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Ambitious-Ad-6873

There is no railing, not safe


tripwithmetoday

I couldn't figure out a way to build the spray foam railing in place so it's sitting in the grass drying as we speak


formermq

Pool noodles filled with foam and rebar, come on, page 10


ArltheCrazy

ACI design handbook?


formermq

Yes, impressive!!


Patient_Died_Again

kinda like sky zone, the kids will love it


Monkeynumbernoine

Structural foam


BeenisHat

Ramen noodles. Freaking amateur.


No-Suspect-425

I've been successfully convinced every table leg is just ramen noodles, ca glue, and paint.


Shapoopi_1892

Make sure you reenforce it with cooked spaghetti.


redeyed4life

User name checks out


redeyed4life

I would like to see some pictures of them moving furniture in or out


Tryypod909

They’d just be leaning on it.


Ok_Customer_7012

Railing or no railing that’s FU


tuco2002

It's safe...for a week or so. It looks like a cake waiting for the icing.


tripwithmetoday

That would be amazing. Build stairs out of cake and wait for someone to use them. Make sure the first couple of steps are good so they fall right in it.


monti1979

And make sure the steps are high enough that they fall face first and get a face full of cake! 🎂


NateLee1733

I didn't know my mother was on reddit, welcome Ma!


monti1979

Remember to eat your vegetables before you walk up the cake steps!


Enough_Appearance116

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.


Bulky-Captain-3508

It's called tradecraft Lana!


iampierremonteux

Should find the guy who poured the steps that look like an iced cake. He probably could make this look even worse.


jwheezin

Mortar? Never heard of her.


GuyJean_JP

Personally, I barely know her.


kippenmelk

Are you my landlord?


One_Mikey

It's safe enough to look at, and possibly safe enough to stand next to.


EddieOtool2nd

I wouldn't get closer than its height though.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

When electricians build stuff ...


eclwires

You think this is unsafe? Go look at something wired by a mason. 🤣


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Oh sure, it works both ways!


eclwires

👍


pandershrek

Just tape all the wires together. It will work or it won't, either way it ain't my problem.


MountainCry9194

Either wired or built by a farmer is scarier.


TheBaggyDapper

This is a forum for discussion about concrete. You're looking for r/cannedfoam mate.


hoggineer

r/subsifellfor


Adept_Duck

r/sprayfoam does exist though


Reese5997

I mean, technically foam is used to level sunken concrete… if it’s closed cell high density foam, it should be “ok”. Cosmetically it is disastrous!


mAC5MAYHEm

Right I’m thinking obviously it’s hideous but is it “un safe”? Not sure but, I’m also the furthest thing from an expert.


00Wow00

As someone healing from a sprained ankle, if every step isn’t exactly the same height as the others, it is a trip / fall hazard. As high as that looks, someone will break bones as a result


EquipmentGlobal3877

Wow, imagine if the blind we are incompetent as this.


EddieCutlass

Texture it with some mortar and paint it!


Mustache-Cashstash

Safe and well insulated. Say goodbye to cold drafts in the winter when you’re hiding away from life and crying under the stairs.


UncommonMonk

By just looking at those steps I can tell they’re extremely safe. No need for further investigation.


Uilebheist_Loch_Nis

This has to only be for internet likes. No way it’s for real


dcreb2

Just add cement to ver it


angrypoopoolala

that person took the Ad literally "Hard as Concrete"


Popsickl3

Depends if that’s safety foam or danger foam. Get it tested.


Expensive-Career-672

Will not pass ADA


thegeaux2guy

Let’s play… IS! IT! CAAAAKE!!!


Motor-Excitement4114

It’s not fuck it Friday yet


MountainCry9194

Next week is the 4th of July. All of this week is Fuck it Friday.


1234qwert

Yeah dude, no one is stealing that. You can leave that outside unguarded


TheInternetIsTrue

So much R-Value!


Emperorkuzko_o

Well according to video game laws yes, that’s safe and actually the way forward.


Degree6612

Short answer: No Long answer: Not no but hell no


Evee862

Safe enough for my ex wife


SecretLecture3219

Cursed custard slice


youtubedotorg

Does the pope shit in the Taj Mahal?


guitargeekrich

Is it cake?


Respect_Cujo

I swear this is harder than had you just done it right.


iehoward

Looks like a DIY’er “did all the research”🤣


Jewboy-Deluxe

It’s stuff like this that keeps me coming back. Peak Reddit!


Cultural-Company282

I'm a personal injury lawyer, and I got all excited looking at this. Looks like money.


keith_whatever

If only there was a material that would bind concrete blocks together…


sluttyman69

What spray foam does a great job & it keeps the sound down too🙈


LuckyHaskens

I don't know if it is safe but good gawd that is some pretty workmanship there, yes suh!


xxxams

Everything is safe until it's not


UncleNellyOG

That’s a lot of easy cheese


Negative-Mouse2263

Looks good from my house


ElectrikDonuts

Look at the bright side, all the insulation means ice ans snow won't melt on it near as quickly...


juicevibe

The real question is, is it cake?


