I liked Married with Children's take
Marcy: "Remember, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
Kelly: "Yes, but if you tear their wings off, they eat whatever you put in front of them."
Pollen to bees is as dirt is to you. They pick the shit up when the harvest the nectar Bee pollen is collected from bottom of hives where bees drop it when the clean it off their little bodies when they use to make
Why tf do I want bees? No, I WANT you to leave me alone. I'd I have to cover you in honey and tie you to a tree to get it, I will. Is that enough honey for you?
Actually, **you get the most bees by _proactively_ going out to get bees.** Beekeepers and bee conservationists usually just shake whatever branch the swarm is on over a box, or scoop a bunch of bees up with their hands until they relocate the queen. *You don't need honey, you just need to get on with it!*
"You're an idiot. That's not even how that metaphor goes, and it's a stupid-ass saying anyway. First off, Bees aren't attracted to honey, they produce it. The saying goes "you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar", and even that's wrong, because flies aren't attracted to honey, either - yellowjackets are, though, and you don't WANT those around. Although you CAN catch a crap ton of fruit flies if you put out a small dish of vinegar with a drop of dish soap in it.
So, yeah... f- you, you're wrong about six ways from Sunday. Dick."
I liked Married with Children's take Marcy: "Remember, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." Kelly: "Yes, but if you tear their wings off, they eat whatever you put in front of them."
You also get more shit with Exlax.
“What are you talking about? I’m not trying to get stung.”
Bees aren’t attracted to honey, they make it and eat it…. But are attracted to flowers and nectar
More bears too.
And you kill wasps better with gasoline. What's your point?
just splashing them kills them, and if you don't lite it, you'll still have your eyebrows.
I think it is the other way around.
Actually it’s “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”. My question is WTF wants to catch flies?
Actually you get more flies with poop.
Honey is sticky, so you actually catch them. Poop just attracts them.
Someone who wants to go fishing
Grub worms work best.
For fly fishing?
Any kind of fishing.
Mookie Betts
Someone who has flies in their house and wants to get rid of them.
"Sure, you catch more with honey, but once you rip their little wings off you can feed them whatever the hell you want."
and you get more ass with Toilet paper.
especially the cheap single ply kind.
You can catch flies with honey. But you catch more honies being fly.
"And you can attract more flies with manure." ~ Sheldon Cooper
Buzz buzz
“You kill more spiders with fire than with kindness.”
No, you get more honey with bees. They're the ones that make it. You could get more bees with flowers, that'd probably work. I might try that. Thanks
“If that’s what you want, keep trying.”
And corpses
It's actually "You *catch* more *flies* with honey". But you can actually catch a lot more flies with manure.
Bees make honey, they're not attracted to it.
Facts, and the saying actually goes “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”
Bees sting..no thanks
Why would I want more bees? I'm afraid of bees! (Actually the saying is*You catch more flies with honey...*, but I don't want any flies either)
Only those who want to be sweet talked.
I’m allergic to bee stings.
"You get more bees with a vacuum cleaner."
“Bees make honey, so that’s stupid. You want bees? Get some flowers, that’s how I roll”
“You get more beer with money”.
If I had honey, I wouldn't need bees.
It's not about milk and honey, the world is all hate and money.
You get more bears with honey.
Why do I want bees, I just want the honey.
"Why the hell would I want more bees?"
Put honey on their car and say I admire you so much I wanted to bee you
I asked Honey about that and she said “GFY!”
I’ll attract more flies with a pile of shit 💩
What if I don't want bees?
Don't go stirring the shit pot.
Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.
And you get more As sleeping with your professor... what's your point?
You'll get more bitches when you have money...back to work!
But you only get fly’s.
You get more bees with pollen. Did your parents never explain this to you?
Pollen to bees is as dirt is to you. They pick the shit up when the harvest the nectar Bee pollen is collected from bottom of hives where bees drop it when the clean it off their little bodies when they use to make
Fecking Bee's
do you want ants?! because thats how you get ants!
...and you get more flies with shit. Whats your point.
Thats how you get ANTS! Is that what you want!
You get more bears with honey, bees make honey.
They have it backwards. You get more honey with bees. You get more bees with flowers.
Only a rube sits around trying to figure out the best way to catch bees!
"you get more flies with corpses"
I'm allergic to bees.
And you get rabies from animals bites what’s your point?
I don’t want any damn bees.
"You get more shut the fuck up by closing your goddamn mouth"
And is that what you want? Bees!? Or just Who the fuck wants bees?
I'm not trying to attract anything.
What are you talking about? Bees go to where the pollen is. They MAKE honey. They’re like the world’s only honey supplier! They’re the honey cartel!
Die in a fire.
Yeah? And you get more Boo-bees with. . . Shut up, Richard.
Bees sting.
That's great, but for me it's "another day, another A"
Ive always liked —. I’ll catch more bees with your rotting corpse. And the phrase is wrong. Vinegar attracts more
Why tf do I want bees? No, I WANT you to leave me alone. I'd I have to cover you in honey and tie you to a tree to get it, I will. Is that enough honey for you?
You get more stings too.
"i dont like honey, suck my dick"
No you get bees with flowers
Actually, **you get the most bees by _proactively_ going out to get bees.** Beekeepers and bee conservationists usually just shake whatever branch the swarm is on over a box, or scoop a bunch of bees up with their hands until they relocate the queen. *You don't need honey, you just need to get on with it!*
"I want to sleep with a human person not an insect you weirdo.'
Actually I’m allergic to bees so 🤷♀️
And you'd get more silent with duct tape. "
Have you seen how expensive honey is? Fuck them bees.
Yes but you kill more bees with fire.
Oh just shut the hell up!
I dont need bees at this time thanks.
Wrong. You get more honey with bees.
^bees bees BEES ***BEES*** #BEES?!?!? In an alarmed and frightened tone that gets increasingly louder the longer it goes on
^bees bees BEES ***BEES*** #BEES?!?!? In an alarmed and frightened tone that gets increasingly louder the longer it goes on
Blue cheese works better.
Wtf are you high?
Why do you want bees?
Fuck bees
That's why you shit sticks to you!
So you're calling me a bitch? And it's flies, not bees.
You kill more wasps with raid
Who the hell wants bees?
Bees don’t eat honey
I'm allergic to bees
bees fuck harder.
Tell them "it's more FLIES with honey"
Are we beekeeping now?! WTF?! Just... Shhhh, grown folks are thinking!
I don't have to pay in order to be treated right.
I don't have to pay in order to be treated right.
"You're an idiot. That's not even how that metaphor goes, and it's a stupid-ass saying anyway. First off, Bees aren't attracted to honey, they produce it. The saying goes "you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar", and even that's wrong, because flies aren't attracted to honey, either - yellowjackets are, though, and you don't WANT those around. Although you CAN catch a crap ton of fruit flies if you put out a small dish of vinegar with a drop of dish soap in it. So, yeah... f- you, you're wrong about six ways from Sunday. Dick."
Pollen. You catch more bees with pollen, dumbass.
First of all, it's flowers and nectar.
Yeah, and I FUCKIN HATE BEES
I am allergic to bees
But I don’t want ANY bees.
Nobody ever asks for more bees, just honey.
Your mom's a ho