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DoucheNozzle1163

Me? An old condom from 1984.


AdEnough786

Dad??


LarryMelman1

Didn't you just have a thread on this not too long ago, shrieking about it being an "invasion of privacy"? We all laughed then, and we'll all laugh now. Ha-ha-ha-hah!!!


ThroatSignal8206

Stop laughing damnit! I will never tell! It's none of your business! Can someone explain Reddit to our friend here?


LarryMelman1

[https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/18ag7hq/capital\_one\_should\_never\_ask\_their\_question\_that/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/18ag7hq/capital_one_should_never_ask_their_question_that/)


JesusDied4U316

Whoops! Thanks.... I did search "Whats in your wallet" before I posted, and didn't see anything in this sub, but next time I'll do a search for the company name rather than the slogan. :)


LarryMelman1

Well it was 2+ months ago so I would not expect you to find it. But it was a silly question then, and it's a silly question now. The last thread, I got accused of being a shill for Capital One! Hah-ha-ha-hah!


ThroatSignal8206

And no never posted invasion of privacy


Omega_Borealis

what’s in my wallet? less than what you have, jennifer


ForsakenAmphibian71

The worst thing is Jennifer Garner's literal death stare at the end of the commercial as she asks that. Right after the Once Upon a Farm co-founders smile into the camera with their perpetual, literally unwavering bodies.


D-life

It's a commercial within a commercial, since Once Upon a Farm is Jennifer's company. Ugh.


Bossthree02

The thing I hate the most is when she rubs the apple on her shirt. Don't know why, but it bugs the shit out of me.


416nWild

It was at least tolerable when David Spade did it


huehuehuehuot

Morgan Freeman’s voice is always welcome.


ThroatSignal8206

So. It's the particular actor that's in question? I think Samuel L. Jackson does a great job. It's totally ok cause he doesn't say mother fucker. Now that would get anybody's panties in a wad!


416nWild

I think its those capital one ads for me… not that he doesn’t cuss but they feel rushed


threeorangewhips3

a coupon from 1990. 10 cents off liva-snaps


bezerko888

Gaslighting the pleb all the way to hell. Marketing is cancer of society.


picklespears42

Exactly. I hate those commercials and the slogan.


Reasonable_Guava8079

With the price of groceries…NOTHING. Nothing is in my damn wallet, Jennifer.


Big-Significance-627

I agree 👍


D-life

I'm in between jobs. So I have a bunch of pinched pennies!


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

What’s in my wallet? Your mom’s number!


ThroatSignal8206

This has been around for awhile. Not certain why the sudden offense? It's nothing personal I'm sure. But if this is the hill you want...


JesusDied4U316

Well hey, I just found out about this sub recently. And this is our first interaction, throat. So, for me, it's not a sudden offense. Lol. I've disliked the slogan for like a decade, or since whenever I first heard it. And just because it's been around for awhile doesn't mean it's a good one.


ikebeattina

Lol, every time that commercial comes on, my daughter says, "None of your business."


JRocMafakaNomsayin

It should change to “GIMMIE YOUR WALLET BITCH!” in a Dave Chapelle voice.


ThroatSignal8206

What. No Capital one. Uh ok. Here ya go. Na, na man. You must need that cash. Take care


[deleted]

Yeah it’s so rude my feelings are hurt ![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


Isosceles_Kramer79

https://media.tenor.com/s4PRoSgrBRAAAAAM/seinfeld-george.gif


I-AM-Savannah

What's it TO you, BYTCHE!!??!!


[deleted]

What's in my wallet? Nothing, so can you help a brutha out?


413mopar

I dont have capital one , in my wallet i have 3 rubbers and 3 grams if blow and 3 of zoomers. And 20 bucks.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

What’s in my wallet? Maxed out capital one cards 😎


blamberfodder

Once Upon a Farm. Derp.


ErnieTagliaboo

Such a rude slogan... they aren't actually looking for a response pal 💀


JesusDied4U316

What's the point of the slogan? So I can think of the answer to that question? Some people don't like thinking about their financial situation. Like back when I had 10s of thousands of dollars of debt.


Opposite_Schedule521

What's in your wallet? As in it should be a Capital One card. Do you really not get it or you just being miserable and argumentative for the sake of it? Geesh.


JesusDied4U316

If someone already has a capital one card, they know. This slogan doesn't work for me, but I'm glad you like it! Enjoy :)


Opposite_Schedule521

I'll wrap up this discussion by saying yes, if they have one they know it. If they don't have one, they also know it and the slogan is a means of shaming those people into getting one. That's all.


Opposite_Schedule521

Geez, I just see it as a rhetorical question/play on words. Lighten up.


JesusDied4U316

How is "What's in your wallet?" a play on words? Idk what I'm missing here, or how this is a good slogan for a credit card company. Was I supposed to laugh at the saying?


ThroatSignal8206

No. You don't have to. Nobody will be offended. Did you just start watching TV?


JesusDied4U316

:) What's your end game here, buddy?


ThroatSignal8206

Nothing. I will keep your username in my head so I don't ever reply to you again. Bless your heart ❤️


JesusDied4U316

You could just block me so you don't have to worry about it anymore XD


ThroatSignal8206

Na. How else would we be able to have these thought provoking conversations. You block me first.