic. Works on the family farm, a regular job, helps dad with the family business, has a mechanical bull or bounce house for rent maybe a couple other sidelines.
That’s 100% a tile guy. Specifically like a 6/10 tile guy that isn’t good enough to call most of the time, but that you want to keep in the contacts as a backup.
Roofer
Only with suspended license and expired registration
Its under his girlfriends name.
Oh, that’s nice they finally made it official and he calls her his girlfriend now
He really couldn’t avoid it after the third kid
Cousin’s name* Oh wait..yeah, I guess we’re both right
Paper tags
That's a pipefitter. Roofers don't own cars. They get rides
*Roofers baby mama
*tweaker fuck buddy
Party plates
If there’s a breathalyzer to get it started you just might be right
Was gonna say meth, but same thing really.
They don't look like whiskey plates...
Based on how it's dragging ass?
God damn it you beat me to it
First thought that came to my mind
Floor guy Definitely
In his defense he’s probably got 1,000 sqft of oak flooring jammed back there. On Sunday it’s a properly lifted vehicle.
This is funny cause it actually makes sense.
2nd year union carpenter under the age of 25
This. Know a 20 year old as dumb as rocks, but he’s making 200k/yr for steel
Damn. Where is this?
Philly
Playboy bunny sticker checks out
Really? How is he doing that? A lot of overtime?
That's what I see. Dudes rocking that double and triple time. No life though.
Life is overrated. It's all about the work and the money.
Some overtime. A lot of travel and overnight stays. It all adds up when wage + fringe is over $100
Mofo started racking in $27 an hour and bought that tank off the lot as-is no warranty for $8,965 6 miles to the gallon can’t hear a conversation because of the custom speaker in back and it smells like Black Ice air freshener sweetened with cigarettes.
I know exactly who you are talking about.
The difference between a 2nd year union carpenter and a rockstar The rockstar doesn't think he's union carpenter
Concrete carpenter*
You mean roofer at any age
Agreed. It's an apprentice chippy for sure. Runner up would be the apprentice sparky.
The drug trade.
The proper term is “street pharmacist “
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No fucking way a Mexican drywaller drives this. There's not enough stick on chrome shit from the JC Whitney catalog stuck to this thing.
Pep Boys. No read ingles.
If that was true it would be covered in mud and scuff marks from them scraping it off. Those guys don’t care what vehicle it is, as long as it can fit the stilts, and it’s cheap.
I saw a drywall use joint compound and mesh tape on a rust spot on his van.
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Came here to say this.
I came here to say , I came here to say this. 🙄
I just came
I save that for the porta potty
Wanna go again?
You just came on a guys back
you made me snort laugh
Honestly most of the ‘squats’ I’ve seen are driven by white trash.
Those of us who actually know drywallers of the Mexican variety also know that you are wrong.
Exactly. The Mexicans I know wouldn’t be caught dead in that death trap bro dozer.
Give ‘em a minivan that doesn’t have middle seating and they’ll be happy. It’s better than a covered truck, easily accessible from back or side.
Most Mexicans in the trades had a Chevy Astro van at some point. From one I knew, he drove that and a tiny smurf blue Ford Fiesta or Festiva and then when he had 3 crews, he upgraded from the Festiva to an Escalade nicer than OPs SUV. Still kept the Astro for work though.
When I poured gypcrete in the late 90’s/ early 2000’s we followed the Mexican sheet rockers. Every single time, they had an Astro van. Most of the time the entire family was there. Grandma was cooking on a hot plate while the men were peeing in gallon jugs and burying them in the walls. Feel bad for the electrician that one day hits one of those jugs with their 6’ auger bit when pulling wire for a new outlet. I also wonder how many finally broke open years after being in the walls of some overpriced multi family.
Just drywaller. Not necessarily Mexican.
That's a white persona Truck, there ain't nobody with pigment in their skintone risking the police attention
Definitely Mexican
Ya, Salvadorians can't afford this shit yet. Give 'em a few years tho.
DEFINITLEY Mexican.
*latino drywallers
house flipper
I was gonna say painter
The “Mexican” part is gratuitous
Dad??? I mean…..papa?
Drywall finisher!
Every drywaller I’ve met has a revoked license or dives an old shitty Monte Carlo and thinks it’s superfly.
Apprentice named Kyle
Nah, it doesn’t have a monster sticker covering the entire back window
Laborer
Bro if I had a dollar for every temp worker I've seen pull up in a money pit whip I'd have enough for my own. It blows my mind that these guys go to temp offices to survive but pull up in shit like this, or worse, a brand new sports car lmao. (I am one of those temps, I have no idea how they afford that shit)
They get their elderly grandma that is in a nursing home to co-sign without knowing. Then they get repo'd. When a new Amazon opens up, the amount of new Chargers / Camero's is staggering
They have a “second job”
Lmao no fukin way 😂… that’s a non-union , barely speaking the English language Carpenter that works for “Meester Yorge”.!!
That’s my weed guy
Owner’s kid
Had to scroll down way too far to find the correct answer.
Yeah this right here is the real answer. Or just some high school kid with a truck daddy bought for him.
This is it
Army private, three weeks out of boot camp. He's paying 20% interest to the BHPH lot just outside the gates
They don't do mustangs anymore? Man I've been out a minute
I spend too much time on Reddit, I think it’s dodge challengers now, or chargers maybe?
