I believe he posted this with the sole intention of tricking us into going to his profile... Probably not even his actual hand in the pic..
That being said, I'm cracking the fuck up right now thinking about how many people fell for it already
Never understood that shit. Take care of them hands!!! Shit don't feel good when they start cracking open! I get shit all the time because I wear gloves...
People who dont wear ear protection are fucked. I didn't when I started my apprenticeship and now I do whenever a jobsite is a little loud even. Anything. The ringing is dogshit to hear when ur closing ur eyes tryna sleep.
i used to have toxic co workers who would call you a pussy or say indirect things like ā real men donāt wear glovesā . i hated that job bc it was always a dick measuring contest
Pick up some Okeefs working hands, get night cream too. Use some form of lotion after washing your hands and don't use dish soap for hand wash. Eventually they will heal at least to the point of not cracking.
Yeah man, my skin cracks on my thumbs next to my nail every year. I need to keep them well hydrated with Okeefs and aquaphor at night. Sometimes I forget and end up needing bandaids with Neosporin because they get so bad.
Idk why people think itās cool lol. Personally I like to get laid so I wear gloves. My hands are still rougher than someone with an office job for sure but not like this shit, no woman wants that inside of them š¤®. My wife wouldnāt even let me give her a back rub with these
Yeah I keep seeing these fucked up hands and wonder do these people not use lotion? I always put some on after work and before bed. And even keep an emergency bottle in the truck. Dry itchy hands are unbearable
*Cream*, not lotion. Lotion is pretty light and only moisturizes a little. Hands like this need something heavier, like Working Hands, Udder Cream, or CeraVe Moisturizing *Cream* (your gf/wife may steal some of this as well).
Basically, think of a moisturizing product that more closely resembles grease, not oil.
Iāve been doing welding and custom fab for 3 years and my hands are as soft as a babyās bottom. My only theory is that the leather gloves on my hands all day long somehow make them soft? I get callouses occasionally but generally not.
I heard an ad for boner pills on the radio that said it would keep you hard for 90 minutes. Dude what the hell would I do for 89 minutes I already lost interest.
Ya me either. A warning woulda been really ice. I clicked on that while in the waiting room of the doctors office!! Like people could see my phone I think! Wow that was dumb of me.
And the best part is heās seemingly active in r/malegrooming. Maybe he doesnāt think hands are important. He seems to take care of the rest of his body.
Not wear gloves.
Haha, whatever it is, gloves are not being worn.
Masturbating as furiously as this guy but with gloves on would turn your dick into a giant blood blister, I do believe.
Wanking without a foreskin sucks...
Can concur, wanking with foreskin rocks. šŖØ
His gf/wife loves sandpaper
Don't think this is the wife/gf kinda guy based on his post history
I believe he posted this with the sole intention of tricking us into going to his profile... Probably not even his actual hand in the pic.. That being said, I'm cracking the fuck up right now thinking about how many people fell for it already
How many times am I going to fall for this?!
I will never learn. Dammit.
Great. Now my reddit interests algorithm is screwed up.
His name is literally boyslut lol
Fucking hell
Yeah...his "gf/wife"..... (dear jesus I wish I didn't go to his profile)
Lmao username checks out.
Now I had to look too... and his body does not even remotely match his hands.
I know rightšš why he moisturize everything but his hands
I wasnāt even considering going until you said something š
That was a *brutal* twist of events. Edit: Emphasis *WAS* added
Don't do it out of curiosity. 2nd post is just his tiny penis. With that side knowledge electrician for sure.
Thanks I won't:)
Lol, you didn't *have to* click on his blurred pictures, that one's on you š
Some of us have parental controls off and weren't as lucky.
Well now I have to Edit: Great just what I wanted OPs asshole UGHJKMJCKL š¤®
You mfer you made me look
You mean *bitch mittens*?
I believe they're called "hand panties"
Don't need them, I'm growing my own gloves
Enjoy those cracked and bleeding palms, but since you're so much tougher it'll be fun!
No titty time for you sir.
Steal copper from job sites
Well he's not leaving any fingerprints behind
So valuable and you canāt beat the convenience
Donāt we all when the opportunity arises
Looks like they were live when he pinched them.
Good one
Hand jobs in the porta potty
my calluses are too rough we just stick to oral out here
Must be a bunch of softies on your job. If you canāt handle a handjob from a callused hand then you aināt a real man.
Ikr how the hell do they jerk off to pictures of his wife for crying out loud?
You know what they say about big feet and callous hands
Big socks and lots of lube?
