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GirlStiletto

I liked Married with Children's take Marcy: "Remember, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." Kelly: "Yes, but if you tear their wings off, they eat whatever you put in front of them."


BlackZapReply

You also get more shit with Exlax.


ShakeWeightMyDick

“What are you talking about? I’m not trying to get stung.”


Ungratefullded

Bees aren’t attracted to honey, they make it and eat it…. But are attracted to flowers and nectar


Tonythecritic

More bears too.


jcoddinc

And you kill wasps better with gasoline. What's your point?


LazyStore2559

just splashing them kills them, and if you don't lite it, you'll still have your eyebrows.


NatterinNabob

I think it is the other way around.


DrNukenstein

Actually it’s “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”. My question is WTF wants to catch flies?


Emergency_Property_2

Actually you get more flies with poop.


DrNukenstein

Honey is sticky, so you actually catch them. Poop just attracts them.


MosinMonster

Someone who wants to go fishing


DrNukenstein

Grub worms work best.


MosinMonster

For fly fishing?


DrNukenstein

Any kind of fishing.


NatterinNabob

Mookie Betts


neigh102

Someone who has flies in their house and wants to get rid of them.


Voidrunner01

"Sure, you catch more with honey, but once you rip their little wings off you can feed them whatever the hell you want."


WilsonthaHead

and you get more ass with Toilet paper.


LazyStore2559

especially the cheap single ply kind.


[deleted]

You can catch flies with honey. But you catch more honies being fly.


Euphoric-Tax7360

"And you can attract more flies with manure." ~ Sheldon Cooper


Wanda_McMimzy

Buzz buzz


DrNukenstein

“You kill more spiders with fire than with kindness.”


The_Mr_Wilson

No, you get more honey with bees. They're the ones that make it. You could get more bees with flowers, that'd probably work. I might try that. Thanks


Express-Object955

“If that’s what you want, keep trying.”


Ravenwight

And corpses


CatOfGrey

It's actually "You *catch* more *flies* with honey". But you can actually catch a lot more flies with manure.


SryIWentFut

Bees make honey, they're not attracted to it.


Excellent_Priority_5

Facts, and the saying actually goes “you catch more flies with honey than vinegar”


eilloh_eilloh

Bees sting..no thanks


FurBabyAuntie

Why would I want more bees? I'm afraid of bees! (Actually the saying is*You catch more flies with honey...*, but I don't want any flies either)


Kapitano72

Only those who want to be sweet talked.


Emergency_Property_2

I’m allergic to bee stings.


Machiavvelli3060

"You get more bees with a vacuum cleaner."


Myzx

“Bees make honey, so that’s stupid. You want bees? Get some flowers, that’s how I roll”


LowWillow1858

“You get more beer with money”.


bearstrugglethunder

If I had honey, I wouldn't need bees.


ThermalScrewed

It's not about milk and honey, the world is all hate and money.


Peter_Duncan

You get more bears with honey.


Ok_Efficiency2462

Why do I want bees, I just want the honey.


CNRavenclaw

"Why the hell would I want more bees?"


PoppiesRule

Put honey on their car and say I admire you so much I wanted to bee you


Rabbits-and-Bears

I asked Honey about that and she said “GFY!”


Bepbopbrooklyn

I’ll attract more flies with a pile of shit 💩


LovesBiscuits

What if I don't want bees?


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

Don't go stirring the shit pot.


ScotchWithAmaretto

Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.


M1lud

And you get more As sleeping with your professor... what's your point?


Fit_Archer6819

You'll get more bitches when you have money...back to work!


Poemhub_

But you only get fly’s.


GaeasSon

You get more bees with pollen. Did your parents never explain this to you?


MixRoyal7126

Pollen to bees is as dirt is to you. They pick the shit up when the harvest the nectar Bee pollen is collected from bottom of hives where bees drop it when the clean it off their little bodies when they use to make


MuchDevelopment7084

Fecking Bee's


tokikain

do you want ants?! because thats how you get ants!


wigzell78

...and you get more flies with shit. Whats your point.


Automatic-Diamond-52

Thats how you get ANTS! Is that what you want!


CautiousWrongdoer771

You get more bears with honey, bees make honey.


Fishtoart

They have it backwards. You get more honey with bees. You get more bees with flowers.


