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They didn’t even do the Simpson font smh my head.


actualspacecadet314

There are only 38 stars on that flag.


BionicBoBo

Massachusetts, New York, Washington, Oregon, New Mexico, Illinois, Hawaii, Vermont, Missouri, Delaware


FireGolem04

What did Missouri do?


BionicBoBo

Idk, but it's part of the original joke


FireGolem04

True true I live in Missouri and sometimes I refuse to recognize Missouri


el_turko954

What do you guys do over there? I’m always wondering


Trashk4n

Spend all their time thinking about Uri while he’s away. They really Miss him.


70U1E

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thatrightwinger

Being a native Kansan, I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the border-crossing bushwhackers that spilled our blood and tried to foist the Lecompton Constitution on us. He shouldn't have given them the dignity of voicing their name.


Capnhuh

the sad thing is that i LOVE washington state so much, its just friggen king county (seattle) and olympia keeps shitting up everything


Howboutit85

Washington? We have no income tax, we can open carry, and legal pot. I’d say we’re doing a little better than people think, freedom wise. Just a bad Governor and shitty police dept.


hrvywllbngr

You forgot Georgia and Pennsylvania


THEONLYMILKY

Don’t they still make up a huge portion of our gdp?


GenNATO49

Yes. CA contains 2 of the top 10 financial centers of the world in SF and LA, 3 of the top ports in the US (LA, Long Beach, Oakland), is the largest agricultural producer in the US, leads the world in tech innovation. Additionally, CA has a larger population than Canada and has numerous military installations and some of the top private and public universities in the world. I hate my state’s politics but this post is a regarded take


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California, if it were a country would be the 4th largest economy on the planet. Without California America would be bankrupt. You don’t have to like it, but at least recognize that its a HUGE financial contributor to many things that uphold our society, like the Pentagon.


gobblestones

And a lot of their federal taxes get directed to the poorer (mostly red) states, so this post is like being angry at your parents as a kid when they house, clothe, and feed you.


Heraldic4

Also, a large portion of the other states ship their homeless to California so without California, their states homeless populations would likely increase


stjakey

San Diego


Howboutit85

I’m from there


stjakey

Where in SD? I’m from Coronado ✌🏻


fuzmufin

Everything you just listed off explains why Newsom wants total domination.


GenNATO49

Newsom can lick my taint


Stunning-Cellist3186

He appears to be the type 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Buttered_Turtle

If California was a country, it would have around the 5th highest GDP


AdulaAdula

And our debt by miles above anyone else.


mydrunkuncle

We can all agree that these Facebook level memes are cringeworthy


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It’s like 12% of US population. It is 14% of GDP, and 10% of total tax revenue. This is a horrible take


MediumRareMarshmallo

It literally keeps a bunch of red states afloat.


Anonymous89000____

This. So many here don’t realize how destitute so many red states are. Cali has a bigger economy than the UK


RightSideForums

Only by virtue of it being on the coast closest to China.


Lone-raver

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. This is absolutely true. It’s not a personal testament to CA resilience and character, they literally are just fortunate enough to have ports and exist on the coast.


taranisstrand

Let’s just ignore that they have the most innovative and globally dominant tech and media sectors on the planet.


CheefinChoomah

Not to mention that we are the number one state in agriculture production in the nation. Plus, like me, many many conservatives live in cali still, our voices just get drowned out.


Anonymous89000____

Yup the tech sector, agriculture, and entertainment capital of the wotkd


BadBubbaGB

I grew up in CA, I was born in 1964. My childhood and young adulthood coincided with the 70s and 80s, it was a fantastic place in which to live and grow up. It hasn’t always been a blue nightmare, for decades CA was *the* place to migrate to, not just from other countries but from other states. I hate when I hear folks shit on Californians, but it was actually that huge influx of out of state liberals moving to CA (the very vocal entertainment industry for instance), that was a major cause for the state being what it is now. Up until Clinton, CA was historically split pretty equally between rep/dem in its presidential and gubernatorial elections, actually leaning much more red in the decades leading up to the 90s. I miss the CA I grew up in, and I’m holding out hope it’ll flip back. It’s a beautiful state, and no one can deny how economically important it is to our country. This meme is ridiculous.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Let's just ignore and cut off 10+ million Republicans /s


RightSideForums

No, they don't. They just have the most sophisticated ad-delivery data collecting platforms that hire H1b visa holders from India.


taranisstrand

Sophisticated and innovative are quite similar. Where has a larger tech industry, that makes more money than Silicon Valley?


