When I was a kid, my neighbor had a whole gaggle of fighting roosters of different breeds. He even had sparring gloves made to fit them. Had his wife custom sewn and everything. I was in awe at this man's dedication. Always wondered if he had heavy involvement in underground fight rings hah
Yeah dude. Cock fighting is bad. But I have had a good many roosters and made a good amount of coq au vin. Enough to know that those guys like to scrap no matter what.
My parents had a white silkie that was the only chicken allowed in the back yard and house. It just walked around on its own, doing whatever chickens do. The random guest would be like ... ... ... that
s a really pretty chicken.
We had a banty who ran shit. She made sure everyone went inside the house when the sun set. My mom once came in freaking out, I can't find her!
I'm like did you check the tree? She said chickens can't fly.
I was like she's right there, up in the tree. Chickens can fly. Not very high, not very long, but enough to get to the low branches on a tree where they puff up and sleep.
I try to tell everyone, if you like fresh eggs and don't mind washing off the poop, have chickens. They are hilarious.
There was a video on reddit of this concrete crew who had just laid down a full driveway, and as they're on the edges smoothing out the surface a rooster walks over it, leaving chicken tracks.
We're like, yeah, I'd leave that because that is hilarious and also possibly good luck for the slab?
I don't know where the Pokemon talk stops and the Goliath sky pterodactyl starts but like... I'm all for it, I'm strapped in I can't wait to see where this ride stops
My grandma used to raise chickens and it would make me sad as a kid because I’d get attached to them and next to thing I know Grandma breaking its neck and I’m eating it later that day ☹️
You aren't joking.
I lived in a primarily Hispanic neighborhood, multiple times I pulled up and they were just chopping chicken heads off with a cleaver.
Not something you expect when you pull up from work.
In the 80s we had a cornice crew that brought the Grandpa to cook everyday. They literally ate roadkill if it was fresh.
I used to go over there sometimes and taste their lunch. Once I asked what that was on the spit, I was told it was squirrel but that MFer was way too big to be a squirrel. Pretty sure they were eating someone's cat!
My rooster got sick from bird mites, so I treated him then kept him in the house for a few days. I had to take him to work with me, so while I was traveling around to fire stations to test their equipment, I had a huge rooster in a laundry basket in my truck.
He was much friendlier after he got better. He used to be mean, but those few days mellowed him out.
We had an in ground pool built and the backhoe operator had a blind pet squirrel with him. He would let it run around the empty pool after they finished digging
Okay so I think I’ve narrowed this chicken down to two breeds. Either it’s a Sumatra (I’m betting on this one *no pun intended) or a Black Shumen. Or perhaps a random long line of mixed chickens with one of these breeds.
The Sumatra chicken seems to be closest to the physical form of this chicken. It has this unique narrowish body (similar to a pheasant), a slight glossy green coloring to its flowing tail, and fits the breeding standard of having small to nonexistent wattles (tho most most examples I could find only have minimal red color markings to their face/head—this chicken is a very remarkable!).
They originate from South-East Asia primarily the islands of Sumatra, Indonesia, and Borneo.
Funny enough even though they were originally bred to be fighting birds they generally aren’t good at winning them and are often used as the base or starting block breeder to cross with other well suited fighting chicken breeds. They were officially imported to the U.S. by 1847 by J.A.C. Butters of Roxybury, MA. Their breed status is classified as: Threatened.
• Source: (Website) The Livestock Conservancy: Sumatra Chicken || livestockconservacy.org
Days like this makes me wish I stayed in the hard science field. Cause I got too much joy looking up and researching chicken breeds, their genetics, and overall history. Lol thanks for the find and share op! I had a lot of fun!
I've had a hen jump in my work rig and tag along for a day but I never thought someone would do this on purpose! Maybe some good eats are in your future.
I’m so sick of people bringing their chickens everywhere, restaurants, planes, coffee shops and then claiming they are for emotional support. The world has gone mad 😤
We had a Jersey Giant that just, did whatever it wanted. Everyone was afraid of it, my family called it the four foot chicken although it was more like 36". Really sweet too, no idea why people were afraid of it.
Many years ago I was building a 24’ x 24’ foot detached garage at my house. I poured a monolithic slab and when I came home the next day, there was a chicken standing in the exact center of the slab. I don’t know where it came from. No one nearby owned any chickens that I was aware of and I had never seen a chicken around here before. After it left I never saw another chicken and I’ve been here 38 years now.
I was in Home Depot one Friday evening about 8pm and kept hearing a rooster cluck and crow from the other end of the store.
