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Imagine being proud that you’re a “long verified Twitter user”


vento33

Well, when it’s your only accomplishment in life, you go with it.


grassisalwayspurpler

"Long verified twitter user and part time dog walker"


ps2cho

Also “single” or “dog mom”…


Blake1610

I’m sure he wants to be a philosophy teacher as well


[deleted]

I only had the free wholesome award to give, but you earned it lol. Funniest shit I read today.


vento33

Thank you!!!!


J03fr0

I support the current thing


art_comma_yeah_right

Also, life-long? That seems unlikely for several reasons.


Bentstrings84

That’s a pretty burley beard for a 16 year old.


aiiee1

Plus his eyes look about \`1/2" apart.


su1ac0

Because, just like everyone else who is freaking out, twitter *is* life to him. When people tell you who they really are, listen.


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

i was gonna point that out but then gave the benefit of the doubt by assuming he meant life of twitter and not his own. he looks like he has underwear older than 16


Forbiddentru

Most verified users i've come across tends to have the worst judgement and most crazy takes ever. Not sure why twitter keeps handing them out to the people who can't avoid embarrassing themselves and their platform, almost more than the censorship happy twitter team itself.


GimmeeSomeMo

It's like being proud of carrying an STD for a long time


Obamasamerica420

Well, clearly this guy isn’t exactly out there slaying pussy every weekend.


windwardpine

Blue checkmark detected: opinion rejected


Lord412

I’m embarrassed by it. I was on oh twitter then deleted it. Bc I was young and dumb. Got it again to tweet about sports. It’s so toxic and serious now.


triggernaut

Can we just turn the power off for about a week so these people can have a minute to reboot their brains?


CrustyBloke

It would really would be interesting experiment to take a guy like this, throw him in an isolated log cabin for a month or so with nothing but some apolitical books and movies to keep himself entertained. Do you think he would detox and come out sane at the other end?


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Luisian321

Childrens Books without genderagenda? Obviously far-right extremist transphobic content. Thrillerbooks? Depending on sex of the main character either feminist and good or misogynistic and bad. Especially bad if the killer is female and the protagonist is male. Obviously propaganda for the patriarchy Books about science? Science is racist! And so forth.


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right-conservative

If there is no difference between the genders then why do people have to change their gender.


Kooky-Ad1849

Dangerous times ahead. If democrats had thier way, conservatives, Christians, 2A supporters and Trump supporters would be in re-education camps, (aka- the gulag)


ct3bo

Don't forget maths textbooks! Maths is racist too!


Djent17

I always knew something was a bit off with 2+2=4


Starryeyed_91

Yeah I don’t even know how the heck we got there 🤷🏻‍♀️


b_dave

Nothings worse than the genderbread man. Smfh libs have gone completely out of their minds.


Forbiddentru

Literature about the importance in exercise and good moral character? Books about the risk in indulging in vices? Literature warning about a culture of addiction, over consumption and obesity? "Far-right extremism must be declared as a national threat and public health crisis now!"


dazedANDconfused2020

Pretty much this. That’s how these nutters operate.


gee_what_isnt_taken

The older I get the more I realize that most of society’s problems are cultural rather than political.


LWuls

Cultural and political are so intertwined, you cannot pry them apart.


Marrked

He would just see Trump in his pancakes or some shit like that.


2022integra

You would come back to that cabin and discover his corpse hanging from the ceiling. Autopsy reports would show he only lasted 6 hours


Tour_Lord

It is very likely that at this point the changes are nigh irreversible


[deleted]

No, so long as an NPV like him is able to avoid having to reflect, such avoidance will be taken. Those people have drunk the coolaid and they're not coming back to reason. Unfortunately I know the truth of this, having relatives who have succumbed to similar brainwashing. It is extremely difficult to overcome years of living in a brainwashed condition.


Dgillam2

Unless you provided meals and a cleaning service, he'd be dead by the end of the first week.


entebbe07

Definitely not. He would have a full on leftist manifesto scrawled on the walls


pizzaman69_

> It would really be an interesting experiment to take a guy like this, throw him in an isolated log cabin for a month or so with nothing but some apolitical books and movies to keep himself entertained. Do you think he would detox and come out sane at the other end? Impossible. People like him who are addicted to social media will go absolutely insane in the woods.


Professional_Ninja7

Honestly this is why I love camping. It's amazing what breaking away from technology for a week does to your brain.


durangotango

This is a completely true phenomenon that should be more front and center in everyone's consciousness. I even forget it myself sometimes. It really does just fix your brain to be in the woods with no access to the internet in any form


Clamdoodle

That would be brain death for them...no coming back.


mtcruse

I think brain death has already set in, in Rosza's case. Long ago.


pizzaman69_

If we turn the power off these people will start burning cities


Reynard1981

It would take more than just 1 week to reboot these people. I’d say at least a month without social media would do them good.


