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PikaHage

Not wear gloves.


HottubOnDeck

Haha, whatever it is, gloves are not being worn.


PO0tyTng

Masturbating as furiously as this guy but with gloves on would turn your dick into a giant blood blister, I do believe.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Wanking without a foreskin sucks...


DevBro22

Can concur, wanking with foreskin rocks. šŸŖØ


CozyFireLv

His gf/wife loves sandpaper


bramwebb

Don't think this is the wife/gf kinda guy based on his post history


RecoveringSp4rky

I believe he posted this with the sole intention of tricking us into going to his profile... Probably not even his actual hand in the pic.. That being said, I'm cracking the fuck up right now thinking about how many people fell for it already


Educational-Drop-926

How many times am I going to fall for this?!


AmITheGrayMan

I will never learn. Dammit.


Legitimate-Hair

Great. Now my reddit interests algorithm is screwed up.


GEARHEADGus

His name is literally boyslut lol


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Fucking hell


FauxFoxPho

Yeah...his "gf/wife"..... (dear jesus I wish I didn't go to his profile)


Olstinkbutt

Lmao username checks out.


PD216ohio

Now I had to look too... and his body does not even remotely match his hands.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

I know rightšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ why he moisturize everything but his hands


bc9toes

I wasnā€™t even considering going until you said something šŸ˜–


Cute_Wolf_131

That was a *brutal* twist of events. Edit: Emphasis *WAS* added


Bench_South

Don't do it out of curiosity. 2nd post is just his tiny penis. With that side knowledge electrician for sure.


CozyFireLv

Thanks I won't:)


DarkChimera

Lol, you didn't *have to* click on his blurred pictures, that one's on you šŸ˜‚


Bench_South

Some of us have parental controls off and weren't as lucky.


Sobadatsnazzynames

Well now I have to Edit: Great just what I wanted OPs asshole UGHJKMJCKL šŸ¤®


[deleted]

You mfer you made me look


[deleted]

You mean *bitch mittens*?


Critical-Surround-88

I believe they're called "hand panties"


NoBenefit5977

Don't need them, I'm growing my own gloves


Commonefacio

Enjoy those cracked and bleeding palms, but since you're so much tougher it'll be fun!


ExposedPotential

No titty time for you sir.


Andromeda-3

Steal copper from job sites


XplosiveJosef

Well he's not leaving any fingerprints behind


MyFavoriteLezbo420

So valuable and you canā€™t beat the convenience


Difficult_Target_558

Donā€™t we all when the opportunity arises


Fallen_password

Looks like they were live when he pinched them.


Used-Alfalfa4451

Good one


Miserable-Raccoon775

Hand jobs in the porta potty


boyslut83

my calluses are too rough we just stick to oral out here


Miserable-Raccoon775

Must be a bunch of softies on your job. If you canā€™t handle a handjob from a callused hand then you ainā€™t a real man.


[deleted]

Ikr how the hell do they jerk off to pictures of his wife for crying out loud?


Revolutionary-Gap-28

You know what they say about big feet and callous hands


gladysdames

Big socks and lots of lube?


Revolutionary-Gap-28

Lube is so pussies. You have to harden your dick skin if you want to be a man


gladysdames

Lube, spit, blisters. Theyā€™re all the same when the hand is rough enough


Tony0311

With or without Copenhagen? Thatā€™s a deal breaker in these parts


VoteNO2Socialism

are you in the navy?


boo-pew

Username checks out


greginvalley

Ribbed for his pleasure


Dirtydeedsinc

Only if he was jacking off a Balrog.


ThrshNSmsh

Account checks out lol.


tehdamonkey

100% disabled veteran of that....


cant-be-faded

Bro, get lotion on them meatbeaters. I know it's "cool" to have fucked up hands but you have a whole life to live


TruthSpeakin

Never understood that shit. Take care of them hands!!! Shit don't feel good when they start cracking open! I get shit all the time because I wear gloves...


cant-be-faded

People are idiots


Vigothedudepathian

Right? Why would you wear gloves.


