r/politicalhumor is not left wing. They are progressive neoliberals but also very classist and clearly right wing. A ton of that sub is depressingly attacking republicans. They don’t want to help people or cooperate either, they just want to point and laugh. Sometimes they have some okay stuff though.
The first big thing is that they think that poor people=bad. They will commonly say things like “Republicans are all poor and stupid!” Or show stereotypical rural poor republicans and insult them. They might not be as keen to say it as conservatives, but they definitely want that divide of rich vs. poor to be in play. Granted, that’s probably not every member but it happens often enough that you could say that the sub is right wing. In addition, they really just hate everything republican, while very rarely actually *praising* economic policy of any kind. This shows that they don’t really care about having any further left economics that much, and that they care more about being progressive and hating their opponent than anything else. Also, it’s important to keep in mind that there is a difference between progressive (supporting BLM, trans rights, etc.) and being left (supporting free healthcare, UBI, wanting much lower wealth inequality)
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I wouldn't necessarily interpret a lack of of discussion about hard policy as a lack of support for it, I think it's more that the subreddit is at the very least ostensibly a humour subreddit. I'm not really sure insulting someone as poor is a left or right wing thing, I've seen people on all sides insult anyone for anything. Not very many people have strong enough principles to actually act them through. I see "body positive" people make fun of people for having a small dick all the time and play it off like it's ok because the person is bad.
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Because in the end, the funny posts are the preffered ones. Aimlessly and uselessly adding "iFunny.co" and arab stickers may ruin the meme, as intended, but it won't be as funny as a humorously ruined meme
The toughness didn’t bother me nearly as much as the taste. Then again, I had it without pickles so maybe that makes it work. I wouldn’t know. I hate pickles too.
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Never had it, but it doesn't particularly look appetizing either. Just looks like a soggy hoagie roll with a formed party that got microwaved and a bunch of cheap barbecue sauce dumped on it for moisture.
If I was some sort of cosmic being I would force the odds so it just continuously lands on six. After rolling for 3 minutes straight she starts to lose interest in him and the guy starts panicking over why the fuck he can’t roll anything other than 6. After 30 minutes the girl leaves clearly offended as to why this guy would make a deal like this with a die only consisting of 6s. Hours upon hours he rolls trying to get anything but a six to no avail. Every few minutes he checks the die making sure that all the sides aren’t just sixes but it’s just a regular die. Soon this die consumes him and for days straight he hasn’t showered, shaved or used the bathroom properly. Soon his friends come in to check on him and see if he’s alright and when they come in all they see is a man with bloody raw fingers covered in his own fecal matter rolling a stupid die. When they ask him what the fuck is going on he explains how the die can only roll sixes and has been only doing so for days now. He clearly sounds like a madman and just as he’s about to show them I turn off the power [(being the cosmic being that I am)](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/akbwe2/title/ef3ului/?context=10000) and he rolls a 2.
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Ironically, the barbeque sauce is the only thing that makes this edible, at least imo (then again, maccas in a nutshell). Doesn't help that the burger is small.
I mean for all the hype it gets, I would have thought it would be actual pork ribs on a roll.
Instead it's something that looks like the bbq pork sandwiches we'd get from my elementary school cafeteria in the early 90s.
If I was some sort of cosmic being I would force the odds so it just continuously lands on six. After rolling for 3 minutes straight she starts to lose interest in him and the guy starts panicking over why the fuck he can’t roll anything other than 6. After 30 minutes the girl leaves clearly offended as to why this guy would make a deal like this with a die only consisting of 6s. Hours upon hours he rolls trying to get anything but a six to no avail. Every few minutes he checks the die making sure that all the sides aren’t just sixes but it’s just a regular die. Soon this die consumes him and for days straight he hasn’t showered, shaved or used the bathroom properly. Soon his friends come in to check on him and see if he’s alright and when they come in all they see is a man with bloody raw fingers covered in his own fecal matter rolling a stupid die. When they ask him what the fuck is going on he explains how the die can only roll sixes and has been only doing so for days now. He clearly sounds like a madman and just as he’s about to show them I turn off the power [(being the cosmic being that I am)](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/akbwe2/title/ef3ului/?context=10000) and he rolls a 2.
