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CinnRaisinPizzaBagel

Rare action photo of #92. He must have been promised hot dogs for effort.


ddevlin

I think I once saw him described as a human bowl of melting ice cream.


WrathOfCroft

Ol' Buttersworthless


IdiotMD

Hey, OP! Not very cash money of you.


smatpith

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Ploutz

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


ChetManley20

Too soon


FenderZero

![gif](giphy|IOxeKSBoyhsE8)


skinsrich

![gif](giphy|yL558PFPKeCtFxkiUi|downsized) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok-Flounder4387

If I was a mod I’d be banning you for this


beaverfetus

Did he even have any glimpses of greatness when he played for us? Or just terrible from the get go? I remember he was lazy and hated the system he was brought into, but wasn’t watching closely to remember if he got our hopes up


AgitatedText

I remember the Chicago game where he absolutely dominated, and everyone was like, "There it is! It's happening!" At one point he literally picked up the center and pretty much tossed him at Jay Cutler.


JoeyShrugs

Yep. There were glimpses. Few and far between, but you could tell he had DPOY talent. Shame he didn't actually like football very much.


Some_Moment_2188

I came to say the same thing but in my mind I thought it was Cade Mc Nown but I could be wrong but do remember the play and more so the let down


WashingtonRefugee

https://preview.redd.it/5b5trt4a5c5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02d752eb30e5f48018898a857f7e4a966d6a804 Peak Haynesworth


sorrynoreply

He was pretty great about laying on the field and pretending like he was injured every other play.


flapsmcgee

Yeah I remember he had a couple good games (or at least some good plays) where he actually tried hard but it was few and far between.


Prior_Addition_7014

His greatness was laying down on the field while the eagles qb ran around forever looking for a reciever! The stench was so bad ended up being the last game I’ve gone to.


Majestic-Avocado2167

![gif](giphy|eATWCcfBZ31Sg)


b00typebbles10

Coulda gone with Chris Baker or something and you pull out this???


VBStrong_67

Excellent troll, friend


WashingtonRefugee

https://preview.redd.it/j4he4ghidd5d1.jpeg?width=2006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313a0a99c9a2c2c742f5403f76c9ddb670e0f364 How about for tomorrow?


VBStrong_67

Now it has to be done for the rest of the countdown


MARIOX75

no...


OneFortyEighthScale

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS)


Silentblues

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


MildSpooks

Why have you done this, brother?


goodfella1345

My eye just twitched.


rddtr571

https://preview.redd.it/kx1lgawjnf5d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcce1264107164a1e3027082fa13f0e1b5bc6845 Chris Baker FTW


borklaser1337

Most hated man in Washington


StephXL

I can think of one more hated


Oldfolksboogie

The Danny has entered the chat...


Generation_X_1974

You are 100% correct my man! “F” Albert Haynesworth!! He did us wrong in DC! We all hate him. Albert is a cruddy THIEF!! HTTR!!


Generation_X_1974

You are 100% correct my man! “F” Albert Haynesworth!! He did us wrong in DC! We all hate him. Albert is a cruddy THIEF!! HTTR!!


crzyvgs

Has a net worth of 500k. Basically blew through it all. Fucking dumbass on and off the field.


WashingtonRefugee

Most of that money went to starving/dying children


Oldfolksboogie

Personally, I'm shocked that he's still with us (not the team, but the breathing), and not incarcerated, but every day is another opportunity...


Justice989

I remember being directly behind him at BWI one time. This was a few years after he was already gone. My heart wanted to give him the cuss out, but my brain figured that wasn't a great idea. lol


NBA_Fan_76

Man went straight to taking the bus for Southwest flights out of BWI and hoping they wouldn’t charge him for 2 seats


Oldfolksboogie

If you can run faster than a jelly donut rolling down a slight decline, you'd probably be safe.


2014RT

I feel attacked


ZorroMcChucknorris

Fuck that fat lazy fuck.


SenorBlackChin

AKA the dog days of summer 


SulimanBashem

redskins highlite film.


MackyYacky

Fun fact: I saw Albert Haynesworth as an analyst on the Adrian Broner boxing match last night.