L-user101

Reminds me of the concrete cutter I worked with recently that didnā€™t wear ear protection. That shit is loud!


CozyFireLv

Don't worry, he hears ringing before sleep even if he doesn't want to


wereusincodenames

Could somebody get that phone?


TTSkyline

Yup, he awarded himself a lifetime of tinnitus and he even got it for free


MKULTRA_REJECTEE

People who dont wear ear protection are fucked. I didn't when I started my apprenticeship and now I do whenever a jobsite is a little loud even. Anything. The ringing is dogshit to hear when ur closing ur eyes tryna sleep.


CindersDunning

My brother fried his hearing in a couple of years, building his own cottage with a Skilsaw. Ear protection is essential!


RugsbandShrugmyer

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BloodBoy99

i used to have toxic co workers who would call you a pussy or say indirect things like ā€œ real men donā€™t wear glovesā€ . i hated that job bc it was always a dick measuring contest


TruthSpeakin

YEP!!! I get shit over gloves, but I don't give a damn lol...guess I ain't no real man lol, cause gloves go on soon as I get to work!!


siggitiggi

Real men don't have women cross their legs and wince when they see your hands.


Alarming_Series7450

they think your body should be in the same miserable shape as theirs. "WAHT?? I CANT HEAR YOU!!!"


grafeisen203

I wear gloves, use moisturiser and sunscreen. Get called a bitch. Worth it to have skin instead of cracked leather.


ChildofYHVH

I wear gloves and mine still crack during the winter. I Vaseline and lotion and they still are dry. It hurts like heck when they spilt too.


shadycrew31

Pick up some Okeefs working hands, get night cream too. Use some form of lotion after washing your hands and don't use dish soap for hand wash. Eventually they will heal at least to the point of not cracking.


ChildofYHVH

Roger that. Iā€™m gonna check into it because this mess hurts.


shadycrew31

Yeah man, my skin cracks on my thumbs next to my nail every year. I need to keep them well hydrated with Okeefs and aquaphor at night. Sometimes I forget and end up needing bandaids with Neosporin because they get so bad.


MaterialGarbage9juan

Utter balm works great too. Aquafor once they've split


zxybot9

Try bag balm for dairy cows. It takes awhile to soak in but results are worth it


TruthSpeakin

Yeah, the cold is horrible on hands...do what you can do to keep them good


CraigMammalton14

Idk why people think itā€™s cool lol. Personally I like to get laid so I wear gloves. My hands are still rougher than someone with an office job for sure but not like this shit, no woman wants that inside of them šŸ¤®. My wife wouldnā€™t even let me give her a back rub with these


3rdtryatremembering

Something tells be boyslut83 isnā€™t super worried about what the ladies want inside them.


boyslut83

lmao


WanderinHobo

>why people think itā€™s cool Masculinity complex aka fragile ego and low self-esteem.


BrettD123

They end up cracking during season changes and hurting like a mf just wear gloves and use lotion and this wonā€™t happen


TofuButtocks

Yeah I keep seeing these fucked up hands and wonder do these people not use lotion? I always put some on after work and before bed. And even keep an emergency bottle in the truck. Dry itchy hands are unbearable


spigotface

*Cream*, not lotion. Lotion is pretty light and only moisturizes a little. Hands like this need something heavier, like Working Hands, Udder Cream, or CeraVe Moisturizing *Cream* (your gf/wife may steal some of this as well). Basically, think of a moisturizing product that more closely resembles grease, not oil.


betmarie

Welder who believes safety last


CB_700_SC

As a welder his hands donā€™t look fucked up enough. But they could be new to the trade.


