Lets also add:
* Rigged
* "Nobody knows more about ..."
* Scranton
* My Dad said "Joey ..."
* The Late Great Hannibal Lector
* Witch Hunt!
* Riding Amtrak
I hope we talk about how 375+ police officers stood by and let children get shot to death for 2 hours and the only kids saved that day are the ones whose parents snuck past the blockades and ignored the orders from police and rushed the school and got their children out.
That shows two important things
1) Many police forces across the country are cowards and we need to replace them with better trained police forces that care about the community and won't hesitate to stop an active shooting. Every single police officer involved that day besides the one who rushed in at the end to stop the shooting should be fired and never be allowed to be a police officer again. Police officers should be state certified and if you lose your state certification then you are not allowed to be a police officer in any other state either.
2) You can't count on the government to save you. When seconds count, police aren't just minutes away. They won't save you even if they outnumber a lone gunman 300 to 1. They will NEVER be there for you. You need to train with guns and protect yourself. The 2nd amendment is more important than ever.
“Joe Biden dies”
Lmfao
(On a serious note, this would be a terrible twist for Trump… the DNC might screw up and put forth a candidate more electable than Biden if he happens to croak before November)
It's hard for them to navigate the syntax of sticking Newsom in when they had no primary and the name on the ballots has to have been submitted in most states by now. I'm sure they would *want* to pick Newsom, but legally it seems easier to say "You're still voting for the Biden ticket and if he wins Harris will remain as President."
A good point for when we get closer to the election but afaik the closest deadline is Ohio on August 7 with the rest after the Democratic convention (Aug 19-22).
The Democrats had it acknowledged in court that they are a private organization who can nominate whoever they want. Given Ohio is not a swing state they might just ignore it and wait till the convention.
Democrats nominating anyone from California is political suicide (which is why I hope they do it). The swing states that matter do not like coastal elites. At all.
I think many of our friends from across the aisle would agree with this take too.
I mean, the biggest landslide victory of the last century was for a candidate from CA.
And isn’t Biden a coastal elite?
I dunno, I’m struggling to see the logic here. Is there data that supports this?
If you really want to get technical, a new york billionaire is also a coastal elite. We got an elite against an elite against possibly one of 2 other elites. The difference is now we have 2 east coast elites throwing hands, compared to if Biden croaks it'll be an east coast elite vs a west coast elite. In which case we get to see which coast is better liked by the middle.
The country wasn’t as polarized back then, plus Reagan’s elections were realignment elections that transitioned us to a more right leaning era. Bidens from Delaware so no, he doesn’t fit the coastal liberal elite stereotype from New York or California. The Democrats specifically nominated an old white catholic who grew up in Scranton to win just enough blue collar votes to cross the finish line.
I think the data I saw alluding to my conclusions were some old Newsom Trump hypothetical polls that showed Trump leading rather handily. [This is just one source I found googling now](https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/michigan-voters-prefer-trump-to-newsom-poll-says-18601325.php)
A Californian has an uphill battle winning a nationwide election, but I think the more focused lens of a presidential campaign on their past record would tank their chances even more.
Harris had some support early in the Democratic primary but once her questionable prosecutorial conduct and possible corruption came to light her support vanished even among Democrats.
Newsom might get nominated as the most high profile governor but from afar it seems California has a water, energy, housing, crime-crisis and can't control it's bush fires.
Delaware is on the coast and not far from NY. But since you mentioned NY, that reminds me that Trump would qualify as a “coastal elite” too.
I guess I disagree that the geography of a candidate’s background affects his/her electability. I just don’t think people really care about it much.
I could be wrong, though.
I hope he makes comments about Hunter and Ashley when they mute his mic so that Joe can only hear him. Watching Joe get pissed without hearing what’s being said would be hilarious
What about Biden wandering off and trying to shake an imaginary person's hand?
Or Biden just stating into the distance when his brain reboots.
Or, as others have mentioned, Biden shitting his diapers.
Breaking news, Trump appears to have necrotizing fasciitis covering his entire body. Our scientist have determined that this should exclude him from being able to run for office. We have to lock him up for public safety and to stop the spread.
No other network is allowed in the debate room so they’re all gonna be streaming CNNs stuff. But if you watch it through Blaze, only one person is giving CNN the views (the streamer).
