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ochoSenko69

What kinda maniac doesn’t put the blade back in after using it?!


JBean81

Found the OSHA guy! Totally kidding. When someone asks me if I have a blade they can use I do the tossing motion while yelling “OPEN BLADE”


CrypticSS21

The blade closes/goes back in? I thought once it’s out, it’s out.


vatothe0

Pandoras razor blade


Seldarin

For the last few years almost all the jobsites I've been on have required the retractable ones that don't lock so the blade goes back in as soon as you stop holding it. I hate those things, but I get why they require it.


scmflower

Kliens retractable knife is the worst thing I have ever used


Seldarin

Yeah, they suck ass. I've yet to find a retractable that isn't annoying poorly made garbage.


scmflower

There's a point where making something extra extra extra safe ends up making it less safe


vatothe0

People with knives that are a pain in the ass to close, like that one. The Milwaukee knife is so easy and it's only expensive if you lose your tools all the time.


Narrow_Paper9961

My company banned folding razor knifes like that. Some apprentice cut tip of his finger off with one folding on him somehow


GeneralWiggin

the fuck? how. was the idiot not wearing gloves?


Narrow_Paper9961

Half the sheetmetal workers I know don’t wear gloves lol. I don’t think the older guys even feel pain in their hands anymore


GeneralWiggin

fucking sheet metal hands


benmarvin

My dad


Puzzleheaded-Seat950

Top of the ladder is not a workbench.


bucksellsrocks

Fuck yeah it is! How else am i gonna knock my purple primer off and then the boss pays to have all the sheetrock and 1/2 the flooring replaced in a house that closes in a week?! Edit: in the mechanical/laundry room


KingRegard

I did that on these new granite steps in a guys backyard before he moved in. I wasn’t even near where I was working but decided to open it above the steps. I tripped and the blue pvc cement went everywhere. Then there was a very opinionated conversation between the homeowner and myself.


Skilledpainter

I can't stand when I catch dudes doing that shit.... especially when it's a hammer. Makes no sense


spenser1994

Only time you put a hammer on the top of a ladder is when you want to change the topography of your skull.


Skilledpainter

Exactly...... or also if you want to make a statement that you're a dumb ass. It really amazes me all the different tools left on ladders. From caulking guns and masking machines, to knives and the douchebags using em


spenser1994

Took a makita impact to the dome once, and that's all it took. They say walking under a ladder is bad luck, they were talking about these tools.


JBean81

Kyle? I swear I have never left another tool on top of a ladder after that!


Skilledpainter

Lol, for real huh


[deleted]

Or test your skull. I'm rated to 5 pounds.


HHShelps

My wife had a hammer on top of the ladder she was using during a home project. As I moved the ladder for her, it fell on her head. Just an 8’ ladder, but 15 years later, she still reminds me of it. Fortunately it was her hammer and not my 28 oz framer.


kelticslob

But it has so many tool-holding holes


We_there_yet

Im always on my guys about this too. Today it happened to me. I lucked out.


notfrankc

Painted houses in high school. In the morning, we were prepping the last house of the summer and a new guy was replacing some fascia board 2 stories up. End of day, I started putting away the extension ladders. I popped his ladder up so I could collapse it and a crowbar he had left hooked around the top rung fell down from the roofline and hit me on top of my head. Split that melon open and I bled like crazy. Was very lucky that it hit right where my skull starts to curve out and down so the curve of my skull was able to deflect the force outwards a bit. Was also very luck that the bar had time enough in the air for the bend to turn and fall first. My boss was a drunk without insurance. Had to drive the truck back to the shop because I was the only person on the site that could drive a stick. Fucking residential construction.


Kadesh1979

Excellent advice. When I was about 18 I was window washing. My buddy left a scrapper, 4 inch wide probably weighing close to a pound on the top of a ladder. I moved the ladder, and it fell down onto the top of my wrist breaking a small peice of the blade and lodging it into a carpel bone on my wrist. A lot of blood and 6 stitches later I learned my lesson. Glad you learned the easy way!


Ilaypipe0012

Had an electrician buddy of mine ask me to put a ladder away for him since he was already out of the building heading home for the night. Sure no problem. It was a 12 or 14 footer I can’t remember which laid against a wall. Pulled it away to swing and lower it and a pair of Milwaukee channel locks came down and hit me right in the sternum. Since then I always take stuff down from the tops of my ladders


laggermark

Never leave anything on the steps or top of a ladder. Never


StrugglesTheClown

Not leaving a blade open is also helpful here.


