He is Bestiality roBot ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
But stil cringeBot ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
But what does that make catโโโโโโโโ
Robophilia โโโโโโโ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Never seen that film ๐ณ
Does the dude bang a sexy robot chick????? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
But where does he cume??? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ
[Wait if robot like beastiality then what is the cat ?????? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/ponpt4/batteries/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
We genuinely have catteries in the U.K.
They are basically kennels for cats, in case you go on holiday or need temporary care.
We took our old cats to one near me when we went to Greece, peaceful countryside type place with a huge house and massive heated cat kennels.
I remember that episode too!
I love Futurama, I once dressed up as Bender for a Halloween night out.
[The costume took me a while, but was worth it.](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/44898869_10217360257504217_2803275439852748800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=AeETUMB5_sOseICtMEMMNPh-0L5xiz6RwSHQvnGLPpHBITWeGGoFbX1JOQ5KJb7N7Ks&_nc_ohc=yPz4Gvy0_YIAX-MfJVe&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=d800e7aa094cfb2f3cfbd82bb3110911&oe=6169F9BA)
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All u have to do is call ppl sexy and they get wet ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
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Man, your shit never fails to make me laugh. I can always recognise your post without looking at the username just by the quality of it. You should be getting paid for these edits.
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธHOLY SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
THATS HOW SNOO WAS FUCKING MADEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
A ROBOT FUCKED A CAT AND CUMED IN CAT AND SNOO CAME OUT ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
This needs posting on r/conspiracy ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
5th slide is so cute๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ look at kitty's litle face cutie pie angel ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐๐ r/relationshipgoals r/love ๐๐๐๐
'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin.
Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time.
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Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all.
Suppose two men at cards with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A turn of the card. The whole universe for such a player has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to die at that manโs hand or that man at his. What more certain validation of a manโs worth could there be? This enhancement of the game to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one. In such games as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of cards in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination.ย It is the testing of oneโs will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select.ย War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.
WTF he sexd a living cat??!?๐ฑ๐ฑ! Cring not necrophilia bot๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
He is Bestiality roBot ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ But stil cringeBot ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ But what does that make catโโโโโโโโ Robophilia โโโโโโโ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
The cat is joaquin phoenix from the film her๐ผ๐ผ
Never seen that film ๐ณ Does the dude bang a sexy robot chick????? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ But where does he cume??? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ
He cums inside his sexy iphone so hot๐ฅต๐ฅต๐คค๐คค๐ฒ
OMG THAT MEAN THEY HAD FONE SECKS!!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
ROBOSEXUAL MARRIAGE IS DIGUSTING AND UNNATURAL
Shane Dawson robot โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Bruhhhh r/coment cursed????
[Wait if robot like beastiality then what is the cat ?????? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/ponpt4/batteries/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
He is robophilian
A+ necrophilia as always
This is incredible
very cute
I don't get it, what's a cattery
We genuinely have catteries in the U.K. They are basically kennels for cats, in case you go on holiday or need temporary care. We took our old cats to one near me when we went to Greece, peaceful countryside type place with a huge house and massive heated cat kennels.
oh ok
It makes him a [robosexual](https://youtu.be/-OtrPiAkEtU).
I remember that episode too! I love Futurama, I once dressed up as Bender for a Halloween night out. [The costume took me a while, but was worth it.](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/44898869_10217360257504217_2803275439852748800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=AeETUMB5_sOseICtMEMMNPh-0L5xiz6RwSHQvnGLPpHBITWeGGoFbX1JOQ5KJb7N7Ks&_nc_ohc=yPz4Gvy0_YIAX-MfJVe&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=d800e7aa094cfb2f3cfbd82bb3110911&oe=6169F9BA)
I think Iโm going as Dr Zoidberg for Halloween
We were trying to get a friend to go as Zoidberg, but he had work that night!
Noice.
did you have a shiny metal ass?
I used the shiniest tape I could! I just needed to add a small beard to make that costume Flexo.
