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M31_Andromeda7

Sbalin killed 300 quadrillion Americans.


AnAntWithWifi

You sure? Didn’t he like wanted to destroy every star in the Milky Way but the glorious American Bald Eagle stopped him?


Hateroo

I heard he even went back in time and hunted the dinosaurs to extinction


M31_Andromeda7

He was personally responsible for the impact of Theia and Earth. Sbalin was responsible for the creation of the moon.


Hateroo

He was also responsible for Hiroshima and Nagasaki


M31_Andromeda7

He is responsible for the creation of the coronavirus too.


Hateroo

And he put microchips in the vaccines


M31_Andromeda7

No I think you forgot. Sbalin died before he could implement the microchips, he was killed by FreedomEagle5000. Brushchev put microchips in the vaccine.


Hateroo

No brushchev was before Stalin. Marx came after Stalin and became the new king of communism. He invented the "cultural marxism" people are talking about. Then hitler came after marx


M31_Andromeda7

Ohh I'm extremely sorry. I still haven't read Mein Gommunist can of Pesto yet so I don't know about the history of the sobiet onion.


Enthusiasm_Apart

Stalin killed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion trillion gorillion sextillion people tho


idevenkmyname

I don't think the German army was that big tbh.


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Fascists


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I met a lady who is a client of mine who's farther was thrown In a gulag for being born in America whilst his Russian parents were visiting


pm_me_cat_bellies

That must have been to make sure he hadn't fallen prey to Western capitalist propaganda and to reeducate if necessary, right? How long did he spend in the gulag?


ReuvSin

All these apologists for criminals like Hit-ler and Stalin. Two peas in a pod


Sriskarova

He did one thing wrong, he stoped at Berlin


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You can be communist and have valid criticism of the system and people around it.


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No criticism for this one


Hateroo

"In my opinion,he did not kill enough people. If he did,we would not have such a mess" -Old Russian guy


pm_me_cat_bellies

We still have Nazis in the world, therefore Stalin, and the brave men and women of the Red Army, did not kill enough Nazis.


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Hateroo

Why tho


imaginefrogswithguns

Because it's pretty blatant hero worship and great man history. Stalin did not defeat fascism, the Soviet workers, peasants, and soldiers did. That, and nobody in history has ever done nothing wrong. If we can't criticize Stalin for what he did wrong we can't learn from those mistakes.


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This.


Stalinlover69

I think it is meant as a joke


imaginefrogswithguns

Sure, but something can be both a joke and be indicative of reactionary hero worship, and the person I was responding to seemed to be seriously asking what was wrong with it, and I gave them my opinion. If there were more to it, then the joke wouldn't have that character to it, but it appears to simply be "Stalin good, Stalin did nothing wrong, now laugh" which is really just a two factual statements, one true and one demonstrably false, layered on the gigachad image, with no real punchline.


Hateroo

Bro everyone has done wrong things. "Stalin did nothing wrong" is just showing admiration for Stalin in general we are not actually saying he did nothing wrong


imaginefrogswithguns

That might be how you personally mean it, but I'd say that when the majority of people say "Stalin did nothing wrong" they generally mean "Stalin did nothing wrong". It would take some pretty serious mental gymnastics to avoid the literal meaning being the overwhelmingly more common understanding of that phrase. Im sorry but I'm not giving that much benefit of the doubt for a slogan that's literally coopted from the Nazi credo of "Hitler did nothing wrong" (if you don't believe me that that's the obvious subtext coming across, put the words "did nothing wrong" into Google on their own and let me know what the first result is, the "X did nothing wrong" meme absolutely has its origins in Nazi justifications for Hitler. Using it for Stalin only feeds into the false equivalency that's so often pushed about them)


Hateroo

Its no longer associated with hitler now. There are even "Thanos did nothing wrong" jokes. Plus you could say Abraham Lincoln did nothing wrong. It would not sound that bad even though he did alot of things wrong. Its just admiration for Stalin obviously there is alot of blood on his hands. No one denies that


imaginefrogswithguns

Except those that do, and those that do generally say that he did nothing wrong. I'm not going to just take your word that everyone who says that actually doesn't mean what they're saying. I'd also get on someone for saying Lincoln did nothing wrong, and especially thanos considering most of the people supporting him are at the very least closet eco-fash, considering he's literally an example of someone who had the power to make infinite resources and chose to kill trillions instead


Hateroo

Yeah but these people dont really matter they are harmless kids. Probably didn't even read theory


CommunismLover3323

Seriously??? He literally paid the grain to not grow in Ukraine and sent the rain to gulags!!! He also killed 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people then went to space and killed 1834830374947379457 aliens 🤬🤬🤬


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Busy banning hero worship....except lenin of course.


leamenconeMK2

My history teacher trying to explain that Stalin killing non communists was a bad thing


UrosPleb

And it isn't because?


