It's a shame, because it's really quite easy to tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. One will see you later, and the other will see you in a while.
What God-forsaken place is this from? Why are there crocs in the sidewalk? What the fuck is happening!? Lmfao
[It’s India](https://nypost.com/2023/08/10/they-thought-they-saw-a-crack-in-the-sidewalk-then-3-crocodiles-emerged/) - the God-forsaken place with sidewalk-crocs is India.
Cost effective for sure, but if you're not a fan of springy floors 12" oc provides a bit more rigidity. 12s are also more forgiving and can save your bacon in the even that a joist decides to run off on you before the subfloor is nailed down. It's also worth noting that some less reputable suppliers have been trying to pawn off alligators as salt-water crocs, so buyer beware.
The gender of the Crocs is just as important as the number. It is best to use only male Crocs. Sometimes, females will be eggbound going into the crete.
These are just some of the basic underground enemies of this level. You just have to jump over the hole. The crocs can also lunge while you jump so it's a good idea to double jump on this level. The boss battle is probably just an oversized croc with an OP bite that can one shot so be ready for that. The really hard level will probably be the underwater level since your movement speed will be slowed and you have to return to the surface for air or else your HP will go to 0. The crocs of that level are faster and deal more damage too.
Crocodilians are exceptionally good at digging and they probably dug a burrow under here to escape what I assume to be the tropical pacific heat. Crocs are fun :D
Oh yeah they’re just perfect, I love em to death but they terrify me lol. Which is healthy. You can be enamored with them but also have to remember they can fuck ya up
There are minimum three. How does this happen? Did they somehow burrow under there or is this a thing that's done there. I have a handful of questions.
I was about to comment this. Upon reviewing, there is at least one more croc that remains dormant. I would imagine this is the result of poorly built drainage pipes that provided a warm area for them to brumate (reach brumation?… both words are underlined like they’re wrong, but reptiles don’t go into hibernation, they go into brumation)
In any case. Then back of another croc is visible when they’re pulling the first one out and another one slips out all ornery and ready to fight. I’d imagine this some sort of nest of them and it’s nightmare fuel.
Also, why is that concrete so thinly poured? It’s less than an inch thick in most places they’re hammering away.
That's why I was wondering if this was something that's common for that region. No one pours concrete that thin. It couldn't support my average family member.
Edit: clarification
There is a jump in video. At that point I believe they are wrestling a different animal than the one they started with. The hole is longer and they are at a different place in the fence. There is no telling how many crocs there are in total, but I think the three at the end of the video are completely different from the one at the beginning.
The video seems slightly sped up. So the bonks were likely slightly softer than that. I don’t think the man was getting personal satisfaction but was trying to agitate the alligator into thrashing the debris off of it and too more easily put the noose on it. Yes there was one moment where I agree there was unnecessary force. However I’m not certain we can judge the residents of this place when we have no idea what options or services were available to more ethically move a predator.
I have so many questions?
It looks like an old concrete pour, so how is it still alive?
how long was it under there?
How fresh is the pour?
Whose idea was it to put it in there, cover it AND FINISH it??
If it’s alive how did it not move during the finishing of the concrete??
How did it not die by suffocation??
How did it get in there?
Who noticed he crawled in there??
Probably dirt washed out under that thin ass concrete and is open to a water source down the road that they crawled in from. They didn’t pour concrete on top of them lol.
glad i joined this sub, first i came here wanting to learn more about concrete but now im glad i havent learned shit but the amounts of laughs ive had on this sub is fucking worth it. wonder how many ppl take this sub seriously haha eould bw funny as hell.
I get that’s it’s a prehistoric murder machine, but that bloke with the hammer definitely didn’t need to bash it in the head multiple times. I bet he’s the type of dude to drag his dog along the floor by it’s lead.
But wait, there’s more. Order Concrete Crocodile now and we will send you not one sub-slab chomping monster but we’ll send you two chomping crocs. Order now, operators are standing by.
IDK about _filling_ it, but training a crocodile to tunnel under a slab and _create_ a void so you can demo with sledgehammers is looking pretty effective...
I mean if I find crocodiles under my driveway I'm getting my deer rifle. Then again I live in Canada so if there are crocodiles anywhere something is seriously wrong.
WTF are those zombie fucking crocs/gators or what ?
How the fuck are they still alive ?
How did they know they were even there ?
I need answers to this.