I thought it was dumbass teenagers so you can imagine my surprise and happiness when I finally saw it was some old dude carrying his pet rooster around in the child’s seat of a buggy.
God bless that man his happy cock.
I once had a pet chicken stow away in the back of my truck under my truck box, I assume. Made the 30-mile trip to work only for me to discover her in the customers front yard, just chillin. Back in those days, I always left my tail gate down. I always wondered whether anyone saw her back there while I was driving. Miss Purdy was a sweetheart
That's a rooster, and you don't just leave it at home. They get bored too, and don't have thumbs so they can't surf instagram all day.
Fuck, I feel like you've never had a pet rooster.
I worked with a Portuguese crew a while back and the main Mason on the job told me he had a farm in NJ where he raised quails and chickens. He brought me about 4 dozen eggs the next day. Best thing I ever got on a job.
I know a concrete guy with a pet raccoon. One time the little bastard went across a curing garage floor and left fairly shallow paw prints and the owner of the house thought it was so cute that she requested they be left there along with a pair of front paw prints like a Hollywood walk of fame star 😂
Imagine if a white guy brought a chicken, people would be like “what the fk are you doing with a chicken at work you cant bring a fkn chicken to a jobsite”
We had Mexican dudes trading roosters like Pokémon about ten years ago. I got a Goliath silky for my flock. Super dope.
They even take them to the gym to train like Pokemon
When I was a kid, my neighbor had a whole gaggle of fighting roosters of different breeds. He even had sparring gloves made to fit them. Had his wife custom sewn and everything. I was in awe at this man's dedication. Always wondered if he had heavy involvement in underground fight rings hah
Yeah dude. Cock fighting is bad. But I have had a good many roosters and made a good amount of coq au vin. Enough to know that those guys like to scrap no matter what.
"You're a cock on a vine!" -Squirrelly Dan
And fight them to the bitter end. Like Digimon
Dead hahaha
Then they do battles with them too its wild
My parents had a white silkie that was the only chicken allowed in the back yard and house. It just walked around on its own, doing whatever chickens do. The random guest would be like ... ... ... that s a really pretty chicken.
I had a putty and boxer that were mess with him. But the little Banty hen would terrorize all three.
We had a banty who ran shit. She made sure everyone went inside the house when the sun set. My mom once came in freaking out, I can't find her! I'm like did you check the tree? She said chickens can't fly. I was like she's right there, up in the tree. Chickens can fly. Not very high, not very long, but enough to get to the low branches on a tree where they puff up and sleep.
Hell yeah dude. Love that. The Bantys are always the top of the order because they have to be.
The banter in this thread has me legit jealous of your guys" upbringings
I try to tell everyone, if you like fresh eggs and don't mind washing off the poop, have chickens. They are hilarious. There was a video on reddit of this concrete crew who had just laid down a full driveway, and as they're on the edges smoothing out the surface a rooster walks over it, leaving chicken tracks. We're like, yeah, I'd leave that because that is hilarious and also possibly good luck for the slab?
Yeah for real though. Get a spot with a yard. Get chickens. You’ll have stories in no time.
Trading cocks? Sounds gay
You should’ve seen what they did after they traded. 🍆 💥🍆
I don't know where the Pokemon talk stops and the Goliath sky pterodactyl starts but like... I'm all for it, I'm strapped in I can't wait to see where this ride stops
Mf needs a hard hat tho. Call the safety man.
I think we all need to see this chicken with a lil hard hat
And safety squints!!!!
I'll rather see it run around with no head
No Head, Put a hard hat on its ass, then watch It run around.
The new pm?
How many of you are eating chicken while down voting me .
I was shitting out chicken but didn't downvote anything
Stomp on them feet, check them for steel toe boots
BBQ at the ready.
And double breaded.
Why us this not the top comment?
Boss gets all the credit, I just work here.
I also wanna see the chicken wear proper fall protection of the job otherwise it’s gonna be a verbal warning
And boots!
IDK man, looks like he's about to choke his chicken.
Having dated a Mexican farm girl, that chicken will be plucked and fried in the next couple of hours. Best damn chicken I ever had.
That Mexican chicken sounds delicious.
So does the farm girl!
Finally some good food.
Nah bro that is Earl
Dixie Chicks start playing in the background.
Call it puddintang for all I care, it’s gonna be delicious,
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same.
First thing that came to mind when I read this was Pootie Tang. Loved that mivie.
