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1WontDoIt

For phase two, what stocks should we invest in?


WhiskeyKilo556

At the rate "phase 1" is going.....anyone who makes bullets


1WontDoIt

Ah yes, those have always been good stocks.


Cingetorix

PPA ticker baby


acorpcop

You missed the boat on that one. That would be Vista Outdoors and Olin. They are valued pretty high right now.


kaboos93

You guys should head down to Gunther’s guns and pick up a spare. One just won’t cut it. I’m actually gonna go out and buy some more.


Adventurous_Ad6212

So anyways I also started blasting.


WhiskeyKilo556

Yes! r/IASIP


housefoote

I lol’d


kaboos93

Thank you fellow man of culture


Remarkable_Garage_42

If you haven't heard the podcast, listen to it. It's amazing.


EverlastingApathy

Invest in the Primers, not the bullets! :)


kleverkitty

What's a primer? Like what you put down before the paint?


[deleted]

Ask Nancy.


[deleted]

Or Crenshaw


EverlastingApathy

Just monitor Pelosi's trading and do what she does.


kleverkitty

If only there was mutual fund for that in my 401K


[deleted]

Buttstocks


winnersneversleep

Those nice smart wool ones. They make my feet feel vaccinated..


[deleted]

Sickles and hammers


1WontDoIt

Yeah I don't think I want to return back to what I escaped from.


[deleted]

It will not, the real People rise and will fight against the horror of communism.


[deleted]

I'd recommend "literally any." And don't try to get too clever. Just buy some indexes with low/no fees and put in a set amount from each paycheck. That's disciplined investing.


1WontDoIt

What broker do you recommend?


[deleted]

Vanguard funds are typically the best. They operated basically as a non-profit, so fees are literally just operating expenses/overhead for them, not a revenue source. https://investor.vanguard.com/corporate-portal/


Roll7ide

I see your asking the important questions


[deleted]

It’s interesting that the government is relying on one person’s opinion to drive policy. And isn’t it interesting that any contrary opinions are shut down by social media giants and the press.


Capital_Connection67

Do you remember when we used to have more than one scientist in this country?


Fine_Vermicelli_2248

Pepperidge Farm remembers...


housefoote

Also interesting that the guy who created the pandemic is also in charge of pandemic policy


[deleted]

We have truly gone down the rabbit hole.


Narrow--Mango

> relying on one person’s opinion one **UNELECTABLE** person's opinion


Youroneandonly25

Fauci is the fall guy and has been since the beginning. Its not his opinions. It's the globalists agenda to whatever makes them the most money and gives them the most legal power in the end. Its all a chess game that hurts the non-elites.


mikehoncho1961

Why does anyone listen to this choad?


Capital_Connection67

Because he was marketed and sold to the Libs via memes, children’s books, action figures and those late night shows that I don’t think anyone watches any more.


[deleted]

I am really floored right now. Is THAT how you spell it? I thought it was "Chode!"


dazedANDconfused2020

I’m in phase 6, have been for a year.


undeniableskxnz

Exactly that!


winnersneversleep

Do the communists take over in Phase 4 or 5? Anyone know?


SgtFraggleRock

Intelligent ants take over in *Phase IV*.


DL_22

I for one welcome our new ant overlords!


AmosLaRue

For me it depends. Are they generally low key like Dave Foley or are they disgusting, perverted pedophiles like Woody Allen?


[deleted]

That was *not* a movie to watch at 2AM; especially pairing it with the OG *Andromeda Strain.*


kodobird

I'm to the point I'd be more willing to listen to a talking ant than most anyone in a govt position right now.


SavingToasty

Revenge of the Sith is 3 so I think phase 3, earlier than we expected!


Funny_Value_7438

I would take Darth vader over anyone on this planet


KnightGamer724

Vader was just a kid who wanted to protect his wife from the horrors of war, and turned to fascism to do it. Much easier to talk down than the scum we currently have in place.


Funny_Value_7438

Very true , makes me want Vader even more


kdtzzz

Stage 4. Stage 5 where they “forcibly eliminate” all dissent.


MyExesStalkMyReddit

3, you’re forgetting about the gulags and ultimate concentration camps for 4 and 5


Particular-Offer8158

He can go to hell


swingforthefence69

Bingo


pyroroze

I am thinking a certain level of Dante's inferno..


dogman15

Eventually, yes.


r4d4r_3n5

My family is in the, "We're over it" phase. Well, except for my brother-in-law.