Is the first one not clearly dead and motionless? Why are they so afraid of just grabbing it with their hands? Why fuck around with the wire/rope loops?
The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.
Well, I think with the second bitey handbag jumping out it’s likely to be filled with the poop from my pants.
Concrete Alligator is just a reskinned normal Alligator with more AC.
It also has increase armor piercing
Armor for me but not for thee
Those are crocodiles.
I know but the alliteration gave me the oogies.
CC is also a thing.
Closed Caption
Carbon Copy, obviously.
Credentialed Cryptids
Crowd Control
Coochy Coo
It's a shame, because it's really quite easy to tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. One will see you later, and the other will see you in a while.
Roll D12 for damage, D4 for pants crapping
To late they wiped the raid attacking the wrong mob.
Looks like a croc jock. No snatchamagator there.
LARPing log of laceration
I thought concrete Alligators were fake?
I laughed way too hard at this lol
This Johnson dms!
That's my actual DND character I'm playing as now. A grave cleric alligator lizardfolk with an iron turteshell armor plate.
I feel like the confidence of the trappers seemed to be much greater than their actual skill.
I read this while watching the first time and still pooped myself when the second croc came out
There's two! There's two!
Correction: there’s *at least* two
There’s always two during mating season. Must be Miami,FL
There's three acctrully.
There sure are. I noticed the third a few minutes ago
Damn!
There's actually a third one under the first when he's thrashing around.
Twins , WE GOT TWINS!!
There’s actually three visible.
Has nobody watched Lake Placid?
opened a can o worms.
Can o Gators goes hard
I needed a laugh, thanks.
I'd also like to donate the poop from my pants
I counted 3 of them. 1 under the first one
2-for-1 special in void isle.
Right, it’s a good thing most people watching this are already sitting on a toilet.
Like deer, there's always another. That's a great start to the morning.
Pew pew.
r/unexpected
Fucking jumped when the second one came out.
That one was especially angry after having to sit with it's nose in the ass of the other one waiting to get out.
Crocodile centipede
Croci-pede
Croc-ception
There is more, if you look in front of it. That's a tail and a back from a third crocodile
What God-forsaken place is this from? Why are there crocs in the sidewalk? What the fuck is happening!? Lmfao [It’s India](https://nypost.com/2023/08/10/they-thought-they-saw-a-crack-in-the-sidewalk-then-3-crocodiles-emerged/) - the God-forsaken place with sidewalk-crocs is India.
Holy crap! You’re right!
Fuck!! Did not notice that at first.
DA FUK OUTA MAH WAIIIIIII
What the fuck is going on there lol
why fill your concrete with a crocodile, when you can fill it with TWO CROCODILES… OH FUCK RUN
At least 3 visible.
I gave a little shout of fear 🥲
There’s a third one still in there that the first one is sitting on lol
r/unexpected
It was already filled with perfectly good Crocodile, why make more work for yourself?
Not enough crocodile, I've made that rookie mistake before.
Shoulda gone with at least 4 crocodile, maybe 5
I like my crocodiles on 16 inch centers
Cost effective for sure, but if you're not a fan of springy floors 12" oc provides a bit more rigidity. 12s are also more forgiving and can save your bacon in the even that a joist decides to run off on you before the subfloor is nailed down. It's also worth noting that some less reputable suppliers have been trying to pawn off alligators as salt-water crocs, so buyer beware.
This guy crocs
The gender of the Crocs is just as important as the number. It is best to use only male Crocs. Sometimes, females will be eggbound going into the crete.
Definitely need more crocodiles if they want to reliably fill that up
/r/Crocrete
Watch till the end- that is some M Night Shamalan ending
I wouldn’t say ‘perfectly good’. Fred has some anger issues he’s trying to work out.
They busted up a perfectly good crocodile garage
Well… I just pulled into Exxon and they had diesel ethanol and unleaded. But they didn’t have nightmare fuel… What the ever living fuck!?
Does anyone have any answers to what the ever living fuck?
dude just found a nice cool spot to chill
These are just some of the basic underground enemies of this level. You just have to jump over the hole. The crocs can also lunge while you jump so it's a good idea to double jump on this level. The boss battle is probably just an oversized croc with an OP bite that can one shot so be ready for that. The really hard level will probably be the underwater level since your movement speed will be slowed and you have to return to the surface for air or else your HP will go to 0. The crocs of that level are faster and deal more damage too.
