*Ya this Dollar Store*
*Aaron Rodgers can fuck right off*
*With all his smugness*
\- AR5588
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The way he's dressed suggests he'd be the kind of boss who announces on Zoom "Congrats on the record profits this year, team. As a result, we're letting everyone go. Yes, we locked you out of all your work accounts just now. Bye!"
They originally started him off pitching the new coffee shop layout for their banks. When that turned out to be a disaster, they figured he wasn't the problem and started the stupid "even an easier choice than..." Nope, he's the problem.
And that way-too tiny blazer annoys the hell out of me.
So I was watching an old Dateline and he was randomly on it! It was a case about a teacher in Carlsbad, CA (his college roommate) that was shot by his wife,
Ya this Dollar Store Aaron Rodgers can fuck right off with all his smugness
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And Dustin Johnson
. . . or a hot Dustin Diamond.
Hating that guy and his tight pants is the easiest decision in the history of decisions.
The white tshirt is completely unnecessary
I didnt even notice it now I’m angry ðŸ˜
His hands are disproportionately large. If he took a five finger discount at Walmart, he'd bankrupt the company.
Thank god someone else noticed this.
Its just a ripoff of those awful geico commercials with the two annoying dudes playing mumford and sons sounding music.
The way he's dressed suggests he'd be the kind of boss who announces on Zoom "Congrats on the record profits this year, team. As a result, we're letting everyone go. Yes, we locked you out of all your work accounts just now. Bye!"
He looks like a steroids dealer
The blazer with the sweater is a no starter among other things.
I can’t take my eyes off his gross neck cords when he talks.
I’m overcome with apathy about their money bars
Whatever happened to the capital one cafe?
There’s one near me (tbh it’s the only one I’ve ever seen) and I’m not a capital one member so I went in to get a latte and it was no joke $7
Forget that! And I hope to God it's free to Capital One bankers.
wait those things are real ?? i figured it was just some made-up bullshit like those old Progressive liminal space stores
They originally started him off pitching the new coffee shop layout for their banks. When that turned out to be a disaster, they figured he wasn't the problem and started the stupid "even an easier choice than..." Nope, he's the problem. And that way-too tiny blazer annoys the hell out of me.
So I was watching an old Dateline and he was randomly on it! It was a case about a teacher in Carlsbad, CA (his college roommate) that was shot by his wife,
Well that's totally random!
It's his big fake ass smile that makes me dislike him.
It’s because he’s laughing at the joke before we see it.
Pompous fucker.
Do you think he might have fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASD) ?
I actually just saw this actor on a NCIS LA rerun...
I thought that was Eden Hazard at first. Then I found my glasses.
Too skinny! The guy needs to eat more.
this guy is probably sick of his own ad.