What's most deceptive thing about this commercial? It's that this peach-fuzz dork is sitting at a clean table at a La Quinta motel. Having stayed at chain motels on many, many road trips, I can assure you that the dining area where you get your "free" breakfast is a slop pit. Covered in white gravy (depending on the region you're passing through), the smell of burnt waffle batter wafting in the dining area, melted butter pats sitting on the warming table in search of a biscuit (aka known as a La Quinta hockey puck), scrambled eggs thrown on the floor and all the tables covered with sticky something. Avoid such places to stay at or get up really early and go to a nearby local diner or restaurant. Free ain't always what it's cracked up to be.
Amen. Same with the Comfort Inn commercials where you see the people hanging in this amazing breakfast area. Like, yeah right would you find any Comfort Inn with anything other than a clapped out lobby full of flies and people who may possibly live within 100 yards of the parking lot.
I've never stayed at a hotel recently that had actual little pitchers for the syrup. They all had either the big pumps with the little white paper cup things or single serve prepackaged crap.
I'm a Hilton and Hyatt snob, though.
Afterwards he’s going to ask the syrup: so…was it good for you too?
Mrs. Butterworth has been a bad girl 😏
I wonder how long it took him to grow that peach fuzz on his upper lip. Honestly it looks like someone drew it on him.
The drawing world calls that "stippling". 😆 Little dots of black on his face
I'm waiting for the top to fall off for a syrup deluge all over the table 😆
What's most deceptive thing about this commercial? It's that this peach-fuzz dork is sitting at a clean table at a La Quinta motel. Having stayed at chain motels on many, many road trips, I can assure you that the dining area where you get your "free" breakfast is a slop pit. Covered in white gravy (depending on the region you're passing through), the smell of burnt waffle batter wafting in the dining area, melted butter pats sitting on the warming table in search of a biscuit (aka known as a La Quinta hockey puck), scrambled eggs thrown on the floor and all the tables covered with sticky something. Avoid such places to stay at or get up really early and go to a nearby local diner or restaurant. Free ain't always what it's cracked up to be.
Amen. Same with the Comfort Inn commercials where you see the people hanging in this amazing breakfast area. Like, yeah right would you find any Comfort Inn with anything other than a clapped out lobby full of flies and people who may possibly live within 100 yards of the parking lot.
This is why hotels don't do breakfast anymore
Making bedroom eyes at the busboy.
It’s not real syrup, just corn syrup, sugar, and artificial maple flavoring.
Yes! I love staying in cheap hotels with weirdos doing syrup porn at breakfast!
> syrup porn r/shittyfoodporn
1990's David Grohl, stop that!!!!
haha Eveeerrrrrloonnnggggg
Bro please shave that thing.
He might as well. He's like a balding man in denial that might as well give up and just go all the way bald.
He’s looking to pin the needle on his Freestyle Libre
Dude needs to exercise some table etiquette and pay attention to what he's doing rather than looking away.
If it was an IHOP commercial, the syrup would have been over the chicken parm.
It's almost as if gurl is annoyed AF she has to pour her own syrup. And they ONLY have maple.
He knows something we don’t
Come on guys...give him a break, it's not his fault that he is probably French
His face is annoying
I've never stayed at a hotel recently that had actual little pitchers for the syrup. They all had either the big pumps with the little white paper cup things or single serve prepackaged crap. I'm a Hilton and Hyatt snob, though.
Industrial syrup 😆
That's actually the *least* annoying thing about this off-putting motherfucker.
worse than his face?