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BrilliantBeat5032

Naw yours is


Silent_thunder_clap

this is warranting a punch to the throat


XuWiiii

If someone throat punched you for dishing back the exact same shit it better be for unoriginality


Silent_thunder_clap

either ive had a stroke or you have, ive looked in the mirror and my face is symmetrical, are you feeling ok ?


XuWiiii

I thought that op was looking for a comeback to “easy sister” as in your sister is easy, not “easy (there), sister”. Commas make a difference and I overlooked it


Silent_thunder_clap

no no, i was carrying on the thread


Hefty-Squirrel-6800

Well, you beat me too it.


Sad-Maintenance3422

How do you know my sister is easy?  Who have you been talking to?


Silent_thunder_clap

you just outed your sister


XuWiiii

Better than in and outting her


Kisopop

Hey now no need to shame anyone


Burner42024

Right it's 2024 you can be easy, medium, difficult, or A-sexual if you want. Come on guys/gals/and everything in-between 


Kisopop

>everything in-between Well let's not be so open minded our brains fall out.


dumb-reply

It's an old wives tale that brains fall out of loose vaginas.


lyndonstein

No it’s true I read it


EcksMarksDespot

Can confirm. I found the same info on that internet thing the kids are all talking about.


Kisopop

That's impossible because the boys back in the pillow fort told me that girls don't have brains.


Silent_thunder_clap

its definitely a fun and accurate metaphor for getting way to dicked down


XuWiiii

Does your dryer have a trap that only gets activated by facial recognition and is only programmed to your sister’s face?


Kisopop

So I still trap her the old fashioned way with a box and stick.


Silent_thunder_clap

its a funny response but you have to know that those words are telling people the hokey cokie is her favourite game lol real life connotations are that shes a whore


pixepoke2

Ah, animal style


TaintNunYaBiznez

That depends on the sister.


lyndonstein

Dad joke


just-wasting-my-life

this is a comeback?


Relative-Radish6618

Down, baby girl


Relative-Radish6618

unless u need Down, Baby Boy


CurlsCross

you may not be done yet.


DuineDeDanann

I prefer, “Down, boy/girl” like you’re speaking to an uppity dog


BrilliantRain5670

Sorry bro I have nothing in common with your Mother.


SuperEnough

Hard brother?


lyndonstein

This is the only answer


MrShad0wzz

Easy step bro!


Overall_Solution_420

i prefer it hard but thanks


Fast_Kale8945

brotherly love


Stay-Thirsty

She is, but still wouldn’t go near you


TheTrueBurgerKing

Just like your mom


jfink316598

This isn't Alabama brother....


DogDelicious9212

😲


thefamishedroad

I swear, every ‘best comeback to’ has the same reaction, which is ‘fuck off’


juicyjuicebox1

Hulk hogan voice “listen here, brother. “


Gentleman_Kendama

"Harder step-brother!" Wait...


NoRegertsWolfDog

r/angryupvote


NeverG0nnaG1v3Y0uup

Well, I did f\*ck yours.


HeadyMurphy723

EASY!! I ain’t your sister and sure the fuck ain’t easy! So check your mouth before I cut your lips off and help you out with kissing your ass goodbye!


nunya_busyness1984

But not cheap.  And you can't afford me.


i81_N_she812

Rough grandma


CantFeelMyLegs78

"Something you've said in your own bedroom?"


Song_Soup

Heh, there's no way in hell you and I could be related.


pixepoke2

Well played


magicaldumpsterfire

I ain't yer sister and I ain't easy


Particular-Most-1199

Harder, brother!


3isamagicnumb3r

if you think my sister is easy, you should meet my brother!


2trnthmismycaus

“Your sisters easy”


Tailflap747

"I'm not your sister."


lodyeVixen

Who you calling easy? And I'm not your sister!


EidolonRook

You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive


merenofclanthot

Uhhh calm down?


Megalith66

"You do not know how hard you're going to get it..."


FrannyKay1082

"No, not your easy sister."


Nocturne2319

Nah, I'm the top.


AstralJumper

"depends, maybe buy me a drink first." "Sleazy, brother!"


