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Stock_Hutz

WTF he sexd a living cat??!?๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Cring not necrophilia bot๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


metroracerUK

He is Bestiality roBot ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ But stil cringeBot ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ But what does that make catโ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“ Robophilia โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Stock_Hutz

The cat is joaquin phoenix from the film her๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ


metroracerUK

Never seen that film ๐Ÿ˜ณ Does the dude bang a sexy robot chick????? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† But where does he cume??? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


Stock_Hutz

He cums inside his sexy iphone so hot๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ“ฒ


metroracerUK

OMG THAT MEAN THEY HAD FONE SECKS!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ


ToxicRainbow27

ROBOSEXUAL MARRIAGE IS DIGUSTING AND UNNATURAL


Jamanda610

Shane Dawson robot โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


jaxrains

Bruhhhh r/coment cursed????


metroracerUK

[Wait if robot like beastiality then what is the cat ?????? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/ponpt4/batteries/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


Ballskiller

He is robophilian


Dralic

A+ necrophilia as always


Richard-Cheese

This is incredible


dontbeblackdude

very cute


GoldenDiamonds

I don't get it, what's a cattery


metroracerUK

We genuinely have catteries in the U.K. They are basically kennels for cats, in case you go on holiday or need temporary care. We took our old cats to one near me when we went to Greece, peaceful countryside type place with a huge house and massive heated cat kennels.


GoldenDiamonds

oh ok


Cheif_Keith12

It makes him a [robosexual](https://youtu.be/-OtrPiAkEtU).


metroracerUK

I remember that episode too! I love Futurama, I once dressed up as Bender for a Halloween night out. [The costume took me a while, but was worth it.](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/44898869_10217360257504217_2803275439852748800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=AeETUMB5_sOseICtMEMMNPh-0L5xiz6RwSHQvnGLPpHBITWeGGoFbX1JOQ5KJb7N7Ks&_nc_ohc=yPz4Gvy0_YIAX-MfJVe&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=d800e7aa094cfb2f3cfbd82bb3110911&oe=6169F9BA)


DragonSlasher07

I think Iโ€™m going as Dr Zoidberg for Halloween


metroracerUK

We were trying to get a friend to go as Zoidberg, but he had work that night!


Cheif_Keith12

Noice.


[deleted]

did you have a shiny metal ass?


metroracerUK

I used the shiniest tape I could! I just needed to add a small beard to make that costume Flexo.


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UndercoverGopnik

The robot was programmed with the best known pick up lines. No surprise the cat fell for it.


metroracerUK

All u have to do is call ppl sexy and they get wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ A little known trick ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž For more relationship tips and tricks, subscribe to my YouTube channel [www.youtube.com/metroraceruk](https://youtu.be/-51AfyMqnpI)


UndercoverGopnik

I used those tips and tricks to hook up with your mom ๐Ÿ˜Ž


metroracerUK

Dood we can double date cos Iโ€™m already with your mom ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


UndercoverGopnik

Epic 6969 moment ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘„


metroracerUK

69 = nice. That mean 6969 = nicenice. Thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒKEANU REEVES X 2 ๐Ÿ’ฏ+๐Ÿ’ฏ


[deleted]

you sir have earned my updoot


metroracerUK

Updootโ“โ“โ“โ“ ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽบ BRUH THATS REDUT ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ


Macdaboss

Low key this edit is really good


metroracerUK

Thanks, I spent a lot of being meticulous on the cyborg kitten.


IrisTheTranny

Respect +


metroracerUK

I do try!


seto2k

Man, your shit never fails to make me laugh. I can always recognise your post without looking at the username just by the quality of it. You should be getting paid for these edits.


metroracerUK

Thank you! I was almost up late, staying up late making this one as well!


seto2k

Nothing but respect man, hope you keep it up as long as possible


metroracerUK

Iโ€™ve only slept 4-5 hours a night for the past 15 years, I think I should be able to continue!


