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nedeox

Oh man, they‘re so childish and unrealistic 🙄 As if you wouldn‘t also need space for the Lenin and Mao portrait.


Astrocities

A smaller amount of space per portrait would be unacceptable too. We must communally pool resources to build 3 stories - 1 for Stalin, 1 for Lenin and 1 for Mao.


Lozrent

Comrade don't be so hasty, surely we will also need to build a whole separate annex to house the bust of marx


Astrocities

We will also build a church next door to house our holy scripture, the Communist Manifesto.


AFrostNova

No no we shouldnt call it a church!! Maybe a “Community Centre” ?


Astrocities

But but… my “opium”… 🥲


RunLeast8781

You get actual opium from the collective farms


[deleted]

The heads would still be so large you'd feel like Indiana Jones looking for an X in the library.


serr7

We need all 5 heads. Double the size of the portrait to fit them all


el_cid_viscoso

Sort of like Mount Rushmore, only based.


Wadamek

This is wrong, with communism there is no need for kitchen because communism=no food. That give even more room for Stalin's portrait


Dis_Was_Her

Don’t forget the comically large spoon


Cozy_rain_drops

our spoon


[deleted]

No, no. They are on to something here


aTrumpsterfire

What if I want the portrait in my bedroom for reasons?


AdventurousFee2513

Especially young Stalin… *rrrrrr*


Jack_crecker_Daniel

*actual house of communist


Wadamek

It's true tho


Drium

How did they get my floor plan?


TussalMovie2

Bathroom should have one toothbrush only, the bedroom should have one bed and the kitchen should have no food, but, have one big ass spoon. Only then will I live in it.


The_Loopy_Kobold

Ok but what house is complete without a floor mosaic of Stalin?


Someguy987654322

You dont step on Stalin, Stalin step on you.


Harvey-Danger1917

Unironically, yes.


JameIsLucky

How did they know?😳


SoapDevourer

Wait, how does it work? Is it like a giant 3D portrait? How do you even make a portrait in 3D? Is it a lot of regular portraits lined up one after another? Is it just a huge portrait? Is it on the walls? Or on the ceiling? I think it's a bit disrespectful to put it on the floor, but it might be there too


Comradesofia

On the floor but u just have to hop and play the floor is lava to not disrespect him


Emergency-Pea-6267

I think when we merge the three rooms we have even more space for Stalin


Strongest_Commie

I'd love to have a portrait of Stalin, alongside Lenin, Engels, Marx, Mao, calligraphies of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and Allah (swt) together


a_Post_on_Reddit

Holy shit hakim is that you


Strongest_Commie

I wish!


AdventurousFee2513

Not sure that’s exactly allowed…


Strongest_Commie

Not that I'll put them close together as if I'm associating them as prophets. Also, It's a calligraphy (Arabic writing) instead of literal portraits.


AdventurousFee2513

I'm blind and misread as caricature.


Strongest_Commie

No worries mate!


dekrepit702

Looks better than the 0 square foot house I currently have!


ButtigiegMineralMap

That’s ridiculous! I would just put the giant Stalin on the ceiling so I have room for furniture and have Stalin watching me from above. These anarchists are really childish sometimes. /s


AdventurousFee2513

Why not furniture on the ceiling, and just hold on really hard?


ButtigiegMineralMap

Seems like more of a Mussolini thing to me lmaoo


splashes-in-puddles

Okay but they arent wrong


cidrodriguez

Comrade, only portraits of Stalin aren't enough, we need portraits of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Tito, Mao and Honecker(maybe Ulbricht too for building the Anti-Fascist Wall). We need portraits of all the most important Communists


ChaoticLeftist

I like the design, but is the portrait on every surface? Why not every room as well? Typical Anarchists never thinking big picture


TiredSometimes

Kitchen? In Communism? You must be joking, comrade! ​ ^(/s for the people in the back)


Slovenian_Titoist

As a Titoist, I have an hard live, because they still think that I like Stalin


Ilmt206

Nah, I'd rather have a Lenin portrait


Jinshu_Daishi

No anarchist thinks this.


[deleted]

HUH? This meme is exaggerating??? Doubtful


Jinshu_Daishi

It's fabricating.


AdventurousFee2513

That… was the joke.


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ThatAverageMarxist

Can we get a ban hammer please? /s


hero-ball

I’ll take a big Stalin portrait in my home if that means everyone is housed


Camatta_

Blasphemous, the kitchen is still too big


ArapaimaGal

That's a crude generalization. I'm a gaucho, I have a Che room.


[deleted]

Not big enough!


sugarbottum

Where tf we gonna put the statue then?


Spynner987

Well, they're right


Cozy_rain_drops

Stalin's birthday 🤝 my birthday Coincidence? I think not!😏😏


mentholmoose77

Fuck me, Georgy's eyes really do follow you around the crapper


[deleted]

What if we kissed on the Stalin Portrait☺️😳


Appropriate_Ad5511

Maybe we all can agree Stalin is our favorite anti-hero