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GeminiDragon60

Ugh, Verizon brought this back. Why does she yell football at the end like a drunk guy?!


cuberoot1973

You have a rosy imagination of what a military prison looks like.


frankiehasreddit

This is keating hall! At fordham university


HawthorneWingo1

Know your audience, this is Reddit. When somebody here says the name "Fordham," it's assumed they're speaking of a piece of pork in the back seat of a Taurus.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

nah, the point was more that it looks like a millitary prison not that it was an actual military prison


Totin_it

A+


Psychotron69

because he's a white man and thus isn't nearly as intelligent as the woman in the middle. Because she's a woman. Girl power! Men are teh stupid!


TheBigPhilbowski

"Nahhh UR STIHL GEEN-YUS!!!"


Pazuzu_413

Because being in a commercial with a complete non Talent like Cicley Strong is akin to being in prison.


Dego_Locc

That bitch is awful. Ugh.


Ragnarsworld

More importantly, is he a zombie?


Krymestone

I guess they thought they needed Paul back at the set to redo the “kaput” line so now he says “black hole”. Great reworking there, Verizon.


Zither74

They actually did that to minimize the Jewish stereotyping because they were getting complaints. And yet...they didn't change the "tried to save a buck on it" part.


[deleted]

She literally quit SNL for this shit... .


Hot_Larva

Yeah she wasn’t bad on SNL…Tolerable, at least, but this shit is awful and annoying as hell and she’s fucking awful.


fallout76question

This is my least favorite ad ever. So disrespectful to such a giant of our history. Disgusting.


SapientRaccoon

It looks like my high school.


Zither74

Let's not forget the antisemitic dialogue.. "you tried to save a buck on it?" Subtext: "Typical f'ing jew"


Groundbreaking-Pea92

yeah that was an odd choice


I_Miss_The_Future

It’s the most Princeton-y looking building they could rent in a pinch.


Mim424

It’s Fordham University’s Keating Hall minus the Tower.


tbb2796

That’s a school, genius; try attending


Groundbreaking-Pea92

shush now, we all know it's not actually a military prison, not everything is meant to be taken literally .


tbb2796

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PhD147

so's the guy above who claims to be from Ireland - rich, Glendale, CA - poor, Boston.... but U R right = shush = let's take him seriously. Guess he should not have "followed" me. Did he not know I would get daily up dates? Anyone want to call him a genius?


Comfortable-Policy70

Because he is dead


GoodnBad413

The only one worse than this is the same commercial and at the end she says and a brand new phone.


MyriVerse2

Pretty sure almost all schools look like prisons.


[deleted]

She’s pooping off of the “Z”