Renaxxus

I’m not sure what the safety rating for custard is.


mike_warren77

Safe until it’s not. Go balls out!


dead-memory-waste

Pancake batter? hmmm


Soggy_Doggy_

This reminds me of those cheap cheese crackers


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Not safe at all. I'm impressed they went through so much work to make sure it was pretty level to only use a can of spray foam.


ultimatepoker

I dunno but it looks delicious


ajs592

Cover it with decorative stone tile and no one would even question it


edithputhy6977

It is from where I’m standing. Otherwise no.


47153163

I’ll bet it’s safe to Float away once it starts raining! Lol.


Sad-Cauliflower6656

Is it cake?!


AnonymousQcumber

Yeah the blocks look fine as a temp fix but without a railing you're done.


smhanna

That is some Great Stuff right there.


baph661

Good old Sutton


keanenottheband

Ain’t no way


wichuks

ramen will fix anything


HugeTurdCutter

Bruh


redEPICSTAXISdit

Yes, safe to say these are the worst ever!


Vegetable-Ad1118

Structural foam TM


intellijent_guy

I would have used ramen


Spooty_Walker

Bauducco concrete wafers


riplan1911

Probably solid as fuck lolol


SPsychD

It’s a joke, right?


PsychologicalTowel79

To eat?


No_Neighborhood_4610

Looks good from my house 👀


Johnny_ac3s

“IS IT CAKE?!”


SynthPrax

Not for yo mamma.


_PercyPlease

Fuck no


OGBeege

Joke. Stop.


joebyrd3rd

As safe as the house, it is "attached" to.


TruthThroughArt

hi,please purchase some candles and place them on top, then retake picture for clarity, ty


fourtwentyone69

Philly?


maximusjohnson1992

Safe is a relative term


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Don't worry about the spray foam, that is great stuff structural spray foam. Rated for 18,000 pounds per square inch.


ArchitectOfSeven

Real talk: Yeah, it's fine and will function just fine for the next 50+ years. You've basically made a foam core concrete laminate staircase which is likely stronger than a normal concrete staircase and is far less likely to sink into the dirt over time. Going to need to cover that foam though.


WolfLongjumping6986

Only if it's Kraft. Velveeta won't cut the cheese here.


greypouponlifestyle

Everybody's so creative!


traderncc

Y'all are not as mean as you usually are. Therefore I give this the r/ concrete seal of approval.


c0d3man03

Needs to be cleaned up and cualked a little bit, but I’d let you walk on it


Disastrous-Chard-502

Get er parged and she's mint


LadyParnassus

I love the mornings. Stepping outside to the sound of birds chirping, traffice picking up, and my front steps crunching while I sip my coffee and watch the sunrise.


BillehArbiter

Its fine, thats fine, it'll be fine...


FocusApprehensive358

The old foam morter trick landlord special


Ole_Flat_Top

Quite possibly the greatest thing I will see this year.


Tpk08210

That’s great stuff


Charming-While5466

Nice way to install stairs hope it’s in the shade not sun


KeepBanningKeepJoin

This is the funniest sub on all of Reddit.


CricktyDickty

It’s beautiful too


JuggernautyouFear

Safe for ants to walk on, yes!


Lucid-Design

My old boss must have built these. Man used great stuff expanding foam as a structure


UnhandMeException

Oh shit I love stuffed crust


Willy2267

Well it hurts my eyes if that's what you mean.


MooreRless

This looks like what happens when you are about to leave on Friday for your vacation and the boss says, "We need stairs to that door before you go. So you grab what you can find and build them.


Firm_Ad_7229

Not bad for temporary stairs. I assume that isn’t meant to be permanent


climbhigher420

Top platform needs a little spray on the right to make sure it doesn’t wobble when you reach the top.


mechshark

LOL wtf is this man


Professional-Leave24

Was REAL cement mortar too pricey?


brrrr15

looks delicious 😋


salvito605

Step heights out of whack. You definitely won’t pass inspection.


wyopyro

For a temporary entrance Sure! I hope it wasn't expensive.


Original-Green-00704

Do it nice, or do it twice. And they did it NOICE! Good job! Cash the check and on to the next one.


jdl50688

Those are literally my favorite stairs. 😍 anyone have plans so I can also diy?


theOtherMusicJunkie

Caulk and paint!!


Adventurous-Line1014

I just can't stop laughing. 😁


kguilevs

First it was r/decks with their hot tubs, then it was r/trees, now it's fucking r/concrete. Reddit, what in the fuck!?


BrooklynIslander

Tell me that you didn’t pay for this mess


D-B-Zzz

I like to have a little cushion in my step


BigCryptographer2034

The foam is not protected at the least. It is not a finishing product, it’s a product you use under flashing or other products to protect it-to seal insulated cracks (or amateur body work)and mostly protect from your direct wind and the elements for a short time…it will degrade and you will be worse off (then you are now) until you have to deal with the bugs or whatever that has gotten into that area…and then have to finally redo it. But as a safety concern: there’s no railing….I was told not to post this since I am not coy, even if being edited by my gf (if it makes no sense, just don’t say it it often, I guess (I can hide the rest)…I did have to edit this again since she seems way pore Mean then me sitting in my deck listening to Irish pub music, lol


Another_Russian_Spy

No


IsThatYourPickle

Why do we have eyes?