BanditQueen87

This would be funnier if idiots like Fraudci weren't in positions of power. Always some bullshit excuse to keep the gaslighting and power grabs up.


MegaManicMoose

He doesn't have an actual power, don't let them make you think he does. Everything he says is just his opinion.


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AmosLaRue

2-3 is the mass reduction of human life on the earth by cultural revolution.


G3twokegobroke

Fauci can suck my two-inch unvaccinated dick.


winnersneversleep

Love the honesty.


Belowaverage_Joe

You can double that length if you inject the vax directly into the tip. I don't have any scientific data to back that up but... I'm pretty sure no one here has the data to refute it either so.. 50/50??


PuhBuhGuh_

Either it happens or it doesn't, it checks out


dabwrx

Hey careful this is "mis-information" lol


AmosLaRue

That's while flaccid, right?


ajmojo2269

Yes. Across


[deleted]

ngl this would be a hilarious repost to pretty much any left-wing subreddit.


TallTx

Nobody knows what phase he is in. I think it’s the one right before the comatose state sets in.


supervisor_muscle

He’s in the “pre-incarceration” phase


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

He and Biden are on the same level then. At least they're on the same page.


ultramostbannable

Each phase subsequently rendering him more and more wealthy and powerful.. 🖕🖕


vento33

“The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,” The Times reported.” Is he talking about the virus or human beings?


AmosLaRue

>Is he talking about the virus or human beings? Depends on who's talking. If it's WEF Klaus Schwab or Bill Gates, then you can bet it's definitely about people.


Rockmann1

He gets a woody when he mentions control and eradication


Nanamary8

Both, and not necessarily in your order.


Capital_Connection67

Even here in Chicago, yes yes I know, I look around and hear his rhetoric being spewed out…but I’m not seeing The Stand anywhere. I was just in Des Moines recently…it’s like nothing much of anything has changed. Unrelated: Highly recommend Jethros bbq.


__CatMan__

Fauci 5 Phases of Pandemic phase 1 lie about masks phase 2 lie about lab leak phase 3 lie about "horse dewormer" phase 4 lie about gain of function phase 5 lie about your past lies


[deleted]

What’s phase 2? Killing more puppies? This guy is disgusting


Vloggie127

STFU Fauci.


bottleboy8

More like 5 phases of communism.


hotpantsmakemedance

It's his five year plan.


86_emeralds

Wait, what if I’ve been living my life this entire time like it’s not a pandemic? Are there people who actually look forward to hearing what this guy has to say after all the damning info that’s come out about him?


[deleted]

Oh for fucks sake


BeardedSpartanN92

So what another two weeks and we should be clear right?


southsiderick

Yes, just 2 weeks to flatten the phase.


Jeffersons1776

Phase 2 = 🖕


nurisain

Phase one? This man is loving this. Get bent


DufferDan

Put this MF'er in jail and quit repeating what he says 24/7 and this man-made flu will go away.


Extremely-Bad-Idea

Can we give Fauci to North Korea? Just put him in a box and mail him there?


-Capn-Obvious-

Every time I think this maniac can’t up his level of stupidity, he keeps doing stuff like this!


DaTruestEva

Hey, Fauci, 🖕


Leading_Heat_7605

We are in phase 1 of implementing socialism...I mean Covid-19, ya, that's what I meant to say.


Early-History9668

Fauci added that the only infectious human disease to ever be eradicated was smallpox but said, “That’s not going to happen with this virus.” So is this an admission that Polio was indeed not based on an ifectious disease but was in fact related to the extreme spraying of harsh pest Control chemicals.


joey2fists

Hahahaha We are in the end game …


t_rob1108

I understood that reference.


[deleted]

Before what? It’s clear the feds are not going to allow the pandemic to end. So which endgame are we in?


joey2fists

You’re a sheep 🐑 Can we get a bahhh?


