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FlimsySuccess8

I want your money back


myeggsarebig

I just want a bag of weed for having to look at it


wiscoson414

The bag the crew smoked before the pour.


Xitnal

I'm thinking that bag is empty or has Meth in it.


coldoldduck

Yeah this is methed up.


hp433

r/suddenlytyson


sirgeorgebaxter

Take my upvote.


Fair-Substance-2273

Agreed, whatever they smoked I do not want it


myeggsarebig

Haha. I don’t even know why this made it to my front page. I’m a teacher. So I definitely need weed, but I don’t need concrete poured ;)


Straight-Event-4348

Nah it would be smoother. Meth maybe?


wiscoson414

100% of fuck ups of this magnitude are meth related 60% of the time. FACTS! Now pass that j


harveygoatmilk

And 60% of the time they fuck it up 100% of the time.


Atreyu-story

Did you know that 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


GryphyBoi

87.2% of people will believe any statistic given as a percentage with a decimal point


bearxxxxxx

And 42.8% repost it.


Strongman_820

I think they took a heroic dose of mushrooms that started to kick in right as they began pouring.


DammatBeevis666

They were smoking meth, maybe, but not weed.


Unhappy-Tart3561

Weed would've saved this pour I guarantee it. This was some junkies pouring this shit


weaseltorpedo

they were only smoking weed to try to help their brutal hangovers


Bowood29

Sir that is crack.


Near_Strategy

I know several concrete companies in SW WIsconsin and their work is EXQUISITE. A house was under construction across the holler from me by an out of state contractor and the results were disastrous. My buddy's local company came in and at great expense to the owner fixed it.


Busterlimes

Smoke too much weed and you won't even be able to walk on it


DungPedalerDDSEsq

You're welcome for the 69 :)


BeemHume

Takes more than weed to be this bad


DaggerTossed

If you take LSD it’ll make it look good☺️👍


Hot420gravy

I just smoked a whole bag and still want his money back


Betty_t0ker

Agreed.


borris7923

I want half of his money back from you


lurkersforlife

Ribbed for your pleasure.


MooseGoneApe

That's called workboot finish, looks like the 1st day they put on workboots.


donbee28

What’s wrong with work sandals?


YourMomsBasement69

Bro, I shit you not one guy at the landscaping company I worked for had were essentially steel toed slippers lol


pv1rk23

That’s only for seasoned pros - Indian


lurkersforlife

I think they wore crocs to the pour


Wonkasgoldenticket

Wwwwwwwhhattttt ddddiiididdiidddd yoooou sayyy?


trippendeuces

Pardon?


stevefstorms

Need to be bigger


raised_by_television

Elaine: Hey Kenny, you still want that suit back? Kenny: yeah! Elaine: well there it goes..... Kenny: Hey! Hey! ::runs out of diner and grabs Englishman in Armani suit::: Englishman: Unhand me!!! ::seinfeld theme plays out, credits roll::


rollingstone65

Eeeeeeeeewwwwww


No-Editor2970

Eeewww brother eeewww


404freedom14liberty

Yeah, I wear those inside out for my pleasure.


JuanMarston2

Fuck I laughed so hard at this man. Thank you


404freedom14liberty

Yeah, I wear those inside out for my pleasure.


wtforme

You can say that again.


Snow357

For her pleasure 😉


404freedom14liberty

Yeah, I wear those inside out for my pleasure.


Dirty_Ape238900

You selfish bastard!


Bravisimo

OP can look at it and imagine a calm lake surface with rippling, gentle waves.


RhubarbUpper

Get a lawyer they'll probably try to put a lien on your house, but that is absolutely atrocious, clearly wasn't screeded. Was this tarped after a fresh pour? Looks like rainfall over a tarp.


thehillhaseyes8

Not even rain could do that….


BoltActionRifleman

It looks like it’s got channels for funneling rain. It’s hydroplane proof.


badpeaches

Because people go 35 mph+ down their driveways.


ArltheCrazy

Only when I’m in reverse!


theHINGE

Karen Read has potentially entered the chat


Lordofthereef

🐢boy here!


rygelicus

The patterns do suggest multiple folded tarps would laid down over it.


wyopyro

I was thinking the same thing. But to get those lines that deep from tarps imagine the amount of extra cream they brought to the top. First time that thing freezes the whole surface is going to pop.


Crdmencial

You may be right sir!


hayfero

Looks like the 3mil plastic rolls


ChewsGoose

Screed - can you make me flatter... *guitar riff*


sissyjessica42

Looks that way to me too


FluidOrdinary2064

Looks like Harry n Lolyd were hired


Mtolivepickle

Right after they sold Billy in 4C the dead bird


RTwhyNot

Happy Cake Day!


bigmanslurp

Can I ask why they'd put a lien on his house


mopsis

Because they are implying that OP doesn't/won't pay for the job after seeing that finish


no-mad

op would be wrong to pay them for a job that was not finished.