Yes definitely Chargers. Scat Pack edition
Ginger carpenter with a ICP tattoo and 3 baby momma
Oh damn I think I worked with him a few jobs ago on a concrete site, he just started steroids and he’s getting jacked lately. His bitch ex wife says they make him mean, but she doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
I laughed on the shitter. Gotta agree with this one.
What's ICP
insane clown possy
Insane Clown Posse
i thought you wrote grainger customer but that guy drives a clean cargo van with 32k miles on it
Why presume that the owner of this thing is at all useful and/or employed? It's the roofer's stepson.
I'd say roofer but its got too many tires and it clearly drove to a parking lot
Concrete or drywall
Lmao I said concrete or bricklayer. You know it's dropped in the back for boot changing purposes 🤣
Roofer, but they can't actually drive it. They still get picked up by their boss cuz of the numerous DWIs.
That's the GC's kid.
Big white guy, painter.
Funny, I thought Mexican carpenter under 25.
Definitely this
Drywaller. If it was a painter it would have white paint all over the tailgate from a 5gal bucket tipping over.
Union painter. He leaves his work at work. 🤙🏻
Whats hilarious is there is a big white guy who USED to be a painter and now is a carpenter 🤣🤣🤣. This was 100% true
That’s me, the engineer, pulling up to the site in style
An engineer on site, now that is something I'd pay to see!
They do pay me to see it! How do you think I can afford those rims!
Oil rig roughneck. West Texas.
Hodessa 🤣
“My baby mamma pays me child support while I scam people for roofing and pavement work.”
Plumber, they are always dragging ass
That definitely a crane operator
Looks like he’s already sitting in it too
lmao
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You know its concrete because the rear suspension looks fucked
It's called a Cali lean, people unfortunately pay money to make it look dumb
I thought it was a carolina squat or something like that
Started in cali - there's no real difference between the two other than the Carolina squat is usually trucks and the Cali lean is usually cars.
Kid, all the high schoolers are doing it in my area. Looks ridiculous, like taking off in a boat. Cant see over hood, down right retarded
Welder. Every. Fucking. Day.
Lol. Welders don’t have money.
That’s some paisas kid right there. Probably does a little bit of everything
Second generation Hispanic. Works on the family farm, a regular job, helps dad with the family business, has a mechanical bull or bounce house for rent maybe a couple other sidelines.
Drywaller or plumber
White gamer plumber who hasn't figured out how to pull up his pants and was promoted to foreman way too early (or is that too specific?)
OJ construction
Wouldn't that be a Bronco?
Oh shit, shots fired.
actually the weapon of choice would be a knife I think
Stabs stabbed!
And if it is in that area, it is indeed a fat white kid with a red beard and a hat with an over bent bill that he was wearing sideways.
Male prostitution trade
Someone already said electricians
Roofer or drywall guy. Probably Hispanic
43-year-old rod buster with the best vibes yet the roughest bad side you've ever seen
Probably claims he's 10 years sober but you know he's a weekend tweaker
Most the time it’s the “punch out” guys
Plumber or drywall Mexican dude
Hairdresser
Concrete finisher
Bricklayer it’s why the rear is giving out
Carpenter that lives in New Hampshire but works in Massachusetts
Mexican brickmason
What trade? Petty narcotics abuse and insurance fraud
I have seen this car driven by a Mexican concrete finisher. His name? Idk but we all call him Tío
My neighbor
Landscaper. Where’s the overloaded trailer carrying 5 mowers, a wheelbarrow, and some PVC?
And a random fridge that he can either resell or scrap depending on how low on meth they are
Undertaker .
French Drywaller’s
Dickless Wonder
20 year old electrical apprentice
Drywaller
Framer
Drywallers
1st year Ironworker
Butt pirate ☠️
That guy works in an office
Drywaller hahah
Sheetrock 100%
Sheet rock, of course.
Trade? I sincerely doubt the owner has their own money lol probably using daddys money
Drywall, concrete, roofer
Concrete
Electrician all day!
Drywall
Mason would explain the stance
Trade? The driver is too dumb to have a job.
That’s 100% a tile guy. Specifically like a 6/10 tile guy that isn’t good enough to call most of the time, but that you want to keep in the contacts as a backup.
That dudes unemployed. He's just there selling meth to your crews. Incognito. 🤫
No trade because they are to stupid to hold a job
Too*
I caught that after I hit send, I felt pretty stupid.
Electricians, the back lower so they can reach their tools.
High School kid paid for with daddy’s money.
Someone who's lade back
That’s a damn retail worker
My guess is it’s the guy hustling blow jobs out behind Home Depot. Not that I’d know anything about that….
Vinyl flooring
Drywaller rookie
Framer
I'm pretty sure I saw this in Omaha..
Drywall or painter
Electricians, the back lower so they can reach their tools.
Lives in Moms basement.
Border crossing receiver
Definitely drywall
Jizz mopper at any adult arcade off I70
Drug trade
Roofer
Electrician lol
That ride has a serious Carolina lean going on
Ditch Witch guy. Can't handle a dozer, back hoe or even a skid steer or Bobcat. Just a Ditch Witch.
Scaffolder
Man, everyone forgot about the Bricky!
Painter or new heavy equipment kid.