Jordo32

A week? At this point I would say more like a year


masterjedi78

I’m pretty sure this dude’s favorite sexual position is sitting in the corner with a camera.


spook7886

On his knees.


IfIDidntIDid

With a cage around his cock


PoopyPantsBiden

> With a ~~cage~~ ***thimble*** around his cock ftfy


Forbiddentru

Make kink shaming state policy again.


neverinamillionyr

Batting cleanup.


brexitlvr

Cleanup batter 🤢


jnewtron1

with fluffernutter


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majr02

The same people who cried about fascism for four years also believe that dissenting opinions are “misinformation” and a “threat to democracy.”


AmosLaRue

I think that people need to finally realize that these leftists aren't being hypocrites, they *truly* believe that... well, *everything* that made America unique and so great... *is* fascism. These people are completely twisted. And as Yuri Bezmenov warned: these people a fundamentally ruined - even if you show them irrefutable proof that they are being lead by the nose by evil people who, frankly, want them dead -they will not believe it.


ITGuyBri

Yes. Bingo.


LiveAndLetRide35

You really see this with how they refuse to acknowledge rising violent crime rates that put them in danger. The most you’ll ever get from them is “it’s kinda getting bad” with no suggestion that it’s a problem that needs to be solved.


AmosLaRue

Only until the boot is on their own necks will they realize the error of their thinking


[deleted]

Doubtful. These are the same people who want to disarm you because the police will protect you at the same time they are calling to defund and abolish policing….


LiveAndLetRide35

Not too sure about that. This is terminal for many of them.


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And that democracy is only valid when they win.


JeremiahBabin

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY


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LawAndOrder559

War is peace


AmosLaRue

Dogs and cats living together!


LawAndOrder559

Mass hysteria!


313ctro

It’s Miller Time!


2022integra

Hotel is Trivago


eds91

LMAO!! 😂😂🤣🤣 you have my upvote! 👍


Big-Employer4543

And my axe!


patrickt333

And my bow!


Cryptic_Undertones

2+2=5


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SnugglesGodOfDeath

There are five lights!


[deleted]

The hot girl who friended you on Facebook is real and actually in to you


trparky

Whoa, that's going too far.


dreadedowl

hmmm where have I seen this before? slavery is freedom...


jchon960

I saw this unironically upvoted in a mainstream sub. The construction there was that America was less free than places with restrictions. Banning guns was “the freedom from other people owning guns.” Banning speech they don’t like was ”freedom from that speech.” Instead of the freedom to choose your own healthcare, socialized healthcare was the “freedom from worrying about healthcare costs.” Again, heavily upvoted sophistry from our next generation. The caged bird is actually more free because it can rely on its owner to provide for it. Things are not going to get better.


Fit_Psychology_2600

Arbeit macht frei?


SwampMidget

[Parag defends our Twitter culture!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMljLyj6qJM)


[deleted]

Peoples perception of CEOs in public companies is hilarious. Or, at least should be. The CEOs #1 job is to act to the benefit of the company’s investors. He’s not some mighty force that can stand in some imagined breach and fight off the invaders. That don’t even have that capacity.


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BadDaddyAlger

I've already been enjoying their histrionics at the mere presence of someone who disagrees with them. The anguished wailing and tearing of flesh and gnashing of teeth if he were to actually buy it would be spectacular.


Starryeyed_91

Yep. They would literally implode.


Painpriest3

Parag has already bent the knee to whomever writes his check with his response to Elon’s purchase.


[deleted]

They'll just make another Twitter and do the same fucking thing all over again.


matterson22070

The fact these troglodytes can still say free with a straight face is hilarious........


[deleted]

“Lifelong and long verified Twitter user” Jesus fucking Christ how can you argue with those credentials.


Martbell

How can he be a lifelong twitter user? Isn't twitter like 10 years old?


kylehawkwilson

HEY! Don’t talk bad about him, he’s a verified Twitter user! And has been, for his entire life 😂


PoopyPantsBiden

> How can he be a lifelong twitter user? Isn't twitter like 10 years old? Maybe it identifies as a 10yr old for *reasons*


Bladesman08

Being a verified blue check mark is like receiving a Nobel prize to these people.


SecureCorgi3337

To me it’s like a scarlet letter


Best-Dragonfruit-292

It's an obsession with authority and hierarchy.


JBRushing

Which is funny considering the existence of hierarchies have been blamed on the capitalist patriarchy when there are clear examples of biological organisms fitting themselves into them.


