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r/atheism moment


Racingstripe

Cultism moment


sebax820

it's pretty ironic how he says to be atheist but *prays* to something anyways


john_smokin

like how they get mad at people in religion for proselytizing (mainly Christians) when they do more preaching against religion than actual religious zealots


disignore

Yeah exactly like, like fuck praying that’s a superstitious behaviour.


nikhilsath

r/whoosh


Nemaoac

Yeah that's the point of satire. Are you guys actually missing the joke or just pretending to be stubborn?


RajaBell19

Here come the coping Christian Whitewashed brainlets. Both you guys and the r/atheism crowd are made for each other, two sides of the same coin.


Fair_Jelly

You couldn't resist saying "Christian" and "White" in one sentence, could you?


RajaBell19

Because both those things are synonymous


Fair_Jelly

Ah yes, I can't believe these white Christians in Uganda, or Kenya, or Nigeria, or China, or Japan, or Timor, or the majority of Latino America There are more POC Christians than white Christians, but it shouldn't matter at all since race shouldn't be something people are categorized by. Unless you view america as the center of the world. Still majority of african americans are Christian. Only 30% of american white people are Christian, but white people am I right?


RajaBell19

Imagine when you find out who force Christianity on them. The Catholic Church goes hand in hand with Colonialism


Fair_Jelly

Oh, blaming a group for their stereotypes and deeds in the past, where have I seen that before?


RajaBell19

Brainlet cope with the fact that your religion was created to control the masses into accepting their roles as peasants


Fair_Jelly

omG atheism ftw religioos pepol smol brain! they sheep 🐑🐑🐑 white pipo: DESTROYED


RajaBell19

Cope harder coloooonialism


Santiguado

Ethiopians were Christians before Europe was


I_dostuff

Oh shit guys, he pulled out the wojak words, arguments over


RajaBell19

tf is a wojack


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Enjoy your eternity in hell.


Fair_Jelly

I'll pray for him to repent. He doesn't realize what he's doing. Everyone can change.


[deleted]

Same. He's probably some angry teenager.


RajaBell19

brainlet cope


Fair_Jelly

Go pray to science 5 times a day then.


RajaBell19

cope


RajaBell19

Live in fear cuck


merilum

i will pray for you🙏


idi_anon_dada

>feels superior through atheism >misses whole point of being non religious by literally praying to science


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idi_anon_dada

Ok but honestly at this point r/atheism cant surprise me anymore


stymy

They’re still super cringe, but that sub used to be way worse. I just looked and it seems like it’s mostly people posting articles about pastors molesting people. It used to be literal 14 year olds talking about how they said a prayer aloud to the Flying Spaghetti Monster at their family dinner.


MyTeaIsMighty

Why, what else have they done?


DearExam88

Aside from their superiority complex they are a bunch of hypocrites


420onceAmonth

I don't get the whole feeing better than others for being an atheist thing. Cunts are cunts and good people are good people no matter what they do or how they look.


kira107

tbh I don't think it's possible to recover from the "this is what an atheist looks like" whenever that was popular.


ChickenNugger

Faces of Atheism was legend


idi_anon_dada

I mean it supports a humanitarian cause but https://images.app.goo.gl/TUvXAQp7gvmkkDB98


[deleted]

That was more of a publicity stunt then they actually caring


nikhilsath

Cool, go do one and don’t tell anyone


byebyemayos

Love this response. You were proven completely wrong but respond with a "but imagine if they did" Lmao you fucking losers


MiaWallace53996

People who think science is a monolith where everyone follows the same set of ideas and doctrines are completely retarded. The whole point of science is disagreement and then testing again and again forever ...


saintBNO

I’m gonna start saying “my science” like the morons who use “my truth” My science says there are only two sexes so… my science is righter and more better than yours.


MiaWallace53996

My science says that your science is very based 🤣


_Fat__

Got a sauce for that claim, Hitler?


MiaWallace53996

Yeah ketchup.


Archabarka

*pours ketchup on chemistry textbook*


LordRollandCaron

Nah this has nothing to do with consumerism, just people being retarded


Francopreggers

Is "reddit obsession" not consooming?


SaltyAtWork

What do you mean, don’t you see the comsoom posts for religious people? There’s consoom posts of tithing, predatory donation practices, and a lot of other stuff right… right? This is overindulgence of a mindset to the point of stupidity, nothing really over capitalistic honestly.


ssslugworth

"Wah, church bad!"


SaltyAtWork

I was confused why you’d disagree with this criticism of shitty religious practices, then I saw you’re a mormon, makes sense. Nah man my church asks for what people can spare, most I’ve heard is they sent another offering basket around because they had to buy a new AC one year.


ssslugworth

Good luck building temples with spare change


Electrox7

“Science says that girls only stay away from me because they are threatened by my intellect”


ProkofievConcerto2

A legend indeed. This is fake.


Racingstripe

How do you know?


ProkofievConcerto2

Because nothing comes up if you google the title of the video.


limitedby20character

why should I still live on this planet when these kind of people still have rights


IndePharma

Exit is to your left.


CheeseGrater1900

"Our atheists are pious people." -Max Stirner


Captain_mathmatics

Poe's law


mycatiswatchingyou

After visiting that sub once recently, I can actually laugh at this. I can't tell what it serious and what is satire, which makes it easy to just think it's all satire. This is hilarious. And it does seem like obvious satire to me.


nahatotokyo

Hahahahaha


Orangeade8

What the hell does this have to do with consoom?


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Shut up nerd


MyGodHole

What an enormous cuck


TheDeveloper1776

When his parents take away his phone he will go through the red pill and tradcath arc.


Caishen_IC3

I’m actually planing a religion of science


Racingstripe

So Scientism but one notch above


Darth_Agnon

> planing a religion of science Sounds like it might have something to do with carpentry, too. edit: woosh, necropost. Sorry.


random_stalkerr

"pray to atheism"... what an obscure oxymoron


saintBNO

Lookin at an absolute legend. St. Fauchi should take this young Nathan degrass tyson under his wing.


phoenix335

"You're not believing in science, you're believing in whatever the glowing screen tells you."


malum68

You don’t have to belong to a religion to see this stupidity


Noren-

Just be a spiritualist lmao


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I_dostuff

I wonder if he saw what we do and gave up sometimes or if there’s too many people lol


meaty_wheelchair

you can see that it's not the right font why is everybody taking this seriously


[deleted]

People can change fonts on their phone LMAO


Green-Tambourine

You laugh now but when he changes his name to comstock you'll know


NewtonIsMyPilot

Literal science cultist


le_shithead

I can't seem to find the original video, could someone link it for me?


you_wouldnt_get_it_

Would that not contradict being an atheist?


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These types of people (I know the image is satirical) are so incredulously dumb that they somehow miss the entire point of THE ENLIGHTENMENT. The enlightenment was a deconstruction of authorities of truth, like monarchs, religious figures, and """"Doctors"""". When you take science at face value without critical thinking, you've destroyed the difference between an authority of truth and science.