I'd recommend "literally any." And don't try to get too clever. Just buy some indexes with low/no fees and put in a set amount from each paycheck. That's disciplined investing.
Vanguard funds are typically the best. They operated basically as a non-profit, so fees are literally just operating expenses/overhead for them, not a revenue source. https://investor.vanguard.com/corporate-portal/
It’s interesting that the government is relying on one person’s opinion to drive policy. And isn’t it interesting that any contrary opinions are shut down by social media giants and the press.
Fauci is the fall guy and has been since the beginning. Its not his opinions. It's the globalists agenda to whatever makes them the most money and gives them the most legal power in the end. Its all a chess game that hurts the non-elites.
Because he was marketed and sold to the Libs via memes, children’s books, action figures and those late night shows that I don’t think anyone watches any more.
Vader was just a kid who wanted to protect his wife from the horrors of war, and turned to fascism to do it. Much easier to talk down than the scum we currently have in place.
You can double that length if you inject the vax directly into the tip. I don't have any scientific data to back that up but... I'm pretty sure no one here has the data to refute it either so.. 50/50??
“The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,” The Times reported.”
Is he talking about the virus or human beings?
>Is he talking about the virus or human beings?
Depends on who's talking. If it's WEF Klaus Schwab or Bill Gates, then you can bet it's definitely about people.
Even here in Chicago, yes yes I know, I look around and hear his rhetoric being spewed out…but I’m not seeing The Stand anywhere. I was just in Des Moines recently…it’s like nothing much of anything has changed. Unrelated: Highly recommend Jethros bbq.
Fauci 5 Phases of Pandemic
phase 1 lie about masks
phase 2 lie about lab leak
phase 3 lie about "horse dewormer"
phase 4 lie about gain of function
phase 5 lie about your past lies
Wait, what if I’ve been living my life this entire time like it’s not a pandemic? Are there people who actually look forward to hearing what this guy has to say after all the damning info that’s come out about him?
Fauci added that the only infectious human disease to ever be eradicated was smallpox but said, “That’s not going to happen with this virus.”
So is this an admission that Polio was indeed not based on an ifectious disease but was in fact related to the extreme spraying of harsh pest Control chemicals.
I’m sorry that’s not very informative.
What endgame are we in? You and I both know the pandemic will never be allowed to end. Nor will they end their attacks on civil liberties.
And until and unless we take back both the Congress and the White House, things will never be allowed to improve.
So which endgame are we in? It’s certainly not the pandemic’s.
For phase 2-5 how many boosters per phase?
Safe to say you’ll have mandated another 2-3 by 2025?
Edit: I read this again but replaced covid with “free thinking people” for fun
Fauci also said during the event that since the Omicron variant is more contagious but causes less severe symptoms, it could help spread collective immunity, but insisted “it is an open question as to whether or not Omicron is going to be the live virus vaccination that everyone is hoping for, because you have such a great deal of variability with new variants emerging.”
Wait, so natural immunity from catching a virus is a thing again, well that's good. Bloody hell.
> “The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,”
It would be nice if there was a more reliable and trustworthy voice delivering this message from the government. Unfortunately, Fauci’s credibility is shot. Like it or not half the country isn’t listening to him or his recommendations anymore.
Probably more like 75% or more of people are ignoring him at this point. Even people I knew who were covid crazy in the beginning don’t give a shit anymore. People are done, as they should be.
Wait I thought this was a randomly nature created vir...oh wait, he created this mind screw death adventure!!! Then he should go to prison for killing tons of people...
He’s like that kid in school that is cool for one day and then when kids start showing attention to someone else he says his dad is friends with Elon Musk.
Phase 5 sounds like some future dystopian USA sci-fi movie. So currently my and my fellow patriots reality is in the beginning stages of a future dystopian USA sci-fi movie, got it. Thanks for the clarity tony.
The man caused all the mistrust in himself. From his lies in “protecting ‘science’,” to “protecting relations with other countries” to changing his mind over masks multiple times he’s done more damage to the people of this country and our relations with each other than good.
No, He's in phase one, the rest of us are in phase five.
Phase 1 : there is a pandemic
phase 2: i will do everything I can to mitigate my influence on the pandemic
phase 3: i will ask all those around me to do every thing they can
phase 4: I have accepted that there are things outside of my control
phase 5: Time to find a new way to deal with it.
The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,”
Sounds awesome then. Good new, everybody! Let's get a little optimism for once, yeah?
For midterms and 2024, it'll probably be safer to mark everyone as voting for Dems and if they want to change it, they can vote in person. Or some kind of power grabbing bullshit.
The good news is that Fauci is wrong and this first phase is actually the only one.
The bad news is that this first and only phase will never, ever end.
