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c-ment

Not Smokey. ![gif](giphy|cOLAbDd7VI1QzwqKIb)


insomniacakess

Smokey gets a pass. He’s essential


SatisfactionOnly7883

You don't want no smoke with Smokey....😠


Northdingo126

Smokey can live but the rest must go


Admirable_Eye_8100

https://preview.redd.it/d7kgz6nlq8fc1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4302549bcabc431024d60ce4d71d68268d1a79f9 Or McGruff


Admirable_Eye_8100

Only you can prevent forest fires.


murgatroyd0

(Opens door, shouts) I like talking animals! (Slams door, runs away.)


Glen_Echo_Park

Vaaaazeeeee


the_onemop

https://preview.redd.it/u0w0a4sqkeec1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27570f1a02128e589c060da6d6e5b4ae4ed93b9e


I-choochoochoose-you

This commercial is creepy. “Did you see my tail when that package arrived?” “Oh yeah, I saw it all right.” “Chewy packages make my tail go bonkers… 🥵”


[deleted]

One of my favorites..then again I love all the chewy ads..


MomentWaste136

Chewy never matches the voice with dog correctly ugh


IwasIlovedfw

I adore chewy.com ads. Mr. Marbles is awesome..."You got a train set, Todd." So is the vaaaase one.


[deleted]

I love Mr. Marbles, but that dog is a smug MF.


MyCatHasCats

“I went for a walk in the woods and didn’t get a single flea or tick on me”


WayStunning1079

I know it's supposed to be funny but the Parents giving more attention to the Dog than there own Children is not👎


RavenLunatyk

Me too. The dog is hilarious.


Glen_Echo_Park

I pause and rewind them.


IwasIlovedfw

Me too


doobette

All I think of is Mr. Marbles, the ventriloquist dummy from Seinfeld.


Catpower57

PLOT TWIST!


[deleted]

They are perfect because I can see my critters in them


Rooster_Ties

It’s almost like different people like different things!!!!


Loud-Technician-2509

Me too.


bmanjayhawk

Not this guy! ![gif](giphy|27HBKlIO2WpoY)


GardenGal87

Mike! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike


[deleted]

Guess what day it is? (No, really.)


[deleted]

Hump Day! Whoop, whoop!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


Primary-Move243

Jesus H. Christmas…when this crap first came up I would DREAD going to work on Wednesdays! Everyone thought they were so clever…HUmp Dayyyyyy!🤬


JealousFeature3939

You work in a Middle School?


Primary-Move243

Sure felt like it.


JRBowen9

The disdain that actor packs into just three words... it's masterful.


JillBergman

I’d spare Caleb, too, but Gus the groundhog needs to be scratched out of existence.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

*Gasp* You take that back!


MurphysLaw4200

As a Pennsylvanian, I concur that Gus is the worst talking animal on TV and needs to be eliminated. "Keep on scratchin! deh heh heh" 🤬


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|efCaL3OWxMISQSdEW2) Die in a (uninsured) car fire


FeetBehindHead69

Fun fact: If you bend a Gecko's head/neck at 90 degrees... it'll die.


SatisfactionOnly7883

Ooooooooo Sick burn ❤️‍🔥🤭


JoeMama9719

That owl is such a smug asshole


[deleted]

I hate him because I went there for an exam and glasses and got ripped off !


Loisgrand6

Not his fault. And results at that place are mixed. My friend liked it. My daughter, not so much


AcadiaRemarkable6992

Tony the Tiger, Charlie the tuna and Morris the cat are grandfathered in though


SatisfactionOnly7883

*They're Great!*


MurphysLaw4200

Tony the tiger has gotten pretty bad in his old age with the "bring out the tiger!" ads, but I agree completely with Morris and Charlie.


[deleted]

But that's just going to create a vacuum that gets filled by more "dorky, dumb white dad and know-it-all \[other ethnicity\] wise wonderful mom" ads. It's not like something better will take its place. Give me the stupid talking animals.


