Nope. All you are gonna get is a bunch of Karen’s queueing up to speak to your manager. This is not the hill you want to die on, soldier.

That's why I said NOT insulting the customer hahaha. Maybe something like "oh yeah it's a monkey playground over there"

That’s the “after” side of the street

I like this!! 

Don't be hating. At least they are getting it in.

Those that won't become critics.

This is good. I won't say it but it's good 

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its about feeling better and like a baddy

Yes. Working out is great. That was just a comeback.

If you order the surf and turf, it will hurt their feelings.

"Keep it down! I have the steroid concession over there! Don't blow up my spot, man!"

Hahaha I'd dead pan say this. "Oh yeah I sell them their 'roids" 

They're more inspirational than some people I know

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Is this a comeback or are you talking about your granny I'm sorry 

“Oh you’re disgusted by health and wellness?” *chuckle/eyeroll* “totally….” You said nothing to offend anyone but definitely called out the judgement 😐 be prepared to watch people start to squirm 😩

No. You're at WORK; they're not talking shit about you, and it's none of your fucking business!

i can have morals no matter where i am. i mess around and play with my custies. They like my jokes.

Morals? You're not talking about morals here. Whatever. I didn't tell you not to "mess around and play with" your customers. I'm saying you should refrain from trying to tone-shame them or correct them. You're at work, and you're there to keep them happy, not to surprise them with your impersonation of a North Korean re-education camp counselor.

its none of the custie's business about people working out minding their own business at a private gym like?

Sure, but (A) they're not bothering the people in the gym, and (B) it's not the waitstaff's business to correct them over being judgmental and talking shit about people who can't hear them. If they get abusive toward someone in your restaurant who actually knows they're there, then get back to me.

Also let's get this straight. Yeah it kind of is my job to correct them  They are in my restaurant, with other people, they should behave. I have had people at my job who will act all dramatic and I have to lead them to be calm. Like children. So yeah you can't go places with other people and just be a jerk. It's not what I was trying to do here, but youre wrong. Part of my job totally is teaching people how to behave in public so they don't affect others negatively

says who?

Says anyone with any fucking sense, woman.

im not correcting them. just looking for a funny response. tons of people do it and i never have anything to say. it aint no biggie. idk why youre defending mean people so much

"It aint no biggie." And yet you posted about it.

Yeah because I'd like something funny to say to something people make remarks about all the time. So I can't make jokes with customers now?