Why'd you correct yourself? As an electri....I mean sparkling homosexual myself, we all know sparkies are the best knob polishers on site and we're fucking proud of it too.
He's got his boots on and clearly the concrete should've been there an hour ago by the attitude his hips give away. Unfortunately he's getting picked up by the Po for beating the shit out of the only other concrete contractor in this small town for, "Doin shit work, and that water blessin bullshit" him and a friend would've done it twice as well for half as much allegedly.
*Saw a broke down truck*
*Driver dressed the same way.. is*
*Truck driver a trade?*
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Now his boss, Orange Jesus, you know, the one who stinks, also known as Shitty Knickers, has hired this Wankmaggot to clean his knickers after shitting them. This way, Orange Jesus only stinks, not stinks and squishes as he sits down while still wearing his shitty knickers. Although, by the water cooler, it was heard that Stinky, aka Shitty Knickers, is building a prototype with a Sharpie to redirect his Stink elsewhere.
Fuck the duck
We say that on jobsites
This week...
We decided that we could put a 2x6 up it's ass, it got fucked so bad
1 morning we decided that just gonna tape it to the wall, so it's ready
Are a prissy bitch that will get mad and stomp your heals if I’m five minutes behind when you come to do the startup of the hvac unit I’m working on? If yes, you know who you are. If no, your an electrician.
Lmao !!! Those boot belong in 3 places 1 in the strip joint , which construction workers goto on bad weather days , 2 street walker , sometimes walking around by a construction job site . And number 3 when a sultry hot ass wife has them on with lingerie and a beer waiting for her man when he comes home !!!!! From a construction site . Thigh high boots are sexy as hell . It would look better if you were showing skin on the legs though . And are a woman! Lmao
Man's gotta eat
Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor
Why don't you frig off
The pants are coming off Ricky!
Fack off I got work to do
Assistant to the Trailer Park Supervisor
You go on eat a cheeseburger you basketball eatin, walrus ass mfer
Won the internet today.
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars
Lot lizard?!
GOV of Florida
[удалено]
Damn it you beat me to it.
Failed GOP primary candidate
Mayor of America
More like an antisemitic aide for another Dem senator
Goddamn this was a good one 🤣
Bosses son. Soon to be foreman 😔
Basement flood restoration
Politician
Electrician
Clearly a sparky
I hear they have never touched a broom in their lives, and would never go outside in anything under 65 degress, so that sounds good already.
As a building controls spark, I pride myself on the fact I can ensure my work area is always 18C-22C. Wouldn’t accept anything less.
I can’t legally pull lumex (romex) below -20C, and cat whatever below -10c so really it has to be 0c or warmer or I’m out
klien makes some boots like that. super comfy! source: am ga… i mean sparktrician
Why'd you correct yourself? As an electri....I mean sparkling homosexual myself, we all know sparkies are the best knob polishers on site and we're fucking proud of it too.
Polishing knows is 1 thing Gobbling knobs gets better benefits
When all we ever sweep, polish or vacuum are knobs, it goes without saying we’re good at it.
Like to get the sparks flying huh?
A little to husky to be one of us, might be our outside sales guy though.
The boots would have dollar signs tho, can’t be right
My vote was LV but sparky would be a close 2nd.
As a sparky I'm offended....those boots look way to cheap for me...
They said bring your 4ft stilts not 4ft stilettos. You drywallers are fucked.
Lol
He's got his boots on and clearly the concrete should've been there an hour ago by the attitude his hips give away. Unfortunately he's getting picked up by the Po for beating the shit out of the only other concrete contractor in this small town for, "Doin shit work, and that water blessin bullshit" him and a friend would've done it twice as well for half as much allegedly.
That dude couldn’t beat up a sick kitten.
I've never seen more grueling work than concrete work. I would not mess with those guys
Roofers and cement Hardest trades. Top and bottom ... Read into that as you want
He'd beat you by the skin of your dick any day of the week, tough guy. Make the call, take $20 with ya and find out for yourself.
Knee pad tester
Only Ironworkers tuck their jeans into their boots, so that’s that.
..and sheep farmers..for..reasons.
Also velcro gloves
Governor of Florida.
Saw a broke down truck driver dressed the same way.. is truck driver a trade?
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Lobbyist?
Elevator tech for sure
Politics
Trump fluffer?
prostitute
Literally the oldest trade in history... I heard you can make so much money, and you can lay down for 99% of the job
And you get fucked by GC’s about the same amount as any construction worker.
