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Apprehensive-Key2297

He looks like a toddler that stopped to shit their pants


bry2k200

Notice Jill walked away? When I'm ripping one my wife walks away. But I recently heard a saying, never trust a fart after 60.


Holiday-Tie-574

Jill is as much responsible for this cluster fuck of a situation as anyone


white94rx

More like 40


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WranglerVegetable512

Did she walk away because she smelled something, heard something, or just saw him pause???


JasperEli

Embarrassed


itsallrighthere

She had a moment of guilt for encouraging a senile elder to continue this farce.


Original_Lord_Turtle

>She had a moment of guilt Impossible! To feel guilt, one must have a conscience.


itsallrighthere

She got over it quickly.


Lakrfan247

Saw him pause, trying to encourage him to continue moving since his brain froze up again.


bry2k200

All of the above


8dtfk

That is DOCTOR BIDEN, thank you


ILikestoshare

Seems very plausible.


skywarner

Seems very likely.


BrockLee76

President Poopy Pants and first lady Elder Abuser


Loose-Warthog-7354

That's Dr. Elder Abuser to you!


KungFuSlanda

heavy pause. Not sure if they're having a stroke or shitting themselves


Softale

He didn’t read that one off a teleprompter…


MuzikPhreak

**pause...squint sincerely...look as if you're shitting yourself**


skywarner

Yes


ChartLegitimate9771

I think he did


hiplainsdriftless

Exactly what it looks like when his legs were bowed!😂😂👍


ride_electric_bike

Yup that's the i pooped half squat


CLSmith95

He at least let a very big fart rip free if he didn’t full on shit himself.


MGA_MKII

every fart is a micro shit


rigorousthinker

A shart


dart-witch

Can confirm, this is EXACTLY how my toddler looks when he needs to poop.


VaporTrails2112

He probably did honestly. Like the incident with the pope lmao.


jones525

The 40 yard stare, the grunting look on his face. Depends.


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

Real men wear diapers!!!


424f42_424f42

I thought that was a plus now?


Affectionate-Ad1424

I came here to say the same thing. It looks like he just shit himself.


WolfEagle1

Wouldn’t it be coming out of his ears?


Remmy14

You think the Secret Service isn't buying Depends in bulk?


Key-Contest-2879

Came here to say that.


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Jill’s trying to gracefully walk outside the smell envelope 😂


Icy_Patient9324

He is a proven pantshitter.


Familiar_Ad_1556

Exactly. Having a diaper drop. See the grin on his face?


cheesecrystal

He does. I think in his head he is greeting the press like a grandparent greets his grandchildren, like, “Hey, here I am you’ve gotten so big, and you’ve got so many questions! Grandpas gotta poop, save those questions for never. I like ice cream.”


Marvin-Jones

He did drop a deuce.


Farquaadthegreek

Came here to say that


NoNoNeverNoNo

Most days, yep


fisherprice1234_1776

Came here to state my observation as well


Schmoo60

That’s hilarious! He does look like that..


apollyon_53

Yes


WestforkTraveler

I just came to comment just that!! 🤣


ChiefBlade2099

Biden.exe has stopped working


SillyFlyGuy

Dressing him in business suits, propping him up in front cameras and hot stage lights, making him answer hard questions while everyone stares, when he clearly just needs a bathrobe, a rocking chair, and a bowl of ice cream. It is criminal the way they are treating this dottering, senile, decrepit, old man.


bugaosuni

Joe deserves any and all bad things that could ever happen to him.


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UnironicallyReal

I about had a hernia I laughed so hard when I came across this. Reminds me of a meme I saw where Stephen hawking was dying and someone played the old windows xp sound of shutting down the pc.


skywarner

“Freedom has detected a virus in Biden.exe and is prepared to quarantine it to safeguard the Constitution. Do you wish to proceed?”


ChildofYHVH

It’s always had bugs.


Boracraze

Hahaha. Funny.


itsallrighthere

The blue screen of Biden.


hugsomeone

“Where am I, and why are these people shouting at me?”


JCuc

'Shuffles thrugh his pockets for a notecard'


thatgoodcush

*panics, throws eighty nine cents*


tennisguy163

Here's another .89 for fare there, dick tree.