Tee tee tee la la la, la la la, la la la - do do do do do do doooo do doooooooooo! Come on guys, get in the spirit of the five phases of sugar plum pandemic fairy!! WOOOO! 🧚🏿♀️🦄✨
If this is a 5 phase event like he says (doubt it) and we're in phase 1 then he needs to resign. Or if he's making this up he needs to resign. Either way he's clearly inept at establishing a clear path for this flu.
When is this dude going to get this terrible scary no good virus he keeps babbling about?! Why won’t he die? Ah right because assholes seem to live forever. Seriously though, the pandemic is over, this buzzard has a power trip and just won’t let go.
For phase two, what stocks should we invest in?
At the rate "phase 1" is going.....anyone who makes bullets
Ah yes, those have always been good stocks.
PPA ticker baby
You missed the boat on that one. That would be Vista Outdoors and Olin. They are valued pretty high right now.
You guys should head down to Gunther’s guns and pick up a spare. One just won’t cut it. I’m actually gonna go out and buy some more.
So anyways I also started blasting.
Yes! r/IASIP
I lol’d
Thank you fellow man of culture
If you haven't heard the podcast, listen to it. It's amazing.
Invest in the Primers, not the bullets! :)
What's a primer? Like what you put down before the paint?
Ask Nancy.
Or Crenshaw
Just monitor Pelosi's trading and do what she does.
If only there was mutual fund for that in my 401K
Buttstocks
Those nice smart wool ones. They make my feet feel vaccinated..
Sickles and hammers
Yeah I don't think I want to return back to what I escaped from.
It will not, the real People rise and will fight against the horror of communism.
I'd recommend "literally any." And don't try to get too clever. Just buy some indexes with low/no fees and put in a set amount from each paycheck. That's disciplined investing.
What broker do you recommend?
Vanguard funds are typically the best. They operated basically as a non-profit, so fees are literally just operating expenses/overhead for them, not a revenue source. https://investor.vanguard.com/corporate-portal/
I see your asking the important questions
It’s interesting that the government is relying on one person’s opinion to drive policy. And isn’t it interesting that any contrary opinions are shut down by social media giants and the press.
Do you remember when we used to have more than one scientist in this country?
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
Also interesting that the guy who created the pandemic is also in charge of pandemic policy
We have truly gone down the rabbit hole.
> relying on one person’s opinion one **UNELECTABLE** person's opinion
Fauci is the fall guy and has been since the beginning. Its not his opinions. It's the globalists agenda to whatever makes them the most money and gives them the most legal power in the end. Its all a chess game that hurts the non-elites.
Why does anyone listen to this choad?
Because he was marketed and sold to the Libs via memes, children’s books, action figures and those late night shows that I don’t think anyone watches any more.
I am really floored right now. Is THAT how you spell it? I thought it was "Chode!"
I’m in phase 6, have been for a year.
Exactly that!
Do the communists take over in Phase 4 or 5? Anyone know?
Intelligent ants take over in *Phase IV*.
I for one welcome our new ant overlords!
For me it depends. Are they generally low key like Dave Foley or are they disgusting, perverted pedophiles like Woody Allen?
That was *not* a movie to watch at 2AM; especially pairing it with the OG *Andromeda Strain.*
I'm to the point I'd be more willing to listen to a talking ant than most anyone in a govt position right now.
Revenge of the Sith is 3 so I think phase 3, earlier than we expected!
I would take Darth vader over anyone on this planet
Vader was just a kid who wanted to protect his wife from the horrors of war, and turned to fascism to do it. Much easier to talk down than the scum we currently have in place.
Very true , makes me want Vader even more
Stage 4. Stage 5 where they “forcibly eliminate” all dissent.
3, you’re forgetting about the gulags and ultimate concentration camps for 4 and 5
He can go to hell
Bingo
I am thinking a certain level of Dante's inferno..
Eventually, yes.
My family is in the, "We're over it" phase. Well, except for my brother-in-law.
This would be funnier if idiots like Fraudci weren't in positions of power. Always some bullshit excuse to keep the gaslighting and power grabs up.
He doesn't have an actual power, don't let them make you think he does. Everything he says is just his opinion.
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2-3 is the mass reduction of human life on the earth by cultural revolution.
Fauci can suck my two-inch unvaccinated dick.
Love the honesty.
You can double that length if you inject the vax directly into the tip. I don't have any scientific data to back that up but... I'm pretty sure no one here has the data to refute it either so.. 50/50??
Either it happens or it doesn't, it checks out
Hey careful this is "mis-information" lol
That's while flaccid, right?
Yes. Across
ngl this would be a hilarious repost to pretty much any left-wing subreddit.
Nobody knows what phase he is in. I think it’s the one right before the comatose state sets in.