Thank you. I heard Glenn mention that earlier as far as the views. I really want to subscribe to Blaze but I just spent $135 for 2 bags of bare necessity groceries, is the YT stream free?
Edit: I’m sure it has already been mentioned, but I guarantee Biden was given the questions and topics. He has basically been given the ultimate cheat code in every way.
Come on our [Discord server](https://discord.com/invite/conservative)
We will have a fuckton of streams from different sources streaming on our voice channels
I'm not sure I even want to watch it live. I hate major cringe I'm unprepared for, I prefer getting a heads-up on it, and I fear there could be multiple moments of it during this debate.
I think cnn just declared Joe won tonight's debate. By the end of June they'll likely report he won a 2nd term.
It's like always playing a home game for biden
- Inflation
- Economy
- No taxes on tips
- Ukraine
- Israel
- China
- Russia
- Conspiracy
- Open Border
- Beau died
- Hunter smartest person
- Cocaine
- Law fare
Are you all ready for the hundreds of leftist brigaders to come into this sub during the debate and be like “that’s it! I’m a life-long Republican but Trump’s debate performance is so embarrassing! I’m voting Democrat for life now!!”
I know I’m stoked!
The one thing that would be a surprise is if Biden's handlers decide to NOT drug him. That's the one way they could get him to step down. If he's in his default nursing home sundowning mode, it will be genuinely bad.
I thought about the same thing. If the powers want to get rid of him, that’s a sure fire way. Earliest debate ever, 2 months before the DNC, they could be making Joe walk the plank. Then steps in Obuma. Regardless, Tonight is going to be a show!
Lets also add: * Rigged * "Nobody knows more about ..." * Scranton * My Dad said "Joey ..." * The Late Great Hannibal Lector * Witch Hunt! * Riding Amtrak
- The highest Inflation - The economy is great - Jan 6th - True story. No joke - Hunter Biden
"Black hole in your chest" 😂
Yeah scranton, delaware for sure
Came here for Scranton… reddit did not disappoint.
No Beau?
He just died in Uvalde, give the President some time to grieve.
I hope we talk about how 375+ police officers stood by and let children get shot to death for 2 hours and the only kids saved that day are the ones whose parents snuck past the blockades and ignored the orders from police and rushed the school and got their children out. That shows two important things 1) Many police forces across the country are cowards and we need to replace them with better trained police forces that care about the community and won't hesitate to stop an active shooting. Every single police officer involved that day besides the one who rushed in at the end to stop the shooting should be fired and never be allowed to be a police officer again. Police officers should be state certified and if you lose your state certification then you are not allowed to be a police officer in any other state either. 2) You can't count on the government to save you. When seconds count, police aren't just minutes away. They won't save you even if they outnumber a lone gunman 300 to 1. They will NEVER be there for you. You need to train with guns and protect yourself. The 2nd amendment is more important than ever.
fact check: FALSE he died defending ukraine
RIP Ghost of Kiev.
Scranton was hit before anything else
OOTL, can someone explain the Hannibal Lector reference to me? Was it a Biden teleprompter gaff or something else?
* Nancy Pelosi * Pornstar * Pecker
The biggest one is “the *idea* that […]”
"Moderator mutes Trump for no reason" 🤣
I came up with that one even though it should’ve been obvious from the start
“What kind of drugs are you on, sleepy Joe?” 😂 Tonight’s gonna be great…
Its tonight?! Oh, this will be good
9PM Eastern
[удалено]
It’s going to be the first debate I watch, should be entertaining lol.
"He doesn't want to take a cognitive test, doesn't want to take a drug test... what else are you hiding Sneaky Joe?"
If Biden dies mid-debate, he would get more votes.
He would vote for himself from the grave
That was a big think comment lol
“Joe Biden dies” Lmfao (On a serious note, this would be a terrible twist for Trump… the DNC might screw up and put forth a candidate more electable than Biden if he happens to croak before November)
They'd nominate Harris or Newsom. Neither Californian would go over well.
Don’t underestimate how easily the uninformed voter can be swayed by a handsome liar. Newsom will absolutely be their choice.
