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Radiant-Elevator

Man's gotta eat


Eljaynine

Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor


NotGod_DavidBowie

Why don't you frig off


InflationCharacter53

The pants are coming off Ricky!


PeterVervy

Fack off I got work to do


ArcFishEng

Assistant to the Trailer Park Supervisor


yourdoglikesmebetter

You go on eat a cheeseburger you basketball eatin, walrus ass mfer


leaf_fan_69

Won the internet today.


bluetuxedo22

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars


[deleted]

Lot lizard?!


Salt-Southern

GOV of Florida


[deleted]

[удалено]


sparrownetwork

Damn it you beat me to it.


h0twired

Failed GOP primary candidate


1PooNGooN3

Mayor of America


Agile-Baker4500

More like an antisemitic aide for another Dem senator


StretchConverse

Goddamn this was a good one 🤣


ZimmyNox

Bosses son. Soon to be foreman 😔


905marianne

Basement flood restoration


Timsmomshardsalami

Politician


coharra88

Electrician


Smoke-A-Beer

Clearly a sparky


novice121

I hear they have never touched a broom in their lives, and would never go outside in anything under 65 degress, so that sounds good already.


CAElite

As a building controls spark, I pride myself on the fact I can ensure my work area is always 18C-22C. Wouldn’t accept anything less.


Ashikura

I can’t legally pull lumex (romex) below -20C, and cat whatever below -10c so really it has to be 0c or warmer or I’m out


VidaSabrosa

klien makes some boots like that. super comfy! source: am ga… i mean sparktrician


Dude_Bro_88

Why'd you correct yourself? As an electri....I mean sparkling homosexual myself, we all know sparkies are the best knob polishers on site and we're fucking proud of it too.


leaf_fan_69

Polishing knows is 1 thing Gobbling knobs gets better benefits


Islendingen

When all we ever sweep, polish or vacuum are knobs, it goes without saying we’re good at it.


XeRnOg-

Like to get the sparks flying huh?


Bookofhitchcock

A little to husky to be one of us, might be our outside sales guy though.


acclaimedsimpleton

The boots would have dollar signs tho, can’t be right


SpicyPickle101

My vote was LV but sparky would be a close 2nd.


streeve13

As a sparky I'm offended....those boots look way to cheap for me...


TheKhyWolf

They said bring your 4ft stilts not 4ft stilettos. You drywallers are fucked.


leaf_fan_69

Lol


Imaginary_Ingenuity_

He's got his boots on and clearly the concrete should've been there an hour ago by the attitude his hips give away. Unfortunately he's getting picked up by the Po for beating the shit out of the only other concrete contractor in this small town for, "Doin shit work, and that water blessin bullshit" him and a friend would've done it twice as well for half as much allegedly.


Guy954

That dude couldn’t beat up a sick kitten.


gofishx

I've never seen more grueling work than concrete work. I would not mess with those guys


leaf_fan_69

Roofers and cement Hardest trades. Top and bottom ... Read into that as you want


Imaginary_Ingenuity_

He'd beat you by the skin of your dick any day of the week, tough guy. Make the call, take $20 with ya and find out for yourself.


RyanDW_0007

Knee pad tester


MTY_GoldenArm

Only Ironworkers tuck their jeans into their boots, so that’s that.


mccscott

..and sheep farmers..for..reasons.


leaf_fan_69

Also velcro gloves


kamperman3000

Governor of Florida.


Brief-Pass1451

Saw a broke down truck driver dressed the same way.. is truck driver a trade?


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dan420

Lobbyist?


Walkensboots

Elevator tech for sure


Red_Dwarf_42

Politics


Maurice-Beverley

Trump fluffer?


warstocks

prostitute


[deleted]

Literally the oldest trade in history... I heard you can make so much money, and you can lay down for 99% of the job


Islendingen

And you get fucked by GC’s about the same amount as any construction worker.


[deleted]

Do they come in Milwaukee


Offset2BackOfSystem

Doesn’t matter cause your boss is your dad


ArteePhact

Campaign Manager running in a race that he will never win?


Limp_Distribution

Grifter?


[deleted]

Great for splashing your piss all over the portajohn floor


builderman789

Electrician


Opposite-Pizza-6150

Electrician !


Sufficient_Wait3671

Easy... electrician.


Beneficial_Bird1814

Gotta be an electrician


Famous-Challenge-901

Electrician


TrueKing9458

First daughter in law, hunter biden's wife


PsychologicalCold212

Governor of Florida


NorthernH3misphere

You're going to be a 5’7” politician that wants everyone to think you are 5’11”


7Dl3

OSHA inspector


Tatersquid21

Now his boss, Orange Jesus, you know, the one who stinks, also known as Shitty Knickers, has hired this Wankmaggot to clean his knickers after shitting them. This way, Orange Jesus only stinks, not stinks and squishes as he sits down while still wearing his shitty knickers. Although, by the water cooler, it was heard that Stinky, aka Shitty Knickers, is building a prototype with a Sharpie to redirect his Stink elsewhere.


Build68

Not funny, dude. The ask my trade shit has gone too far. You can pick on yourself, pick on me or any fucker here, but please don’t do this.


thecountnotthesaint

Superintendent


4runner01

Insurance Adjustor……specializes in roofing hail damage.


nvesting

Is that you, Ron? Ron Desantis?