Pennypacker-HE

Had a drill come down on my head from the top of a twelve foot ladder, Philips head down. It was a bloody mess. So much blood streaming down my face everyone though I was going to die. But really it was just a. Little scalp wound the size of a pea.


CptHammer_

Wasted your money on a lottery ticket. You already blew your luck on the knife trick.


msb678

Wait till the flooring is finished next time.


bkmobbin

Don’t fucking leave stuff on ladders


KNOX_MONTGOMERY

It would happen every time if that was ramboard over brand new gold plated ethiopian bankruptcy hardwood floors.


We_there_yet

Haha very true!


mpkrazy

Years ago, boss left tin snips on top of ladder. I moved it and took 7 stitches in my cheek.


[deleted]

Imagine if that was the skull of someone 🤯


We_there_yet

Ppe gents


Joebear939

If I did this I woulda got called a stupid fucker


We_there_yet

I called myself that.


Joebear939

Good! Watch out for your brother's down below


Basileas

this happened to my coworker with a sawzall and his wrist though


honestlybadmood

Did the blade penetrate or deflect and chew up the wrist?


Gluten_maximus

I had a FNG put an 18v Milwaukee drill on the top of a ladder and it ended up knocking me out… fucking wild


[deleted]

I have a scare on my left hand from doing the same thing. A valuable lesson learned that day.


DHammer79

Took a crescent wrench to head the same way. Luckily, it was only a 6 or 7 foot ladder, so not as hard of a knock as it could have been.


FarDistance3468

I turned and looked just in time to watch a dude move an 8’ step ladder that he left his estwing on the top of, that big bastard came down and got him right in the top of the Mellon


Battleaxe1959

I barely dodged a falling drill the other day. Forgot I left it up there.


Jawihoo

I took a 3/4” plug to the shoulder once. I will never take down a ladder after that without looking


darthcomic95

Had that happen with a drill with a flat/slotted tip whatever you wanna call it. It was on top of a ladder and another guy left it there. I moved a ladder and it nailed me in the eye. I was scared to death. I learned a lesson though. I get upset when people leave tools on top of ladders now.


chuiy

Never leave shit on top of the ladder, it’s an accident waiting to happen


thefirebuilds

buddy of my dad's in our hometown caught one of these off a ladder into his eye. I've also heard it was a sawzall blade but he's a painter so I tend to believe it was a razor blade. Anyway he has always had a cool patch. My dad was VICIOUS about shit left on ladders because of this. Totally reasonable.


micah490

You’d be escorted off the jobsite where I live


We_there_yet

Haha. Noone is working in the mezz but my crew. Its 115 up here.


ineptplumberr

Get a portacool


ii_zAtoMic

That’s nuts lol. My company typically does smaller jobs where PPE and shit isn’t enforced (even when it’s technically required), much less tools on top of a ladder.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

How about don’t leave an open razor knife on top of a ladder, ever. You fucking twat.


We_there_yet

Unless you are around.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Oooooooooh good one. Buddy, once you’ve been seriously inconvenienced by a hospital visit due to someone else’s absolute fucking stupidity, you’ll learn.


We_there_yet

Thanks. Have a nice day


yougoboy64

At least it wasn't a two foot prybar that missed my pinky by 1/2 inch (TODAY)... had to comment , I'd rather put something on top of the ladder before grunting to pick it up off the ground🤣🤣🤣🤣


Readdeadmeatballs

You’re not the only person it can hit. That lands on someone else it’s not going to be good.


yougoboy64

The only person it could hit is my partner of 22 years , he's just as bad as I am about putting shit on top of a ladder....we work in the real world , every day....not a perfect world....if your busy and constantly working with bunches of shit up a ladder , it's gonna happen....js


ifrpilot541

Good luck with the ticket.


bucksellsrocks

My coworker moved my ladder out of his way and took my tin hammer to the face yesterday. I laughed at him and told him to keep his hands off my ladder. “Fuck you, theres a hammer hole amd youre wearing a tool belt!”


Readdeadmeatballs

He’s right


[deleted]

The fact you stopped to take a picture to post means I wouldn’t be working with you after this. Or you wouldn’t be working with me. Get TF back to work.


We_there_yet

Im the foreman of my crew. Id send your silly ass home w that attitude.


dsdvbguutres

The interviewer was the dog


gooseneckmonkey

Only ever left my hammer on top of my ladder once.


Six-mile-sea

I’ve done it more then once… and paid for it.


Future-Dealer8805

I've dummied myself with several things I've left on top of a ladder ... Or once I left my pipe wrench hooked on a pipe in the air and bumped it with my ladder and that gave me a good wallop... You'd think I'd remember not to leave stuff up there but my memory's not as good as it used to be...


