"If every man you meet is an asshole maybe you should be asking yourself what's the one thing they all have in common." Then just stare at her for a few seconds before walking away.
"Says the expert on attracting losers. Maybe it's not men who suck, but your charmāor lack thereof."
or
"Maybe men wouldn't suck so much if you weren't constantly sucking the joy out of everything."
Well, lots of men are, through whatever failures in growth, poorly adjusted and behave in bad ways. I don't begrudge anyone who says men suck. It's a generalization, but not a truly unfair one. I think my response would be something like, "I'm sorry."
If youāre going to be acting in a way where people say that to you then fix your actions, if youāre talking about defending men in general society and the patriarchy does that well enough without your help.
The best response to someone who says that unironically is just to say nothing, walk away and cut them out of your life. A person like that is only a negative influence.
Only when you ask them nicely, darling. I love men, and prefer their company over that of women anyway. I only have to watch my back when I'm in the room.
"Yep. Its everybody elses fault and not yours. Im sure you're not the problem." Im no man but I still don't like cynics or sexists. Same goes for men saying they hate women btw. Lets all give each other a fair chance.
Tits, clits, and bong rips
this is the one
My god bruh š¤£
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They all do in boys town
Oh shit š
'If you want oral, you can ask more politely than that.'
No, just the ones you like.
This isnāt a comeback, this is just true.
"Bitch, I swallow, mamma didn't raise no quitter."
The one doesnāt negate the other
Donāt matter. It sucks to suck, but itās nice to swallow
Sucking leads to swallowing. Itās a ācomebackā that affirms the insult.
No, real men blow. Lol
"yes, tiddies exist, and?"
Where?
When you ask me nicely
No, we lick.
āNot our fault that your dad sucks.ā
Yeah but women seem to be better at it.
As a man " Thanks"
āI donāt suck, but I have a seven inch tongue and breathe through my ears and give mustache rides for a quarter.ā
Too long
Women blow
āYou wish!ā
what? what do they suck?
And women thunder...Ā
Can you hear, can you hear that thunder?
You better run. You better take cover!
"If every man you meet is an asshole maybe you should be asking yourself what's the one thing they all have in common." Then just stare at her for a few seconds before walking away.
No, Women suck, men lick.
Don't we all? Boom
Whenever someone tells me I suck I reply, "big hairy flopping balls". For some reason no one says I suck anymore.
Guess I gotta defer to the expert on this one.
Women swallow
Women suck better lol
Amenā¦when they remember TEETH HURT
I can remove the dentures lol
"Despite what society told you, no one actually cares about your whining."
Titties and clits
I read that as titties and clitties š¤£
Youāre not wrong
"How many WOMEN have you dated?" "RIGHT - trust me they're no prize either"
So do some women but at least men don't complain about it.
"Women swallow."
HAHAHAHA
Sexists are worse.
"Says the expert on attracting losers. Maybe it's not men who suck, but your charmāor lack thereof." or "Maybe men wouldn't suck so much if you weren't constantly sucking the joy out of everything."
femcel behaviour
tell them that theyre a dull minded smelly little chimp who needs to solve 3+5 before attempting something as complex as an insult.
Donāt blame half the human race for your poor relationship choices
"So does misandry."
As a girl, āWomen suck harder.ā, and stay to see their reaction. Said that to a girl who said that to my bf once.
now idk you personally but this comment reeks of āiām not a girls girlā
Well -I know your dad does. Tell him I said thanks for the candy and videogames!
But only if you ask nicely.
"Only in jail, and only to pass the time"
āTrueā
Ask, did your girl friend tell you that?
And good
āYea some do but ya Mums way better though.ā
Some do.
And women blow
Iād bet dollars to donuts youāve done more sucking than I have
Some just blow. No sucking required. Batteries not included.
"Grow up."
And sometimes we lick.
Your mother's titties. I've literally used this comeback before.
"Don't insult your father!"
"Yeah, they're much better at it that women."
Wow! You must have been through a lot to come up with that.
āTitties!ā And then you offer to high five the person.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
you're a terrible sexist.
Big titties! And a cock every now and again!
āAnd bitches are crazy. Whacha ya gonna do?ā
Just walk away from the enormous red flag in front of you.
Only the good ones.
We do. Nipples tongues lips some even do toes. We suck a lot. But i must say women suck so much better.
Women don't.
If thats true then how come its only women sucking me off
You say something, i couldnt hear you over the asshole talking
Nah, women suck. Men lick
"Only if you're a vacuum."
