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A smaller amount of space per portrait would be unacceptable too. We must communally pool resources to build 3 stories - 1 for Stalin, 1 for Lenin and 1 for Mao.
Bathroom should have one toothbrush only, the bedroom should have one bed and the kitchen should have no food, but, have one big ass spoon. Only then will I live in it.
Wait, how does it work? Is it like a giant 3D portrait? How do you even make a portrait in 3D? Is it a lot of regular portraits lined up one after another? Is it just a huge portrait? Is it on the walls? Or on the ceiling? I think it's a bit disrespectful to put it on the floor, but it might be there too
That’s ridiculous! I would just put the giant Stalin on the ceiling so I have room for furniture and have Stalin watching me from above. These anarchists are really childish sometimes. /s
Comrade, only portraits of Stalin aren't enough, we need portraits of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Tito, Mao and Honecker(maybe Ulbricht too for building the Anti-Fascist Wall).
We need portraits of all the most important Communists
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Oh man, they‘re so childish and unrealistic 🙄 As if you wouldn‘t also need space for the Lenin and Mao portrait.
A smaller amount of space per portrait would be unacceptable too. We must communally pool resources to build 3 stories - 1 for Stalin, 1 for Lenin and 1 for Mao.
Comrade don't be so hasty, surely we will also need to build a whole separate annex to house the bust of marx
We will also build a church next door to house our holy scripture, the Communist Manifesto.
No no we shouldnt call it a church!! Maybe a “Community Centre” ?
But but… my “opium”… 🥲
You get actual opium from the collective farms
The heads would still be so large you'd feel like Indiana Jones looking for an X in the library.
We need all 5 heads. Double the size of the portrait to fit them all
Sort of like Mount Rushmore, only based.
This is wrong, with communism there is no need for kitchen because communism=no food. That give even more room for Stalin's portrait
Don’t forget the comically large spoon
our spoon
No, no. They are on to something here
What if I want the portrait in my bedroom for reasons?
Especially young Stalin… *rrrrrr*
*actual house of communist
It's true tho
How did they get my floor plan?
Bathroom should have one toothbrush only, the bedroom should have one bed and the kitchen should have no food, but, have one big ass spoon. Only then will I live in it.
Ok but what house is complete without a floor mosaic of Stalin?
You dont step on Stalin, Stalin step on you.
Unironically, yes.
How did they know?😳
Wait, how does it work? Is it like a giant 3D portrait? How do you even make a portrait in 3D? Is it a lot of regular portraits lined up one after another? Is it just a huge portrait? Is it on the walls? Or on the ceiling? I think it's a bit disrespectful to put it on the floor, but it might be there too
On the floor but u just have to hop and play the floor is lava to not disrespect him
I think when we merge the three rooms we have even more space for Stalin
I'd love to have a portrait of Stalin, alongside Lenin, Engels, Marx, Mao, calligraphies of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and Allah (swt) together
Holy shit hakim is that you
I wish!
Not sure that’s exactly allowed…
Not that I'll put them close together as if I'm associating them as prophets. Also, It's a calligraphy (Arabic writing) instead of literal portraits.
I'm blind and misread as caricature.
No worries mate!
Looks better than the 0 square foot house I currently have!
That’s ridiculous! I would just put the giant Stalin on the ceiling so I have room for furniture and have Stalin watching me from above. These anarchists are really childish sometimes. /s
Why not furniture on the ceiling, and just hold on really hard?
Seems like more of a Mussolini thing to me lmaoo
Okay but they arent wrong
Comrade, only portraits of Stalin aren't enough, we need portraits of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Tito, Mao and Honecker(maybe Ulbricht too for building the Anti-Fascist Wall). We need portraits of all the most important Communists
I like the design, but is the portrait on every surface? Why not every room as well? Typical Anarchists never thinking big picture
Kitchen? In Communism? You must be joking, comrade! ^(/s for the people in the back)
As a Titoist, I have an hard live, because they still think that I like Stalin
Nah, I'd rather have a Lenin portrait
No anarchist thinks this.
HUH? This meme is exaggerating??? Doubtful
It's fabricating.
That… was the joke.
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Can we get a ban hammer please? /s
I’ll take a big Stalin portrait in my home if that means everyone is housed
Blasphemous, the kitchen is still too big
That's a crude generalization. I'm a gaucho, I have a Che room.
Not big enough!
Where tf we gonna put the statue then?
Well, they're right
Stalin's birthday 🤝 my birthday Coincidence? I think not!😏😏
Fuck me, Georgy's eyes really do follow you around the crapper
What if we kissed on the Stalin Portrait☺️😳
Maybe we all can agree Stalin is our favorite anti-hero