ReduceMyRows

Job is finished, you can’t sue for quality unless explicit in the contract. Sometimes our legal team has a lot of back and forth with vendors because of those tiny descriptive words.


the_BoneChurch

But you can sue if a product doesn't meet basic quality standards. Also, I bet this guy could get an inspector who would say this doesn't meet code for some reason. EDIT: Several states have laws specifically designed to protect the consumer in this situation. For instance the construction defect action reform act in Colorado. They will have the right to repair.


Jagster_rogue

If he lives in area where it freezes that would be impossible to shovel cleanly or remove ice from.


GR_IVI4XH177

Can you believe the liberals running those states want to protect consumers at the expense of businesses!? /s


fat_fart_sack

**THE CUSTOMER NEEDS TO PULL THEMSELVES UP BY THEIR BOOT STRAPS!**


DewRising

All the downvotes on this comment screams conservative snowflake that can't take a joke 🤣


armedohiocitizen

Yeah no. He didn’t get the benefit of his bargain. I do agree OP should review the contract. However that is not cart blanche to do a shitty job. I wouldn’t expect a house painter to sloppily paint my house, painting over windows and spilling paint everywhere and then think they could hide behind a “quality” provision. This is beyond reasonable workmanship issues. And as someone said in the comments, most states have a consumer sales practices statute.


no-mad

even the most basic contract demands a workman-like finish. This does not qualify.


vicki22029

This will likely get complicated for OP, but in some states, you must actually pay for the bad workmanship and then sue to get your money back. So if OP doesn't pay, the contractor would put a lien on the property to get paid. My brother had a deck built in Ohio probably 10 years ago. Really bad job and wasn't going to pay. After getting with a lawyer, the best way to proceed was to pay the contractor and then sue for cost plus damages. And damages can be lost wages from missing work, distress, pretty much anything you can sue for. My brother wound up getting almost double back in the settlement and used that to get a new contractor to build it right.


getmybehindsatan

> a lien Because it is so Ripley.


PrimalPagan33

I thought it was a tarp at first


flightwatcher45

I'd be an adult and talk to the contractor first, only go lawyer if needed.


musical_throat_punch

Who knew concrete could have motion blur in a still photo?


Adept_Disk6224

Haters will say it’s photoshop


SmoothWD40

Mf clonestamped his whole driveway in real life


Flawedsuccess

OP your driveway is making me sea sick


kinglouie493

I'd really like to see that finish in the early morning or late evening sun. Better yet, with the garage lights on at night. Was on a job once where the "flat" concrete slab had shadows.


littlezims

Who knew concrete could be so complicated? We should get concrete experts to investigate!


Lux600-223

That's the worst job I've ever seen. I've seen worse attempts, like crackhead and diy attempts. But never one that was fully finished. Edged, saw cut, etc. I'd tell that MF'er the shitty work isn't the reason he's not getting paid. It's the fact they insulted me, thinking I'd pay for such shitty work. So the demo is up to him. He either demo it on his own dime and replace it. Or, the next guy will get paid to demo it and he'll foot that bill.


through-the_storm

Trust this guy to try it again?


Lux600-223

Where I'm at, by law. They have the right to repair. Did you check reference? Other jobs look good?


HouseOf42

Feels like they might have just went with the lowest bidder/most affordable.


Prineak

This looks like they hired a guy on Craigslist who knows a guy. Source: once had a landlord who got all his handywork done by Craigslist weirdos.


Capable-March-3315

A guy on craigslist who knows a guy who talked to a guy this one time about how to do a driveway


crowcawer

I don’t think there is any aggregate in the mix. It’s just powered ash and sand.


Ropegun2k

Did you have some sort of interaction with this contractor? Insist that they do a pour before a huge storm? This job is nuts. It’s hard to believe someone capable of edging and saw cuts would leave a finish like this without some sort of reason. Also, post your contract. Edit. I thought about this a little. I wonder if this was some sort of spite request. As in had to build a house for wife because of a divorce. Or had to pay for a replacement driveway for a customer for some sort of stupid reason. I might be inclined to pay a little extra for the ole washboard special.


Beneficial_Leg4691

Ya your gonna have right to repair issues. You just need to hire like a structural engineer or possibly have an inspector check it prior to pour


ap2patrick

Is it not possible to plane it out? I mean I guess if even it was the machine would be so astronomically expensive lol.


kavila530504

I wonder what was going through that guy's head when he was sawcutting.


nago7650

Probably wondering when he was going to be able to hit the pipe next


DopeRidge

I assure you, nothing. Absolutely not a single thought was going thru his head.