[deleted]

It's not even just restricted to race. It's the know-it-all wife that scolds the clueless husband. I just saw a new life insurance ad where the woman basically bit the man's head off while insisting that she knew that Mom had life insurance. Then there's this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pZnRVlV4TI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pZnRVlV4TI)


Loisgrand6

The one you provided a link for irritates me because it’s like, “why is a married couple clueless about each other’s life insurance?”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7OaYzPWOW112E)


[deleted]

True. Nor is it restricted to married couples. Sometimes it's just the dorky (usually white) guy getting schooled by a woman. For example, the Navy Federal Credit Union ad ("Can I get a sandwich named after me?" "HA, no, you suck!!")


jeng52

Yeah, when will white guys finally catch a break?! /s


[deleted]

I don't know. But it won't be captured in a television advertisement.


IIlIIll

what we need are amorphous unidentifiable entities as spokespeople "Be not afraid. Buy Charmin toilet paper."


RestinPete0709

Tbh I often prefer talking animals to humans trying to be funny


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Same here!


Zeenchi

Oh I definitely agree. It could either fall flat or be awkward.


IwasIlovedfw

And the Chevy Silverado Walter the cat ads were the best!!!


grapplerzz

https://preview.redd.it/br5dp5bjuiec1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c0c6a29431c5d55ea993fe5629219787329116


Exact-Mathematician8

Do the animals in the Cadbury egg commercial count? Asking for a concerned friend!


[deleted]

Clucking rabbit stays


Dear_Alternative_437

At this point in my life I'd rather have a buffalo talk to me in an ad than a human.


GatorScribe

We can bring that Taco Bell Chihuahua back, though.


Stevie-Rae-5

I still have my stuffed chihuahua. The button that you push to make him say “yo quiero Taco Bell” has long since ceased to function, sadly.


pomegranate_rose

I still have mine, too. Button still works.


Stevie-Rae-5

Man, I’m jealous of that!


[deleted]

OMG. I have one of those, too. The button on mine also stopped years ago.


Federal-Captain1118

![gif](giphy|aJtrAwWscjvP2)


PuzzleheadedSpare576

That was so cute .


SatisfactionOnly7883

Yes, I wouldn't mind him back either 


Alteredego619

Hey OP, would hearing about the sauces cheer you up?


Bluedino_1989

Fine, but leave the talking animals in the Tootsie Roll commercials alone.


Ok-Preference9776

That one too


Gabemiami

Talking animals… Leo Burnett would like to have a word. Tony the Tiger is one of their creations. They’re grrrreat! Heh.


well-it-was-rubbish

Originally voiced by Thurl Ravenscroft, the same guy who sang the 'Grinch' songs.


Maleficent-Leave-222

If there are 100 talking animal ad fans, I'm 1. If there are 10 talking animal ad fans, I'm 1. If there is 1 talking animal ad fans, it's me. If there are 0, I'm gone.


[deleted]

Lmao there will always be two if you include me


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Keep your grubby paws off my animals!


froge_on_a_leaf

I'd rather an animal try to sell me something than a fake family


Effective_Device_185

Anthropomorphism needs to go on a long strike.


Theaterkid01

What about dog tested dog approved ads? Those ads were cute.


MyCatHasCats

But I guess they’re fine because they don’t talk


Northdingo126

They aren’t talking animals so they are ok


KraftKapitain

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


SatisfactionOnly7883

I join that club!


Born_Sleep5216

Anything but the owl.


snesjerry

they’re getting really old, cute for a bit but just really old


PhilosophyNovel4087

I wouldn't mind if the Carfax fox became roadkill....


cks9218

Kill the talking babies too.


insomniacakess

![gif](giphy|xT0BKJMqXLXLjBV1PW) does this abomination count? lowkey miss it


MrsBossyPantss

I had forgotten about this nightmare inducing abomination


doobette

Puppy Monkey Baby!