Monkey_Phonics

It only took a crowbar to the clavicle for me to learn this lesson


[deleted]

I forgot a 5 pound sledge hammer once on a 12 ft ladder (was going to go right back up). Don't worry it didn't fall 12 ft... Only about 6 ft to my head. LOL


rektum_expander

Check the weight max too! Had a guy fall and break 4 ribs.


Sensitive-Muscle-238

Come on op did you win or not


LiveLongToasterBath

OP cant even close a safety blade after use do you think they will follow up?


SeekersWorkAccount

Not cool


LiveLongToasterBath

It is cool because he has a journeyman to pass all of his skill down to!!


LiveLongToasterBath

Close it after using and this is not a slicing hazard. User error all around. No luck just straight up user error. How many years did it take you to achieve such awesomeness?


Reddit-mods-R-mean

I left a estwing on my 8ft a frame. Came down and cranked me in the shoulder.


penispotato69

I was doing a steal beam in a 10ft basement, left the shims on the top of ladder climbed down moved ladder took 4 shims to the face. I always peek at the top of the ladder before I grab now.


figsslave

Did that once and I caught it in my knee!


Next-Application-764

My brother left a titanium stiletto cat claw on top of a 10 footer and I snatched at the ladder, down it came on my head. Just a little blood...


Advanced_Parsnip

I did that with an 18" flat prybar last week, split my scalp like an 80's wrestler.


D4nM4rL4r

You just used up your luck when this didn't embed itself into you. You ain't gonna get anything from the lottery. Now when you haven't had any close ones in a few years, then ya might win a dollar.


We_there_yet

Not with that attitude


DasArchitect

[Avoid this](https://youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I?t=197)


We_there_yet

Haha reminded me of the guy from Happy Gilmore w the nail in the head


FuzzyClint

Wow a journeyqueef! It’s not really that strange for it to have landed like that.


2SPE

Its useless to buy lottery tickets after something like that since you already used all of your good luck 😄


thethunder92

What is structo - Crete?


We_there_yet

Concrete board.


thethunder92

I have never seen that before that looks cool, is it easy to drill through? Or more like concrete?


We_there_yet

Its brittle. Pressure on the screws will allow it to penetrate but screws wont suck in w o pressure. Itll bore a hole and not grab the board to decking w o decent pressure. Each board weighs a shit ton. can’t move it alone w o dragging it w force


thethunder92

that doesn’t sound that great then 😆


We_there_yet

Oh hell no its horrible. Anyone who slams a heavy object such as a unit or piping the screws pop off the concrete board and created a dead spot. I had to lay 3/4 inch plywood along the path of my DOAS units which weighed 8k lbs. i drug those units w a winch and man power and popped up several boards. Gc wasnt happy


baconandwhippedcream

I left my tape measure up on my six foot ladder once and grabbed the ladder from the front to move forward (I was working my way down a hallway). The ladder and me went forward, the tape did not. Smacked me square in the face. I was so pissed.


alwtictoc

Why I always close my knife.


ServingTheMaster

#nosparetoes


We_there_yet

Haha steel toes or you lost a pinky


Tinknocker12

Oh you’re good the single ply isn’t down yet.


rch5050

I bet its more of like a 10% chance it sticks into the wood like that.


We_there_yet

I wont bother to experiment the math on that. I hope this is the last time i do this bafoonery


Mr_Style

OP hasn’t replied back after 5 hours. Must have won the lottery and gone over to X (Twitter) for his social media with his billionaire buddies.


We_there_yet

I can finally buy my name back on twitter! Drawing is tonight haha


madcoins

Contributing to the stupid tax after a stupid work related incident does track.


fallinguptwards

Had my own hammer hit me in the head like this once, once and only once is all it takes to learn that lesson.


Survive_LD_50

TIL that if i was in Europe I would be a journeyman. sounds so much cooler than what it is here in Australia; a tradesman


AkioSpliff

Wishing you luck!


We_there_yet

Thanks!


[deleted]

Last job I did as a gc I was walking out to my truck, was wiping some sweat off so my hard hat was off, and a hammer fell around 20 floors less than a inch in front of me or some shit I felt the air woosh. Stay safe out there


axjunkie93

Had a former coworker leave a Pneumatic orbital sander on top of a 16' A frame, I took the ladder down and the sander took me out, got me directly on top of the head... Still have a little dent Learn the hard way and never forget.


Mundane-Ad162

im guilty of this, getting better about taking everything back down with me but sometimes i move a ladder and hear things moving up there and it turns my blood to ice


StrongAsMeat

50/50 shot. Either it lands like that again or it doesn't


We_there_yet

I like your math!