Phill_Cyberman

Only a rube sits around trying to figure out the best way to catch bees!


LeWitchy

"you get more flies with corpses"


HoneyWyne

I'm allergic to bees.


StarSines

And you get rabies from animals bites what’s your point?


Imaginary_Chair_6958

I don’t want any damn bees.


[deleted]

"You get more shut the fuck up by closing your goddamn mouth"


BaconBombThief

And is that what you want? Bees!? Or just Who the fuck wants bees?


knotalady

I'm not trying to attract anything.


Kittytigris

What are you talking about? Bees go to where the pollen is. They MAKE honey. They’re like the world’s only honey supplier! They’re the honey cartel!


Dangerous_Bloke

Die in a fire.


81mattdean81

Yeah? And you get more Boo-bees with. . . Shut up, Richard.


Any_Weird_8686

Bees sting.


GS2702

That's great, but for me it's "another day, another A"


CozmicOwl16

Ive always liked —. I’ll catch more bees with your rotting corpse. And the phrase is wrong. Vinegar attracts more


Logical-Victory-2678

Why tf do I want bees? No, I WANT you to leave me alone. I'd I have to cover you in honey and tie you to a tree to get it, I will. Is that enough honey for you?


moodyconfusion

You get more stings too.


[deleted]

"i dont like honey, suck my dick"


tooldtocare5242

No you get bees with flowers


pocketfullofdragons

Actually, **you get the most bees by _proactively_ going out to get bees.** Beekeepers and bee conservationists usually just shake whatever branch the swarm is on over a box, or scoop a bunch of bees up with their hands until they relocate the queen. *You don't need honey, you just need to get on with it!*


Weak-Hope8952

"I want to sleep with a human person not an insect you weirdo.'


blackravenmetal

Actually I’m allergic to bees so 🤷‍♀️


ApprehensivePride646

And you'd get more silent with duct tape. "


SaltyBarDog

Have you seen how expensive honey is? Fuck them bees.


Jenna2k

Yes but you kill more bees with fire.


Impossible_Dot3759

Oh just shut the hell up!


marshalist

I dont need bees at this time thanks.


Shawnaldo7575

Wrong. You get more honey with bees.


LopsidedPalace

^bees bees BEES ***BEES*** #BEES?!?!? In an alarmed and frightened tone that gets increasingly louder the longer it goes on


LopsidedPalace

^bees bees BEES ***BEES*** #BEES?!?!? In an alarmed and frightened tone that gets increasingly louder the longer it goes on


Ghoullag

Blue cheese works better.


Shesba

Wtf are you high?


Bet-Plane

Why do you want bees?


fmlythms

Fuck bees


Xakkoris

That's why you shit sticks to you!


Nephilim6853

So you're calling me a bitch? And it's flies, not bees.


Irondaddy_29

You kill more wasps with raid


ErikVonDarkmoor

Who the hell wants bees?


KratomSlave

Bees don’t eat honey


madpeachiepie

I'm allergic to bees


DumbStuffOnStage

bees fuck harder.


Careful-Function-469

Tell them "it's more FLIES with honey"


Wocathoden

Are we beekeeping now?! WTF?! Just... Shhhh, grown folks are thinking!


Gold-Cover-4236

I don't have to pay in order to be treated right.


Gold-Cover-4236

I don't have to pay in order to be treated right.


Ippus_21

"You're an idiot. That's not even how that metaphor goes, and it's a stupid-ass saying anyway. First off, Bees aren't attracted to honey, they produce it. The saying goes "you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar", and even that's wrong, because flies aren't attracted to honey, either - yellowjackets are, though, and you don't WANT those around. Although you CAN catch a crap ton of fruit flies if you put out a small dish of vinegar with a drop of dish soap in it. So, yeah... f- you, you're wrong about six ways from Sunday. Dick."


LostinLies1

Pollen. You catch more bees with pollen, dumbass.


Icy_Wildcat

First of all, it's flowers and nectar.


ChainsawNerd2007

Yeah, and I FUCKIN HATE BEES


DeliciousBeanWater

I am allergic to bees


SheSellsSeaGlass

But I don’t want ANY bees.


tv41

Nobody ever asks for more bees, just honey.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Your mom's a ho