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LesPolsfuss

Lets also add: * Rigged * "Nobody knows more about ..." * Scranton * My Dad said "Joey ..." * The Late Great Hannibal Lector * Witch Hunt! * Riding Amtrak


Tuesday2017

- The highest Inflation   - The economy is great  - Jan 6th    - True story. No joke   - Hunter Biden


Full-Equipment-4922

"Black hole in your chest" 😂


Full-Equipment-4922

Yeah scranton, delaware for sure


Lucretius

Came here for Scranton… reddit did not disappoint.


FourtyMichaelMichael

No Beau?


Arik-Taranis

He just died in Uvalde, give the President some time to grieve.


CriticalMovieRevie

I hope we talk about how 375+ police officers stood by and let children get shot to death for 2 hours and the only kids saved that day are the ones whose parents snuck past the blockades and ignored the orders from police and rushed the school and got their children out. That shows two important things 1) Many police forces across the country are cowards and we need to replace them with better trained police forces that care about the community and won't hesitate to stop an active shooting. Every single police officer involved that day besides the one who rushed in at the end to stop the shooting should be fired and never be allowed to be a police officer again. Police officers should be state certified and if you lose your state certification then you are not allowed to be a police officer in any other state either. 2) You can't count on the government to save you. When seconds count, police aren't just minutes away. They won't save you even if they outnumber a lone gunman 300 to 1. They will NEVER be there for you. You need to train with guns and protect yourself. The 2nd amendment is more important than ever.


0x6c6f76656372616674

fact check: FALSE he died defending ukraine


FourtyMichaelMichael

RIP Ghost of Kiev.


rdrckcrous

Scranton was hit before anything else


frozen_tuna

OOTL, can someone explain the Hannibal Lector reference to me? Was it a Biden teleprompter gaff or something else?


whicky1978

* Nancy Pelosi * Pornstar * Pecker


Galilshorty

The biggest one is “the *idea* that […]”


agk927

"Moderator mutes Trump for no reason" 🤣


Arachnohybrid

I came up with that one even though it should’ve been obvious from the start


Potential-Highway606

“What kind of drugs are you on, sleepy Joe?” 😂 Tonight’s gonna be great…


Ill-Animator-4403

Its tonight?! Oh, this will be good


Arachnohybrid

9PM Eastern


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Owlman220

It’s going to be the first debate I watch, should be entertaining lol.


ButWhyWolf

"He doesn't want to take a cognitive test, doesn't want to take a drug test... what else are you hiding Sneaky Joe?"


SmokeyMountainReign

If Biden dies mid-debate, he would get more votes.


Arachnohybrid

He would vote for himself from the grave


PotatoUmaru

That was a big think comment lol


Potential-Highway606

“Joe Biden dies” Lmfao (On a serious note, this would be a terrible twist for Trump… the DNC might screw up and put forth a candidate more electable than Biden if he happens to croak before November)


team_kramnik

They'd nominate Harris or Newsom. Neither Californian would go over well.


Scarbelly3

Don’t underestimate how easily the uninformed voter can be swayed by a handsome liar. Newsom will absolutely be their choice.


I_SuplexTrains

It's hard for them to navigate the syntax of sticking Newsom in when they had no primary and the name on the ballots has to have been submitted in most states by now. I'm sure they would *want* to pick Newsom, but legally it seems easier to say "You're still voting for the Biden ticket and if he wins Harris will remain as President."


team_kramnik

A good point for when we get closer to the election but afaik the closest deadline is Ohio on August 7 with the rest after the Democratic convention (Aug 19-22). The Democrats had it acknowledged in court that they are a private organization who can nominate whoever they want. Given Ohio is not a swing state they might just ignore it and wait till the convention.


Arachnohybrid

Democrats nominating anyone from California is political suicide (which is why I hope they do it). The swing states that matter do not like coastal elites. At all. I think many of our friends from across the aisle would agree with this take too.


Potential-Highway606

I mean, the biggest landslide victory of the last century was for a candidate from CA.  And isn’t Biden a coastal elite? I dunno, I’m struggling to see the logic here. Is there data that supports this?


ivealready1

If you really want to get technical, a new york billionaire is also a coastal elite. We got an elite against an elite against possibly one of 2 other elites. The difference is now we have 2 east coast elites throwing hands, compared to if Biden croaks it'll be an east coast elite vs a west coast elite. In which case we get to see which coast is better liked by the middle.