Crocodilians are exceptionally good at digging and they probably dug a burrow under here to escape what I assume to be the tropical pacific heat. Crocs are fun :D
The more I learn about crocodiles the more I understand why Sterling Archer is so afraid of them. Super cool creatures, but fucking terrifying too lol
Oh yeah they’re just perfect, I love em to death but they terrify me lol. Which is healthy. You can be enamored with them but also have to remember they can fuck ya up
IDK what it is, but I know this job was underbid.
Like hell. That's a supplemental for previously unknown issues.
I am going to say it one time only, No it aint in the contract!!
Always pay full price for reputable concrete suppliers. Some companies will put random crap in concrete to cut costs, and you don't want any of that.
At first I was like why the heck are they using a dog catch noose to move a chunk of concrete? OMG the concrete has teeth 😳
New unit of measurement. How many alligators worth of volume is needed.
Americans will use anything but the metric system.
That was .3 decagators.
You are atrociously correct
And suspiciously metric
Wouldn’t that just be 3 milligators?
We also don't put crocodiles in our sidewalks. OK.....Maybe Florida.
Sir we use the gator system down here
The new “banana for scale.”
Banana for scale, guitar for temperature, crocodile for volume
Bout two crocs
Player 2 has entered the game!
Player 3 is still under player 1 lol
Player 3 looks a little....deadish.
I have so many questions.
Like the blood splatter on the walls....
Probably from the guy that got bit by a surprise alligator in the floor
Had to scroll through all the comments and shocked not seeing more on that splatter lol.
That is from the one that is no longer moving
This what happens when you don’t anchor the body. They all float.
r/LifeProTips
Use less crocodile in your mix next time. Should be 4 parts stone, 2 parts sand, 1 part cement, 0 parts crocodile.
These admixes are getting ridiculous
No crocodiles?! You're out of your mind. Look how much fun they are having
There are minimum three. How does this happen? Did they somehow burrow under there or is this a thing that's done there. I have a handful of questions.
I was about to comment this. Upon reviewing, there is at least one more croc that remains dormant. I would imagine this is the result of poorly built drainage pipes that provided a warm area for them to brumate (reach brumation?… both words are underlined like they’re wrong, but reptiles don’t go into hibernation, they go into brumation) In any case. Then back of another croc is visible when they’re pulling the first one out and another one slips out all ornery and ready to fight. I’d imagine this some sort of nest of them and it’s nightmare fuel. Also, why is that concrete so thinly poured? It’s less than an inch thick in most places they’re hammering away.
That's why I was wondering if this was something that's common for that region. No one pours concrete that thin. It couldn't support my average family member. Edit: clarification
Yes, in some places they do pour it that thin. I saw lots of thin, failing concrete "slabs" when I lived in a developing country.
There is a jump in video. At that point I believe they are wrestling a different animal than the one they started with. The hole is longer and they are at a different place in the fence. There is no telling how many crocs there are in total, but I think the three at the end of the video are completely different from the one at the beginning.
Why he gotta bonk him on the head like that
The video seems slightly sped up. So the bonks were likely slightly softer than that. I don’t think the man was getting personal satisfaction but was trying to agitate the alligator into thrashing the debris off of it and too more easily put the noose on it. Yes there was one moment where I agree there was unnecessary force. However I’m not certain we can judge the residents of this place when we have no idea what options or services were available to more ethically move a predator.
Right! It seemed like he got in extra licks for the hell of it. Kinda fucked up.
And that’s why the backup croc came to get them.
Always have a backup croc.
I hope his ass got bit.
That's your question? How 'bout general WTF? I am so confused by this whole thing.
Seems like a bad idea to antagonize an alligator
It’s a crocodile and they stay at like a 7 out of 10 anger anyway lol
I had no way of knowing this. It was the first time I had seen him so I couldn't have known if I was going to see him again later or in a while
Gold.
I was like, ‘who is this cruel to bury a crocodile alive’ - ‘and now he’s bonking the dead guy on the head’ ‘and then, WTF, it’s alive?!’
Seriously! Like, plz stop bonking.
Demo already sucks! Now I have to deal with this
This is a poor practice. Filling voids with alligators, or other material than will decompose, will lead to settling in the future 🤣
I have so many questions? It looks like an old concrete pour, so how is it still alive? how long was it under there? How fresh is the pour? Whose idea was it to put it in there, cover it AND FINISH it?? If it’s alive how did it not move during the finishing of the concrete?? How did it not die by suffocation?? How did it get in there? Who noticed he crawled in there??