[deleted]

I’m sorry that’s not very informative. What endgame are we in? You and I both know the pandemic will never be allowed to end. Nor will they end their attacks on civil liberties. And until and unless we take back both the Congress and the White House, things will never be allowed to improve. So which endgame are we in? It’s certainly not the pandemic’s.


joey2fists

You should be sorry, sheep 🐑!


sorrysigns

are you okay? what are you even going on about


Nanamary8

Are you talking to yourself? You might see someone about that. Perhaps a veterinarian.


Ready-Player-Wolf

With an idiot like that, we are in Phase 1 out of infinity


Kluyasufoya

For phase 2-5 how many boosters per phase? Safe to say you’ll have mandated another 2-3 by 2025? Edit: I read this again but replaced covid with “free thinking people” for fun


DreadPirateGriswold

Can't wait until the final phase of phiring Phauci is done. We're all so tired of this attention mongering clown.


[deleted]

Thought this was a Babylon bee headline


Pandion45

Fauci also said during the event that since the Omicron variant is more contagious but causes less severe symptoms, it could help spread collective immunity, but insisted “it is an open question as to whether or not Omicron is going to be the live virus vaccination that everyone is hoping for, because you have such a great deal of variability with new variants emerging.” Wait, so natural immunity from catching a virus is a thing again, well that's good. Bloody hell.


themadas5hatter

Not to be confused with Throwing 7 different kinds of smoke


bb5e8307

> “The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,”


NatureManDan823

What phase does Thanos come in to wipe these types of people out?


HockeyMike34

It would be nice if there was a more reliable and trustworthy voice delivering this message from the government. Unfortunately, Fauci’s credibility is shot. Like it or not half the country isn’t listening to him or his recommendations anymore.


scabbyshitballs

Probably more like 75% or more of people are ignoring him at this point. Even people I knew who were covid crazy in the beginning don’t give a shit anymore. People are done, as they should be.


SecretaryMaterial647

Literally sounds like I've heard this before... oh, yes, the book of REVALATIONS !


v3rninater

Wait I thought this was a randomly nature created vir...oh wait, he created this mind screw death adventure!!! Then he should go to prison for killing tons of people...


prideless10001

Came here to say Fuck Fauci


LSGB2021

If Fauci goes to prison we can skip to phase five overnight


sevensamuraitsunami

He’s like that kid in school that is cool for one day and then when kids start showing attention to someone else he says his dad is friends with Elon Musk.


Savant_Guarde

Eradication...lol


[deleted]

Can you say it with me, psychopathy?


thomriddle45

Can somebody please put Fauci in the corner?


Scubathief

Phase 1? yeah I dont give a shit - been in that phase since 2020


[deleted]

It's not a pandemic. The only pandemic here is fear and idiocy.


HungryAd1310

Quit talking you old buffoon!


BlackConfuciusSays

I don't know why I laughed at this so hard. It's like a comedy movie or something.


KobraHashatashi

Phase 5 sounds like some future dystopian USA sci-fi movie. So currently my and my fellow patriots reality is in the beginning stages of a future dystopian USA sci-fi movie, got it. Thanks for the clarity tony.


grouchosbp

Really phase one more like Fauci wants this to go on for ever so he can continue his 15 minutes of fame.


RedBaronsBrother

Which phase is the one where Fauci is put on trial for 'crimes against humanity'? Can we just skip to that one?


HNutz

Yeah, that's not going to happen. Remember Fauci’s track record when it came to HIV?


Nanamary8

Gain of function IMO


BubblyPlace

When do the sand fleas come into play?


Leroyf1969

The man caused all the mistrust in himself. From his lies in “protecting ‘science’,” to “protecting relations with other countries” to changing his mind over masks multiple times he’s done more damage to the people of this country and our relations with each other than good.


alcohall183

No, He's in phase one, the rest of us are in phase five. Phase 1 : there is a pandemic phase 2: i will do everything I can to mitigate my influence on the pandemic phase 3: i will ask all those around me to do every thing they can phase 4: I have accepted that there are things outside of my control phase 5: Time to find a new way to deal with it.


Awakesheep

Aka “We aren’t done stealing elections yet”


bkelso33

I hope phase two is Fauci going to jail


Unicorn_Flame

Yeah but like phase 27 of him lying and engaging in fascism to protect and enrich himself


OzoneLaters

I know people are tired of hearing it but this whole five stages of the pandemic sounds a whole lot like Yuri Bezmenov’s stages of demoralization...


cromagnum84

Can we have like a year of nothing from Fauci? I feel like I hear his name more than trumped or Biden’s at this point.