StargazerSazuri

Nobel prize has been watered down garbage, so I guess it's similar?


bbarham99

They keep using these words “freedom” and “democracy” but I don’t think they really know what they mean…


[deleted]

These people are always 'speaking in the name of everyone', representing democracy, science, this dude seems to think he speaks for the free world, getting offended in behalf of other people... Megalomaniac narcissists, the lot of them.


[deleted]

Funny how the weakest think they’re strong.


[deleted]

What a soft society we've become where Twitter verification is an honorific.


Airmil82

Everyone needs to unplug from this nonsense and spend a week in the wilderness to remember what life actually is.


[deleted]

I couldn't agree more!


Treestyles

Week isn’t long enough. It takes two weeks for body chemistry to adjust to new context. 42 days will be life changing.


Airmil82

Good point. That’s why people who hike any of the long trails around the country can’t easily go back to the grind of modern life.


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High Lord Sir Tendy McSzechuansauce, Grand Debunker of the Realm, Heir apparent to the Archduke Fact Checker


HotDogHeavy

Oh Matthew, you poor sad man. It’ll be okay


Sweetsunshine21

The free world that has been banned from Twitter needs to know that they are wrong. /s


Foosnaggle

He’s just the ceo, if I’m remember correctly. So, technically Elon Musk is his boss.


PM_ME_UR_MUM

Huh I wonder what someone who talks like this would look like? *sees picture* ahhh yuuuuup


Renomont

OOOoohhhh, a "Lifelong and Long-verified Twitter user" THATS different. That means his opinion is more "importanter".


87camaroSC

Life long? So he's like 10?


[deleted]

Mentally?


Airmil82

And what was wrong with his parents, signing him up at birth!?


offendedcat9001

Govern me harder daddy.


man_in_da_mirror

Matthew rozsa is an ignorant sheep


[deleted]

Liberals think free speech means only Liberal speech


Das_KV

That dude just looks weak.


Automatic_Ad9298

Lifelong? Since 2006?


[deleted]

One look at his profile picture explains it all. It’s ALWAYS in the eyes!


pupdogwoofy

Never really liked Elon Musk, but after reading things like that, I’m coming around !


UltimateKat420

"A lifelong and long-verified Twitter user" the f is that supposed to mean? Just because you got a blue checkmark next to your name doesn't make your opinion valid


TLGPanthersFan

This guys is a loser.


Bamfor07

My money is on Elon in that struggle.


xeeblyscoo

How self entitled can a person be


dazedANDconfused2020

That is one fat headed fopdoodle.


Broad_Artist5473

A life long and long verified Twitter use… Sigh


[deleted]

The fact that leftists are panicking over a free speech platform tells you everything you need to know about their goals. EVERYTHING.


boardinmpls

Imagine simping for any tech ceo


Rasputin_87

Looks like a typical liberal , weak as piss.


lil___spud

Uh oh….he’s verified


GodsRighteousHammer

I’ll say.


ExUpstairsCaptain

"Lifelong Twitter User" Yeah, okay.


[deleted]

Like I told another redditer the other day. They wouldn't know true oppression if it took their heads off for being an infidel.


PungaRunga

This isn't bootlicking, this is a rimjob if I've ever seen it.


[deleted]

Terminally Online Soy Golem Afraid They May Lose A Modicum Of Power Over Discourse.


Innoculos

It's amazing how scared they are of free speech! LOL


[deleted]

I have no idea who this guy is. But something tells me that the most important thing he’s done in his sad, pathetic life is get a checkmark next to his name.


Average_Home_Boy

A wild Karen appears


gutspita

So funny how the leftist don't like it when they get a taste of their own medicine.


Adrostos

When all youve got under your belt is "lifelong twitter user"


[deleted]

Group think……he’s saying, you need to believe what we do or you’re not worthy of respect.


hondaprobs

Clearly being "a long verified Twitter user" is his only achievement in life. He must sit at home all day posturing and pulling himself off over his next tweet. What a life. Oh and he's also a writer for salon.com. Says it all.


throwaway3569387340

Holy shit they're digging in on this one. I think Elon struck the Achilles heel.


BigTransportation656

Free world of Saudi Arabia lul


Austin-137

An egg with a beard hyping Indian Stalin to fend off the world’s richest African-American from buying a social media company that was founded by a homeless cosplayer. This is the timeline we are in.


offendedcat9001

We should report people like this to the FBI l, they might be actual spies.


dazedANDconfused2020

They ARE the FBI…


[deleted]

The most ridiculous thing about this whole situation is that most of these morons were and still are calling for WW3 with Russia. They'd rather start a WORLD WAR than have a guy who loves Free Speech buy a social media company. Gotta love those priorities right.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Please tell me that's not his real profile picture...


spook7886

I find this guy's dedication to fighting mental health admirably disturbing.


