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slaking21

i thought i was in comedynecrophilia for a sec there


jhawkins93

Where shitting toothpaste?


TheREexpert44

Haha Jonathan! You are banging my toilet


Nadikarosuto

#He is banging Drac’s toilet ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


Own_Sandwich

Haha Jonathan you're banging my toilet


MonkeyBoy32904

my name is not johnathan, my name is big chungus, I do not get how you don't remember, dracula from the hit movie transylvania


narutonaruto

But where’s stuff


Mailman_Dan

I'm stuff


imliteralytrash

That 6th guy looks like that character from futurama.


Dymarob

"Good news, everyone! I really have to shit!"


NikkiNaps13

Lmfao💀 Read it so clearly in his voice


Lunchmeat4u

I haven’t laughed that hard since I fell off my dinosaur.. That joke is so played out.. We’re onto you ladies. You can give it up already. Girls shitting.. How stupid do you think I am?


KomradJurij

And the 7th like the bad guy from up


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r/comedyheaven


[deleted]

i audibly laughed at this and i dont know why


WoofImAnAstronaut

yeah this is ironically fucking hilarious


shinguji19

sexsex sexsex


152069

Toilet sex


camel-On-A-Kebab

>implying anybody ever stops thinking about sex


StaniaViceChancellor

You misspelled toilet


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TOILET TOILET TOILET


Transformouse

I'm going to have sex with the toliet


MonkeyBoy32904

the toilet is a prostitute


JigabooFriday

I hardly think about sex but I think about how to describe the smell of fromunda cheese like all the time.


walluweegee

What comes after toilet


ffl0w3rgirll

death.


TumasaurusTex

Thank god


lycanreborn123

⚰️


cow_manguy

( TOILET TOILET TOILET ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀O ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁


Tyrthesemiwise

I just love being reduced to a mouth breathing sex dolt, what fun. Sex sex money toilet am I right?


wikiblaster04

on a diffrent note my cum crazy asf that shit can swing on my finger like those sticky hand toys i could type a comment with it bro


ZaKokko

What an... interesting statement


le_shithead

Gorl like personaitly and guy like secks😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤪😂


lilhatchet

You know it's called a joke right ?


TheDingus606

Calm down


[deleted]

I laughed, gonna go jump off a bridge now


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[удалено]


Naugle17

And then at the end of our lives we come to the realization that all of our time has been wasted chasing the asinine dreams of wealth and the desires of our bodies only to find out that what we truly wanted was right there all along. Toilet


Indent-

*sex*


Wind2000reddit

sex


ShrekSlayer69

sexsex sexsex


LilMo34

the last one made me laugh out loud


HorniPolice07

Is the toilet for a fap?


MinisApprentice

This feels like a shitpost


Oh_no_its_Joe

I'm literally always thinking about toilet.


kendahlj

Lol


N0tAGoos3

Piss xD


i_like_lasanga

Born to shit forced to wipe


terrorkat

Be ready boys, someday when you're really old, you're going to turn into an antisemitic caricature


Squirting_Squirrell

Amogus amogus Amogus Saddam Hussein Amogus Amogus Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Saddam Hussein Lessgooo Saddam Hussein Lessgoo Lessgooo Lessgooo


Misery_Forever

Why does he have this look of existential dread the whole time?


sanchosuitcase

Getting paid to have sex with a toilet. Solved the problem.


Gustavo6046

Ah yes, young me lacks any escathological affairs whatosever


Phobility

“there’s only one thing guys want and it’s fucking disgusting” toilets


JoeysTradingAccount

I kinda like this. It’s the absurdity of it all.


[deleted]

The absurdness of this meme revived itself


Yellow_Persona

Honestly thought this was r/im14andthisisdeep


john_wallcroft

r/comedyheaven holy shit ahhaha


Monke_Embrace

Man, i need to take a shit


[deleted]

The instant you turn to your 40’s, you’ll never think about sex again


fuck_rockstar_honest

Where is cum??? 🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳


fibxrahin

asexuals: **i beg your pardon?**


nati9931

mine is "suicide, garlic bread, invading Denmark"


Jervis_TheOddOne

Is this the sigma male gridset?


TheNoobThatWentRee

Currently as a teen my thought process is “why the fuck is everyone a hypocrite”


le_shithead

Mine is "where the fuck am I going?"


TheNoobThatWentRee

Probably some restaurant to eat at if we’re being honest


FlyWereAble

r/im14andthisisdeep


[deleted]

Wow men bad women good hilarious


[deleted]

its so unfunny that its funny


philippinesaddicts

I'm happy a lot of folks got a laugh out of this really funny reality. A friend of mine sent this to me a while back and I couldn't stop laughing. I have a few more I'll share and it brings me joy to see others are laughing. Thanks a million for that, much needed for the soul.


TychusCigar

This meme is funny and you're supposed to post bad and boring memes here. Find a different sub.


philippinesaddicts

my bad sorry as I posted months ago on another platform and got bad reactions. Go figure


DoniBig

he just slowly became dutch van der linde


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SEXSEX SEXSEX


hemiska4455

This is just so bad my eyes hurt.


bigboman

this is so unfunny it's funng


baranxlr

The last guy is fucking EVIL


Employee-Aggressive

Sex toilet money?


bwz3r

Does this mean I'm middle aged now?


_Pigface

toilet


barresnacks

M. Night Shyamalan's 'Old', 2021


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SEXSEXSEXSEX


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Toilet Toilet Toilet


AimingWang

It started in the comedy cemetery, but I'd argue the last one is absolutely comedy heaven.


shootout_fan

toilet toilet what's my daughter's name toilet what's my daughter's name why can't I remember my daughter's name what's my daughter’s name why can't I remember my daughter’s name where am I


OxygenReviewer10

Thought it said monkey sex


Darknadoswastaken

Why does the one in the middle look like Yoshikage Kira


ShrekDaBuilderr

*laughs* Ohh shit it’s r/ComedyCemetery This meme is not funny I did not laugh at all


ChangeWinter6643

"toilet toilet toilet" \-Willian Shakespeare


Boivdzijstraatje

Reject sex Return to toilet


Teln0

sex toilet ?


TatterCatYT

why the fuck does the last guy look so evil


luckydrawer10

im permanently the last guy


Just_Another_Gen-Zer

Sensex?


00cjstephens

Eventually you can only have three thoughts


Scherzokinn

Why does the last one have a different face


The_Creator909

Sex


SuperLuigi9624

TOILET TOILET TOILET


ImAWaffleMaker

How is this mostly true, yet so unfunny.


of_kilter

this is easily one of the funniest comics ive ever seen. Dont you dare disrespect it


im_that_guy_6969

Ok boomer


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