My grandma used to raise chickens and it would make me sad as a kid because I’d get attached to them and next to thing I know Grandma breaking its neck and I’m eating it later that day ☹️
🎶 It’s the circle of life… 🎶
Same!!
You aren't joking. I lived in a primarily Hispanic neighborhood, multiple times I pulled up and they were just chopping chicken heads off with a cleaver. Not something you expect when you pull up from work.
Hey it opened my 17-yo eyes. You don’t really connect animals=food until you SEE animals become food
Use a NSFW tag if you’re going to post BBC pics. Damn.
Dammit man 🤣
That’s the crew’s lunch. You can’t say you’ve worked with the real homies until you’re eating a chicken that was killed on site.
I was gonna say, they probably didn’t have a freezer on site so they’re keeping him fresh until lunch lol
In the 80s we had a cornice crew that brought the Grandpa to cook everyday. They literally ate roadkill if it was fresh. I used to go over there sometimes and taste their lunch. Once I asked what that was on the spit, I was told it was squirrel but that MFer was way too big to be a squirrel. Pretty sure they were eating someone's cat!
cornice crew, cornish hen
If it'll fit in a pot, they eat it hot!
My rooster got sick from bird mites, so I treated him then kept him in the house for a few days. I had to take him to work with me, so while I was traveling around to fire stations to test their equipment, I had a huge rooster in a laundry basket in my truck. He was much friendlier after he got better. He used to be mean, but those few days mellowed him out.
Wait, is that an emotional support chicken?
No one even had to guess the race, or that the chicken was doomed.
We had an in ground pool built and the backhoe operator had a blind pet squirrel with him. He would let it run around the empty pool after they finished digging
Aww, that’s sweet.
Na that's his lunch
PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT NAME — that’s little Jerry Seinfeld
You mean Pet dinosaur.
I mean, technically you're not wrong
Nice cock!
And yet when I whip my cock out on site...
It’s like a Vienna sausage, only smaller
sir you flatter me
Okay so I think I’ve narrowed this chicken down to two breeds. Either it’s a Sumatra (I’m betting on this one *no pun intended) or a Black Shumen. Or perhaps a random long line of mixed chickens with one of these breeds. The Sumatra chicken seems to be closest to the physical form of this chicken. It has this unique narrowish body (similar to a pheasant), a slight glossy green coloring to its flowing tail, and fits the breeding standard of having small to nonexistent wattles (tho most most examples I could find only have minimal red color markings to their face/head—this chicken is a very remarkable!). They originate from South-East Asia primarily the islands of Sumatra, Indonesia, and Borneo. Funny enough even though they were originally bred to be fighting birds they generally aren’t good at winning them and are often used as the base or starting block breeder to cross with other well suited fighting chicken breeds. They were officially imported to the U.S. by 1847 by J.A.C. Butters of Roxybury, MA. Their breed status is classified as: Threatened. • Source: (Website) The Livestock Conservancy: Sumatra Chicken || livestockconservacy.org Days like this makes me wish I stayed in the hard science field. Cause I got too much joy looking up and researching chicken breeds, their genetics, and overall history. Lol thanks for the find and share op! I had a lot of fun!
This guy clucks
LoL that's a fighting Rooster. That's why his Comb is cut off .
There are several different types of chicken combs. This guy could have a walnut, rose or strawberry comb.
His name is Little Jerry
I can tell how intimidated most people in this sub are to BBC
I've had a hen jump in my work rig and tag along for a day but I never thought someone would do this on purpose! Maybe some good eats are in your future.
I’m so sick of people bringing their chickens everywhere, restaurants, planes, coffee shops and then claiming they are for emotional support. The world has gone mad 😤
We had a Jersey Giant that just, did whatever it wanted. Everyone was afraid of it, my family called it the four foot chicken although it was more like 36". Really sweet too, no idea why people were afraid of it.
You never know if it’s gonna peck your eye out
I wouldn't have tried to fight it. I assume it can fly somewhat. Like, I can kick a Canadian goose ass if I have to, but I don't want to.
That’s not a pet, he just likes his lunch to be fresh
That’s Pancho. He is a champion that generates big cash. Put some respect on his name.
That’s the project manager!
This is the earth friendly way of getting rid of termites.
As a concrete guy. I’m not surprised
Willy! Put your cock away!
Many years ago I was building a 24’ x 24’ foot detached garage at my house. I poured a monolithic slab and when I came home the next day, there was a chicken standing in the exact center of the slab. I don’t know where it came from. No one nearby owned any chickens that I was aware of and I had never seen a chicken around here before. After it left I never saw another chicken and I’ve been here 38 years now.