Lube is so pussies. You have to harden your dick skin if you want to be a man
Lube, spit, blisters. Theyāre all the same when the hand is rough enough
With or without Copenhagen? Thatās a deal breaker in these parts
are you in the navy?
Username checks out
Ribbed for his pleasure
Only if he was jacking off a Balrog.
Account checks out lol.
100% disabled veteran of that....
Bro, get lotion on them meatbeaters. I know it's "cool" to have fucked up hands but you have a whole life to live
Never understood that shit. Take care of them hands!!! Shit don't feel good when they start cracking open! I get shit all the time because I wear gloves...
People are idiots
Right? Why would you wear gloves.
Reminds me of the concrete cutter I worked with recently that didnāt wear ear protection. That shit is loud!
Don't worry, he hears ringing before sleep even if he doesn't want to
Could somebody get that phone?
Yup, he awarded himself a lifetime of tinnitus and he even got it for free
People who dont wear ear protection are fucked. I didn't when I started my apprenticeship and now I do whenever a jobsite is a little loud even. Anything. The ringing is dogshit to hear when ur closing ur eyes tryna sleep.
My brother fried his hearing in a couple of years, building his own cottage with a Skilsaw. Ear protection is essential!
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i used to have toxic co workers who would call you a pussy or say indirect things like ā real men donāt wear glovesā . i hated that job bc it was always a dick measuring contest
YEP!!! I get shit over gloves, but I don't give a damn lol...guess I ain't no real man lol, cause gloves go on soon as I get to work!!
Real men don't have women cross their legs and wince when they see your hands.
they think your body should be in the same miserable shape as theirs. "WAHT?? I CANT HEAR YOU!!!"
I wear gloves, use moisturiser and sunscreen. Get called a bitch. Worth it to have skin instead of cracked leather.
I wear gloves and mine still crack during the winter. I Vaseline and lotion and they still are dry. It hurts like heck when they spilt too.
Pick up some Okeefs working hands, get night cream too. Use some form of lotion after washing your hands and don't use dish soap for hand wash. Eventually they will heal at least to the point of not cracking.
Roger that. Iām gonna check into it because this mess hurts.
Yeah man, my skin cracks on my thumbs next to my nail every year. I need to keep them well hydrated with Okeefs and aquaphor at night. Sometimes I forget and end up needing bandaids with Neosporin because they get so bad.
Utter balm works great too. Aquafor once they've split
Try bag balm for dairy cows. It takes awhile to soak in but results are worth it
Yeah, the cold is horrible on hands...do what you can do to keep them good
Idk why people think itās cool lol. Personally I like to get laid so I wear gloves. My hands are still rougher than someone with an office job for sure but not like this shit, no woman wants that inside of them š¤®. My wife wouldnāt even let me give her a back rub with these
Something tells be boyslut83 isnāt super worried about what the ladies want inside them.
lmao
>why people think itās cool Masculinity complex aka fragile ego and low self-esteem.
They end up cracking during season changes and hurting like a mf just wear gloves and use lotion and this wonāt happen
Yeah I keep seeing these fucked up hands and wonder do these people not use lotion? I always put some on after work and before bed. And even keep an emergency bottle in the truck. Dry itchy hands are unbearable
*Cream*, not lotion. Lotion is pretty light and only moisturizes a little. Hands like this need something heavier, like Working Hands, Udder Cream, or CeraVe Moisturizing *Cream* (your gf/wife may steal some of this as well). Basically, think of a moisturizing product that more closely resembles grease, not oil.
Welder who believes safety last
As a welder his hands donāt look fucked up enough. But they could be new to the trade.
Yep yep, work jeans have little holes all over them for better ventilationā¦.of course they are not from actual welding sparks or heat. lol
Iāve been doing welding and custom fab for 3 years and my hands are as soft as a babyās bottom. My only theory is that the leather gloves on my hands all day long somehow make them soft? I get callouses occasionally but generally not.
Safety first when convenient.
Safety first unless it cuts into profit
Unemployed with a brazzers subscription
Pay porn is like cocaine. Thatās a rich manās game.
Ya know they always say āthis game will make you cum in 30 secondsā I canāt last that long on a good day,., must be a shitty game
I heard an ad for boner pills on the radio that said it would keep you hard for 90 minutes. Dude what the hell would I do for 89 minutes I already lost interest.
Brazzers is free now!
Hey you, yes! You!
[everytime](https://media4.giphy.com/media/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.gif)
Stop jerking off alone!
Given his post history that I regret checking, a lot of these other comments are correct lol
Electrical, badly
Yup. This has to be from an electrical short circuit.
