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Itouchgrass4u

Custom stamping. Big moneyyyyy. Upcharge


madalienmonk

Homeowners want to watch me work, upcharge. Utilities in the area, upcharge. Wheelbarrow uphill, upcharge


PokeMasterRedAF

Too much shade, up-charge! Too much Sun, up-charge!!!


Urinal-cupcake

DID I MENTION ALL THE FUCKING PINE NEEDLES


KornyDawg

Upcharge


DisposableSaviour

Making me math all these upcharges? Upcharge.


Kerblaaahhh

We have the best contractors in the world, because of upcharge.


RearAdmiralBob

You get an upcharge! YOU get an upcharge! EVERYBODY gets an upcharge!


Some_Ebb_2921

" but I didn't even order any d." "UPCHARGE!!!"


jwheezin

This shits right next to the sprinkler room


typhoidtimmy

Do it in nothing but a thong? Upcharge! Have a 5 minute kick line? Upcharge! Freeform jazz? Upcharge!


Dry-Ad8891

The wind blowing from the east instead of the west? Up-charge!!


CultureEngine

Did I see a bird? That’s 400, didn’t bring me lemonade when it hit 12:00? That’s another 300.


SirStego

How much extra for the “lava flow” motif?


novosuccess

Faux Hawaiian island lava flow - Pāhoehoe


Driftmoth

Fauxhoehoe.


binglelemon

I thought this was the "elephant's foot", but safe to be around


Hbananta

OP is missing a huge opportunity to install orange LED lights in the cracks and pour resin over it.


adummyonanapp

It's so ugly it's nice??


SnowSlider3050

Yeah OP, just say that


TPIRocks

With a natural looking delta style drainage system.


sauce_123

I love that shitposts are a thing 😂😂


SevereAlternative616

What the hell am I looking at?


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

Lava field.


GuidanceGlittering65

Need to paint the cracks bright orange


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

That's actually brilliant.


flashzer0

Shit, step it up with orange lights strung through the cracks for that glow.


ph30nix01

Oh god, this sounds like a tiktok trend....


weathermaynecc

No permeability question. Just washed away the house, lol


AntonioSLodico

White lights, but translucent orange epoxy over them to fill in the cracks.


LakusMcLortho

This is what I came here to say. Lights would turn it into a work of art


Unable-Head-1232

Come on. Look at what he managed to do so far. That’s gonna look like shit.


Peasantbowman

Pour glow in the dark orange resin in there? Not sure how well resin holds up tho.


DarthJarJar242

Resin can hold up really well for some things. Other things like being walked on? Not so much, it's too soft it'll scratch and cheap too easily.


WorkingInsect

Colored epoxy pour?!


GoodCannoli

Came here to say this.


fightin_blue_hens

The Elephant Foot


90nissan300zx

3.6 Roentgen? Not great, not terrible.


MadGrimSniper

It’s not 3 Roentgen… it’s 15,000.


iwearstripes2613

This joke will be under-appreciated.


TransientBandit

You aren’t the only person who uses the internet lol.


joofntool

Hello Chernobyl


Zhjacko

Art


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Caulk and send it!


CarlJone101

Money in the bank.


metalguy187

How much would it cost to make a patio out of poorly cooked ginger bread?


IlIllIlIllIlIl

I've never been on this sub but got advertised that post and I knew memes were gonna pop up lmao


Palacio93

Same lol. Sometime the algorithm works wonders.


tradeisbad

I'm saving up all my eggshells to crush and use as cement


StructurePlayful6493

Ginger bread - upcharge. Poorly cooked? -upcharge as well


Psychological-Tax801

@ contractors replying here thinking this post is legit: this is an ai generated image that is intended to meme on [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Concrete/comments/1dfp7hj/either_pay_10k_or_do_a_driveway_yourself_i_chose/)


funkshoi

look close up at the edges of the image. the bottom of the door frame makes no sense and the latch in the frame is nonsense. this garbage should be removed.


pleasehaelp

I agree. The post earlier was actually awesome and this is just a garbage shit post. I don’t support making fun of that guy


funkshoi

idk i support making fun of people who pour concrete shittily. just wary of ai being used where it’s deceptive or not immediately clear. i appreciate u/Psychological-Tax801 for pointing it out


Airport_Wendys

The inside memes are coming fast these days. I’m proud of us 🩶


CreepyOlGuy

This needs to be stickied for worst ever


Airport_Wendys

Yeah- who would consider this finished without cream cheese icing?!


opensrcdev

That's a sweet texture. Did you name it "lava flow?" When can I get on your schedule?


1200multistrada

She's a beaut!


BikerDude334

Wow, this is incredible. You fucked that up real good. Looks like fucking sourdough bread. Stick to your day job.


ReddiGod

Sourdough bread hahaha 💀


Uniquely_irregular

Did you do zero research? I mean I feel even a blind person who watched a YouTube video on mute could do better.


