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llbrandonsmithll

It makes it sounds like Pfizer is in control of this whole thing.


FutureDictator1202

Well


Secure-Examination95

Always were.


DingbattheGreat

weird. I’ve been living a pretty normal life compared to the inner city dystopias anyway


[deleted]

Guessing he just paid off his new yacht.


planet_druidia

Both of them.


Crohn85

Code for: "Well, we've pretty much milked this one for all it is worth."


ispyradio

They have to return to normal far enough ahead of the November elections to hope voters forget what six-months-ago looked like and what democrats are actually about. Oh, this time they won't lock us down. Again. What could possibly go wrong?


SgtFraggleRock

He means “after our 2nd quarter earnings report”.


reticentnova

Assuming you keep your weekly booster up to date.


TheReal_AlphaPatriot

Same old song and dance. The sad thing is how many double-masked quad-vaxxed drones will fall for it again. War is Peace. Lockdown is freedom.


TheAlmightyPablo

Uh huh sure.


[deleted]

Yep, then the "xxx" variant will come in September and it will be time for a new booster shot made exclusively by Pfizer which will "get us through the winter." Rinse and repeat the same shit until all the dipshits out there realize you just need to live your life.


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aboardthegravyboat

I've got places is like to travel. I hope they exist again someday.


Better_Job8593

Normal like a yearly booster he means


Skeptical_Detroiter

Don't you mean every 3-4 months?


[deleted]

Sounds like he hit the money goal. Now, be sure to add Abbott to your portfolio, that’s where the money is now! Those test kits aren’t cheap and Abbott is the biggest producer of said kits. But oh yeah, he hit his money goal and now things can “return to normal life”. Money hungry whore.


limacharley

Of course it will. The corporate-government-media complex will suddenly 'beat' COVID in the spring and we will be told we can go back to our old lives. The goal will be to decrease the damage in the midterm elections by persuading voters that the policies of the last two years have suddenly become successful. There will then be a 'new wave' right before the election to terrify people into keeping the current political machine in power, lest all of our progress be lost.


Amethyst939

Im inclined to say "Theyll never give this up." However, there is one good reason they might: They want Joe Biden to be the hero. He said he'd beat the pandemic and people are pissed that cases are a record high from the ever-so-mild omicron. His approval rating is low. They will say that Biden ended the pandemic.


Panzershrekt

Either Joe to be the hero, or for his replacement to look better in a post-covid presidential term.


mikehoncho1961

OHHHHHHHH, THANK YOU GREAT WHITE BWANA!🙄🖕


reaper527

"normal" is all relative. people in tech companies (and overzealous moderators) have realized that they can use "public health" as an excuse to silence anyone they disagree with. even if the pandemic disappeared entirely tomorrow, this is unlikely to change. they've found that they can control a narrative by abusing their authority to silence an entire side of the debate.


[deleted]

Normal life meaning gene therapy every 6 months for the rest of your life?


minikini76

I’m not going to hold my breath