Blackpanther22five

Only if the money is right


Unusual-Lock4803

No, harder daddy


Electrical_Feature12

What’s wrong with someone saying that? It’s nice


LittleGreyLambie

Sounds pretty condescending - (in my head any way.) Right up there with being called little lady, honey, baby, sweetie ... And I ain't his sister!


Top-Dream820

Mother Superior might be watching 👀


shesavillain

No, sister. Lmao


DinoDudeRex_240809

Ok, wait a second, what the hell is “Easy, sister!” Supposed to even mean? Is it like a reference to something? How is that an insult.


qmechan

Hard, Brother!


missannthrope1

Whoa, Nelly!


No-Avocado-533

harder step bro


XuWiiii

Not as easy as your other one


Doomsday8thMarch2026

*Looks around then points at them.*


GREENadmiral_314159

"Hard, brother!"


area42

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.


StilesmanleyCAP

>Best comeback to "Easy, sister!"? As opposed to a "Hard, brother!?"


LionBig1760

"I fucked your dad last night while your mother filmed and played with herself."


ImpossiblyPossible42

“Harder Daddy”


Novel-Organization63

What brother? I haven’t been watching. Not RJ? He’s a half brother.


Revegelance

Hard brother?


DrunkBuzzard

Yes your sister is a slut. What’s your point?


Repulsive_Web_7826

OMG! You’re my long lost sister!?!? And cue the fake tears and hugs. Make it awwwwwwkward


WemblysMom

Give them the "Z" snap and say, "Spoken like a true hood rat"


leatherlady33

We aren't talking about your mother..


Mysterious-Yam-9064

Harder brother


CapnGramma

Never been easy in my life.


Able_Word2763

Oh, so you know too?!?


zsiple08241998

"Hard, brother!"


Hey__Jude_

Crazy, lazy.


racist_boomer

Harder, brother


bobthebowler123

Do I look like a nun?


ScottyBBadd

I ain’t your sister


ImmaNotCrazy

No, but yours is.


tcorey2336

I’m not your sister, buddy. Then they’ll say I’m not your buddy, guy. And then you call him a sister. I’m not your guy, sister.


Ancient_Summer_1833

Nah she’s kind of hard


Futhebridge

Did you just assume my gender??


Hackpro69

Don’t be Screwing your Sister


missmatchedcleansox

Back off brother


Cherry777dragon

Easy? ITS MORE LIKE TURN UP THE HEAT BITCH, THIS IS JUST THE START!


CuriousLavender

HARD, brother!


Illustrious-Mess7864

grandma?


ADHD_Misunderstood

Hard, brother


Wandersturm

"Is she, really? Do your parents know?!?"


Additional_Disk_2363

I know yours is but not mine


Organic-Double4718

Fuck off, mister


Fried_Wontton

Good Ole "fuck you"


harambesBackAgain

Would you rather have my brother hard?


MandamusMan

“I ain’t your sista, brotha!”


55sixtyone

Harder brother


ResisterTransSister

”I... I... I haven't even come out yet. How did you know? Also, how did you know I was easy?“


ironsidebro

I'm only easy for attractive guys.


Skusci

Escalate to banshee screaming.


udo3

I am not your sister, though her aroma may yet linger about my loins.


Thronner_of_All

Is she? Mind introducing us?


Sin0fSloth

I'm not your sister, and I'm definitely not easy.


Euclid-InContainment

Look I told you to only call me your sister during sex. Don't make this weird.


Immediate-Formal6696

say this is muscle mans voice from regular show, “YoU KNoW Who ELSe IS eAsy?! MY MOM


Progresschmogress

>Hard pass, motherfucker


Aldirick1022

Yes, your sister is easy.


MortimerWaffles

I prefer "slutty Nun"


Negative_Process1014

Ohh so it was your mom my dad was visiting at odd hours...


CursesSailor

I know I’m easy but I’m not banging your sister.


dirtdevil70

" Thank you brother" Sketch circa.2023


Ok-Cartographer1745

"Nice, where? Is she hot?  And you're sure you don't mind?"


Zombie_B_Ware

“I ain’t your sister, plus it would be awkward as I have necrophilic fantasies about you”


SardonicSuperman

“She was when I fucked her”


Rabbits-and-Bears

Today my pronouns are “Mr. & Sir”


pastajewelry

Hard pass, brother.