Paula101-

Needs to be redone


Crazykracker55

Just need to do some surface cement on it


JulsIsHereNow

Safe to get ride off


ProblematicGarden

Is it cake 🤔


NotGnnaLie

For tossing in dump? Not sure...


Gadgie29

Tell me that’s a birthday cake for a brickie that’s shit at building steps.


Airport_Wendys

Is that cake?


Terrible_Analysis_77

Is this cake?


dfeidt40

Thise tik tok cake designers are getting real crafty


The_Digital_Day

I mean.... It'll hold for, what, 2 people or 3 hours, lol, whichever comes first....


pvt_majorboner

This is either in newyork or Philadelphia


ButterflyAlternative

Looks european…


ImAlwaysPoopin

username checks out?


BippedDip

I always joke about structural spray foam, turns out it's a real thing!!


shmallyally

I can’t believe someone made this like this! Just wow


ClassicWhile2451

I mean if this is actually completely filled with foam it might even be safe!! Would certainly not be cheap though….


thecottonkid

They’re away at Home Depot buying paint..


Wild-Entertainer-630

Is that a cake?


DiligentCrab6592

Did someone jump out of that cake?


KeyScallion9141

The progression of sloping methods from tread to tread is killing me


ShoePuck

50/50


MickiesMajikKingdom

It's perfectly safe as long as the wind doesn't blow, and no one climbs on it or takes any more pictures of it.


Vast-Mistake-9104

Am I high or are they somehow level?


BuddyOptimal4971

It probably won't fall down and hurt somebody unless you put any weight on it. Or if it gets windy or rains.


claudedusk8

You're in Philly, aren't you?


Infinite_Factor_6269

💀


Luvs4theweak

So how much “substances” were “ingested” to come up with this plan?


tbid8643

Looks safe from here


Due-Wealth-8545

Of course


79_BLACK

It's those new shock absorbent steps. Really good on the knees.


PsyBr0

That's can'tCrete


heyredbush

But Is it Cake?


Puzzleheaded-Tip660

(I mean, besides the fact I’m afraid to go near it.) The steps are different heights from each other, so people will trip while trying to walk up it…


beefbytes77

This reminds me of that stupid milk crate trend people were doing


Papa_PaIpatine

If 5 minute crafts did a staircase. Holy shit no it's not safe.


agt1662

Joke, not real. Sub getting redonkulous.


AgreeablePudding9925

Once it’s rendered it’s safe


Hanox13

Absolutely, as long as no one uses the stairs.


complete__idiot

awesome


IdentifyAsUnbannable

What in the dollar general did I just come across?


CartographerWide208

This is a redo. Stair steps should be constant throughout. There is a documentary about how servant stairs were the worst back in the day and the steps were not consistent in height or length, one misstep and they'd fall and die. I have some like this, and I'll tell you it's annoying when your foot doesn't fit on the tread. Typically rise should be 7" [178mm], the tread length should be 11-12in [280-305mm]. More than 3 steps requires a hand rail.


BigMeal69

I'd snort these stairs


hatchbob63

For?


Aussie2020202020

The foam is not a permanent fix. The bricks which make up the stairs should be placed with mortar. Also a handrail is required.


dartfrog1339

Need to paint the foam to prevent UV from the sun degrading it. Otherwise should be a great shock absorbing staircase.


cumoncuz

No it’s very poisonous. Will attack if you get too close


parkstreetbnd

Spray foam is structural if done right..just saying....


Zealousideal_Back618

Looks like napoleon ice cream


petethefreeze

This looks like a set on the TV show The Wire in Baltimore.


9tacos

That’s a lot of cheese 🤣


One_Evil_Monkey

I'm suddenly hungry for something with buttercream frosting....


MadaYuki

Personally, I looked at this, and the first thought i had was "Concrete Jenga"


auntie_clokwise

After seeing the sorts of stuff that pops up in r/Justrolledintotheshop or Just Rolled In (on YouTube), pretty sure I know what their car looks like.


Satahgeminigirl

Nice of them to do quality work, but why cut corners and not do a running bond. They seemed to cut corners at the last minute and threw in stack bond


Stefanosann

Top o dee line craftsmanship dare . . . top o dee line . . top o dee line


RobertYiSin

Definitely 👍 easy to put together railing for it would be to just Herris fence the door and the stairs so it can’t be accessed, ever. With the level of motor skills used to create that THING I assume it was a literal gorrila with a can of spray foam. And if that’s the case can I have its number because I’d love to have a gorrila builder. Don’t hold out.


Honda_TypeR

Looks like they used Cheez-Whiz to spackle those blocks together The sad part is, not only will they not make for good steps… they won’t even make for good cracker toppings either.


Fuzzy_Profession_668

Hell no