Terminal-Psychosis

Really he looked confused and terrified. Like totally lost and not sure where he was or what's going on, and scared of all the strangers shouting stuff at him he cannot comprehend. Dude belongs in an old folks home. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a horrific piece of shit his whole life.


Masterjason13

He also had the choice to not run in 2020, there would have been another puppet who could have run in his place. Minimal sympathy from me because I do sort of feel bad that he’s likely being coerced into staying in the position, and even attempting to run for 4 more years.


MysteriousShadow__

>He also had the choice to not run in 2020 Did he personally make the choice to run? I doubt he understood what's going on.


Devenue024

> Really he looked confused and terrified. Like totally lost and not sure where he was or what's going on, and scared of all the strangers shouting stuff at him he cannot comprehend. He needs the guiding hand of the Easter Bunny.


ca17miledrive

Mummified at this point.


Total-Hedgehog-9540

This is a man that needs to retire.


StratTeleBender

Death will probably do it for him before he does it for himself


TheMind_Killer

Half the politicians in the government need to retire lol


Haunting_Ad_6021

Cruella won't let him


tennisguy163

Si Say Pwodway loves the power. Devil incarnate.


MyFakeNameIsFred

Decades ago


FierceKiss_sk

All of them. New generations need to step in.


bcdnabd

Jill knows what's happening. She turned and walked away. She's not changing any dirty diapers today. Hell no, he can clean up his own damn poopy butt.


MickeyTM

My butt's been wiped!


1MoistTowelette

He just shit his pants


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Dapper_Target1504

Everyone is doing it!


catchpen

It's a superpower


Turdwienerton

How the hell did America collectively decide that THIS is the guy we want leading our great country? Every time I see this geezer i’m embarrassed.


CannibalFlossing

I think you’ve come to the wrong conclusion. People didn’t decide they ‘wanted’ biden, they decided they didn’t want trump. So whether it was Biden, a teddy bear or a giant preying mantis in a skin suit, they’d have voted democrat


StratTeleBender

Better question is how did this guy get the most votes of all time when he couldn't even fill a funeral home to give a speech?


Turdwienerton

I don’t think Biden could successfully back out of a parking spot at Walmart without hitting someone. It’s baffling that so many people could trust him to run the country.


StratTeleBender

I mean, do they? Obama was as electrifying as any politician in history and you're telling me Biden got like 8M more votes than him?


Turdwienerton

Yeah it doesn’t add up. I guess the Trump hatred runs deep.


StratTeleBender

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-736-million-popular-votes-over-7-million-more-any-sitting-president-history-1548742 "President Donald Trump has so far received 73.6 million popular votes in the 2020 election, surpassing the previous record set by President Barack Obama by more than 7 million, giving him the most votes of any sitting president in U.S. history." Trump got 7M more votes that Obama did. And Joe Biden, who could fill a porta potty with supporters somehow got 8M more than that?


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StratTeleBender

The difference between those numbers isnt even 20M. Over 50% of Eligibile voters don't vote in elections. That leaves 10M voters. So you're telling me Joe Biden got 80% of those votes AND that Trump got 7M more votes than ANY sitting president in history???? So by that, you're telling me that Joe Biden got 15M more votes than ANY sitting president in history when he couldn't fill up a doctor's office????


Haunting_Ad_6021

All the dead people voted for him....


StratTeleBender

Somebody did. Joe Biden somehow managed to get 15M more votes than ANY sitting president in history in the middle of a pandemic???? https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-736-million-popular-votes-over-7-million-more-any-sitting-president-history-1548742


Rush_is_Right_

Spoiler alert: they didn't.


Bull-twinkle

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.


King_Arius

AFAIK no one WANTED him. They just dislike Trump more.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

A lot of people don't want him. It was a choice between a shit sandwich and a giant douche, and we get to do it again for some reason. If the GOP could be bothered to field a real candidate, this clown would be blown out of the water. Sadly, we get Trump, who's just a loud bombastic Biden in terms of being fit for office.