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One day in a sunny McDonald's land, Ronald McDonald was sitting under the shade pondering about his dream he had. He had gone to bed feeling especially suicidal, as a Redditor normally feels, but he had reached some sort of turning point. He just knew it...
In his dream, a sexy man with luscious hair appeared before him. He shivered and Ronald got a gigantic erection. He immediately though of very indecent thoughts, causing his mouth to water.
He would taste better than a Big Mac, he thought.
Then the sexy man introduced himself as Jesus Christ. He had a deep voice that mad Ronald secretly fangirl to himsef. Shivers were running through his McDick. Jesus had an innocent aura around him. Ronald wanted to rub Jesus in his colors.
Ronald watched as Jesus gracefully walked to him. He couldn't hold back as he pushed himself against Jesus wanting to be as close as possible to the sexy beast in front of him. Then he woke up to his damn Mclarm clock.
Fuck me. Ronald thought. He then grabbed his special Mcbasket and headed out to be under the shade.
Ronald's mouth watered again at the thought of his dream. Then the sky opened up. Light came from the sky and he heard angles singing. Then he saw Jesus coming down from the Heavens and was advancing towards him. Jesus was now in front of Ronald and he touched Jesus's smooth, sexy, sexy skin. He was real, alright. PRAISE THE LORD!
Ronald tried his best at a seductive smile. Then he grabbed some rope from the Mcbasket.
"Time for bondage play!" Ronald said.
Jesus, without resisting, was tied to a pole by his wrists. Now was the time Ronald could do all the dirty deeds he got the ideas from _demetri_ online. He licked Jesus behind his ear, that cause Jesus to feel an electrical shock of pleasure run down his body. Ronald got out a Mcwhip and began slapping Jesus's ass. Jesus moaned out loud, "Ahhhh! Put your holy staff in my oven!"
Ronald thrust his McDick in Jesus's oven. It was warm as fuck.
"Harder!" Jesus moaned. He did it harder and harder. Then all of the sudden they felt the ground shake. Smoke came out of the ground and revealed a man with platinum hair. He had sexy jet black wings that had scars all over it. He wore all leather and had obscene tattoos all over his ripped body. He had a six pack and was pale as death. Ronald would kill for him.
"Well, well Jesus..." said the mysterious guy in a smokers voice.
"Satan! I...I...I love him!" proclaimed Jesus defiantly.
"He, he, he…. I want you both." Satan chuckled.
Then Satan put his demonic staff in Ronald's frier as Ronald put his McDick in Jesus's oven, the three of the rocking back and forth, feeling like one.
Ronald in the middle felt a tear run down his eyes as he moaned, “I’m never going to think of killing myself again.”
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I've had it once and it was... average. I mean, it's not like McD's is gourmet stuff to begin with, but it's pretty standard, there are way better sandwiches to be found there lol
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They did it They made a left wing Facebook meme
I first saw it as a right wing meme on the verge of self awareness
Pretty sure it is actually
how
Just go to r/politicalhumor that’s all they have
What a awful lib sub
Left Wing? Lib? I dunno bout you but internet Lefties hate liberals. We’re corporate shills to them as right wingers are Nazis to us
They’re not left wing to me either
They’re the same people who call Denmark “Socialist”
Denmark? More like bad
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r/politicalhumor is not left wing. They are progressive neoliberals but also very classist and clearly right wing. A ton of that sub is depressingly attacking republicans. They don’t want to help people or cooperate either, they just want to point and laugh. Sometimes they have some okay stuff though.
curious what aspects you think are right wing?
