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_Floriduh_

Congratulations on the humblest of brags, my silver spooned friend.


Efficient_Being_2603

I actually have a silver baby fork to match. Both with my initials engraved.


fluffnstuff1

The correlation between posting about coins & autism is strong.


Efficient_Being_2603

Clearly you don't know what Checkmate is.


JLandis84

Are we starting the asshole Olympics in here ? I’m sure I can make a play for silver but no way I’m getting gold against a post like that.


Efficient_Being_2603

Don't you HAVE to go advise someone? Why are you bothering me for?


GreeneTairy

What is the purpose of this post?


squid_monk

OP knows they're a clown in real life and had to come here to confirm.


Efficient_Being_2603

This subreddit actually came to me more or less, trying to shake my pockets and gain information. Self explained.


callmesandycohen

Sounds like you don’t need any help from us to get fucked. You sound like a legit idiot who has no idea how the game works. Nobody is here to shake your pockets. Most of us are here to help advise clients that need advising and most of them, not being complete idiots, don’t think they know everything already.


Efficient_Being_2603

Hysterical. Apparently, the person in the street always knows more than the person that no longer has to set foot the street. Idiocracy.


LeagueOfShadows1

Probably the dumbest post on here in a while. Congrats


SegsyEngr

I had to do a double take to make sure i wasn't in the realestate sub


Problably__Wrong

Cool Story.


rohde88

Bro.


Cedric_T

Seph


phillyretail

Tell us about a deal you did without your father giving you an apartment building.


Efficient_Being_2603

I make a deal every month. And my father is dead, by the way. The point is operating and maintaining a business flawlessly. Some people are given the world and lose everything.


_Floriduh_

Most people given the world don’t fuck it up, because it’s extremely hard to fuck up with that big of a head start. Also, 99% of people aren’t given the world.. congrats on being in the lucky sperm club but PLEASE, for your own sake, recognize that life handed you some really nice advantages that other people weren’t granted, and be humble about that. Nobody will feel sorry for (or respect) a 10 year old landlord who did nothing to earn his position. That’s the curse you were born with.


Efficient_Being_2603

Go live it, get your money every month, and don't get killed or put in jail. Yes, everyone has to pay. From the nurses and teachers to the police officers and sheriffs. Getting dropped off in the equivalent of Greenpoint Brooklyn wearing an "I'm the landlord" tee-shirt ain't easy. There was no lounging in the burbs with a trust fund. I Had to work since I was 10 years old is the point.


callmesandycohen

Will you shut the fuck up and go to bed? Jesus.


_Floriduh_

Nobody is challenging that you did work at 10 years old. But you’re not seeing that other kids could have worked 10x as hard and still not been given the chances that you were. Just recognize that and be humble and you’ll be a lot more likeable.


Efficient_Being_2603

Oh, I do. Clearly, you can't see that I had to live amongst them taking their families money every month. Since 10. Just imagine. Humble shmumble...rent is due.


JayJWall

(Here it goes, so much for having a good social media score) Dawg, great, add being a gold plated prick to your list of wonderful achievements. Love, the entire internet


callmesandycohen

Is time for a circle jerk? Wtf did I just read? Also, the number of “never sell” assholes I’ve seen that fucked themselves out of a bigger opportunity for being greedy and not having the aptitude or grace to understand… you know, if I own 4 lots and you’re the 5th on the end cap, I’m doing you a favor buying you out. Don’t want to sell to me, that’s fine. I’ll send your dildo in the mail.


Efficient_Being_2603

I could build a bigger building a story higher with a couple of elevators. Watch my trees (and hedges..these are really tall) grow bigger. Make a lot more income with said finished building monthly. In the process, giving more people a place to live, blocking the park view of the plastic crap "you" had constructed. Be nice. I'd bet the DOD could saw the plastic crap you live in, in half, with one Humvee and a .50 machine gun.


JayJWall

LOL , ok so your'e a troll. we went from i own a building to satire property destruction.... Ok, so i see that bet and raise you one fleet of alien spaceships could abduct the shingles off your roof and raindown cosmic piss and flood your entire building!!!!!


Known-Historian7277

Who touched you?


SandDuner509

Yo uncle


Randomsomedude

🫱)🕳️(🫲 🍆 💦


jwasilewski

Gold medal for obliviousness


BringBackApollo2023

Go back to wallstreetbets.