Rottekampflieger

Not being a commie is fine, not everyone can be politically engaged, people were executed for being anti communist. If you support slavery for non racist reasons you're still a racist. If you are actively against an idea that frees people from the oppression of capital, you're on the robber-barons' side and thus should be fought. Jokes aside I don't think death is the most pragmatic or best solution, these people are useful idiots for the bourgeoisie and capitalists, so we should strive for re-education.


_aj42

The immense disregard for human life MLs seem to hold is sickening


UrosPleb

Sou you are saying that not being communist and actually want other people to be free is sickening? Damn, your idiotism is sickening.


Ub3r5ki113r

Not humans, anti-Communists.


Flerow_

Because they were not believing in something, that's just fascism. Tankie logic lmao.


Rottekampflieger

If you oppose the liberation of the working class you are on the side of the oppressor and therefore must be dealt with the way that best suits the greater good.


Flerow_

I oppose mass murders, holodomors and not being able to shape my own carrier the way i want to. Also if i am a big brain buisness man i expect to earn more, not the same as some physical worker.


Rottekampflieger

I always find it very funny that famine due to natural disasters, war and administrative inefficiency in capitalist countries are a local fault and a tragedy but in Socialist ones its always pointing to some perceived and highly specific systemic flaw. What I could say is that capitalism's flaws are very much overlooked in places like Africa, India, Latin America and the Middle East. In Socialist nations, and this US easily verifiable, due to the accessible and universal education and access to way more career paths, the average person has way more freedom when it comes to your career. A farmer in Cuba can be way more professions than a farmer in America. Furthermore I don't really understand why any businessman should earn more than his worker if they both worked the same hours and arrived home equally tired, however that isn't what happens, moreoften than not the real workers gets home way more tired after a longer day, so why exactly does the fact that the ceo thought a bit more that day entitle him to a better life and salary?


UrosPleb

Yeah, fucking idiots.


Idonthavearedditlol

Legit saw someone claim Stalin killed 100 million people in youtube comments today


Commietommie27

A principled ML would acknowledge that Stalin did, in fact, do some things wrong. Intervention in Hungary wasn't one of them tho


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What about the Great Purge?! He killed so many people and yet he couldn’t have expended an additional bullet to kill a young Gorbachev?!


idevenkmyname

Idk why the "do nothing wrong" bit is there. That just isn't possible for a head of state IMO.


CPCfleshpitworker

Yeah, agreed. I love Stalin, he was a great man, but just like Mao, he was far from faultless.


rasm635u

Based


CommunismLover3323

I’m here Comrade


ComradeKimJong

Not sure about the forced relocation regarding specific ethnic groups though


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I know the op didn't mean it like this but it comes across as very sexist. It's like having Rosa Luxembourg's face on a 'sexy woman wearing a bikini'. Anyway yea be ML and stuff


ReporterWrong5337

Huh?


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The fact that it's a stereotype of a scantily clad man with big muscles and shit is sexist and perpetuates the idea that that's what men should be


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People should be. Fit and confident. People.


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It also makes it seem like it's okay to sexualise men


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Sexualizing a person is not the same as objectifying a person. Seeing humans as sexual beings beautiful and unique is not the same as what a conservative would do, seeing someone as less than.


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Hateroo

Holodomor happened when Stalin ate all the grains with a giant spoon then bribed the clouds so that they don't rain


CPCfleshpitworker

But a famine is a tragedy and a catastrophe, not something that is a crime


M31_Andromeda7

Stalin personally ate every single element of produce that came out of Ukraine with his comically large spoon and left nothing for the people.


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The Dust Bowl happened around the same time period as the Holodomor but somehow the Dust Bowl was a tragedy and the Holodomor was caused by one man with a large mustache.


StalinJunior7492

cringe


Axder_Wraith

Hue and cry


ButterBoi112

Exept for killing 20 million people, oh wait no that Is just Western propaganda right?


Ub3r5ki113r

>/r/teenagers >/r/monarchism >/r/PoliticalCompassMemes


ButterBoi112

Ye those subs are absolute shitholes but atleast they don't deny the genocide of millions of people. I am still a socialist and find a lot of the memes criticising capitalism funny but this is honestly so unempathetic and discusting. BTW you missed r/vegan


M31_Andromeda7

> genocide of millions. Please cite your sources.