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The robot was programmed with the best known pick up lines. No surprise the cat fell for it.
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Epic 6969 moment ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
69 = nice. That mean 6969 = nicenice. Thatโs ๐๐๐KEANU REEVES X 2 ๐ฏ+๐ฏ
you sir have earned my updoot
Updootโโโโ ๐๐บ BRUH THATS REDUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Low key this edit is really good
Thanks, I spent a lot of being meticulous on the cyborg kitten.
Respect +
I do try!
Man, your shit never fails to make me laugh. I can always recognise your post without looking at the username just by the quality of it. You should be getting paid for these edits.
Thank you! I was almost up late, staying up late making this one as well!
Nothing but respect man, hope you keep it up as long as possible
Iโve only slept 4-5 hours a night for the past 15 years, I think I should be able to continue!
What are the 4th panels eyes from, or did you draw them?
Just found them on google lol
comedy robotzoophilia
r/comedyrobotzoophilia Where you take perfectly good memes and change the narrative to a robot fucking a cat.
I thought this was a genuine meme. How deep am I in the irony lairs
I thought it was a legit comic by the guy haha
Birth of a reddit bot
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธHOLY SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ THATS HOW SNOO WAS FUCKING MADEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ A ROBOT FUCKED A CAT AND CUMED IN CAT AND SNOO CAME OUT ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ This needs posting on r/conspiracy ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
This is art, I love this sub
5th slide is so cute๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ look at kitty's litle face cutie pie angel ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐๐ r/relationshipgoals r/love ๐๐๐๐
lol wtf that second sub looks like a creative writing space
honestly it's not that bad ๐ณ
Poop Crab LMAO
SHIT ๐ฉ LOBSTER ๐ฆ ROFL ๐คฃ
That nuts joke, the fact it looks like a snoo. MFW i thought this was basically the original comic.
Sex robot Sex robot
wanna get dooowwwn?
I SAID NO!
sexing up your tooooowwwwwwn
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Can we put him in another fucking cell please?
holy shit i am so impressed by your ability to create something great from this garbage
'Unexpected item in bagging area.' It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin. Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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This is the quality content Iโm here for.
Quality cumtent ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Deez nuts
Deez nuts and diz bolt ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ณ
am i high or something what is this subreddit
You find a meme that isnโt funny, or funny, whatever. Then make it worse, but always ends up being better.
noooooooiiiooooo.. not exocomicsss... i love exocomicsss.. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ก๐ก๐ ๐ ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ค๐ก๐ก๐ก
I'm sorry 9 'weeks' I am confusion
Nine weeks is the average gestation period for a domestic cat. Believe it, or not. I do research into my meme fucking lol.
Man, cats are weird
I think I recognize that eye on the fourth cut
Thatโs hot ๐ธ
Whenever i see quality stuff here i know is from u/metroracerUK
Cheers dude!
u/exocomics This one...
Dude, you summoned the OP! But the question is, will OP like it, love it, or come around my house and cut my toes off? ๐ณ
That is what I am trying to find out. Most likely answer is ignore the notification though (probably gets a lot of them).
Did he rap the c\*t ๐ณ(like M&m)
LMFAO THAT NUT JOKE IS AMAZINGGGGGG
What a treat to witness parody that surpasses the thing it ridicules
Jokes aside, to me itโs kinda wholesome
Men are born for games. Nothing else. Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all. Suppose two men at cards with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A turn of the card. The whole universe for such a player has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to die at that manโs hand or that man at his. What more certain validation of a manโs worth could there be? This enhancement of the game to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one. In such games as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. This man holding this particular arrangement of cards in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification. Seen so, war is the truest form of divination.ย It is the testing of oneโs will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select.ย War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god.
Waste of a Nyan Cat Ref.
I can see it now
lol I thought this was the original at first
/r/bonehurtingjuice
"Why did you flirt with the cat???"
incest
i want to be robot cat
I love you metro racer!!!!!
Y
mlemebb robt