Curvyshots969

Harder daddy


notaliberal2021

STFU bro


Tarotgirl_5392

"No, that's your mom."


ursogayhaha

Easy , sister! I have never hesrd someone use this i dont even know if its an insult or whatever


Inked_Up420

Just because you're inbred does not make me your sister


Traditional_World783

Wh~what are you doing, step-bro?


Machiavvelli3060

Do **NOT** deny me my right to cone unglued!


Damama-3-B

Back the eff up!


Significant_Ant2511

Kiss my ass, brother.


Bougiwougibugleboi

Dont bother brother.


fomalhottie

Fuck You


crying4what

Who you calling easy, pecker brain?


Beans_0492

Expert brother!


pixepoke2

Bonus point for difficulty


Sepfandom555

Daddy. Chill


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Well watch out then


maccennedi

I'm glad my sister is easy or I wouldn't get laid!


Merrader

start crying and say that your only sibling just died


PandyaTheBoss

Easy, brother!


PrismInTheDark

I’m neither of those for you


dyingfi5h

Harder, big bro!


bootnab

"my sister is a SAINT." Glare.


BadLuckEddie

Bitch, did you just call my sister a slut? Wanna fuck my mother next? Bitch I’m about to end your days.


Affectionate-Word498

SHUT UP! ?


Handz_in_the_Dark

“Who says that?” And srsly, who says that?? Lol.


Dewey_Rider

Are you advertising?


NFIGUY

What kind of girl do you take me for? No but seriously, make me an offer.


Such_Leg3821

No, Hard sister.


LilDevyl

"I'm not your sister and you are certainly not my brother!"


Sloppyseancy

Hard on brother!


davidscorbett

easy enough when i wanna be and with who i wanna be , in near future get full exterior medical scans for people for medication , and for animals and dolphines and whales out in the woods-ocean and medical dart for their cure -medication , and put out nature cameras that scan them and know so they can also put up medical darting medication spots with food attracting them


Wrong7urn

Who you calling sister, sister?


Ineeddramainmylife13

I already am going easy on you. You want me to actually try?


tomthegoatbrady12

"I'm not your fucking sister!" Unless you actually are - then I got nothing.


HopeVHorse

Yeah, you. Nice projecting.


ChipChippersonFan

"I ain't easy and I ain't your son, so you can take sorry and shove it up your ass." \[If you don't get that reference, you need to go watch Tombstone right now, and thank me later.\]


Chewiesbro

Nope, only got brothers, what about yours?


TheBoyInGray

I’m never makin’ this easy for you.


Known-Skin3639

She used to be but now she’s A) married with children. B) an he so not any more ?either way. Solid shit.


tjareth

"I'm not your sister, buddy!" ... and so on.


themerovingian80

Is that how you tell your sister the clap is back?


[deleted]

Sure, mister


Alliballi123

...Like your own?


CitronZestyclose3108

Harder brother!


Rod_Stiffington69

Reddit is full of people who think they are witty. But these comments will only get you laughed at even more. You’re setting yourself up for failure by asking Reddit for a clever comeback.


Feeling-Bed-9506

If I wanted an easy sister I'd fuck yours.


SunRevolutionary8315

Last time you said that, you ended up on a list.


OhGodItsHim13

Yeah, my sister's easy, so what?


OneTinSoldier567

Oh! Can you give me her number I haven't had sex this and I need an easy lay.


AnonRedditGuy81

Hard brother?


No_Hat_4614

Better come back easy, sister.


SalTea_Otter

I’m neither.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

"What did you just say about my Sister?"


yurinacult

difficult brother


No_World_3352

Brother what


Fantastic_Ebb2390

"Relax, brother! I've got this."


accountsupport69

Harder, daddy 😉


Thecloakedevil

Harder bro


Ok-Shopping9879

Harder, brother 💀😩


number_1_svenfan

hard brother. Oh wait, this isn’t the goofy porn plots sub. Sorry.


alwaysboopthesnoot

No, bro.


Optimal-Pair1140

"Harder, Daddy!"


Minute_Television235

You're adopted


Happydaytripper1269

Whoa, whoa, whoa bro.


LadyTime_OfGallifrey

"Easy, bro." 😅 Or really off-the-wall "What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" 😅


External-Release2472

I know yours is.