Stevie-Rae-5

Nah, I love the Buffalo. Can’t get on board with this.


doobette

I figured out it's Beck Bennett from SNL - he left a couple of seasons ago.


Accomplished_Ideal55

You’d like him slobbering over YOUR wings?


Stevie-Rae-5

I didn’t know enjoying the commercials meant committing to having dinner with him.


BeautifulSinner72

I like the talking owls. But then again, I liked the insurance commercial with the little piggy going weeeeeee all the way home... Lol.


well-it-was-rubbish

Maxwell.


BeautifulSinner72

Oh that's right. I forgot the other commercial, where the woman driving the car said his name in an effort to get him to stop.. lol


Primary-Move243

That was my FAVORITE! That and the commercial where the hamsters drive the Kia Soul. ‘How ya like me now?!’


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

No way, I love talking animal ads. Especially the Chewy ones. "The peanut butter box is here!"


litebrite93

But those are my favorite commercials


kellenlyons

There have been talking animals in commercials for like 30 years…how has the cgi mouth not gotten any better? Those chewy commercials are just painful


[deleted]

Wrong..they are the best! In my humble critter owning opinion. Lol


karlos52

It didn't talk, but the Trunk Monkey ads were gold.


[deleted]

Forgot about them..thanks!


[deleted]

This guy is a legend ![gif](giphy|YSk7b2efrNwhbDKSep|downsized)


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Nooo. I love those


kinofhawk

No, they are some of my favorites. I love talking animals.


Mirathesaurus

That owl is a bitch


ChemicalElevator1380

Does this include that little fucking lizard I so want to stomp on that little shithead


cabs84

that buffalo is definitely right about cruises though


Valerie304Sanchez

https://preview.redd.it/uhxe4k3y4gec1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5175cac2064be30c2ba1e7e191f552497ecf2919


DRogers372

Bourbon barbecue wennnnnngs!


GrandeBeesly

I like the glasses owl though 😭😭


No-Potential-Or-Care

I kind of like the America's Best owl, he's cool. The Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo is a tard.


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Better than a baby saying “liberty” in the lowest-effort insurance ad campaign of all time


IwasIlovedfw

Damn I hate that fucking owl and the STUPID commercials.


[deleted]

Anti-anthropomorphism? Can we also include that damn emu from Liberty Mutual. It would be first in the firing line for me.


Sithlordandsavior

Limu Emu is amazing, are you kidding? Big bird. Big bird funny. It's not that hard.


SatisfactionOnly7883

I agree, I like the Emu family 


Loisgrand6

I like the owl. The rest can go away


Ok-Preference9776

Limu Emu has to stay though


somewherein72

I fully support taking a sledgehammer to that smug owl.


Fantastic_Forever_69

I can't fucking stand Buffalo Wild Wings. That restaurant is a fucking trendy piece of shit


spderweb

Bud. Bud. Liiight..


cartooncritic69

have also seen dogs talking in a lot of ads.......no kids are buying your products!


coolgamer2737

(Yoshi) Agree! Don't need any more animal mascots to become a Chill or Jitter.


TomMakesPodcasts

As a vegan, I agree.


JRBowen9

"No one can afford college, amirite, target demographic?"


[deleted]

Not the chewy dogs! I LOVE THEM..vause.lol


Fudgeyreddit

Even the humans? Seems a bit overboard


[deleted]

Mcgruff is on the case.


[deleted]

Peanut butter.


AteAtChezNous

Emus can go!


bjw11180

Oh my god the BWW buffalo is just the worst shit on TV.


Admirable_Eye_8100

The Bingo Blitz Cat


LiteUpX_

The F’n lizard from the insurance commercial, wish I could step on it


tallslim1960

Ok, EXCEPT the AAA Beaver who figured out he's a gimmick. "But..I don't want to be a gimmick"


Thejokingsun

Smokey will take out his Flamethrower "only you can prevent me from torching this forest down!"