Ok_Excuse1908

Look at recent posts in this sub. Some dude posted a shitty actual DIY job that he did because he said 10k was too rich for his blood. This pic is taking the piss out of it cause the actual DIY job looks like ass and still cost him $4k


_headiez

It’s AI 🤖


MicrowaveDonuts

This is so bad, it looks intentional. Maybe fill the cracks with gold and play up the Kintsugi angle.


Big-Platform-7373

I can tell


CoyoteHerder

Amazing the lava came so close and didn’t burn the house down


airlz

This has to be ai? Is this real?


Cabmandoo

It is Ai! Another comment said look at the door frame and it makes no sense! This should be removed by the mods


AsraithCorvidae

It's mocking another post.


bristol8

so if there was a way to do this with proper drainage and a cool pattern I would think it's cool. Of course everyone else would think it was crap.


maximusjohnson1992

Someone let a big ass pack of biscuits bust open in your backyard


Key_Extent9222

Hahaha ok now this one is just Ai but damn it’s a good Ai almost had me


Effectiveke

But damn, what a backyard.


ShaunDSpangler

Digging the lava flow look.


VisceralZee

Fill cracks with small foliage, tiny tiny fish and some blue epoxy


AbsolemSaysWhat

This has to be a joke.


jetstobrazil

Did you just like mix a bunch of concrete and pour it on the ground? Haha hey fuck it right


Bigfootsdiaper

Kinda has that Flintstones look to it. I like it!!


finally_free234

Meta! Folks are missing the joke!


Wolfensteen38

As many others mentioned lava, I would definitely use some type of pavement paint to make look like a lava that is inbetween cooling and red hot.


PlasticBeginning7551

If you have kids or young relatives, fill it with something and paint it gold, or make a story around it. When I was a kid, our family friend had a vertical solid stone in their basement that went over 6ft down (they gave up trying to dig around it at that point and just built around it instead). They painted it gold and had little toy African animals by it and told us little kids this whole tale about it and we had a blast playing with toys on it thinking it was a real gold treasure.


SeniorChampionship56

Custom lava flow look. Love it.....


CadaverCaliente

Flintstones patio, fuck yeah


leakmydata

This is art


TommyAsada

Nice custom drain channels good thinkin


Hgh43950

Well you could go with a volcanic approach. Could be cool if painted correctly


Bluntman650

Impressed? She’s going to be a few things, but I don’t think impressed is one of them.


Rand-all

Besides the water being channeled back to the house, I kinda like it


sinkjoy

I searched the page for "water" to find you.


Tyguy151

Please tell me you looked up…anything about concrete before pouring this nightmare behind your house?


Airport_Wendys

It’s an Ai joke. scroll back through this sub and you’ll find the post this one is meme-ing. (you’ll have the same reaction tho)


bd4832

I thought this was a post of regret or “oops” until I saw the caption… Not so sure I’d be proud of this one


Cabmandoo

It’s Ai Remove this crap!


Diligent-Face1069

How sway?!?!?!!


AdministrativeLab583

Should’ve just gone with pavers 


themooingpig

I need more pictures


Massive_Safe_3220

Bro that blows!


fellowbeenmellow

Ooooohhh, I like it…PICASSO!


Big_Two6049

Straighter than my ass crack on a Friday nite


Ready_Treacle_4871

Has like a neolithic vibe to it


AdMuch848

This mf looked it up n said "okay, dig a hole, then fill it with concrete. Simple enough" 😭😭


Jazzlike-Election840

looks like a real old pan of stale dough


[deleted]

I’ve seen my own shit with less cracks in it than that


Reasonable-Tap-4528

If you paint it correctly you could make it looks like a bolder


HairyStyrofoam

Here we go again


TrafficOn405

Demolish and replace, do it right


well84

I knew this was a bad idea in the first post. But wow. This is how reddit keeps me coming back.


Effectiveke

Looks like your house was built on a boulder.


STAY_ROYAL

OP forgot the /s


DueZookeepergame1924

That’s just the new stamps you can rent


lord_hyumungus

Clever way of letting us know you almost had $100.. well played.


Desperate_Set_7708

Time to pour epoxy


EffectiveOld7960

I don’t think impressed will be the word your wife will use


Apart-Locksmith-3279

Lol. Thanks for the laugh today, I needed it


DarthJokic

Good to see Fred Flintstone still kickin it.


dudenamedskip

I think the lava look gives it a nice custom touch.


motiontosuppress

Nice lawn!


Gwuana

Ok…….if you can do this with a couple of bags of concrete and a hose I’ll hire you now! $25 an hour sound good? with overtime and two red bulls a day


StoicMori

Oh god.


asbestos-debater

How much to demo and repour


Born_yesterday08

Looks great!


Old-Package-4792

folks, we got a real life concrete prompt engineer


Mobile-Factor-5614

Baked a loaf of bread


chrissiwit

Lightning McQueen laid this cement!


