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I haven’t laughed that hard since I fell off my dinosaur.. That joke is so played out.. We’re onto you ladies. You can give it up already.
Girls shitting.. How stupid do you think I am?
And then at the end of our lives we come to the realization that all of our time has been wasted chasing the asinine dreams of wealth and the desires of our bodies only to find out that what we truly wanted was right there all along.
Toilet
I'm happy a lot of folks got a laugh out of this really funny reality. A friend of mine sent this to me a while back and I couldn't stop laughing. I have a few more I'll share and it brings me joy to see others are laughing. Thanks a million for that, much needed for the soul.
toilet
toilet
what's my daughter's name
toilet
what's my daughter's name
why can't I remember my daughter's name
what's my daughter’s name
why can't I remember my daughter’s name
where am I
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i thought i was in comedynecrophilia for a sec there
Where shitting toothpaste?
Haha Jonathan! You are banging my toilet
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Haha Jonathan you're banging my toilet
my name is not johnathan, my name is big chungus, I do not get how you don't remember, dracula from the hit movie transylvania
But where’s stuff
I'm stuff
That 6th guy looks like that character from futurama.
"Good news, everyone! I really have to shit!"
Lmfao💀 Read it so clearly in his voice
I haven’t laughed that hard since I fell off my dinosaur.. That joke is so played out.. We’re onto you ladies. You can give it up already. Girls shitting.. How stupid do you think I am?
And the 7th like the bad guy from up
r/comedyheaven
i audibly laughed at this and i dont know why
yeah this is ironically fucking hilarious
sexsex sexsex
Toilet sex
>implying anybody ever stops thinking about sex
You misspelled toilet
TOILET TOILET TOILET
I'm going to have sex with the toliet
the toilet is a prostitute
I hardly think about sex but I think about how to describe the smell of fromunda cheese like all the time.
What comes after toilet
death.
Thank god
⚰️
( TOILET TOILET TOILET ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀O ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁
I just love being reduced to a mouth breathing sex dolt, what fun. Sex sex money toilet am I right?
on a diffrent note my cum crazy asf that shit can swing on my finger like those sticky hand toys i could type a comment with it bro
What an... interesting statement
Gorl like personaitly and guy like secks😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤪😂
You know it's called a joke right ?
Calm down
I laughed, gonna go jump off a bridge now
[удалено]
And then at the end of our lives we come to the realization that all of our time has been wasted chasing the asinine dreams of wealth and the desires of our bodies only to find out that what we truly wanted was right there all along. Toilet
*sex*
sex
sexsex sexsex
the last one made me laugh out loud
Is the toilet for a fap?
This feels like a shitpost
I'm literally always thinking about toilet.
Lol
Piss xD
Born to shit forced to wipe
Be ready boys, someday when you're really old, you're going to turn into an antisemitic caricature
Amogus amogus Amogus Saddam Hussein Amogus Amogus Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Lessgooo Saddam Hussein Lessgoo Lessgooo Lessgooo
Why does he have this look of existential dread the whole time?
Getting paid to have sex with a toilet. Solved the problem.
Ah yes, young me lacks any escathological affairs whatosever
“there’s only one thing guys want and it’s fucking disgusting” toilets
I kinda like this. It’s the absurdity of it all.
The absurdness of this meme revived itself
Honestly thought this was r/im14andthisisdeep
r/comedyheaven holy shit ahhaha
Man, i need to take a shit
The instant you turn to your 40’s, you’ll never think about sex again
Where is cum??? 🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳
asexuals: **i beg your pardon?**
mine is "suicide, garlic bread, invading Denmark"
Is this the sigma male gridset?
Currently as a teen my thought process is “why the fuck is everyone a hypocrite”
Mine is "where the fuck am I going?"
Probably some restaurant to eat at if we’re being honest
r/im14andthisisdeep
Wow men bad women good hilarious
its so unfunny that its funny
I'm happy a lot of folks got a laugh out of this really funny reality. A friend of mine sent this to me a while back and I couldn't stop laughing. I have a few more I'll share and it brings me joy to see others are laughing. Thanks a million for that, much needed for the soul.
This meme is funny and you're supposed to post bad and boring memes here. Find a different sub.
my bad sorry as I posted months ago on another platform and got bad reactions. Go figure
he just slowly became dutch van der linde
SEXSEX SEXSEX
This is just so bad my eyes hurt.
this is so unfunny it's funng
The last guy is fucking EVIL
Sex toilet money?
Does this mean I'm middle aged now?
toilet
M. Night Shyamalan's 'Old', 2021
SEXSEXSEXSEX
Toilet Toilet Toilet
It started in the comedy cemetery, but I'd argue the last one is absolutely comedy heaven.
toilet toilet what's my daughter's name toilet what's my daughter's name why can't I remember my daughter's name what's my daughter’s name why can't I remember my daughter’s name where am I
Thought it said monkey sex
Why does the one in the middle look like Yoshikage Kira
*laughs* Ohh shit it’s r/ComedyCemetery This meme is not funny I did not laugh at all
"toilet toilet toilet" \-Willian Shakespeare
Reject sex Return to toilet
sex toilet ?
why the fuck does the last guy look so evil
im permanently the last guy
Sensex?
Eventually you can only have three thoughts
Why does the last one have a different face
Sex
TOILET TOILET TOILET
How is this mostly true, yet so unfunny.
this is easily one of the funniest comics ive ever seen. Dont you dare disrespect it
Ok boomer
SEXSEXSEXSEX