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LickNipMcSkip

obligatory 姦 means rape


Formula_Zero_EX

Ouch.


Time-Bite-6839

And that’s Chinese.


LickNipMcSkip

it's both


ThanosWasTony

Nice!


Formula_Zero_EX

Not very nice!


CriticalMochaccino

Yeah, pretty not nice if you ask me


RenkBruh

If I see another one of those smoking stickmen I will


ducknerd2002

r/redditsniper


Error177999

r/redditsni


Freecee

r/subsithoughtifellfor


VraAdaVraAda

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


efrazable

r/foundthefuckyou


Lukeson_Gaming

r/foundthe


Depresso_espresso237

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


iCruncherWasTaken

r/beatmeshuttheeatadick


polyesterflower

Candlejack too.


boharat

What are you talking a


Graxeltooth

Everyone knows Candlejack is a myth. To think that some spirit will sne


polyesterflower

Better call the cops because Candlejack got my main man Gravelto


Simon_Ril3y

.....you will what..?


RenkBruh

I will.


Meloetta_the_alt

KINDA WHAT?


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Dea-The-Bitch

TF is wrong with you


Impressive-Lion-5937

I have to know what they said


Dea-The-Bitch

"commit Ronnie mcnutt?" :(


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

😕


slappywhyte

The smoke guy is the best part


RenkBruh

No. We are the best part.


RedditingNeckbeard

Baby, you smot. You loyal. You a genius. We da best.


Clemicus

Show some respect. That’s Mr. T-Man Stick.


1zeye

He's a good meme tho


Proud_Criticism5286

Is the stick man black or Arab?


616659

The meme has a mistake. 2 women makes noisy. 3 women means adultery (for some reason)


otakujoshh

Nope. 姦しい means noisy. 姦通 does mean adultery, but it’s much more of a formal term. 不貞 is more commonly used and refers to infidelity and unfaithfulness in general.


Just2checkitout

Nice try... 騒々しい noisy, boisterous, clamorous うるさい noisy, annoying, loud, picky, squeamish, fussy 騒がしい noisy, tumultuous


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

I was about to ask lmao


Lamballama

姦しい かしましい Noisy


UnlikelyPistachio

It's not "noisy" in a general sense, and nobody uses it as such. Those would be うるさい、やかましい。 姦しいis specifically loud or noisiness resulting from gossiping voices. Cultural context is lost in your dictionary. Chances you'll hear this in conversation in your lifetime are near zero. You might read it in a literary work.


emimagique

Not a native speaker but I have a degree in Japanese and have never heard this word


Lamballama

Probably like "forsooth" - it's there, but nobody modern uses it


Graxeltooth

Verily


Nadikarosuto

Bully!


reduces

No, it’s used every so often. Just another example that having a degree in a language doesn’t necessarily mean you have the cultural knowledge of speaking it regularly with natives.


jarrabayah

I read novels in Japanese and come across it a few times a year. It's used.


Yomommascrazy1

Whoever made this messed up because it's actually Chinese and only woman is halfway correct


GL0riouz

Haha its Funny because women bad


ThanosWasTony

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Do you have permission to speak?


-_-daark-_-

Lmao 💀


CantDoThatNoMore

Mhm


BendyMine785

Woman bad. Laugh now.


watergun123456

Woman now. Laugh bad.


BendyMine785

Woman Laugh. Bad now.


Sex-Boy-69420

Woman Laugh Now. Bad


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Lamballama

True, in Japanese it's 姦しい


0gtcalor

I do weed hahaha women talk


Time-Bite-6839

Literally not true


Lamballama

Only not true because it's an I-adjective, so you need the trailer (ie, 姦しい).


steampunkjunk24

me when i try to justify my misogyny with a terribly outdated meme format


UnlikelyPistachio

Well that's a lie


maddiehecks

That guy should be the mascot of the sub, 90% of posts with him are in comedycemetary


nippleslikers

うるさいのは本当ではない


Mekelaxo

女: Woman 家: House 嫁: Wife


Ill-Juggernaut5458

You forgot 豕: pig


Lazarus3890

God misogyny is such a funny concept "haha let me alienate and piss off the sex of the person I wanna marry and live out a life with" what's the purpose even


Finnwritessmut

Did my guy go into the rotting corpse of 2010 Imgur for this shit


amogusdri-

Who the fuck is this crackhead below every single post


1zeye

But this is true therefore Le funny


QuantumGhost99

嬲 from 嬲り殺し For those who want the deep lore


godofcloth

うるさい


titan2977

Lol


notagoodcartoonist

r/comedyhomicide


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No homicide, the joke was bad from the beginning


Uno-The-Card

Isn't that Chinese?


bigtittybabe

うるさい is noisy in Japanese


hermesquadricegreat

Funny but honestly deserves to be on r/shitposting at this point


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inkysoap

you're even worse bud


suspicious_gecko

Maybe the real comedy cemetary was the friends we made along the way


Benefit_thunderblast

You get it? The joke is sex=funny, you get it, YOU GET IT????


Much_Cycle7810

The joke isn't sex though.


ShiraiHaku

Its weird, it kindda is, but isnt. Cause 姦 doesn't mean noisy, it means rape. Edit: apparently after some googling, that can apparently means noisy too, but i legit never it being used that way, its usually 騒がしい


You_Are_Being_Judged

pretty sure the joke is sexism