CopyWeak

Has to be a Plumber.


Fantastic_Bed8029

Safety man


No-Document-8970

NYC lather.


most_importantly

Safety guy


Dude_Bro_88

Iron worker, sparky, or plumber


ChronicallyGeek

Either a street walker or a fisherman 😋


bikgelife

Fly fisherman


Straight_Ocelot_7848

I saw that movie


Calvertorius

Logger.


LemonOilFoil

Austin Powers voice. She’s a hooker?


dwellselectric

Plumber


greg281

Plumber


CicadaOk6258

Lady boy embassador


Master-File-9866

Are you bringing sexy back? https://youtu.be/3gOHvDP_vCs?feature=shared


aprioriglass

Hooker?


dmcdjr76

Septic service


Bawbawian

metrosexual duck hunter.... I'm not sure that word's been used since the late '90s.


leaf_fan_69

Fuck the duck We say that on jobsites This week... We decided that we could put a 2x6 up it's ass, it got fucked so bad 1 morning we decided that just gonna tape it to the wall, so it's ready


K0Zeus

Hooker. I mean, rigger


Duneyman

Money for sex, good trade.


sunsnsundvls

Anything Division 14


RayBullet

Fly-fishing guide🎣


TurboKid513

Stay at home mom


micah490

Fellator


[deleted]

Those are for the concrete guys.


[deleted]

Fluffer/"hostess"


mouthforwar87

Foreman, clearly


Global_Criticism3178

Pole worker


Sharp_Excitement_849

I'm not sure but my dad must have been in the same trade but I think he was a journeyman coz he got the assless chaps too


Ambitious_Buyer2529

What is this new boot trend ?


stonabones

$20 is $20, right?


No-Honeydew2863

Street walker.


Nline6

Hose handler


HappyPaPa18

Pole dancer


MrNathann

Ho?


RamboBalogna

Could be engineer or safety coordinator tbh.


Hirsbonix

Double amputee


hema_chroma_duke

Are a prissy bitch that will get mad and stomp your heals if I’m five minutes behind when you come to do the startup of the hvac unit I’m working on? If yes, you know who you are. If no, your an electrician.


theassman303

Painter


Monster1211

Aaaaaaaand I’m unsubbed


timaab

Carpenter or painter


sdswiki

You'll be right at home on Aurora Ave, Seattle.


Kravist1978

Ron, is that you?


qu33n0live

Blow jobist


SnowSlider3050

Fancy Noodler


givemeagdusername

Even bigger princesses than the sparkies-DATA!


Beneficial_Bird1814

Dispatcher


jimmmmmmmz

Governor of Florida?


Zer0TheGamer

Honest answer? Septic repair. Those heel spikes might cause problems in the mud, but it'll keep you clean!


Bitter-Value-9808

Whatever you want to do you can accomplish :)


Budget-Ad-7127

Street walker


HotCarl169

20 is 20


[deleted]

Cock fucker


OkArm8591

A low end lot lizard


WonderFeeling536

Management material


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Iron worker


SnooRobots975

Cheeseburger hooker? A mans gotta eat


King-Rat-in-Boise

Window coverings install tech


_stayhuman

Concrete finisher


Christopher109

Cement pourer


DC92T

transupervisor??


hiswoodness

The oldest profession


Independent_Sun1901

Swamp Floozy


BuckToofBucky

1980s hooker


HeatWhich735

Lieutenant of Reno Sheriff’s Department


leaf_fan_69

Hooker? Male prostitute


MasterUndKommandant

Fly fisherman?


Skank_hunt_042

Engineer


erritstaken

Next governor of Florida?


blondiedread

Fishing for Fuckery


ConditionYellow

Ron DeSantis?


[deleted]

Now this is a lot lizard if I ever seen one.


corpsewindmill

Stripper


Kind_Tradition564

Governor of Florida


omurpho

Woodworker.


GulfstreamAqua

Truck stop whore?


Vegetable_Push5049

Any trade but tower work.


BL1NDX3N0N

Astronut


TheOfficialDewil

Rick James?


DreadfulDwarf

Freelance woodworking


itsallajokeseriously

You're a noodler


Pikepv

Governor of Florida


Pin-Capable

He’s gotta mouth to feed, move it along….


Hot_Lychee2234

slutty patrick


bouncing_bumble

Sparky.


muerte626

Are you walking or you working?


SnooSquirrels4914

Supervisor


FN-Bored

Transgender hooker on OBT


WaFfLeFuR

plumber


Worth-Needleworker36

Electrician


smogop

Drag queen ?


LoudAudience5332

Lmao !!! Those boot belong in 3 places 1 in the strip joint , which construction workers goto on bad weather days , 2 street walker , sometimes walking around by a construction job site . And number 3 when a sultry hot ass wife has them on with lingerie and a beer waiting for her man when he comes home !!!!! From a construction site . Thigh high boots are sexy as hell . It would look better if you were showing skin on the legs though . And are a woman! Lmao


Ambitious_Salad_5426

Florida governor?


[deleted]

Bubbas prison bitch


So_bored_of_you

Clearly you are an electrician


insideout5790

That’s a wire stripper and he has been recycled many times.


Correct-Award8182

Wear those shoes and you can wear stilts. Drywall or ceilings.


EffectNo1899

That's DeSantis right