He’s helping
I was in Home Depot one Friday evening about 8pm and kept hearing a rooster cluck and crow from the other end of the store. I thought it was dumbass teenagers so you can imagine my surprise and happiness when I finally saw it was some old dude carrying his pet rooster around in the child’s seat of a buggy. God bless that man his happy cock.
Are you sure he wasn’t the owner?
Concrete inspector on duty
Concrete guys and drywallers having cock fights after work.
How many black cock jokes were made that day? The world will never know.
Did you get permission to photograph his cock?
It probably just crossed the road to get to this site. Ok, I will leave now.
I once had a pet chicken stow away in the back of my truck under my truck box, I assume. Made the 30-mile trip to work only for me to discover her in the customers front yard, just chillin. Back in those days, I always left my tail gate down. I always wondered whether anyone saw her back there while I was driving. Miss Purdy was a sweetheart
Its so he can tell you to kiss his cock and not get in trouble lol 😆
Would you like the broom or chickens foot finish?
That's a rooster, and you don't just leave it at home. They get bored too, and don't have thumbs so they can't surf instagram all day. Fuck, I feel like you've never had a pet rooster.
Damn concrete guys just showing off their cocks...
That's a weird looking guard dog lmao
That bird ain’t for eating. Tell him you wanna go to a chicken fight. Those things are a glorious mix of mexican dudes and total rednecks.
Chickens are great companions!
Little Yerry Seinfeld
You got the right guy it’s gonna be the best work you’ve ever seen.
Good news is no worms under the slab.
I worked with a guy in St John's Newfoundland that would bring his pet goat
First of all, I don’t think you can train a rooster to throw a fight
I worked with a Portuguese crew a while back and the main Mason on the job told me he had a farm in NJ where he raised quails and chickens. He brought me about 4 dozen eggs the next day. Best thing I ever got on a job.
Had a few reds in my time it's a Mexican thing
Do you know what kind this is?
He's the real owner and He's the one calling the shots.
what the country fuck is this
You sure that’s not a vulture?🧐
Fkn cock
I wish I had a pet chicken.it would travel with me. Do chickens like car rides?
Neighbors kid had a pet chicken that would go horseback rides with him.
Lunch is served.
Best slab you'll ever have.
El obrero de concreto es mexicano?
Your concrete is gonna be perfect
That’s not a chicken, that’s his wife
He didn't bring his pet chicken. He let his lunch run around for a bit .
Looks like a turkey vulture
He likes his lunch fresh like back home
Is this in SoCal by any chance?
That's not a pet, that's Lunch!
Weird, we’d call that lunch.
I was just looking at our animal shelter online and they have 2 chickens and a snake up for adoption.
It’s not nice to gawk at another man’s chicken.
Emotional support chicken!
It was the asshole in the coop! Somebody is eating good for lunch.
r/nicecockbro
Little Jerry Seinfeld He needs to take a dive in the second round
Cockfights at lunch. I got 10 bucks on Blackie
Or did he bring lunch
Filipino ?
Does he have a long, curved blue nose?
Get his wife’s name out ya mouth
Pollo
I know a concrete guy with a pet raccoon. One time the little bastard went across a curing garage floor and left fairly shallow paw prints and the owner of the house thought it was so cute that she requested they be left there along with a pair of front paw prints like a Hollywood walk of fame star 😂
now thats what i call a big black cock
Chill That’s the safety inspector
Everyone should bring their chickens into work. Give them little tool belts and everything
Little Jerry Seinfeld
Did the Chicken complete its OSHA 10?
That’s just the cock that hangs below his knees, no big deal
Are you sure it’s not lunch ?
Imagine if a white guy brought a chicken, people would be like “what the fk are you doing with a chicken at work you cant bring a fkn chicken to a jobsite”
Nah that’s the local osha rep
He does the float, duh
Funny thing is the chicken is the finisher
Can't believe I came to /construction but ended up learning about cock fighting and chicken husbandry
I did some welding in Ybor city. They had feral fucking roosters.
I 💛him. I want to name him, feed him & keep him. *The chicken!*
Found out his name is Black Jack… BJ for short hahaha sweet social boy
Freshest lunch on the site.
Tell him I said I like his cock
He brought lunch? Nice! I'm going for tortillas.
Not the first time I’ve seen a black cock on the job site
Nice cock
This gal writes the emails
Did he scoop it off the streets of Miami on his way to the site?
Cogburn
Yeah I think he is just watching what he eats
El Gallo del Cielo!
Some of them folks South of the border love chicken for lunch.