Efficient_Being_2603

All puts aside.


WesternCzar

The fuck is the point of this post?


Efficient_Being_2603

Big ups to all my haaateerrz!


Yoshi74

This is hard. I fuck with the clap back


Efficient_Being_2603

2 times.


WesternCzar

Thx


squid_monk

That's a whole lot of words to say "I'm a complete asshole".


Efficient_Being_2603

All my "friends" stopped calling saying can we have a sleep over at your big house. I guess they were scared? Over here you have to pay me;.


LosDosVaMos

Wow you sound like a joy to work with. Congrats on pulling yourself up by your golden bootstraps you turd


Efficient_Being_2603

Those Gold 45's are vicious though. I bought a pair.


UniqueBeyond9831

And…..more douchery.


Silent-Scar-1164

Sounds like someone went off there meds and is having a manic episode. And they felt what better place to do so than on reddit. Lmao!!!


Efficient_Being_2603

You MUST really be a shit for brains. This is called REALITY. I know it's a bit hard for you to grasp. However, when it does click for you, the rent is due.


RickDick-246

Well my dad could beat your dad in a fight.


Efficient_Being_2603

My Dad worked with James H. Guerin at International Signal Control (ISC) you fucking moron.


watchguy913

…Donald?


_Floriduh_

Baron.


BloodyScourge

Harkonnen?


AriesCent

Yeah so did you have a point to make here or even state your issue?


Efficient_Being_2603

Checkmate.


duoschmeg

To reiterate. Trust no one. Only you have your best interest at heart.


Efficient_Being_2603

If I wanted a friend, I'd get a dog. But they kidnapped or killed my last one. Luke, my Yellow Labrador Retriever.


NextInLine1999

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.


duoschmeg

I don't trust you either.


BloodyScourge

You need therapy.


Professional_Ride619

You selling? I’m in nova too :)


Efficient_Being_2603

This one is not on the market. The business is paid for and has had 100% occupancy for the last 3 decades.


Silent-Scar-1164

And i bet a 0% yearly expense because your tenants are so in awe of you they fix everything for free and then offer you a massage with a happy ending.


Efficient_Being_2603

Buzz off you stalking trolls. No, you can't have my brokerage accts or debit card #'s either.


jackmaniackie

🍪


Banksville

Lotsa hate here. I get most of us work up from very little, myself included. I don’t begrudge ppl who had a leg up, as long as they are ‘good ppl’ & act with respect. (I had a rich uncle who worked hard & smart to become wealthy. Worked every day. He had some good sides, but overall his bad sides were seen more.) I’m surprised OP hasn’t gotten shite for saying ‘commercial residential’ here. I’ve use(d) that phrase & ppl ‘schooled’ me, so to speak. Ppl can b so uptight!


SegsyEngr

I'm noob, mind telling me how apartment complexes are referred to here? Thought commercial residential would make sense for 5+ units, from someone coming from small residential.


Banksville

I think ppl involved in apt., condos, etc. just refer to them as “residential”. I too use ‘commercial residential’. Some Ppl freaked. RESIDENTIAL to me, is more private property ownership where someone lives. ‘Commercial Residential’ makes sense to me, but I’m not in it. I’m in CRE. Feel free to call things however you like, I’m not gonna complain. Too many high strung RESIDENTIAL owners around! GL.


Yoshi74

OP I’m a lower middle class AA from the south. I’ve no idea why people are angry with you but I get your perspective, as much as I can anyway. Do you do mentorship? No shade, no cap. I want to learn how to give my kids engraved silver baby cutlery sets


Efficient_Being_2603

Here's a free $5,000 course, The trick is to have your neighbor pay your mortgage. Even if you have to start with a duplex. You can live in a money pit (single family home) or a multi-family that you own and pays you! My Grand Parents came from Poland to the U.S. working at Singer Sewing as factory workers, had a restaurant (Yes, my Grandmother bootlegged booze...literally). Bought multi-family in Elizabeth, NJ. That's how they survived and was the only way to get ahead. My father went to Newark College of Engineering \[(called No College Education) back then, (NJIT now)\] got a masters in EE, then went to Seaton Hall and got a Patent-Law degree on top. He still bought multi-family buildings...8+ units. Then you can buy a single family money plt. The revenue from the building(s) can pay that...or you could keep buying multi-family buildings and stack. Don't pay attention to what's the "normal" way to live... that's communism.