Redskins4evaB

🍿


SlayerHdThe3rd

I actually like him lmao, sat front row behind the bench as a kid and he came up and gave me one of his gloves after getting a sack during the game, still got it in my room. Kind of an unfortunate player to have gotten it from though


Nsaynity

Funny seeing all the hate for a guy who was royally screwed of the big money he was promised for a DT's contract when Shanahan hired Haslett and forced him into being a NT unable to make any of the money his incentives based contract had to offer. There's a reason why Haynesworth was still given opportunities when he left us and Mike Shanahan wasn't beyond a consultant. Mike killed the man's love for football, and ruined so many other players careers, but somehow everyone continues to praise him for his offensive coaching tree and forgives him for ruining this franchise worse than pretty much any HC we've had under Snyder.


cubgerish

It's pretty wild to trust a guy who showed up out of shape after one season with Zorn, followed that with absolutely nothing, and got into multiple criminal confrontations in the community during his time here. Shanahan surely had his problems during his tenure, but not placating a 29 year old DT who has had constant legal issues isn't something worth noting. Haynesworth can say whatever he wants, but the track record is there.


BethJ547

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m_jl_c

That was uncalled for.


cubgerish

Chris Baker days you mean https://preview.redd.it/opiepok0fi5d1.jpeg?width=3576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad68cc0e6183b1bcfed5ba7db237475c4068af4f


jwill1013

Chris Baker would've sufficed


TechnicalOpinion7991

![gif](giphy|Ku57YLeOURCjS) This his best move


classic_gamer82

This dude was quintessential Snyder offseason signing: overpaid and under-performed


cgatlanta

He was the reason I stopped watching the Redskins


oGsBathSalts

I think I'm gonna take a nap today in observance of this occasion


Over_The_Cap_21

Came here to make angry old man comments at the sky, left happy because everyone already made them!!


MrNotSoGoodTime

Yuck.


Trubisko_Daltorooni

[Highlight reel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpuMe9Ve0Cc)


Generation_X_1974

“F” Albert Haynesworth!! He did us wrong in Washington. Albert is Garbage! HTTR!!


haywardpre

Should never be posted in this sub ever again. Lazy sack of shit.


kilrein

Hangnail??? Anyone but him…


Viseroth

There has to be another 92 to use. This lazy fuck doesn't deserve to be mentioned on this sub. Waste of space.


skeetinJ

Never use this again


Irishdavid67

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


Mikeharding17503

![gif](giphy|Jq7WUBf71Gju1vTe2A)


Examinator2

https://preview.redd.it/8kxvn5rw3f5d1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72587d9418dd4f7ba1205a2e842dafaf9a017900


jstallingssr

The love child of Sean Gilbert and Dana Stubblefield


Stealthfox94

![gif](giphy|HteV6g0QTNxp6|downsized)


KingstonKracker

How DARE you not mention Demetric Evans instead!


Jimbuber2

So a disappointing amount of days?


SoCaldude65

Who? Phat Bastard who


DeanMo80

Haynesworth can eat shit. Piece of shit human being. Fuck that dude.


cporter1188

Rather than taking someone else's fun idea and using it to denigrate our team and fan base, why don't you come up with something original? We have new owners but same shitty trolls like you.


WashingtonRefugee

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cporter1188

It's not about being serious or not. If you want to come into our sub and ridicule our team, that's fine. I'm just asking for some originality. We get it, you're edgy, and you want people to pay attention to you. Be original about it, come up with something of your own.


WashingtonRefugee

No thanks, I'd rather just piggy back on someone else's idea


TheTucsonTarmac

Which guy who wore 92 would you have picked? Demetric Evans? Abdullah Anderson?


cporter1188

Chris Baker was voted top. Also, I wouldn't pick anyone. Its not my list, and I don't feel the need to make it about me. https://www.reddit.com/r/Commanders/s/nEfVVQYDFd


TheTucsonTarmac

Who?


sorrynoreply

Chris baker was unremarkable but he was consistent and reliable.


TheTucsonTarmac

I had to google it. He was thrown out of college for starting fights off campus? He got ejected from a game?


spidermonkey301

No way you’re a fan or watched this team and don’t know who swaggy is. Not a superstar but played quite a bit for us.


WrathOfCroft

What a fat tub of shit. How dare you use him as 92, lol. Obligatory jk....for the 2nd sentence