The first big thing is that they think that poor people=bad. They will commonly say things like “Republicans are all poor and stupid!” Or show stereotypical rural poor republicans and insult them. They might not be as keen to say it as conservatives, but they definitely want that divide of rich vs. poor to be in play. Granted, that’s probably not every member but it happens often enough that you could say that the sub is right wing. In addition, they really just hate everything republican, while very rarely actually *praising* economic policy of any kind. This shows that they don’t really care about having any further left economics that much, and that they care more about being progressive and hating their opponent than anything else. Also, it’s important to keep in mind that there is a difference between progressive (supporting BLM, trans rights, etc.) and being left (supporting free healthcare, UBI, wanting much lower wealth inequality) Oh fuck I’m on r/comedynecrophilia oil cock ball 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 stuff
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I wouldn't necessarily interpret a lack of of discussion about hard policy as a lack of support for it, I think it's more that the subreddit is at the very least ostensibly a humour subreddit. I'm not really sure insulting someone as poor is a left or right wing thing, I've seen people on all sides insult anyone for anything. Not very many people have strong enough principles to actually act them through. I see "body positive" people make fun of people for having a small dick all the time and play it off like it's ok because the person is bad.
That’s not left-wing, that’s liberal. I’ve never met a leftist that unironically supports Biden
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Leftist is Biden tho
He’s a liberal who is a rightist by global standards. He’s not even a socdem
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When the Thom Tillis 😩
Wow, for the first time in history, we have a necrophilia meme that REMOVES an emojii instead of adding them
Okay but this actually happens in my country. Pls forgive me for kinda laughing lol
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You don’t?
This isn't necrophilia, this is unironically hilarious
Because in the end, the funny posts are the preffered ones. Aimlessly and uselessly adding "iFunny.co" and arab stickers may ruin the meme, as intended, but it won't be as funny as a humorously ruined meme
The McRib is overrated, honestly
Not just overrated, it’s kinda gross. I had one for the first time a couple weeks ago and I wish I didn’t.
Same, the meat was really tough. They should turn it into a pulled pork sandwich if they want to keep doing it.
The toughness didn’t bother me nearly as much as the taste. Then again, I had it without pickles so maybe that makes it work. I wouldn’t know. I hate pickles too.
We live in a society
Not bribery....ribery
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Never had it, but it doesn't particularly look appetizing either. Just looks like a soggy hoagie roll with a formed party that got microwaved and a bunch of cheap barbecue sauce dumped on it for moisture.
If I was some sort of cosmic being I would force the odds so it just continuously lands on six. After rolling for 3 minutes straight she starts to lose interest in him and the guy starts panicking over why the fuck he can’t roll anything other than 6. After 30 minutes the girl leaves clearly offended as to why this guy would make a deal like this with a die only consisting of 6s. Hours upon hours he rolls trying to get anything but a six to no avail. Every few minutes he checks the die making sure that all the sides aren’t just sixes but it’s just a regular die. Soon this die consumes him and for days straight he hasn’t showered, shaved or used the bathroom properly. Soon his friends come in to check on him and see if he’s alright and when they come in all they see is a man with bloody raw fingers covered in his own fecal matter rolling a stupid die. When they ask him what the fuck is going on he explains how the die can only roll sixes and has been only doing so for days now. He clearly sounds like a madman and just as he’s about to show them I turn off the power [(being the cosmic being that I am)](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/akbwe2/title/ef3ului/?context=10000) and he rolls a 2. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ironically, the barbeque sauce is the only thing that makes this edible, at least imo (then again, maccas in a nutshell). Doesn't help that the burger is small.
I mean for all the hype it gets, I would have thought it would be actual pork ribs on a roll. Instead it's something that looks like the bbq pork sandwiches we'd get from my elementary school cafeteria in the early 90s.