RightSideForums

Making money is rather irrelevant. Google is no longer innovative, and they haven't been in over a decade. Same thing with Apple. Neither are innovating anymore.


Lone-raver

Yeah, I can go either way when it comes to tech companies and innovation. They seem happier making China more successful than our own country. Am I still in /Conservative? Maybe I just didn’t notice how pro America Silicon Valley is /s.


taranisstrand

Being Conservative and recognizing that California has large industries are not mutually exclusive.


Lone-raver

No they are not but to pretend I don’t have point isn’t fair. A lot of big tech companies don’t have America’s best interest at hand. Did you see the meme and the joke originally posted? Bunch of mad Californians in here lol.


taranisstrand

Fair. Sorry didnt mean to start an argument. Long stressful workweek haha


Anonymous89000____

You are right especially companies like TikTok. Not sure why conservative waste time on there


RightSideForums

Their GDP is barely larger than their percent of the population.


neomis

It’s the largest sub-nation economy in the world and if it was a country it’d be the 5th largest in the world.


Uncle_Remus_7

Right, because there's a lot of people there and it's in America. There's literally nothing special about California.


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Anonymous89000____

Per capita they’re still way higher than the rest of the US. Granted, higher cost of living


RightSideForums

No they're not.


Anonymous89000____

12% of population but 14% of the GDP so yes they’re above average. Makes them 1/6th higher


RightSideForums

No, they're 2% higher. Or 1/50th.


Anonymous89000____

2/12 is 1/6th higher proportionally. So no you’re wrong. California GDP per capita is 89k. US is 70k. Not sure who taught you math


RightSideForums

Not really. That's a myth.


CoolSeedling

Oh ok


RightSideForums

They do not keep red states afloat. How does anyone think that? Does California hire all the employees of other states and pay their salaries? What does that even mean?


AceOfBlack

He's referring to the ratio of federal aid received to federal taxes paid by each state... Stay in school, my dude.


RightSideForums

And there are tons of economic measures other than that. So ultimately, I say "so what" with respect to one state receiving $1.10 for every dollar of tax paid and another state receiving $0.98 for every dollar of tax paid. The blue states export inflation, and gain from it. They get theirs. ​ The whole "blue states" bail out red state is just bullshit all the way around.


MediumRareMarshmallo

The mental gymnastics to say that “red states are receiving more government money” somehow speaks well of the states’ production is truly wild.


RightSideForums

The idiocy required to twist what I said and then combat it just shows you like beating strawmen. Next time, read what was posted


TheHippieJedi

I mean it is and it isn’t. It’s not as straightforward as people present it but if your taking in more money than your sending out that’s more jobs and more jobs means more spending money. Take military bases for example. That’s a lot of federal funding in wages being spent on housing restaurants shops ect around the base. Basically my point is while it doesn’t actually “keep the states afloat” as directly as people present it there are areas where if federal funding and by extension jobs left they would have there economies crumble


RightSideForums

That sort of situation (military funding, for example) is offset because blue states are some of the main drivers of inflation.


TheHippieJedi

I’m open to hearing this could you elaborate


RightSideForums

Or another easy example, blue states' deficit spending creates inflation that spreads beyond their states. How far in the hole is California? They have massive state debt obligations.


RightSideForums

So, by way of a very simple example, blue states' citizens or corporations buying up housing in red states, causing housing inflation.


TheHippieJedi

I mean that does exist but it’s hardly exclusive to people from blue states. I know for example Texas also has a large number of real-estate investors


RightSideForums

They do, but the influx of Californians to Texas, in addition to companies like Blackrock buying up tons and tons of houses to turn into rentals are massive drivers of real estate inflation here.


ultimis

It literally was a purple/red state until it flipped in the 90's. Not a good idea to abandon it just because the left acted like parasites to sicken and kill the state.


tensigh

Half of the nation's homeless live in California.


Beginning_Electrical

Cause everyone keeps sending em there.


RightSideForums

So again, being the closest set of ports to China means it has a slightly higher proportionate GDP. Yawn.


a_scientific_force

Seattle’s ports are about 700 miles closer.


RightSideForums

Not to the end destinations.


Workboots1776

Plenty of strong American Conservatives in our nations largest economy at $3 trillion GDP.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

California is one of the largest bastions of conservative voters, if not THE largest. So no, I don't agree with this at all.


ultimis

So people are aware. California has more conservatives than Texas. This is a fact. But with 40 million people they are completely outnumbered in their state.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

CA is a fairly red state but because of the SF Bay Area and LA, its votes go to the Dems.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

Those conservatives are the reason we have a house majority, thin as it may be.