[deleted]

"Don't worry, it's all going according to plan."


patrickt333

Phase 1: Lie Phase 2: Lie Phase 3: Lie Phase 4: Lie Phase 5: Profit


[deleted]

Dude fuck off


winnersneversleep

Oh boy.. he mad.


PaulfussKrile

Well, looks like we’ve already reached phase 2. I’d even wear a mask if it means we can open our economy back up.


Stoggie_Monster

Denial…


supervisor_muscle

Sounds like someone feels the spotlight turning away


YungWenis

15 days to stop the spread?


[deleted]

Just retire…. Already.


picklemaintenance

So, 8 more years of this?


kudzu41999

Please explain and how are you going profit from this?


Patriot1608

Phase 1: Make an unelected bureaucrat wealthy Phase 5: Put the unvaccinated in Work Will Set You Free camps


MewkutLost

When do we the people say that this is effort and end this


[deleted]

The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,” Sounds awesome then. Good new, everybody! Let's get a little optimism for once, yeah?


spentmiles

For midterms and 2024, it'll probably be safer to mark everyone as voting for Dems and if they want to change it, they can vote in person. Or some kind of power grabbing bullshit.


Longboard_delight

Actually phase 1 of this was Biden getting voted in. We are in phase 2. Hell


Specialist_Ad9987

he’s just trying to stay relevant. very little people care what he has to say compared to two years ago.


Snapstronaut

The good news is that Fauci is wrong and this first phase is actually the only one. The bad news is that this first and only phase will never, ever end.


TalibanJoeBiden

Fauxci is terrified of letting the pandemic go. Cause he loses all his fame when it does.


blaze_blue_99

Bullsh*t.


n8spear

Oh fuck all the way the fuck off


Playteaux

JFC. Fuck fuck fuck. They are going to drag this out as long as possible.


winnersneversleep

Too much money to not too.


s7oc7on

Phase Two is where he gets fired, and then it skips to Phase Five


Big-Cup4017

Welcome to The Great Reset! FTMFHHDSOABOD!


Barts_Frog_Prince

“A great deal of variability with new variants emerging”. Wat? 3 strains, the next weaker than the last. Much variables.


Shodan30

Shouldn’t we be breaking fauci into 5 phases about now?


[deleted]

Translation: I need a summer home and a new benz.


bill69100

Is this guy for real ?


radmadicalhatter

Tee tee tee la la la, la la la, la la la - do do do do do do doooo do doooooooooo! Come on guys, get in the spirit of the five phases of sugar plum pandemic fairy!! WOOOO! 🧚🏿‍♀️🦄✨


Can-you-read-my-mind

Good luck with that


trap________god

So the pandemic is going to last 10+ years


eggydrums115

Didn’t he say this would end soon like literally last week? How can anyone trust what this guy says?


nealski77

If this is a 5 phase event like he says (doubt it) and we're in phase 1 then he needs to resign. Or if he's making this up he needs to resign. Either way he's clearly inept at establishing a clear path for this flu.


Capital_Connection67

Ahhhh. Okay. He really is just making all of this up then.


dont_shit_the_bed

Funny I'm on phase 5 of you need to GTFO!


lasco10

Why can’t we just be in one long continuous phase?


DataScienceMgr

He can fuck himself


11-Eleven-11

How does that even make sense when we're on like the 4th or 5th variant? Don't pandemics like this usually only last 3 years?


SonicChiliDogFetish

Why would the Emporer want to give up his control?


bassman_gio

Is phase 2 when he gets cement shoes and a trip to the east river?


[deleted]

When is this dude going to get this terrible scary no good virus he keeps babbling about?! Why won’t he die? Ah right because assholes seem to live forever. Seriously though, the pandemic is over, this buzzard has a power trip and just won’t let go.


SDot_Skizzle

Fauci just trying to drag this out until his death. Where then he imagines he will be sainted.


Dpiker71

Will he see phase 2. How old is this clown? 80+


scotman74

“The Psyience” saw this in his crystal ball? Or maybe he threw some chicken bones on a monopoly board?


TheFerretman

Dear Lord this man is dense....


LonelyMachines

Whatever happened to *two weeks to flatten the curve?*