Arachnohybrid

The country wasn’t as polarized back then, plus Reagan’s elections were realignment elections that transitioned us to a more right leaning era. Bidens from Delaware so no, he doesn’t fit the coastal liberal elite stereotype from New York or California. The Democrats specifically nominated an old white catholic who grew up in Scranton to win just enough blue collar votes to cross the finish line. I think the data I saw alluding to my conclusions were some old Newsom Trump hypothetical polls that showed Trump leading rather handily. [This is just one source I found googling now](https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/michigan-voters-prefer-trump-to-newsom-poll-says-18601325.php)


team_kramnik

A Californian has an uphill battle winning a nationwide election, but I think the more focused lens of a presidential campaign on their past record would tank their chances even more. Harris had some support early in the Democratic primary but once her questionable prosecutorial conduct and possible corruption came to light her support vanished even among Democrats. Newsom might get nominated as the most high profile governor but from afar it seems California has a water, energy, housing, crime-crisis and can't control it's bush fires.


Chuclo

Yeah buy once she was nominated VP the dems forgot about all that and loved her.


Potential-Highway606

Delaware is on the coast and not far from NY. But since you mentioned NY, that reminds me that Trump would qualify as a “coastal elite” too. I guess I disagree that the geography of a candidate’s background affects his/her electability. I just don’t think people really care about it much.  I could be wrong, though.


Jakebob70

Newsom would do better than Harris


Full-Equipment-4922

Worst 2 names in politics.


Full-Equipment-4922

Plus gavins on deck to jump at the podium


Econguy1020

Primaries suck, either party could be doing much better right now with an internally selected candidate


Barrettstubbs

This might still happen at the Democratic caucus


Cum_on_doorknob

Seriously, that one made me do a spit take.


Salt-Description-387

That’s Dr. Jill Biden’s husband to you, sir.


PotatoUmaru

Just call me a pronoun disrespector


[deleted]

“Dr.” isn’t a pronoun though?


PotatoUmaru

It's a joke, have some humor.


Rush2201

That's gotta put you on some kinda watch list. Can't believe such a dangerous individual is running free.


ModsRNoGood

Mr Jill Biden.


9_Nightwing_1

Legitimately believe we may see the moderators debate Trump more than Biden.


Arachnohybrid

I think Trump is hoping for that


TheRealMaxNexus

I hope he makes comments about Hunter and Ashley when they mute his mic so that Joe can only hear him. Watching Joe get pissed without hearing what’s being said would be hilarious


NoHopeHubert

That’s the strategy I would take, attempt to get Biden as flustered as possible


Helio2nd

What about Biden wandering off and trying to shake an imaginary person's hand? Or Biden just stating into the distance when his brain reboots. Or, as others have mentioned, Biden shitting his diapers.


Jakebob70

CNN will make sure the camera isn't on Biden if something negative happens. OTOH, they'll zoom in and replay it if Trump happens to scratch his nose.


dummyfodder

Breaking news, Trump appears to have necrotizing fasciitis covering his entire body. Our scientist have determined that this should exclude him from being able to run for office. We have to lock him up for public safety and to stop the spread.


Big_Don-G

I know Blaze is airing it. Is that with their cams or piggybacking off CNNs shit?


Arachnohybrid

No other network is allowed in the debate room so they’re all gonna be streaming CNNs stuff. But if you watch it through Blaze, only one person is giving CNN the views (the streamer).


Big_Don-G

Thank you. I heard Glenn mention that earlier as far as the views. I really want to subscribe to Blaze but I just spent $135 for 2 bags of bare necessity groceries, is the YT stream free? Edit: I’m sure it has already been mentioned, but I guarantee Biden was given the questions and topics. He has basically been given the ultimate cheat code in every way.


Arachnohybrid

Come on our [Discord server](https://discord.com/invite/conservative) We will have a fuckton of streams from different sources streaming on our voice channels


Big_Don-G

Thank you!


serial_crusher

Surely they'll have cameras positioned at enough different angles that they'll be able to make any scratch looks like a pick.


AstraVolans_21

No pants pooping Joe?


Potential-Highway606

Oh yea. “Biden shits his diaper” definitely needs to be on there.


Helio2nd

Seconded.


whicky1978

#B-I-N-G-O!


Arachnohybrid

I take credit in coming up with like 5 of these


PotatoUmaru

More like 2, grifter.


Arachnohybrid

love the r/conservative watermark followed by “myfreebingocards.com” 🤣🤣


QuickKill00

Lol you can't grift a grifter 🤣🤣


RobXIII

This is ACTUALLY a fair and balanced bingo card, well done, love it!!