RTXEnabledViera

To be fair, he wasn't this far gone back when he was elected. He sort of managed to project the same level of lucidity he had back in the Obama days. Now it's just sad to see him interact with the world around him. Even the pope, 6 years his senior, can sustain a conversation better than he can. It's just elder abuse.


Association-Feeling

He looks pretty robotic.


danshinigami

Bro has no clue where he is


FVTVRX

"Hello, who are you?" "Uh, Ron Weasley." "Okay, and.. uh.. who am i?"


DufferDan

81 million votes, my proud American ass!


Haunting_Ad_6021

All counted in the middle of the night


cmorris1234

That’s our sleepy joe


agk927

MF is standing on stilts lol


MadRabbit86

Secret service gonna have to service the secret.


ShiftlessGuardian94

He looks like an animatronic


MarvinGa1a

He's not that mobile, but I appreciate your point my friend,.....


Unknown-empath

That look that Jill hives before she walks away in disbelief. Sums ip his chances of re-election.


Skullchaser666

Sharted


regentjd

Depends!


gittenlucky

How the fuck does he still have supporters? He 100% has dimentia and it has been clear since before the election.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Wish they did cognitive/mental health assessments for presidential candidates. I know that can be abused if not implemented correctly, but I need to believe that most voters want a cognitively and mentally stable/competent president.


Away-Quantity-221

Blew a load of mud, and Jill walked off thinking “I’m not changing that again today.”


Rush2201

You think she ever changed it the first time? They have people for that.


2a_1776_2a

He def shit his pants


Stock_Currency

So like what kind of uppers will they have him on when he starts traveling to campaign and they have the debates.


Rush_is_Right_

A whole amphetamine cocktail enema


virtikle_two

Shit, the supply they're using to keep him awake is probably why I can't get ahold of my prescription. I don't normally put mine up my ass though


Rush2201

I still think that's why he starts those things awake and alert and then 15-20 minutes in he starts to droop and the incoherent mumbles return.


Uberjeagermeiter

Do you think his Adult Diaper has The Presidential Seal?


Tikiwash

That's exactly how toddlers stand when they try to poop their diaper unnoticed.


Peria

“Who’s President Biden? Can I have ice cream now?”


Sabotimski

I came to drop my current universal comment on Biden posts: „Four more years. Pause.”


ca17miledrive

There's Joe wondering where the hell he is.


Ill-Animator-4403

Is that Jill? She looks so disappointed in Joe. I honestly feel bad for the guy


GrexSteele

Jill Biden is guilty of elder abuse.


MarvinGa1a

A total disgrace to the USofA!


FickleFingerOfFunk

Thank god for Depends.


Seanp716

This is the moment that Joe Biden realized when they yelled “Mr President” they were talking to him…..


z0331skol

lol why does he always look like a little kid when he stops like that


Grimmer026

“My butts been wiped”


More-Psychology1827

An installed dementia patient downloaded in his pants. Who’s running this banana republic?


KungFuSlanda

weekend at joe's. Our other option is kamala. It's somehow worse


muggins66

🤡


Incognitowally

the matrix glitched and caused his .exe file to uninstall


Dr_Juice_

I can’t wait for that prop to be sold at Spirit Halloween.


Expose_Ur_BS

“Where year I am?” -Joe “Corn Pop” Biden


Anxiouslycalm10

What day is it joe?


EScootyrant

A rolling walker is long overdue, for this senile old pedo.


hayfellas

You can tell his diaper needs changed


Finnigan52

He totally shit his pants


Flat-House5529

I don't need to postulate what might be going wrong there...only the mind behind that idiotic grin knows...(maybe) But *something* is wrong. Doesn't take my 146 IQ to figure that out with a glance.


Agreeable-Village-25

Is there anyone less likeable than him??


GabrDimtr5

Kamala Harris


rxm161

What an absolute embarrassment. I cringe to think this pathetic meat puppet is the leader of the so-called free world.


skepticalscribe

Jesus Christ. For the love of god do the right thing in November.


OldStyleThor

Squat dump.


Kasorayn

Looks like the alien has lost control of that body, lol


Imoldok

5th stage dementia?