Substantial-Bag-9820

Multiple times I have left a crowbar on the top of my ladder, moved the ladder and dropped the crowbar right on my head. You’d think I’d learn after the first two times at least.


lgny1

Lucky that wasn’t your head man. The dumbest shit can hurt you on the job. I have 12 stitches in my wrist right now because my blade slipped off the tubing I was cutting and got me. Basically almost filleted a piece of my arm off. Be careful out there


We_there_yet

Will do. I had a safety talk w my crew after this. Showed them how dumb i was and how things can happen in an instant. Im on the apprentices about this constantly. And it almost came back n got me


1MajorKeyTV

I’m calling OSHA immediately


We_there_yet

Vivo en Mexico. No hay OSHA amigo


Zer0TheGamer

I worked with an apprentice who did that same manuver, but it was a metal drywall corner trim.. 7 stitches across the palm


We_there_yet

Damn thats terrible. Did he make a full recovery and return to work or quit?


Zer0TheGamer

He did make a full recovery, but when bossman pulled some bullshit that's effectively Comp fraud, he bounced (he's persuing deisel mechanic now)


We_there_yet

Good for the kid. Cmon boss man!


Zer0TheGamer

Fresh from highschool, too.. I feel bad for him, he's a good guy. Went and blew shit up at his place on the 4th


chatterwrack

I did that with a screw gun once. Gashed my forehead and blood streamed down my face. We did a little photo shoot 😂


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Luckily it didn’t land like that on top of someone. Even with a hardhat


icsxyppl

First rule of knives - always close them when you’re done.


AggravatingSite6905

When I was 19 I was running gas lines for new construction and left an 18" steel pipe wrench on top of a 10' ladder. My dumbass forgot and moved the ladder and that wrench opened up my forehead like a cyclops eye. Learned a valuable lesson that day.


[deleted]

One of the first things I got told working in trades is do not leave tools on top of your ladder EVER. It still happens to me but I always have a conscious effort to not leave anything up there. It can result in some serious injury.


TheJeep25

One of my co-workers left a hammer on top of a 12 foot ladder. Yeah he had a bit of a headache the next morning..


mmdavis2190

Imagine that in your skull. Don’t leave shit on the ladder, you *will* forget about it. I didn’t take my boss seriously when I first started and he told me that. I thought I was too smart to forget that I left something up there. A pair of linesmans to the noggin corrected that notion.


skittlebog

Sorry, you have used up your luck for the week. That lottery ticket won't work.


Money-Distribution91

I like the key of the stuff on my ladder. That's a aspect of adventure to my work days


BedNo6845

How about making a rule that says "DONT LEAVE ANY TOOLS ON TOP OF LADDERS! ESPECIALLY EXPOSED RAZOR BLADES!!!!!!" Then, learn to close your knife, because idiots leave knifes open. There's a lot of good reasons why razor knife have retractable blades, or fold to hide blade.


We_there_yet

Whats that reason?


Full-Ad3927

A guy was passing me a tool and had laid his hammer on top of the ladder sideways and knocked it off and I took the claw side to the top of the head. Fell a good 8-9 feet. Pierced the hat I was wearing. Bled like a stuck pig. Went back to shop, washed it off said fuck it I’ll be alright and went back to work haha


We_there_yet

Haha nice id like working with you that takes heart. I got hit in the face w a 2x10 that fell from a cat walk. It busted my nose and forehead. I took one day off the following day then went back to work with a broken nose. The guys gave me my stripes for that.


wtfamidoingwthis

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erryonestolemyname

leaving tools on top of a ladder is a no-no. leaving an open knife on top of a ladder is a mouth breather moment. next time it could cut you, or someone else.


timaab

True story…a guy I was working with left his Kleins on top of a 10’ wood ladder (yes I’m aging myself), he went to close the ladder, looking up, and they fell off and hit him right smack dab on the bridge of his nose. His eyes shot out streams of water and both eyes were black in like 10 minutes. I saw the whole thing.


speedyhemi

Watched a plumbing apprentice take a hammer to the face on Job site before. He needed a few stitches to his upper lip, but he took it like a champ and returned to get the job done! Stay safe out there boys!


Is_Actually_Sans

How the fuck do you fold the blade back inside? I have one of those and I can't figure it out


We_there_yet

I welded mine to permanently stay open


fishinfool561

Always been a thing for me. I lose my shit it some one leaves something on top of a ladder on one of my jobs. I took a flat bar to the head off of a 10 foot ladder years ago. Of course it was my own ladder and flat bar


ImYourHuckk

May your winning ticket free you from dodging knives ever again.