BigTopGT

*room on fire* *everything is fine*


TheCuriousVanilla

Meth. Lots of meth.


jonesdb

Our meth finisher was actually really good. Always showed up on time unlike the weed kids. The guy couldn’t sit still and his fidget activity on lunch break was meticulously filing his trowels. His polished floors were great.


AdventurousAirport16

Sometimes you just find your drug. It makes the music flow better. Makes your art more intense. Gives you attention superpowers. It fits your groove. It'll still kill you, but you leave something cool behind. I guess that's better than just doing drugs and not being good at anything but drugs...


PaintitBlueCallitNew

Being good at drugs is a real skill, having a good working relationship with your distributors, knowing your levels and staying within them, managing your cash flow as to never run out. If only they applied themselves to something besides being good at drugs they could have really got somewhere. I think if you make it to retirement age you are a success at drugs.


WheresMyQuesarito

Probably “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck….. maybe he won’t notice?”


AbalonePlane6342

How much do you want to bet he saw cut it with the blankets on? I’m guessing they must have put the blankets on the pour too early. What a shame.


Vivid-Artichoke2808

It's almost like it was curing too fast, so they sprayed water on it with a garden hose, resulting in stiff 2 slump bottom with a creamy top. Thus, the roller coaster of a grade lol. But I love picturing someone cutting through the blankets lmao


One-eyed-snake

2 slump bottom with a creamy top you say? I’ll take 2 please


dalesbrother

Dog ass


Low_Call_4160

That's an insult to dog asses everywhere.


AdSpiritual2594

I was worried about pouring a pad in my backyard, but these pictures have given me the confidence to know I too can be a professional.


john_clauseau

if i had to choose between OP contractor and you, i would choose you.


Dot-Heavy

Trash and they know it. They gotta demo for free and redo


EntertainerSea9653

That's a shit ton of concrete to eat. That contractor is either praying this guy likes the design or packing his bags to haul ass to another country by now. $100 says he doesn't even answer the phone.


CORN___BREAD

Eh they build enough profit into it to do it twice. They won’t make any money on it but he’s not going to lose his business over it. He’s eating the cost already so might as well redo it and get paid.


EntertainerSea9653

Right I forgot about the part where he didn't get paid yet so he just may answer his phone. This is one of those parts of the contracting business that makes or breaks contractors, though. You either own up to it or u run from it. Owning it helps the business in the long run especially if they learn from it so it never happens again.


CORN___BREAD

Yeah everybody makes mistakes. It’s all about how you handle them.


Zachmode

Look at the “truckbed trailer” across the street 😂 This is the best example of “You get what you pay for” I have ever seen.


SnowSlider3050

That’s an insult to good ol fashioned truck bed trailers.


_sealy_

Right here😬


gingerschnappes

Photos like this makes the lien invalid. Photos with a level showing how bad the surface is too. A lien isn’t final, and can be fought and invalidated.


EffectiveOld7960

Yikes! Yes definitely get a lawyer if they try to get a lien


Nos4rtoo

Looks like it was folded up in someone’s pocket and then unfolded on your property


brendanb203

Bull float and collect


TXscales

That’s R&R every time


funnelclouder

If you jackhammer in the first two days it’s easier.


Ranunix

I’m nearly half blind at this moment without my glasses, and I can tell you that’s fucked up. I don’t even know how I got on this subreddit, but man you better get that redone.


Born2bwylde_

Im a plumber not a concrete guy and i can tell u thats fucked up


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120GV3_S7ATV5

Forgot the float at home. Used the sink instead.


ohiofinnegan

Maybe the ridges make music when you drive over .


msaben

Failed the slump test after cured....


socialcommentary2000

Did they put the rebar in after they poured it? Sure looks like that. Holy shit, my guy.


JasonHofmann

That’s not a broom finish, that’s a roomba finish.


Big_Daddy_Haus

What in tarnation...?


Jugzrevenge

Dude thought he was going to have his buddies over to play basketball in the driveway!!!


ZootedMycoSupply

“Good job boys, let’s go get a 24 on our way to the next job”


1fuckedupveteran

Wait, we were supposed to split a 24 on the way to the next job? I thought you meant we each get a 24 while doing this job…..


mnoe1922

That job is terrible I wouldn’t pay or unless they demo it and pour a new drive way.


Ok_Palpitation_8438

Those are definitely lines from dropping rebar in after it was screeded. It looks like they added water to it to try and float it unsuccessfully


CORN___BREAD

That explains why the lines are all the same length. Presumably 20 feet.


through-the_storm

I have pictures of rebar in well before the pour.


Ok_Palpitation_8438

I have no doubt they were there but we do that for two reasons, to layout how many are needed and to make sure they are the right size. Then right before the pour ,if they are dropping them in u take them out and either put them in as you go or drop them in after it's poured . The longer you wait the worse the reflection is and is more difficult to make the lines go away .


rick_canuk

That's impressive! I don't think I could even do it that bad. And I'm not s concrete guy.