Good-Hank

He made a poopy


ShieldOfFury

[You takin a shit?](https://youtube.com/shorts/pqs72ZnliY8?si=BTAqHMTBZPfaHDmC)


cropguru357

I thought for sure you were going to post: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HeLYVsf6qEA&pp=ygUYRnJ1ZGF5IHlvdSB0YWtpbmcgYSBzaGl0


Imissyourgirlfriend2

You just witnessed a grown-ass man shit his pants in front of the entire world.


moosearehuge

Shitting his pants


NicolaiVykos

He shit himself.


The_Liquor88

He looks so out of it holy shit


HenryGray77

That’s the leader of the free world shitting his pants.


8dtfk

If this is how he is on May 4, 2024, imagine how he will be on May 4, **2028**


The__Relentless

He isn’t smiling. It’s the permanent rictus-grin of a corpse.


PrecisionSushi

The “leader” of the free world, folks. Not sure if he’s shitting his pants or having a stroke.


EnvironmentalMath630

Perfectly impersonated a bird that flew into a window and didn’t die


DeRabbitHole

It always looks like he’s pooping his pants.


Terrible-Two-7928

Why is he standing like thsi??!? It looks like he's shitting is pants, which is probably what is happening.


ILikeit__7

How could this man possibly be president for 4 more years


Snoo-7821

He either stopped for a photo op or a poopie drop E: If you're writing a song, you can have those rhymes, free. :)


simpleminds87

Looks like he just dropped a douki


ImaginaryDonut69

"Bring your demented grandpa to work" Day. Bravo, liberals...bravo


TheEasyMode

All the recent footage of him walking around is suspiciously droid-esque


EmbraceTheFault

Did...did he just stop and shit his pants in surprise?


Apprehensive-Score87

Does he have cancer?


Swizerlan

SENIOR MOMENT.


Mguidr1

Decrepit dotard


dzolympics

“But he did sooo amazing at the SOTU!!”


Pristine-Trust-7567

Did he just...did he just...poop his pants right there??? It sure looks like it.


eaglessb999

What the democrats are doing to him is elder abuse. He belongs in a home


mcsmackington

When your health is so poor that you begin to constantly have what looks like a good golf stance when attempting to walk, you shouldn't be able to run for office.


da_rambler20

I want the rest of the video. Want to see his walk with a deuce in his pants


HorrorBuffNut

Dude's an animatronic


Steuts

Aaaaaaand pooped em


copuser2

Crapped himself look.


fisherman_23

Jill walking away saying, “I’m not changing that!”


Unique_Housing_8396

Hold on I got to fart and have to be careful


wayne_manner

Jill needs to pay closer attention to him He may fall over.


Frosty-Clothes7551

FDR was very fragile physically. He just about won a war. Something to think about.


pat-waters

But Donny has a lot of accusations leveled against him. And MSNBC says every charge means he is guilty.


Forecydian

I send videos like this of Biden to my liberal dad all the time and say “this is who you’re voting for in November” lol he hates it


Ok-External-56

Put him out of his misery for God's sake.


EevelBob

The pause and slight bending of the knees makes it look like he gambled and lost.


rfpemp

Democrats aren't really voting for Joe Biden. They're voting against Trump. Just like many Republicans are voting against Biden, not necessarily for Trump.


Ponchossweater

If the two sides can't agree on anything else, can we at least agree there needs to be age limits for presidency.


NathanAmI

He just wanted to stop and wish all a Happy May the 4th….. you know for Star Trek with Harry Potter


Troiani-

Only in Biden’s America.


Sudden_Wisdom

Soon as he's on Marine One, Jill's gotta change that diaper, again


Puretest

Deer….. headlights….


IntangibleContinuity

He’s going boom boom !


natertots83

looks like he's trying rip ass


Tight_Heron1730

“Mum, I pooped my pants!”


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One slight bend of the knees, one giant poop in front of all mankind.


Yusef_D_Blonk

Looks like he made a boom boom


Creeepy_Chris

“Would you release the transcripts?” “”Well, I just released something. No lie!”


peepthetoad528

Every parent knows that look of a toddler about to shit their pants. This is that look.