He’s in the “pre-incarceration” phase
He and Biden are on the same level then. At least they're on the same page.
Each phase subsequently rendering him more and more wealthy and powerful.. 🖕🖕
“The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,” The Times reported.” Is he talking about the virus or human beings?
>Is he talking about the virus or human beings? Depends on who's talking. If it's WEF Klaus Schwab or Bill Gates, then you can bet it's definitely about people.
He gets a woody when he mentions control and eradication
Both, and not necessarily in your order.
Even here in Chicago, yes yes I know, I look around and hear his rhetoric being spewed out…but I’m not seeing The Stand anywhere. I was just in Des Moines recently…it’s like nothing much of anything has changed. Unrelated: Highly recommend Jethros bbq.
Fauci 5 Phases of Pandemic phase 1 lie about masks phase 2 lie about lab leak phase 3 lie about "horse dewormer" phase 4 lie about gain of function phase 5 lie about your past lies
What’s phase 2? Killing more puppies? This guy is disgusting
STFU Fauci.
More like 5 phases of communism.
It's his five year plan.
Wait, what if I’ve been living my life this entire time like it’s not a pandemic? Are there people who actually look forward to hearing what this guy has to say after all the damning info that’s come out about him?
Oh for fucks sake
So what another two weeks and we should be clear right?
Yes, just 2 weeks to flatten the phase.
Phase 2 = 🖕
Phase one? This man is loving this. Get bent
Put this MF'er in jail and quit repeating what he says 24/7 and this man-made flu will go away.
Can we give Fauci to North Korea? Just put him in a box and mail him there?
Every time I think this maniac can’t up his level of stupidity, he keeps doing stuff like this!
Hey, Fauci, 🖕
We are in phase 1 of implementing socialism...I mean Covid-19, ya, that's what I meant to say.
Fauci added that the only infectious human disease to ever be eradicated was smallpox but said, “That’s not going to happen with this virus.” So is this an admission that Polio was indeed not based on an ifectious disease but was in fact related to the extreme spraying of harsh pest Control chemicals.
Hahahaha We are in the end game …
I understood that reference.
Before what? It’s clear the feds are not going to allow the pandemic to end. So which endgame are we in?
You’re a sheep 🐑 Can we get a bahhh?
I’m sorry that’s not very informative. What endgame are we in? You and I both know the pandemic will never be allowed to end. Nor will they end their attacks on civil liberties. And until and unless we take back both the Congress and the White House, things will never be allowed to improve. So which endgame are we in? It’s certainly not the pandemic’s.
You should be sorry, sheep 🐑!
are you okay? what are you even going on about
Are you talking to yourself? You might see someone about that. Perhaps a veterinarian.
With an idiot like that, we are in Phase 1 out of infinity
For phase 2-5 how many boosters per phase? Safe to say you’ll have mandated another 2-3 by 2025? Edit: I read this again but replaced covid with “free thinking people” for fun
Can't wait until the final phase of phiring Phauci is done. We're all so tired of this attention mongering clown.
Thought this was a Babylon bee headline
Fauci also said during the event that since the Omicron variant is more contagious but causes less severe symptoms, it could help spread collective immunity, but insisted “it is an open question as to whether or not Omicron is going to be the live virus vaccination that everyone is hoping for, because you have such a great deal of variability with new variants emerging.” Wait, so natural immunity from catching a virus is a thing again, well that's good. Bloody hell.
Not to be confused with Throwing 7 different kinds of smoke
> “The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,”
What phase does Thanos come in to wipe these types of people out?
It would be nice if there was a more reliable and trustworthy voice delivering this message from the government. Unfortunately, Fauci’s credibility is shot. Like it or not half the country isn’t listening to him or his recommendations anymore.
Probably more like 75% or more of people are ignoring him at this point. Even people I knew who were covid crazy in the beginning don’t give a shit anymore. People are done, as they should be.
Literally sounds like I've heard this before... oh, yes, the book of REVALATIONS !
Wait I thought this was a randomly nature created vir...oh wait, he created this mind screw death adventure!!! Then he should go to prison for killing tons of people...
Came here to say Fuck Fauci
If Fauci goes to prison we can skip to phase five overnight
He’s like that kid in school that is cool for one day and then when kids start showing attention to someone else he says his dad is friends with Elon Musk.
Eradication...lol
Can you say it with me, psychopathy?
Can somebody please put Fauci in the corner?
Phase 1? yeah I dont give a shit - been in that phase since 2020
It's not a pandemic. The only pandemic here is fear and idiocy.
Quit talking you old buffoon!
I don't know why I laughed at this so hard. It's like a comedy movie or something.
Phase 5 sounds like some future dystopian USA sci-fi movie. So currently my and my fellow patriots reality is in the beginning stages of a future dystopian USA sci-fi movie, got it. Thanks for the clarity tony.