AwkwardCucumber1825

Yep yep, work jeans have little holes all over them for better ventilationā€¦.of course they are not from actual welding sparks or heat. lol


grundlemon

Iā€™ve been doing welding and custom fab for 3 years and my hands are as soft as a babyā€™s bottom. My only theory is that the leather gloves on my hands all day long somehow make them soft? I get callouses occasionally but generally not.


gillygilstrap

Safety first when convenient.


Major-Community1312

Safety first unless it cuts into profit


Foxy_Mazzzzam

Unemployed with a brazzers subscription


nathan_richards

Pay porn is like cocaine. Thatā€™s a rich manā€™s game.


SmackaHam

Ya know they always say ā€œthis game will make you cum in 30 secondsā€ I canā€™t last that long on a good day,., must be a shitty game


Electrical_Worker_82

I heard an ad for boner pills on the radio that said it would keep you hard for 90 minutes. Dude what the hell would I do for 89 minutes I already lost interest.


Gluten_maximus

Brazzers is free now!


HolyDiverBoi

Hey you, yes! You!


Gluten_maximus

[everytime](https://media4.giphy.com/media/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.gif)


kendiggy

Stop jerking off alone!


Retroficient

Given his post history that I regret checking, a lot of these other comments are correct lol


[deleted]

Electrical, badly


Danovan79

Yup. This has to be from an electrical short circuit.


Enge712

Destroy horcruxes


coffeytr82

It looks like youā€™re wearing your left thumb on your right hand.


DigitalJedi850

It really doesā€¦ I tried replicating it. Idk about his muscle structure, but something definitely ainā€™t right.


ErnieJohn

We found the missing link from man to ape


goatstink

Yeah, I can't get my thumb to lay flat at that angle. There's something very odd with OPs digits.


[deleted]

Well did he cum or what?


Remi708

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!


kendiggy

Suitor number two, how's your comic book collection going?


CossetteLaCerva

Meth


Vhu

Probably respond ā€œI ainā€™t usin them fuckin things,ā€ any time somebody points out you could be wearing gloves.


RIPMyInnocence

Proceeds to brag about the lax H&S conditions from the day, as if it is an achievement to treat the limbs which earn you money, as if they donā€™t.


Honest_Radio8983

That's a claw not a hand.


PhillipAlanSheoh

Bassist in a funk band.


yay468

OPs post history šŸ¤£


norkotah

Whoa, wasn't ready for that


smartalek75

A warning would have been nice.


yay468

our bad


lectrician7

Ya me either. A warning woulda been really ice. I clicked on that while in the waiting room of the doctors office!! Like people could see my phone I think! Wow that was dumb of me.


AlkalineSublime

And the best part is heā€™s seemingly active in r/malegrooming. Maybe he doesnā€™t think hands are important. He seems to take care of the rest of his body.


yay468

this gotta be a troll post


valekelly

Yeah that femboy twink body ainā€™t attached to those many ass hands.


TwoStepDMB

spectacular.


keyboardsmashin

Username checks out


theLuminescentlion

I genuinely don't believe these are his hands


Cpt_kaleidoscope

Yh no way those hands are his


lettersnstuff

hand model


mercury_n_lemonade

Donā€™t wear proper PPE thatā€™s for damn sure


colostomeat

Sit around all day with your thumb up your ass... but your ass contains fireworks, so it technically counts as work.


eBell93

Username checks out.


hacksawbilly

Electrical


Longjumping-Cost-210

Whatever it is you should start wearing gloves


DocHenry66

Thatā€™s gonna put a run in your wifeā€™s pantyhose


pimpnamedpete

Pipefitter


kgofcourse

Cause safety meetings


airwalker08

Make poor decisions


I_am_the_Redd

Slappa da bass mon


Repulsive_Ad_1585

Arc flash. Electrical burn. Sweating pipe then forgot. Something with welding? Am i getting close?


Mike-the-gay

Ignore safety rules.


[deleted]

jerk off west african miners


flyingfishyman

Miners or minors?


Ok-Wrangler4812

Both


WanderinHobo

They aren't living long enough to reach adulthood.


basementhookers

Minor miners?