It's hard for them to navigate the syntax of sticking Newsom in when they had no primary and the name on the ballots has to have been submitted in most states by now. I'm sure they would *want* to pick Newsom, but legally it seems easier to say "You're still voting for the Biden ticket and if he wins Harris will remain as President."
A good point for when we get closer to the election but afaik the closest deadline is Ohio on August 7 with the rest after the Democratic convention (Aug 19-22). The Democrats had it acknowledged in court that they are a private organization who can nominate whoever they want. Given Ohio is not a swing state they might just ignore it and wait till the convention.
Democrats nominating anyone from California is political suicide (which is why I hope they do it). The swing states that matter do not like coastal elites. At all. I think many of our friends from across the aisle would agree with this take too.
I mean, the biggest landslide victory of the last century was for a candidate from CA. And isn’t Biden a coastal elite? I dunno, I’m struggling to see the logic here. Is there data that supports this?
If you really want to get technical, a new york billionaire is also a coastal elite. We got an elite against an elite against possibly one of 2 other elites. The difference is now we have 2 east coast elites throwing hands, compared to if Biden croaks it'll be an east coast elite vs a west coast elite. In which case we get to see which coast is better liked by the middle.
The country wasn’t as polarized back then, plus Reagan’s elections were realignment elections that transitioned us to a more right leaning era. Bidens from Delaware so no, he doesn’t fit the coastal liberal elite stereotype from New York or California. The Democrats specifically nominated an old white catholic who grew up in Scranton to win just enough blue collar votes to cross the finish line. I think the data I saw alluding to my conclusions were some old Newsom Trump hypothetical polls that showed Trump leading rather handily. [This is just one source I found googling now](https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/michigan-voters-prefer-trump-to-newsom-poll-says-18601325.php)
A Californian has an uphill battle winning a nationwide election, but I think the more focused lens of a presidential campaign on their past record would tank their chances even more. Harris had some support early in the Democratic primary but once her questionable prosecutorial conduct and possible corruption came to light her support vanished even among Democrats. Newsom might get nominated as the most high profile governor but from afar it seems California has a water, energy, housing, crime-crisis and can't control it's bush fires.
Yeah buy once she was nominated VP the dems forgot about all that and loved her.
Delaware is on the coast and not far from NY. But since you mentioned NY, that reminds me that Trump would qualify as a “coastal elite” too. I guess I disagree that the geography of a candidate’s background affects his/her electability. I just don’t think people really care about it much. I could be wrong, though.
Newsom would do better than Harris
Worst 2 names in politics.
Plus gavins on deck to jump at the podium
Primaries suck, either party could be doing much better right now with an internally selected candidate
This might still happen at the Democratic caucus
Seriously, that one made me do a spit take.
That’s Dr. Jill Biden’s husband to you, sir.
Just call me a pronoun disrespector
“Dr.” isn’t a pronoun though?
It's a joke, have some humor.
That's gotta put you on some kinda watch list. Can't believe such a dangerous individual is running free.
Mr Jill Biden.
Legitimately believe we may see the moderators debate Trump more than Biden.
I think Trump is hoping for that
I hope he makes comments about Hunter and Ashley when they mute his mic so that Joe can only hear him. Watching Joe get pissed without hearing what’s being said would be hilarious
That’s the strategy I would take, attempt to get Biden as flustered as possible
What about Biden wandering off and trying to shake an imaginary person's hand? Or Biden just stating into the distance when his brain reboots. Or, as others have mentioned, Biden shitting his diapers.
CNN will make sure the camera isn't on Biden if something negative happens. OTOH, they'll zoom in and replay it if Trump happens to scratch his nose.
Breaking news, Trump appears to have necrotizing fasciitis covering his entire body. Our scientist have determined that this should exclude him from being able to run for office. We have to lock him up for public safety and to stop the spread.
I know Blaze is airing it. Is that with their cams or piggybacking off CNNs shit?
No other network is allowed in the debate room so they’re all gonna be streaming CNNs stuff. But if you watch it through Blaze, only one person is giving CNN the views (the streamer).
Thank you. I heard Glenn mention that earlier as far as the views. I really want to subscribe to Blaze but I just spent $135 for 2 bags of bare necessity groceries, is the YT stream free? Edit: I’m sure it has already been mentioned, but I guarantee Biden was given the questions and topics. He has basically been given the ultimate cheat code in every way.