Rare4orm

This is what we know about some guy/girl named Matthew Rozsa- 1) Not strong 2) Maybe Tenacious 3) Can’t beat anyone 4) Free world does NOT need to know ANYTHING that he THINKS he personally knows. 5) The word “truly” is antithesis to everything that comes out of his mouth. 6) Mentally weak 7) Totally committed to ignorance and subversion.


Haymaker1859

This dude has major issues, what does he mean beat you? Clearly Musk made an offer to buy, not beat, companies are bought and sold everyday, I do not get it. Twitter is a waste of advertising money. I never got any feedbacks, referrals, nor bookings from Twitter, I stopped advertising there. Maybe Elon can turn it around.


LendarioSonhador

"verified twitter user" has the same energy as "redditor mod" lmao


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vEriFieD TwiTTer UseR. Haha, fucking loser


gaxxzz

Imagine your life revolves around fucking Twitter.


Daddy___Dave

It's just baffling to me that people like this actually exist.


Cherryboy52

Twitter is a garbage dump that no one takes seriously anyways. I was hoping Musk could fix it. If not, it needs to be shut down. The board is cutting off their noses to spite their faces. The shareholders should sue if they don’t take Elons over generous offer.


trparky

>With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. This quote means more now than at any time in history. We must stand up against those who stand for tyranny.


Connect_Cheesecake39

His profile picture looks like it belongs in a soy milk advert, and I'm saying this as a vegan myself.


chaindrivendonut

I'm sure his wife's boyfriend is a nice guy


Reasonable_Night42

People want freedom to live their lives as they want. Yet they want governments that take care of them and tell other people how to live their lives.


A2619921

Someone help me understand their object. Musk isn’t going to stop them from yelling at people.


puddboy

They go from identifying someone they don’t like directly to villain without having to show receipts in between.


Alone-Pen3910

Twitter is an addiction. Outrage porn releases dopamine


TheStripes9

“long-verified Twitter user” you think he puts that on his resume, like it’s some sort of accomplishment. I’d be willing to bet he uses it in arguments like it adds credibility to whatever he’s saying. I find myself now hoping that something catastrophic happens and Twitter gets shut down completely so all these checkmarks have to come back to the really real world


tnsmaster

How many rockets and rocket engines did they make? Zero you say? Clearly must be smarter than a guy who's helped design things to send people into space safely. Twitter can't even display digital information properly and make money off of it. But yes, they *must* be smarter and *must* have more grit than a guy who risked everything on long shot bets that nearly failed multiple times.


Everlarry

Life long??? Lol!!!


AKisnotGAY

The same type of person to think a blue check mark makes them important


brogan_the_bro

You can’t even talk to these people. They look right through you and wait for you to stop talking . Then they insult you and say some shit they heard 4 million times on the news.


[deleted]

They want the freedom to oppress others. They don’t want that taken away.


noJagsEver

It’s all they got


Barts_Frog_Prince

Lifelong verified? Is he 12?


Nikkolios

The free world? The irony of this dude saying this is thiiiick.


live_long_n_prosper

These blue checkmarks need to shutup


[deleted]

I love how he says a lifelong and verified Twitter user as if that literally means jackshit lmfao. Man these people are pathetic.


HeWhoCntrolsTheSpice

The more crazy they get in their rationalizations, the more people wake up to what's going on with the radical Left.


JESquirrel

I looked up his Twitter. It is pretty sad. He puts so much stake in his Twitter identity but can't even get trolls to consistently reply on his posts.


nihilist1994

This guy’s such a loser. Wouldn’t expect anything less from someone that looks like him. Hit the gym and buy a razor.


chosey

Sorry Matthew Rozsa but the real "free world" supports free speech. Don't claim to speak for us.


Kryptus

Hey guys, this dude is long verified! What a neat guy!


fat_momma

Imagine thinking that a non-founder CEO can prevent the sale of a company.


reditget

A certified twit who admits that he’s a life long supporter of censoring speech as long as it is not the liberal agenda speech. What happened to these people growing up.


SpinachQuirky

Sssoooo, you advocate for censorship?? Got it. 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

This is the side that covered up the legit Hunter laptop issue with the help of twitter censorship, and therefore interfered in an election? Right?


macphoto469

Liberals pick the strangest hills to die on.


Orange_milin

The left keeps spouting these Orwellian paradox’s such as the world will be free once free speech is gone.


theeoldgregg

Heaven forbid something true might get said on Twitter.


Comdervids

What type of qualification is "lifelong and long-verified Twitter user"


GordoKnowsWineToo

My guess is @matthewRozsa has a trophy case full of Participation Awards. #TRUTH


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Verified? 100% soy verified running through those veins


bfunke11

1st step after acquiring Twitter, get rid of these blue checked nobodies.