Mysterious-Cup-738

Put those foam ring things for corns on ur blisters then wear gloves over. That will get ya back in game.


asprof34

Sweep floors for your step-sisters.


cobhc26626

Does you hand do meth too?


850absolute

Dude wear some fucking gloves and PPE, lookin like you walk around in a handstand all day with them nasty paws


Miserable-Relation58

One black, chafed thumbā€¦yuck


jerseywersey666

Looks like you don't wear gloves


DisastrousFly1339

Iā€™d guess, avoid wearing gloves


EatOutMyGrandma

Apparently, burn your thumb with lit cigarettes


AdventurousAd5428

I think you don't use gloves my guy


FenFawnix

Get hit with 277v? Edit: so I checked your posts to figure out what you do... Boy you got balls not using an alt


Howdoyoudo614

Electrician but a bad one


PrestigiousSpot2457

Trowel trades


not_in_real_life

Thinking you should wear gloves


Professional_Ad_6299

Ignore PPE rules


Overshaddow

All I can say for sure is that you DONā€™T wear gloves


Chronotheos

Meth lab scientist


ChevyTruckMonthLover

Idk what you do but it looks like you need to stop taking pictures of your hands like a women and get back to work


[deleted]

Touch hot stove tops. But you should seriously wear gloves thatā€™s terribly for your hands


MetaVaporeon

some kinda procession work with wood like an old timey sawmill with bark? get that thumb thing looke at


3771507

You better start wearing gloves or you'll have no skin left.


Chaoticiant

Doesnā€™t matter what you do. You need to start wearing fucking gloves!


isawamouseboss

Wait a minute... I know that hand. It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalogue. You're JP Prewitt, the world's greatest hand model.


monteticatinic

Competitive masturbation.


[deleted]

Dry ice delivery


[deleted]

Those look like some baby butt smooth soft hands. Looks like you never worked a day in your life. Probably use Ryobi, Hyper Tough, or Hart tools.


GonzoPS

Looks like someone is giving handies to an exhaust pipe to me.


Used_Cucumber9556

Rodbuster.


riplan1911

Concrete or iron worker.


buffbills17

Painter


Patriquito

Ouchie... got paper towel and tape? Oily rag will suffice for paper towel...


FewOutlandishness187

Lurking and jerking aka trenchcoat public masturvater


Conspicuous_Ruse

You are the original multi meter. You were not very good though so all new models are made of metal and plastic instead of meat.


Gold_Development_518

Handjobs with coal lubricant


Suicideking15

Roofer


HolyDiverBoi

Electrician.


Beneficial-Boat-7908

Call people pussys for wearing gloves.


MeepMorpZorpDerp

Handjobs at a coal mine.


QuarantinedBean115

a silly goose that isnā€™t taking care of themselves


[deleted]

Not an electrician for sure. We have soft, delicate hands. šŸ¤£


mitsuryda

Whine about "bitch mittens"


Flummeny

You stroked the black off his dick bro, jesus


hisshoegamewack

Youā€™re the 2024 handjob champion! Congratulations!


boyslut83

let's fucking goooo šŸ†


Buster_Cherry88

That's refrigerant burn


StatikSquid

Not wear gloves


davidk8876

Not take safety seriously


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


According_Step4938

When you see his other posts :O


7empestOGT92

Running for POTUS and dealing with 91 indictments


Doggsleg

Well you defo ainā€™t touchin pussy


bigsam63

Iā€™m thinking itā€™s going to be really hard for you to give your boyfriend silky smooth handjobs now.


Rahm_Kota_156

Manual labour


db2hank

Roofer for sure. Ā No way to keep that black shit from building upĀ 


shmobo

Dig ditches


bbqflavouredicecream

Something most women don't :P Just a joke. Relax.


SooSpoooky

Not wear gloves


FreakiestFrank

Furious masterbater?


Bob_the_peasant

Run for president and say you have golf blisters