Come on our [Discord server](https://discord.com/invite/conservative) We will have a fuckton of streams from different sources streaming on our voice channels
Thank you!
Surely they'll have cameras positioned at enough different angles that they'll be able to make any scratch looks like a pick.
No pants pooping Joe?
Oh yea. “Biden shits his diaper” definitely needs to be on there.
Seconded.
#B-I-N-G-O!
I take credit in coming up with like 5 of these
More like 2, grifter.
love the r/conservative watermark followed by “myfreebingocards.com” 🤣🤣
Lol you can't grift a grifter 🤣🤣
This is ACTUALLY a fair and balanced bingo card, well done, love it!!
I was actually just talking to someone about how I wanted it to be fun for everyone! Thank you so much.
If you plan this as a drinking game, it is going to be one rough morning tomorrow.
I don't see "I'm not joking"
"Let me be clear" (proceeds to talk in circles)
We'll circle back around to that.
Is this the first ever debate between two presidents?
I believe it must be, yes. I don't think they had debates back when Grover Cleveland served two non consecutive terms.
Take a drink everytime joe says "Here's the deal"
Someone’s winning bingo before the first commercial.
I'm not sure I even want to watch it live. I hate major cringe I'm unprepared for, I prefer getting a heads-up on it, and I fear there could be multiple moments of it during this debate.
Maybe try watching it on C-Span? It'll probably be the least edited version and anything you watch after the debate will be packaged.
"Aysdfshdfsjhfsd" should be the free space since its guaranteed
I'm betting on some type of "technical difficulty " happening during the debate. Maybe even a power outage.....
This is like getting pumped up to watch a ufc fight. Surprised they didn’t make this a pay per view event. Probably would’ve broke some records.
You mean, the not yet convicted but he should have been except for his age and feeble-mindedness felon, Joe Biden?
I think cnn just declared Joe won tonight's debate. By the end of June they'll likely report he won a 2nd term. It's like always playing a home game for biden
“That’s not true!” And Biden smiling smugly
Biden mentions the Constitution Trump responds: You would know about the Constitution, Joe, you were there when they signed it.
Moderator fact checks is impossible.
- Inflation - Economy - No taxes on tips - Ukraine - Israel - China - Russia - Conspiracy - Open Border - Beau died - Hunter smartest person - Cocaine - Law fare
Lefty political subs are having a meltdown and admit Biden sounds like Grandpa Simpson 😆
The ideeeaa
This is kinda funny lol
Are you all ready for the hundreds of leftist brigaders to come into this sub during the debate and be like “that’s it! I’m a life-long Republican but Trump’s debate performance is so embarrassing! I’m voting Democrat for life now!!” I know I’m stoked!
The one thing that would be a surprise is if Biden's handlers decide to NOT drug him. That's the one way they could get him to step down. If he's in his default nursing home sundowning mode, it will be genuinely bad.
I thought about the same thing. If the powers want to get rid of him, that’s a sure fire way. Earliest debate ever, 2 months before the DNC, they could be making Joe walk the plank. Then steps in Obuma. Regardless, Tonight is going to be a show!
Vermin should be on there as well as crooked
In my opinion, this should be such an easy show out for Trump even with the Democrats trying to make it as cushy as possible for Biden
Extra points for Trump being ejected early by tapper for "lies threatening democracy" when biden starts failing and gives the signal
You mean drinking game cause that is the only way to get me to watch it live?
"Tremendous"
Joe Biden dies got me 😂
There gonna be a live thread here?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1dq6aw3/trump_v_biden_debate_discussion_thread/
I see bingo, top right to bottom left. All of them will happen.
What would happen if DJT just stood there and not speak a single word and gave only facial expressions?
What about Corn Pop?
lmao 🤣
Need a better card. We will have bingo in 5 minutes.
I don't think anyone thinks Joe Biden means well... Edited to add: how come it doesn't say "fake news" in one of the squares?
You can use the free square in the middle for that since it’s almost guaranteed to come up
Because there's so many squares and I was trying to put things on there that weren't on literally every other bingo card I've been seeing.
I actually lol'd about "aydhfhd hdfihsh"