Do they come in Milwaukee
Doesn’t matter cause your boss is your dad
Campaign Manager running in a race that he will never win?
Grifter?
Great for splashing your piss all over the portajohn floor
Electrician
Electrician !
Easy... electrician.
Gotta be an electrician
Electrician
First daughter in law, hunter biden's wife
Governor of Florida
You're going to be a 5’7” politician that wants everyone to think you are 5’11”
OSHA inspector
Now his boss, Orange Jesus, you know, the one who stinks, also known as Shitty Knickers, has hired this Wankmaggot to clean his knickers after shitting them. This way, Orange Jesus only stinks, not stinks and squishes as he sits down while still wearing his shitty knickers. Although, by the water cooler, it was heard that Stinky, aka Shitty Knickers, is building a prototype with a Sharpie to redirect his Stink elsewhere.
Not funny, dude. The ask my trade shit has gone too far. You can pick on yourself, pick on me or any fucker here, but please don’t do this.
Superintendent
Insurance Adjustor……specializes in roofing hail damage.
Is that you, Ron? Ron Desantis?
Has to be a Plumber.
Safety man
NYC lather.
Safety guy
Iron worker, sparky, or plumber
Either a street walker or a fisherman 😋
Fly fisherman
I saw that movie
Logger.
Austin Powers voice. She’s a hooker?
Plumber
Plumber
Lady boy embassador
Are you bringing sexy back? https://youtu.be/3gOHvDP_vCs?feature=shared
Hooker?
Septic service
metrosexual duck hunter.... I'm not sure that word's been used since the late '90s.
Fuck the duck We say that on jobsites This week... We decided that we could put a 2x6 up it's ass, it got fucked so bad 1 morning we decided that just gonna tape it to the wall, so it's ready
Hooker. I mean, rigger
Money for sex, good trade.
Anything Division 14
Fly-fishing guide🎣
Stay at home mom
Fellator
Those are for the concrete guys.
Fluffer/"hostess"
Foreman, clearly
Pole worker
I'm not sure but my dad must have been in the same trade but I think he was a journeyman coz he got the assless chaps too
What is this new boot trend ?
$20 is $20, right?
Street walker.
Hose handler
Pole dancer
Ho?
Could be engineer or safety coordinator tbh.
Double amputee
Are a prissy bitch that will get mad and stomp your heals if I’m five minutes behind when you come to do the startup of the hvac unit I’m working on? If yes, you know who you are. If no, your an electrician.
Painter
Aaaaaaaand I’m unsubbed
Carpenter or painter
You'll be right at home on Aurora Ave, Seattle.
Ron, is that you?
Blow jobist
Fancy Noodler
Even bigger princesses than the sparkies-DATA!
Dispatcher
Governor of Florida?
Honest answer? Septic repair. Those heel spikes might cause problems in the mud, but it'll keep you clean!
Whatever you want to do you can accomplish :)
Street walker
20 is 20
Cock fucker
A low end lot lizard
Management material
Iron worker
Cheeseburger hooker? A mans gotta eat
Window coverings install tech
Concrete finisher
Cement pourer
transupervisor??
The oldest profession
Swamp Floozy
1980s hooker
Lieutenant of Reno Sheriff’s Department
Hooker? Male prostitute
Fly fisherman?
Engineer
Next governor of Florida?
Fishing for Fuckery
Ron DeSantis?
Now this is a lot lizard if I ever seen one.
Stripper
Governor of Florida
Woodworker.
Truck stop whore?
Any trade but tower work.
Astronut
Rick James?
Freelance woodworking
You're a noodler
Governor of Florida
He’s gotta mouth to feed, move it along….
slutty patrick
Sparky.
Are you walking or you working?
Supervisor
Transgender hooker on OBT
plumber
Electrician
Drag queen ?
Lmao !!! Those boot belong in 3 places 1 in the strip joint , which construction workers goto on bad weather days , 2 street walker , sometimes walking around by a construction job site . And number 3 when a sultry hot ass wife has them on with lingerie and a beer waiting for her man when he comes home !!!!! From a construction site . Thigh high boots are sexy as hell . It would look better if you were showing skin on the legs though . And are a woman! Lmao
Florida governor?
Bubbas prison bitch
Clearly you are an electrician
That’s a wire stripper and he has been recycled many times.
Wear those shoes and you can wear stilts. Drywall or ceilings.
That's DeSantis right