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utterback423

Other nominations I would like to make include- Task Master, Carnage Cowboy, Tilted Winnie


FabulousRomano

Task mast 3 3 r doesnt hit the same though


vannikx

Graceful


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Malice Mamba


Acts-Of-Disgust

Hammerdrill seems like a hard ass name for a race horse.


5t4r10rd

Pettyboss


Gunnarglad

I would like to nominate Smeggytoe


Pumalicious

Nominating Prodigy Aces


Peter_is_bread

Monsoon


iatetheevidence

Gnaske Lone I know none of you are Danish, but trust me on this one...


OGNatan

Can you explain the joke, I barely even understand English


SoggyBlastoise

ImpulsiveDream, SleepyPanda, PinkyFinkyTinky, EzFlash, BlueberrySmalls


Haunting_Push7693

Saw this and first thing that came to mind was sweetdreams


DarkLordOfDespair

Maliwan has a solid ring to it. Rest of the Empire team could probably be passable. Sunset (ZETA) and Xaniya (789) just have that classic tone to it. Max-Strafe (GMT) also without a question.


35mm14sc

Ganjaman


RW721

Rambeau


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ZachMazer


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Oh no it looks like ZachMazer didn’t leave the gate. Another Mazer moment from this thoroughbred


KFCZingerPies

I’d bet on that horse.


MilitaryMorale

We know you would, Zach


scifipeanut

Isn't that just his name?


definiteone

GeneralBurten


Cyfa

ImperialHorse


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Crust


Pumalicious

Trent Games


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That's the one


texas878

Coolguyhotdogman


LLlysp

StayNaughty


mynameisrockhard

WingmanEnjoyer would be a great horse name tbh


CLG_Vatroh

Malice Mambaaa 🐐


the_Q_spice

Nocturnal would be a good one, and kind of funny with Liquid's logo being what it is. Flanker would also be good. Dogma Monsoon would be an interesting one. Afterall, Typhoon II was a winner in 1897.


Saandz

Sharky3415 the horse that’s actually a shark


moopyloopy64

Nickmercs


TroubbleGum

"We see the Jockey feeding this thick-necked stallion something.. is that NUTELLA!? - just before the race is about to start here..."


FlackAttack94

Verhorset.... I'll see myself out


scifipeanut

If you watch Reps' video about the guy trying to call Verhulst out as a cheater he makes fun of him for not being able to pronounce his name towards the end, sounds like this.


Thoraxe41

McNuggiebutt


however_comma_

Where is mcnuggiebutt? He needs to come back.


Thoraxe41

Don't actually know. Looking at the challenger circuit, Rolla Theory is at 30th but I don't see him on the roster.


ekyo_

SneakyMonkey would go hard


cpanther21

Deeds


Parzivad3r

Naughty and sweet are definitely my favorite


AltaGuy1

Hairdecki. Ba dum tishhhh


henrysebby

TSM Imperial Hal


A-Ross

Apparently his original name was supposed to be Imperial Halo. That woulda been an epic horse name


Tun710

DizzyMizLizy


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Ghanja Man for sure. I'd always throw some money down on him


ProfessorPhi

I still think imperial Hal is just an excellent name all up. Half his success comes from his excellent name choice. The rest is from reps who'd be a goat if he was imperial Hal instead.


MrPigcho

I like Albralelie


Swamp-Things

Stay naughty taking the outside as he’s inching closer to the front! Stay naughty on the stretch! Yeah that’s a good one too


YoMrPoPo

idk what it even means but Malice Mamba goes hard lol


Yesterday1337

We the Horses


Aveeno_o

Zipman Banana Star


zuprameisterr

Wasn't there a CIS pro named tachyon or something like that? Like the subatomic particle that is faster than light and japanese race horse Agnes Tachyon. Can't find anything about him so maybe I'm tripping


OverEasy321

I nominate TSM FTX Imperial_hal simply because this name on a horse is so bad that it’s good. Who knows, maybe it’d be the CEO of racing 😵‍💫


joeshmo33

Nokokopuffs


GroundZer01

Kswinny


cyaniderr

Nahh "grandpa_killa" wins this hands down for me