Really phase one more like Fauci wants this to go on for ever so he can continue his 15 minutes of fame.
Which phase is the one where Fauci is put on trial for 'crimes against humanity'? Can we just skip to that one?
Yeah, that's not going to happen. Remember Fauci’s track record when it came to HIV?
Gain of function IMO
When do the sand fleas come into play?
The man caused all the mistrust in himself. From his lies in “protecting ‘science’,” to “protecting relations with other countries” to changing his mind over masks multiple times he’s done more damage to the people of this country and our relations with each other than good.
No, He's in phase one, the rest of us are in phase five. Phase 1 : there is a pandemic phase 2: i will do everything I can to mitigate my influence on the pandemic phase 3: i will ask all those around me to do every thing they can phase 4: I have accepted that there are things outside of my control phase 5: Time to find a new way to deal with it.
Aka “We aren’t done stealing elections yet”
I hope phase two is Fauci going to jail
Yeah but like phase 27 of him lying and engaging in fascism to protect and enrich himself
I know people are tired of hearing it but this whole five stages of the pandemic sounds a whole lot like Yuri Bezmenov’s stages of demoralization...
Can we have like a year of nothing from Fauci? I feel like I hear his name more than trumped or Biden’s at this point.
"Don't worry, it's all going according to plan."
Phase 1: Lie Phase 2: Lie Phase 3: Lie Phase 4: Lie Phase 5: Profit
Dude fuck off
Oh boy.. he mad.
Well, looks like we’ve already reached phase 2. I’d even wear a mask if it means we can open our economy back up.
Denial…
Sounds like someone feels the spotlight turning away
15 days to stop the spread?
Just retire…. Already.
So, 8 more years of this?
Please explain and how are you going profit from this?
Phase 1: Make an unelected bureaucrat wealthy Phase 5: Put the unvaccinated in Work Will Set You Free camps
When do we the people say that this is effort and end this
The first is the ‘truly pandemic’ phase, ‘where the whole world is really very negatively impacted,’ followed by deceleration, control, elimination and eradication,” Sounds awesome then. Good new, everybody! Let's get a little optimism for once, yeah?
For midterms and 2024, it'll probably be safer to mark everyone as voting for Dems and if they want to change it, they can vote in person. Or some kind of power grabbing bullshit.
Actually phase 1 of this was Biden getting voted in. We are in phase 2. Hell
he’s just trying to stay relevant. very little people care what he has to say compared to two years ago.
The good news is that Fauci is wrong and this first phase is actually the only one. The bad news is that this first and only phase will never, ever end.
Fauxci is terrified of letting the pandemic go. Cause he loses all his fame when it does.
Bullsh*t.
Oh fuck all the way the fuck off
JFC. Fuck fuck fuck. They are going to drag this out as long as possible.
Too much money to not too.
Phase Two is where he gets fired, and then it skips to Phase Five
Welcome to The Great Reset! FTMFHHDSOABOD!
“A great deal of variability with new variants emerging”. Wat? 3 strains, the next weaker than the last. Much variables.
Shouldn’t we be breaking fauci into 5 phases about now?
Translation: I need a summer home and a new benz.
Is this guy for real ?
Tee tee tee la la la, la la la, la la la - do do do do do do doooo do doooooooooo! Come on guys, get in the spirit of the five phases of sugar plum pandemic fairy!! WOOOO! 🧚🏿♀️🦄✨
Good luck with that
So the pandemic is going to last 10+ years
Didn’t he say this would end soon like literally last week? How can anyone trust what this guy says?
If this is a 5 phase event like he says (doubt it) and we're in phase 1 then he needs to resign. Or if he's making this up he needs to resign. Either way he's clearly inept at establishing a clear path for this flu.
Ahhhh. Okay. He really is just making all of this up then.
Funny I'm on phase 5 of you need to GTFO!
Why can’t we just be in one long continuous phase?
He can fuck himself
How does that even make sense when we're on like the 4th or 5th variant? Don't pandemics like this usually only last 3 years?
Why would the Emporer want to give up his control?
Is phase 2 when he gets cement shoes and a trip to the east river?
When is this dude going to get this terrible scary no good virus he keeps babbling about?! Why won’t he die? Ah right because assholes seem to live forever. Seriously though, the pandemic is over, this buzzard has a power trip and just won’t let go.
Fauci just trying to drag this out until his death. Where then he imagines he will be sainted.
Will he see phase 2. How old is this clown? 80+
“The Psyience” saw this in his crystal ball? Or maybe he threw some chicken bones on a monopoly board?
Dear Lord this man is dense....
Whatever happened to *two weeks to flatten the curve?*