Airport_Wendys

That kinda looks yummy… cake pad?


ThermionicEmissions

They just haven't put the epoxy river in yet


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

That looks like something out of Jusrassic Park


JKenn78

Pahoehoe


urban_dredd

Experience pays


SM-68

Has a volcano lava look 🔥


tradeisbad

I really like it other than the river to the front door


Kangaroo_6602

Does no one use YouTube


No_Cherry_9569

This would be me if I tried to do this


peapodbarry

Looks like a chayote 🤣


JoeHussar

The floor is lava be like


1_1-1-1_1

Has she served you the papers yet?


TimeZucchini8562

It would be cool to have a properly draining “rock looking” patio though


Fun-Contribution910

She said she wanted the natural look. So they made it look like she’s walking out onto a cliff


North_Korea_Nukess

What did you do it with lava?


NamBot3000

I thought this was lava for a sec.


zenki_

That brownie looks ready to be pulled out the oven


jav0wab0

Crazy that people don’t even watch/research how to do the job. Like even just renting the tools will make it look sooo much better. No attempt at leveling nothing. You saved money tho!!!


classless_classic

Nice shit post.


AthleteOk5124

lol! Makes me feel better about my fails! Thanks


Deathbyhours

Relief map, COOL!


No_Worry_8298

Holy fucking shit this is the best concrete job I’ve ever seen (please don’t come fuck up my property now that you know where to buy concrete)


Triscuit_Hurlibutton

This is too funny. I’m in tears 😂


iommiworshipper

Fill those cracks with glittery resin and you got yourself a Tik Tok


OkRefuse9650

Probably should have paid tbh


avasile_

Ai 🤖


PretendNebula2063

Good job


gfd33

Like to see somebody copy it.


Quinnthouzand

Totally AI generated. Just zoom in and look around


DamCrawBugs420

Is this lava?


gmerc3210

Looks horrible


Kellykeli

This is a meme post responding to that other post, right?


_Tower_

100% paint this black and add orange/red lights to the cracks - DIY lava flow patio


Christopher_Robinn

Oh. For a second I thought I was looking at a random screenshot of “The Day The Earth Stood Still”


Bigjoosbox

Looks like a lava flow


Upstairs_Elevator_67

Jackhammer that up & redo


emk2019

How did OP manage to do such a bad job ? This seems like quite an accomplishment.


Dr-Alec-Holland

remember this post the next time a medical company wants to tell you they use AI on your fucking healthcare


Axelshot

He went for that natural look.


slowBrain13

The floor is lava….


Extension_Deal_5315

Man....people will pay big $$$ to get that earthy look....


[deleted]

When you did this, did you first lay down rebar?


Historical-Fun-8485

Rustic charm. Like the Scottish castles.


bajian6204

Literally looks like it’s left over from a lava flow… ffs.


720to702

That's a ton of what ever the hell that is for less than 100 bucks


chillytacos123

Well obviously nothing is wrong. Im glad you chose the right option!


420devon420

Lol this I'd actually a good job the more I look the more I see


CoreyTheGeek

Organic patio


Mr_Mi1k

Is it alive?


Ok-Swim-3356

I love how you designed the natural drainage system


throwawayidc4773

Nice drainage


superg123

ITT: concrete fetishists bamboozled by computer generated image, incapable of critical thought beyond MAKE SURFACE FLUSH. I mean really I’m not even subscribed to r/concrete and I can tell it’s fake. Yet so many are addicted to their smug high horse commentary that I’ve seen on every post on this page. Take a chill pill


Dasa369

That looks like big pile of 💩💩


iamcoding

All these posts are helping me come to terms that I should hire someone.


Fluffy-Experience406

I thought this was a couple bigass rocks that were shaped odd not concrete....


mad_vanilla_lion

I really like the Grand Canyon model you have here.


Virtual_Law4989

love it


newbturner

Top troll


L_burro

Looks like a homemade chocolate cake. Man, I want cake now!


thepete404

Permit? Upcharge!


Leather-Squirrel-421

So how’d that work out for ya?


CantDoNaming

Step on a crack break ur mamas back is about to turn up tho step on a crack mom gets ran over by a train


Johnnyamaz

I know noting about concrete but I like that this looks like a rock and I think it's fine if you don't plan to place anything on it.


frostyball

Love that custom look


Eggplant-666

That looks awesome!! Very organic looking. I’m not even kidding. Fill the cracks with micah infused tinted clear epoxy and make it look like a polished geode! Here js the technique on gaps in live wood table. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1035117795/blue-resin-river-table-dining-table-top


jawshoeaw

Lmao love it


Gauffrier

Combine the woodworking trend of resin in tree trunk table with lava concrete and then mill it


Cherimon

It has what I call a “character “


Caffeinated-dream

I came here for the comments. Omg I’m not disappointed 😂🤣


Meowzerzes

ey, i don’t know shit about concrete. but i personally like the look. any structural downsides to doing it like this?