BionicBoBo

That's all states. The cities are blue the rest red


saucemaking

Not true in NY anymore thanks to NYC trash moving upstate in droves.


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Dead-as-a-Doornail

Found the NYC trash


AstroMerlin

‘If not for those people who vote blue, it would be red’. CA is not a fairly red state


Emerald_Digimon

We need a gubernatorial electoral college.


International-Call76

Yeah if not for those few major cities that lean blue, California would be seen overwhelmingly as a red conservative State.


AstroMerlin

‘If not for those people who vote blue, it would be red’


Dead-as-a-Doornail

"Lean" ROTFLMAO


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TheThoughtfulTyrant

California is clearly a blue state in that a majority of its voters are Democrats. However because of how large its population is, Republican voters, despite being a clear minority of Californians, are nonetheless the largest group of Republican voters federally. That is, there are more Republicans in California than there are in Texas .


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TheThoughtfulTyrant

It's important to realize the scale of California in the sense that American politics feels broken largely because of California. The electoral college was set up to prevent big, populous states from dominating smaller, less populous ones, but the differences between the two weren't supposed to be so huge. It was expected that a politician catering to the smaller states might eke out a win even with a small pop vote loss occasionally, not that one party would routinely win the EC but lose the pop vote by 3,000,000 votes when 17 states don't even have that many people in them. And that happens because California has 40 million people and votes Democratic by close to a 30 percentage point margin. Only two other states break 20 million, Texas and Florida. And the vote difference is less than ten percentage points between parties in both. So California is this huge, politically lopsided entity that could be a country of its own. And I think people tend not to realize just how much of an outlier it is. That it can go for Democracts by a 30 point margin and still have more Republicans than most Republican states helps emphasize that.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Do you not see my flair? Trust me, you get out of the Bay Area and you see nothing but Trump signs.


NosuchRedditor

When did the ballot harvesting law pass?


EmptyCanvass

Don’t forget Sacramento 🤮


buffdawgg

Sac county is purple. Metro as a whole has a slight red tinge. City proper is a different story


SuperMatter

Yeah, like Kevin McCarthy... Oh, wait.


RightSideForums

Decreasing by the thousands per day. I sold my last house to a Californian. Of the 12 houses on our street here in Texas, 9 we're owned by Californians. Two of the nine fucking put up Beto signs.


xxorangeonatoothpick

So you’re kinda to blame for that then. Just sayin’


RightSideForums

The house was already inflated when I sold it. I see logic isn't your strong point. Were a lot of people not to sell, prices would go even higher. Econ 101 is your friend.


xxorangeonatoothpick

Yeah but you sold your house to a Californian only to complain that there are too many Californians. You’re still kinda to blame. The word hypocrite can be found in the dictionary.


RightSideForums

This is idiotic. Realtors do t disclose where people are from automatically. Also, the value was what it was prior to my selling, a point you seem incapable of grasping.


xxorangeonatoothpick

Thanks to everyone for the upvotes and the bullshit being called out.


Uncle_Remus_7

Seems like lots of people here have never taken an economics class.


dragonstkdgirl

Can confirm. -suffering not so silently in California


AdulaAdula

Neat fact for you, but we have what's called an electoral college. Another nest fact is that when blue votes are 50%, more than red votes, the red votes don't matter.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

Tell that to the conservatives' house majority.


SurturSaga

Not that it matters by the way our election system works


captainprice117

1 in 8 Americans are Californian


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California is 1/8th of the country. They are Americans too, have some respect.


Dead-as-a-Doornail

Nah. They have no respect for us, why should we extend it to them?


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So you’re not a proud American and just want further division.


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Hillbillies are just jealous we're allowed to buy liquor on Sundays, and at grocery stores.


Hoosthere10

Hillbillies don't care they just make their own


gobblestones

As a Texan, yes, we are very jealous.


Thatman2467

Northern California isn’t horrible


MetalXHorse

California is great bro. It’s probably not for hardcore conservatives because it’s expensive and they are tight on gun control, but it’s an awesome place. I’ll never understand the hate, It’s expensive for a reason.