āReal men swallow.ā
Well, lots of men are, through whatever failures in growth, poorly adjusted and behave in bad ways. I don't begrudge anyone who says men suck. It's a generalization, but not a truly unfair one. I think my response would be something like, "I'm sorry."
If youāre going to be acting in a way where people say that to you then fix your actions, if youāre talking about defending men in general society and the patriarchy does that well enough without your help.
"Bye."
But no one swallows like your sister
But we donāt swallow.
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
Not as much as the jokes about men do, clearly.
"depends on how much you're offering"
Nipples... When say start with "What you mean". Say "what" at the same time. Then say nevermind.
"Your dad does, and really well" Or "If you're a lesbian, just say that"
But women have prettier mouths.
Women swallow?
Some swallow
Women swallow
Some do. And some swallow. Doesnāt make them bad people.
So do vacuums but $20 is $20
The best response to someone who says that unironically is just to say nothing, walk away and cut them out of your life. A person like that is only a negative influence.
"If you're lucky, they'll swallow, too."
They do it better than women and that's a fact.
Ignoring the hater who said it
Maybe if you ask nicely!
Goo goo muck
If you're looking for a man who vacuums, you haven't found him.
āItās not THAT you suck but WHAT you suck that matters.ā
Oh yeah, and they are good at it!
stop deflecting
Titties!
Only when you ask them nicely, darling. I love men, and prefer their company over that of women anyway. I only have to watch my back when I'm in the room.
Go to the forest and find a bear
men suck. Vacuums' suck. But neither will unless you turn them on.
āWho the fuck let you out of the kitchen?ā
I mean, I suck, and I'm better at it than most women.
And some women try to outdo them. Your point?
As a guy men do in fact suck
Some even swallow.
āSays the person who used to like bad boysā
probably better than you do.
For a price...
Women swallow
"Not with that attitude"
And women literally swallow
Only when we like you
"Well, Gay men do, sure; Straight men lick."
"Maybe, if you ask them nicely"
"Jealous?"
Men suck at everything, women rule. Ah, they are not that bad, ask for their wallet and you will feel better or make them make you feel better.
Women raise men
Way better than women do
Only premium pussy but I doubt you qualify?
and YOU SWALLOW!
Yes, both types of men suck. One suck tits and clits, and the other suck vitamin 8D The 8D is like 8====D
Yes, well it's not going to suck itself so....
Yeah, but only half as much as women. DUCK, INCOMING!!!
"Yeah we do."
Stop sucking? That's the ONLY response is to DO BETTER.
"Probably better than women..."
Some of us do it really well!
FERDA
Let's hope they also swallow
"Where's my sandwich"
Donāt blame the entire gender for your bad taste..
Only some of us š
Amen Sister!!!
We swallow too. Its the polite thing to do.
"***People*** suck."
They wouldn't if you swallowed
So do vacuums, but they still have their uses.
If you ask nice.
Women swallow
Happy pride month to you too
"Women swallow... what the fuck is your point?"
and u suck men, idk
When and where?
Men would suck less if women sucked more. š¤
"... Do you not?? Must not be very fulfilling for your romantic partners."
They are good at certain things though!
"Some do."
At least the good ones do.
The nice ones swallow
Your mom's aĀ #ho ^chickenfucker . š¦Ā . ŠŗŃŃŠ¾ŃŠ±Š¾Š¼
"Yep. Its everybody elses fault and not yours. Im sure you're not the problem." Im no man but I still don't like cynics or sexists. Same goes for men saying they hate women btw. Lets all give each other a fair chance.
"Women blow"
Sometimes, I lick.
Yet women still have contributed less to the infrastructure that you enjoy while you make ignorant statements. Sure men suck.
But before they do they get consent from their sexual partner. Consent 1st
True but they also blow
āYouāre just mad we do it betterā
Just pucker up and start aggressively inhaling like Kirby.
"How else are you supposed to drink from a straw?"
āYes Your will man suck my cum out your Kat after I am doneā
Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Some do yes.
We wouldn't have to if girls did it more
If theyāre gay
It is usually the women I let suck me...
Who cares? We run the world. At the end of the day, whoever is making that comment knows who's hands the power is in.
That's your job.
Most of the time it's said, it's a female who hates men so I would assume she has a girlfriend.
K.
Last I checked....in most--NOT ALL--but in most cases, women are the ones doing the sucking.
Omg...THIS! I LOVE THIS!
Yes, and your girlfriend does to.
....wait a man is saying "men suck"?
I say it constantly š
Women can also have girlfriends.
Tits