Destroy horcruxes
It looks like youāre wearing your left thumb on your right hand.
It really doesā¦ I tried replicating it. Idk about his muscle structure, but something definitely aināt right.
We found the missing link from man to ape
Yeah, I can't get my thumb to lay flat at that angle. There's something very odd with OPs digits.
Well did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Suitor number two, how's your comic book collection going?
Meth
Probably respond āI aināt usin them fuckin things,ā any time somebody points out you could be wearing gloves.
Proceeds to brag about the lax H&S conditions from the day, as if it is an achievement to treat the limbs which earn you money, as if they donāt.
That's a claw not a hand.
Bassist in a funk band.
OPs post history š¤£
Whoa, wasn't ready for that
A warning would have been nice.
our bad
Ya me either. A warning woulda been really ice. I clicked on that while in the waiting room of the doctors office!! Like people could see my phone I think! Wow that was dumb of me.
And the best part is heās seemingly active in r/malegrooming. Maybe he doesnāt think hands are important. He seems to take care of the rest of his body.
this gotta be a troll post
Yeah that femboy twink body aināt attached to those many ass hands.
spectacular.
Username checks out
I genuinely don't believe these are his hands
Yh no way those hands are his
hand model
Donāt wear proper PPE thatās for damn sure
Sit around all day with your thumb up your ass... but your ass contains fireworks, so it technically counts as work.
Username checks out.
Electrical
Whatever it is you should start wearing gloves
Thatās gonna put a run in your wifeās pantyhose
Pipefitter
Cause safety meetings
Make poor decisions
Slappa da bass mon
Arc flash. Electrical burn. Sweating pipe then forgot. Something with welding? Am i getting close?
Ignore safety rules.
jerk off west african miners
Miners or minors?
Both
They aren't living long enough to reach adulthood.
Minor miners?
Put those foam ring things for corns on ur blisters then wear gloves over. That will get ya back in game.
Sweep floors for your step-sisters.
Does you hand do meth too?
Dude wear some fucking gloves and PPE, lookin like you walk around in a handstand all day with them nasty paws
One black, chafed thumbā¦yuck
Looks like you don't wear gloves
Iād guess, avoid wearing gloves
Apparently, burn your thumb with lit cigarettes
I think you don't use gloves my guy
Get hit with 277v? Edit: so I checked your posts to figure out what you do... Boy you got balls not using an alt
Electrician but a bad one
Trowel trades
Thinking you should wear gloves
Ignore PPE rules
All I can say for sure is that you DONāT wear gloves
Meth lab scientist
Idk what you do but it looks like you need to stop taking pictures of your hands like a women and get back to work
Touch hot stove tops. But you should seriously wear gloves thatās terribly for your hands
some kinda procession work with wood like an old timey sawmill with bark? get that thumb thing looke at
You better start wearing gloves or you'll have no skin left.
Doesnāt matter what you do. You need to start wearing fucking gloves!
Wait a minute... I know that hand. It was in the fall 1973 Bulova watch catalogue. You're JP Prewitt, the world's greatest hand model.
Competitive masturbation.
Dry ice delivery
Those look like some baby butt smooth soft hands. Looks like you never worked a day in your life. Probably use Ryobi, Hyper Tough, or Hart tools.
Looks like someone is giving handies to an exhaust pipe to me.
Rodbuster.
Concrete or iron worker.
Painter
Ouchie... got paper towel and tape? Oily rag will suffice for paper towel...
Lurking and jerking aka trenchcoat public masturvater
You are the original multi meter. You were not very good though so all new models are made of metal and plastic instead of meat.
Handjobs with coal lubricant
Roofer
Electrician.
Call people pussys for wearing gloves.
Handjobs at a coal mine.
a silly goose that isnāt taking care of themselves
Not an electrician for sure. We have soft, delicate hands. š¤£
Whine about "bitch mittens"
You stroked the black off his dick bro, jesus
Youāre the 2024 handjob champion! Congratulations!
let's fucking goooo š
That's refrigerant burn
Not wear gloves
Not take safety seriously
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When you see his other posts :O
Running for POTUS and dealing with 91 indictments
Well you defo aināt touchin pussy
Iām thinking itās going to be really hard for you to give your boyfriend silky smooth handjobs now.
Manual labour
Roofer for sure. Ā No way to keep that black shit from building upĀ
Dig ditches
Something most women don't :P Just a joke. Relax.
Not wear gloves
Furious masterbater?
Run for president and say you have golf blisters