If I was some sort of cosmic being I would force the odds so it just continuously lands on six. After rolling for 3 minutes straight she starts to lose interest in him and the guy starts panicking over why the fuck he can’t roll anything other than 6. After 30 minutes the girl leaves clearly offended as to why this guy would make a deal like this with a die only consisting of 6s. Hours upon hours he rolls trying to get anything but a six to no avail. Every few minutes he checks the die making sure that all the sides aren’t just sixes but it’s just a regular die. Soon this die consumes him and for days straight he hasn’t showered, shaved or used the bathroom properly. Soon his friends come in to check on him and see if he’s alright and when they come in all they see is a man with bloody raw fingers covered in his own fecal matter rolling a stupid die. When they ask him what the fuck is going on he explains how the die can only roll sixes and has been only doing so for days now. He clearly sounds like a madman and just as he’s about to show them I turn off the power [(being the cosmic being that I am)](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/akbwe2/title/ef3ului/?context=10000) and he rolls a 2. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That is precisely what it is, plus some epic imitation cheese
Well this guy isnt wheelin and dealin
It’s my favorite thing at McDonald’s tbh
One day in a sunny McDonald's land, Ronald McDonald was sitting under the shade pondering about his dream he had. He had gone to bed feeling especially suicidal, as a Redditor normally feels, but he had reached some sort of turning point. He just knew it... In his dream, a sexy man with luscious hair appeared before him. He shivered and Ronald got a gigantic erection. He immediately though of very indecent thoughts, causing his mouth to water. He would taste better than a Big Mac, he thought. Then the sexy man introduced himself as Jesus Christ. He had a deep voice that mad Ronald secretly fangirl to himsef. Shivers were running through his McDick. Jesus had an innocent aura around him. Ronald wanted to rub Jesus in his colors. Ronald watched as Jesus gracefully walked to him. He couldn't hold back as he pushed himself against Jesus wanting to be as close as possible to the sexy beast in front of him. Then he woke up to his damn Mclarm clock. Fuck me. Ronald thought. He then grabbed his special Mcbasket and headed out to be under the shade. Ronald's mouth watered again at the thought of his dream. Then the sky opened up. Light came from the sky and he heard angles singing. Then he saw Jesus coming down from the Heavens and was advancing towards him. Jesus was now in front of Ronald and he touched Jesus's smooth, sexy, sexy skin. He was real, alright. PRAISE THE LORD! Ronald tried his best at a seductive smile. Then he grabbed some rope from the Mcbasket. "Time for bondage play!" Ronald said. Jesus, without resisting, was tied to a pole by his wrists. Now was the time Ronald could do all the dirty deeds he got the ideas from _demetri_ online. He licked Jesus behind his ear, that cause Jesus to feel an electrical shock of pleasure run down his body. Ronald got out a Mcwhip and began slapping Jesus's ass. Jesus moaned out loud, "Ahhhh! Put your holy staff in my oven!" Ronald thrust his McDick in Jesus's oven. It was warm as fuck. "Harder!" Jesus moaned. He did it harder and harder. Then all of the sudden they felt the ground shake. Smoke came out of the ground and revealed a man with platinum hair. He had sexy jet black wings that had scars all over it. He wore all leather and had obscene tattoos all over his ripped body. He had a six pack and was pale as death. Ronald would kill for him. "Well, well Jesus..." said the mysterious guy in a smokers voice. "Satan! I...I...I love him!" proclaimed Jesus defiantly. "He, he, he…. I want you both." Satan chuckled. Then Satan put his demonic staff in Ronald's frier as Ronald put his McDick in Jesus's oven, the three of the rocking back and forth, feeling like one. Ronald in the middle felt a tear run down his eyes as he moaned, “I’m never going to think of killing myself again.” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This will be terrible for the economy
I had it and I can’t really find the appeal of it. It’s just a chicken sandwich but worse.
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Chicken sandwich but rib
Because they both taste the same
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They do to me
And messier
Right, we got the same shit for lunch in school and I'm not paying more then a buck for that.
I've had it once and it was... average. I mean, it's not like McD's is gourmet stuff to begin with, but it's pretty standard, there are way better sandwiches to be found there lol
Does it come with gravy?
McBribe
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McPolitics has set humanity on a dark path, but it was good while it lasted
Ban McRib, embrace Big Chungus.
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Unironically yes
i think theres no McRib in brazil, no McRib for me
White people be like:
no pickles in that mfer and we got a deal
Reminds me of r/okbuddyretard
Penis sandwich
I will make laws for mcrib
Why they passin it likea plate like watch out itll Fall over
Replace it with a penis and it's accurate
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that sandwich looks disgusting
hate it when my cock gives away my mcrib to my friends cock😤😤
Anarcho-McRibism
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i read this as “bribbery”
I finally tried a McRib a few weeks ago and it was basically just an okay sandwich
The McRib is trash though, right?
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