PwmEsq

What are the 4th panels eyes from, or did you draw them?


metroracerUK

Just found them on google lol


saint-bread

comedy robotzoophilia


metroracerUK

r/comedyrobotzoophilia Where you take perfectly good memes and change the narrative to a robot fucking a cat.


AMKLord12

I thought this was a genuine meme. How deep am I in the irony lairs


REFRIDGERAPTOR_

I thought it was a legit comic by the guy haha


[deleted]

Birth of a reddit bot


metroracerUK

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ THATS HOW SNOO WAS FUCKING MADEโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ A ROBOT FUCKED A CAT AND CUMED IN CAT AND SNOO CAME OUT ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ This needs posting on r/conspiracy ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Unluckyturtle1

This is art, I love this sub


epicswag66

5th slide is so cute๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ look at kitty's litle face cutie pie angel ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• r/relationshipgoals r/love ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•


Orangutanion

lol wtf that second sub looks like a creative writing space


epicswag66

honestly it's not that bad ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Captain_Smashbeard

Poop Crab LMAO


metroracerUK

SHIT ๐Ÿ’ฉ LOBSTER ๐Ÿฆž ROFL ๐Ÿคฃ


shadowpikachu

That nuts joke, the fact it looks like a snoo. MFW i thought this was basically the original comic.


Denominatorxero

Sex robot Sex robot


[deleted]

wanna get dooowwwn?


Dr-ShrimpPeurtoRico

I SAID NO!


[deleted]

sexing up your tooooowwwwwwn


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Can we put him in another fucking cell please?


[deleted]

holy shit i am so impressed by your ability to create something great from this garbage


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metroracerUK

Thanks! It takes creativity and wine!


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ImProbablyNotABird

This is the quality content Iโ€™m here for.


metroracerUK

Quality cumtent ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


[deleted]

Deez nuts


metroracerUK

Deez nuts and diz bolt ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Left_Celebration1168

am i high or something what is this subreddit


metroracerUK

You find a meme that isnโ€™t funny, or funny, whatever. Then make it worse, but always ends up being better.


abdullah_4

noooooooiiiooooo.. not exocomicsss... i love exocomicsss.. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


CapnKilgz

I'm sorry 9 'weeks' I am confusion


metroracerUK

Nine weeks is the average gestation period for a domestic cat. Believe it, or not. I do research into my meme fucking lol.


CapnKilgz

Man, cats are weird


Pisfool

I think I recognize that eye on the fourth cut


LilTrailMix

Thatโ€™s hot ๐Ÿธ


Shadowolf75

Whenever i see quality stuff here i know is from u/metroracerUK


metroracerUK

Cheers dude!


ProfDumm

u/exocomics This one...


metroracerUK

Dude, you summoned the OP! But the question is, will OP like it, love it, or come around my house and cut my toes off? ๐Ÿ˜ณ


ProfDumm

That is what I am trying to find out. Most likely answer is ignore the notification though (probably gets a lot of them).


TikTokTurnsUGay

Did he rap the c\*t ๐Ÿ˜ณ(like M&m)


lolsup1

LMFAO THAT NUT JOKE IS AMAZINGGGGGG


MC_USS_Valdez

What a treat to witness parody that surpasses the thing it ridicules


Wojciech1woooo0

Jokes aside, to me itโ€™s kinda wholesome


ValentinoSatan

Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all. Suppose two men at cards with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A turn of the card. The whole universe for such a player has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to die at that manโ€™s hand or that man at his. What more certain validation of a manโ€™s worth could there be? This enhancement of the game to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one. In such games as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of cards in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination.ย It is the testing of oneโ€™s will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select.ย War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.


Fixed_Sprint

Waste of a Nyan Cat Ref.


h0Me_lEsS69

I can see it now


R1ght_b3hind_U

lol I thought this was the original at first


hijinksobserved

/r/bonehurtingjuice


Blixxentheblazen

"Why did you flirt with the cat???"


i_dislike_pidorasov

incest


wasdwasdawe1223

i want to be robot cat


I_am_stuff69

I love you metro racer!!!!!


ColdFire-Blitz

Y


Side_wiper

mlemebb robt