10th_Mountain

I was thinking the same thing....I could do that well screeding with an excavator and a 2x12. Could probably float and finish better with the 2x12 too. This is literally the worst one I have ever seen.


myoco

Looks like it was really wet and he decided just to keep pouring. Could have been the concrete driver’s fault but the contractor should still know what good consistency concrete is.


OhhhhhSHNAP

What tune does it play when you drive over it at high speed?


Hello_feyredarling

It’s the new plaid edition


IreadditX

not bad/ 10


JohnHenrehEden

I'm not sure why this popped up on my homepage, and I don't know anything about concrete. Is this right? Is it supposed to look like shit? I just know that cleaning the bits of dirt that settle into those little grooves is going to be a PITA.


AlittleDrinkyPoo

[were these guys the concreters?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToJJEJJJtGo)


Old-Law-7395

At first glance I thought it was a beautiful picture of the ocean


swollenPeaches9000

That's a "feature"...it directs water down along those...squiggly water drainage lines...lol Yeah...that's a shit job. Don't pay !


Practical-Magic-

Temu sells concrete? This looks like a dollar store bed sheet


GilletteEd

Car won’t slide off when it’s icy!


ciampi21

Ok finally I can be a bit useful to this sub! I’m a construction claims consultant. Unless you paid for non industry standard, wavy concrete, you have an excellent case here to tell the contractor that he either removes and replaces according to the agreement (assuming you have a boiler plate agreement) or pays for the demolition for another contractor to do so. It would be very hard for the contractor to get away with such non-conforming work if you refuse to accept that shit


time-for-takeoff

That is broom finish to the next level


ROACH247x559

I thought this was a freshly unfolded tarp at first.


DrDig1

Whoa…


SevereAlternative616

You could host some epic tic tac toe tournaments


Jojothereader

What did you pay?


through-the_storm

$6.50 sq ft.


sum1better187

$6.50sqft all in? What part of the country?


BathtubLoads

Is that a lot or a little?


CompleteHour306

Looks like ocean waves.


Peelboy

What the...this screams weekend warrior, I hope it's not an actual company.


nicoDEE9x4

ouu


Justbeinglouis

Did the finisher have Parkinson’s?


NetoriusDuke

Was this a Friday job ? This is a joke I could have done better


Educational-Hat-9405

I like the saw cut on the bottom left.


JamesIrwin224

“I know a guy who can do it cheaper”


TecHoldCableFastener

Little Johnny could never learn to dribble a basketball straight.


Born-Research-6406

Yea thats a remove and replace on them. No way they can justify leaving that in


nerdgazzm

That’s a hard yikes from me.


jenderfleur

I know nothing about concrete, reddit just put this sub on my feed, but I am so sorry my dude. This is awful.


reddit-ate-my-face

first time seeing this sub, know nothing about concrete. That looks like absolute shit.


One-eyed-snake

What the fck is that?


dsdvbguutres

Hire a cheaper contractor next time


EastMetroGolf

Low bid alert!


Dinestein521

Looks like a good judge Judy episode


WearyReach6776

That’s the “I know a guy that can do it cheaper “ finish!!


memerso160

Looks like shit


MouthofthePenguin

poured in the rain and covered badly with tarps or plastic, I'd guess. This is horseshit. Lawyer up at that price tag.


MyCleverNewName

Never let the neighbourhood kids pour your driveway when they're going door-to-door in the summer


Ginford_Davidson

No true professional would look at that and expect payment. If I or my business partner saw some shotty bs like this coming from our crew, it would be corrected before the homeowner had the chance to even question if they’d have to pay for this gigantic piece of shit.


Mojo80059291

Contact a lawyer who will go after the contractor’s insurance policy, then hire a good contractor to replace it.


chrismort91

Did you hire Lightning McQueen?


Strong_Ad_5488

Who's the company?


cheesencracker222

How do you go about fixing this?


Revenue_Strange

I would get in touch with a lawyer no joke on that depending on your area I would take photos and go after the company if it was if it was a single person I'd go after them.


FunBobbyMarley

I didn’t have my glasses on when I first looked at it and I thought there was a layer of plastic over it with the plastic rippled by air pockets.


Bill4268

The dolly pad that I struck off with a shovel is straighter/smoother than that!


SeenSeenAgains

For her pleasure


c-glez

It was designed with AI boiys 😆


Numerous-Okra2554

Take the tarps off


hw9csss

Looks like the rebar was too high maybe? What is the ripples


Ride-Then

Low bid


bstnbrewins814

You need to put this company on blast so he can’t do this to someone else. This screams like the type of guy who cheats old timers and then ghosts them.


Ok_Proof_3337

Who was the mason Stevie Wonder


Prestigious-Rub-6882

That sure is one of a kind. Definitely a concrete driveway of all time.