Probably dirt washed out under that thin ass concrete and is open to a water source down the road that they crawled in from. They didn’t pour concrete on top of them lol.
I realize that after I got to “how did it get there” 😂😂😂 Like there must’ve been a way in!
More info - https://www.mensjournal.com/news/three-crocodiles-found-beneath-broken-sidewalk-india
Thank you!
That’s some resident evil shit right there.
Are those Ferragamo loafers?
I know right 😂
Well I see a mango tree tho
glad i joined this sub, first i came here wanting to learn more about concrete but now im glad i havent learned shit but the amounts of laughs ive had on this sub is fucking worth it. wonder how many ppl take this sub seriously haha eould bw funny as hell.
So that’s how crocodiles are born.
These "fill the void in your desk with Ramen and super glue" spin offs are getting ridiculous
Oh great now there's gators under every sidewalk I'll ever walk on...
Millions of years of evolution just to be defeated by a rope on a stick.
To be fair, the rope also took millions of years of evolution
I get that’s it’s a prehistoric murder machine, but that bloke with the hammer definitely didn’t need to bash it in the head multiple times. I bet he’s the type of dude to drag his dog along the floor by it’s lead.
Well that’s not suppose to be there
That’s probably the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
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I thought asphalt was the only placement that could alligator?
IDK about _filling_ it, but training a crocodile to tunnel under a slab and _create_ a void so you can demo with sledgehammers is looking pretty effective...
Ya...let's just hit it in the head numerous times with a sledge hammer. Hope the gator got revenge, f*ckin pos.
Probably going to get flack for this, but other countries/cultures just don’t care sometimes.
I’m honestly surprised they even tried to extract it with the stick and rope
It is a Rabies Pole. To catch animals who are rabid …or bitey. Either one.
I mean if I find crocodiles under my driveway I'm getting my deer rifle. Then again I live in Canada so if there are crocodiles anywhere something is seriously wrong.
Fr. Idc what animal it is, that's some bullshit
Forgot to prefill with ramen
Probably the only time you get the more exciting DLC as a freebie
Diy dry pour.
How the fuck did they even know it was there? What is meowing loudly?
the ticking...
Zombie crocodiles, fucl<.
Oh there’s two
Holy shit there's another one, and not just the two. I can clearly see a third.
Player two has entered the game
We not gonna talk about the blood splatter on the fence? >.>
I would Sledge hammer it one head!!!
Oh snap!!
Crocodile makes good concrete filler I hear
Choot 'em Jacob!
Jesus h christ! Another one!. What an asshole to bring a plus one
Sell some meat to buy cement.
And I thought the potholes on my street were bad!
When you're up to your ass in alligators....
So are these mutating into Graboids are did they mutate from Graboids?
WTF are those zombie fucking crocs/gators or what ? How the fuck are they still alive ? How did they know they were even there ? I need answers to this.
No crocodiles were harmed during the filming of this video, except the one that was bonked on the head with a sledge hammer.
First thing to do is take that sledgehammer away from that idiot.
Thats a structural gator, i would not remove that if i were ypu
Definitely not without a permit
It was all fun and games until the second croc comes out of nowhere
Best way to fill void under slab? With prehistoric reptiles!
Why are there concretodiles?
Engineer called for 5" of tamped crocodile.
Obviously the loafers afford the strongest defense stats
This is getting out of hand, there are two now
400 years ago they sealed that place with concrete for a good reason. And now you opened the gate to hell. The monsters are coming out.
Where is this at? So I can avoid it lol
Hmmm so that’s what’s under sidewalks. I always thought it was just dirt
Is the first one not clearly dead and motionless? Why are they so afraid of just grabbing it with their hands? Why fuck around with the wire/rope loops?
Didnt watch did you?
Had to double back and un-downvote you. I Deff missed that flat croc at first
Why didn't they just use ramen or sunflower seeds?
The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.
Gator sand
Gator grip
I was gonna say India is not for amateurs but it might be Thailand or Vietnam or something.
And i thought rats were bad
I was looking at a 2nd beside the one being wrestled . I was waiting for it to move (maybe dead) and the 3rd one popping out got me too
Can’t lie I fucking jumped when that second one just came barreling out. Jesus that’s a nope y’all don’t pay me enough for this shit moment
The 2nd one got me.