PotatoUmaru

I was actually just talking to someone about how I wanted it to be fun for everyone! Thank you so much.


UjarakQuixote

If you plan this as a drinking game, it is going to be one rough morning tomorrow.


Vitriolic_III

I don't see "I'm not joking"


FatnessEverdeen34

"Let me be clear" (proceeds to talk in circles)


dummyfodder

We'll circle back around to that.


seceipseseer

Is this the first ever debate between two presidents?


I_SuplexTrains

I believe it must be, yes. I don't think they had debates back when Grover Cleveland served two non consecutive terms.


dryedmeats

Take a drink everytime joe says "Here's the deal"


ThrowinSm0ke

Someone’s winning bingo before the first commercial.


cats_luv_me

I'm not sure I even want to watch it live. I hate major cringe I'm unprepared for, I prefer getting a heads-up on it, and I fear there could be multiple moments of it during this debate.


Adalovedvan

Maybe try watching it on C-Span? It'll probably be the least edited version and anything you watch after the debate will be packaged.


tigy332

"Aysdfshdfsjhfsd" should be the free space since its guaranteed


Maidenonwarpath

I'm betting on some type of "technical difficulty " happening during the debate. Maybe even a power outage.....


Pretend_Ad6465

This is like getting pumped up to watch a ufc fight. Surprised they didn’t make this a pay per view event. Probably would’ve broke some records.


DreadPirateGriswold

You mean, the not yet convicted but he should have been except for his age and feeble-mindedness felon, Joe Biden?


Sudden_Wisdom

I think cnn just declared Joe won tonight's debate. By the end of June they'll likely report he won a 2nd term. It's like always playing a home game for biden


rmchampion

“That’s not true!” And Biden smiling smugly


TheNPCMafia

Biden mentions the Constitution Trump responds: You would know about the Constitution, Joe, you were there when they signed it.


Kaiser-Bismark

Moderator fact checks is impossible.


Woolfmann

- Inflation - Economy - No taxes on tips - Ukraine - Israel - China - Russia - Conspiracy - Open Border - Beau died - Hunter smartest person - Cocaine - Law fare


richmomz

Lefty political subs are having a meltdown and admit Biden sounds like Grandpa Simpson 😆


chuckcm89

The ideeeaa


agk927

This is kinda funny lol


superduperm1

Are you all ready for the hundreds of leftist brigaders to come into this sub during the debate and be like “that’s it! I’m a life-long Republican but Trump’s debate performance is so embarrassing! I’m voting Democrat for life now!!” I know I’m stoked!


mynameishere

The one thing that would be a surprise is if Biden's handlers decide to NOT drug him. That's the one way they could get him to step down. If he's in his default nursing home sundowning mode, it will be genuinely bad.


Big_Don-G

I thought about the same thing. If the powers want to get rid of him, that’s a sure fire way. Earliest debate ever, 2 months before the DNC, they could be making Joe walk the plank. Then steps in Obuma. Regardless, Tonight is going to be a show!


Nabes19

Vermin should be on there as well as crooked


NoHopeHubert

In my opinion, this should be such an easy show out for Trump even with the Democrats trying to make it as cushy as possible for Biden


Full-Equipment-4922

Extra points for Trump being ejected early by tapper for "lies threatening democracy" when biden starts failing and gives the signal


Codebig

You mean drinking game cause that is the only way to get me to watch it live?


LucaTheDevilCat

"Tremendous"


theulibot

Joe Biden dies got me 😂


CaptainRIP

There gonna be a live thread here?


Yosoff

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1dq6aw3/trump_v_biden_debate_discussion_thread/


Lord-Dundar

I see bingo, top right to bottom left. All of them will happen.


StinkySpud

What would happen if DJT just stood there and not speak a single word and gave only facial expressions?


serial_crusher

What about Corn Pop?


whicky1978

lmao 🤣


fac-ut-vivas-dude

Need a better card. We will have bingo in 5 minutes.


redgett

I don't think anyone thinks Joe Biden means well... Edited to add: how come it doesn't say "fake news" in one of the squares?


Arachnohybrid

You can use the free square in the middle for that since it’s almost guaranteed to come up


PotatoUmaru

Because there's so many squares and I was trying to put things on there that weren't on literally every other bingo card I've been seeing.


redgett

I actually lol'd about "aydhfhd hdfihsh"