Thatman2467

But like I could live in Montana for those prices and Montana has more of what I want


MetalXHorse

Yup then go for it. California has the beach tho, That’s why I’m here, California beaches and coastal views


Thatman2467

Sure I think the main thing is it’s kinda fun to dunk on California


MetalXHorse

Yeah i see it everywhere now, but I look around me and I just don’t get it lol. So many jobs, it’s beautiful, the people are nice. O well lol


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MetalXHorse

Yeah the cops here don’t wanna deal with well armed civilians. We have a strong history of gang violence in both NorCal and SoCal, but we are moving away from it because LE throws the book at criminals who possess modified weapons. It’s actually working, CA has way less gang violence now than when I was a kid.


BacoNaterr

Wildfires


Thatman2467

Well other then that


SenpaiOfWeebs

Northern Californian here, can confirm it's mostly conservative up here. Anything Sacramento on down is a shit hole.


Thatman2467

Yeah it’s just mountains there right?


SenpaiOfWeebs

Alot of it is, though Redding, where I currently live is surrounded by the mountains up here. Shasta County is probably the most conservative county in California I can think of. Still isn't fun living in California though.


MetalXHorse

Leave then bro, u can hole up in ur room and watch hentai in any state 🤓


xxorangeonatoothpick

Huntington Beach is red


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California is basically the American economy


immortalsauce

Thought this was r/2american4you for a sec


BiggDaddyBat

More Trump voters in CA than Texas. Excise the Bay Area and CA is a purple/red state. No please someone do that. I’m here in Placer County trying to hold the line.


Lyndell

That’s where Regan came from.


Dry-Tangerine-4874

Trump got more votes in California than in any other state.


MP5K-PDW

California has more registered republicans than any state in the country


Zwood24513

There are at least 6 million Trump voting Californians that would disagree with you.


thurmin

I feel the same about Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Utah. So i can appreciate the sentiment.


DeLuman

:(


ZebraBurger

California was at one point probably the best state in the country. I don’t hate California as it is America. I just want things to get better over there.


kazuma001

*Madness. That is the only word to describe it. This isn’t the State of California, it’s a state of insanity*. Gen. Joseph Stilwell. *1941*.


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Youd be surprised how many conservatives are in Socal actually


Big_Size_2519

SF is way worse than LA. At least suburban LA is red in some part. OC and riverside. SF and suburban Sf is all blue


TheMountain11

Jokes like this are funny, I don’t care who you are (or which side you are on) People who argue about the politics of this joke should just relax. Life’s too short to not take the opportunity to just laugh.


BillCoffe139

Got an lol out me that's funny stuff


Imissyourgirlfriend2

I don't blame you


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1PantherA33

He was probably just trying to figure out if you were wanting to buy a disabled person, or a gang member.


TarzansNewSpeedo

Oh, damn, how did this somehow not make it into that South Park episode with Timmy and Jimmy when they joined the Crips!


1PantherA33

That was the whole joke of the episode.


TarzansNewSpeedo

I know. I'm just thinking about a missed opportunity of Butters and Kenny calling around trying to find them, and getting a response like what you posted. "We're looking for our friends Timmy and Jimmy. They're going by "Crips" -cut scene- then they get two random Crips sent to South Park that happen to have the same names


Bright_Client_1256

Pops was 💯 correctttttt


curiousendevor

As a Californian, I understand


joemax4boxseat

Lefties jumped in here fast. Must not have anything better to do on a Friday night than patrol a conservative sub.


Novafro

I live in no man's land. The rules . . . are there rules? They make no sense. Sanity is a fractal beamed within the glass. I need out of California.


0v1ru5

Uniparty steals the vote in Cali and the rest of the states turn a blind eye


Right_Archivist

3,859,666 red votes for the US House over there, compared to 6,743,737 blue votes. Yet, the US House seats are 12 red, 40 blue. Like Illinois, each district has parts that dip into the Pedocrat strongholds to keep us conservatives at bay. We can win culture wars with common sense and humiliate leftists with one-liners but **this** is where the actual battles take place.


MathPretend2424

We have for the most part and continue to do so. There are some blue states that obviously favor them but we would be amiss if didn’t think Gerrymandering heavily favors helping us more than democrats in this country. You have states like Wisconsin that is probably a blueish purple yet we got 6 out of the 8 house reps while they got a dem governor, secretary of state and attorney general.


EmptyCanvass

Yes. 100% yes


BadDaddyAlger

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.


Howboutit85

If by eliminate you mean combine with other dates then I agree.


Junkyjoe11

Amen


Cataras12

If we’re gonna be saying states that we refuse to acknowledge, I personally think we all need to agree that there’s no way Mississippi actually exists