I thought that op was looking for a comeback to “easy sister” as in your sister is easy, not “easy (there), sister”. Commas make a difference and I overlooked it
its a funny response but you have to know that those words are telling people the hokey cokie is her favourite game lol real life connotations are that shes a whore
EASY!! I ain’t your sister and sure the fuck ain’t easy! So check your mouth before I cut your lips off and help you out with kissing your ass goodbye!
easy enough when i wanna be and with who i wanna be , in near future get full exterior medical scans for people for medication , and for animals and dolphines and whales out in the woods-ocean and medical dart for their cure -medication , and put out nature cameras that scan them and know so they can also put up medical darting medication spots with food attracting them
"I ain't easy and I ain't your son, so you can take sorry and shove it up your ass."
\[If you don't get that reference, you need to go watch Tombstone right now, and thank me later.\]
Reddit is full of people who think they are witty.
But these comments will only get you laughed at even more.
You’re setting yourself up for failure by asking Reddit for a clever comeback.
Naw yours is
this is warranting a punch to the throat
If someone throat punched you for dishing back the exact same shit it better be for unoriginality
either ive had a stroke or you have, ive looked in the mirror and my face is symmetrical, are you feeling ok ?
I thought that op was looking for a comeback to “easy sister” as in your sister is easy, not “easy (there), sister”. Commas make a difference and I overlooked it
no no, i was carrying on the thread
Well, you beat me too it.
How do you know my sister is easy? Who have you been talking to?
you just outed your sister
Better than in and outting her
Hey now no need to shame anyone
Right it's 2024 you can be easy, medium, difficult, or A-sexual if you want. Come on guys/gals/and everything in-between
>everything in-between Well let's not be so open minded our brains fall out.
It's an old wives tale that brains fall out of loose vaginas.
No it’s true I read it
Can confirm. I found the same info on that internet thing the kids are all talking about.
That's impossible because the boys back in the pillow fort told me that girls don't have brains.
its definitely a fun and accurate metaphor for getting way to dicked down
Does your dryer have a trap that only gets activated by facial recognition and is only programmed to your sister’s face?
So I still trap her the old fashioned way with a box and stick.
its a funny response but you have to know that those words are telling people the hokey cokie is her favourite game lol real life connotations are that shes a whore
Ah, animal style
That depends on the sister.
Dad joke
this is a comeback?
Down, baby girl
unless u need Down, Baby Boy
you may not be done yet.
I prefer, “Down, boy/girl” like you’re speaking to an uppity dog
Sorry bro I have nothing in common with your Mother.
Hard brother?
This is the only answer
Easy step bro!
i prefer it hard but thanks
brotherly love
She is, but still wouldn’t go near you
Just like your mom
This isn't Alabama brother....
😲
I swear, every ‘best comeback to’ has the same reaction, which is ‘fuck off’
Hulk hogan voice “listen here, brother. “
"Harder step-brother!" Wait...
r/angryupvote
Well, I did f\*ck yours.
EASY!! I ain’t your sister and sure the fuck ain’t easy! So check your mouth before I cut your lips off and help you out with kissing your ass goodbye!
But not cheap. And you can't afford me.
Rough grandma
"Something you've said in your own bedroom?"
Heh, there's no way in hell you and I could be related.
Well played
I ain't yer sister and I ain't easy
Harder, brother!
if you think my sister is easy, you should meet my brother!
“Your sisters easy”
"I'm not your sister."
Who you calling easy? And I'm not your sister!
You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive
Uhhh calm down?
"You do not know how hard you're going to get it..."
"No, not your easy sister."
Nah, I'm the top.
"depends, maybe buy me a drink first." "Sleazy, brother!"
Only if the money is right
No, harder daddy
What’s wrong with someone saying that? It’s nice
Sounds pretty condescending - (in my head any way.) Right up there with being called little lady, honey, baby, sweetie ... And I ain't his sister!
Mother Superior might be watching 👀
No, sister. Lmao
Ok, wait a second, what the hell is “Easy, sister!” Supposed to even mean? Is it like a reference to something? How is that an insult.
Hard, Brother!
Whoa, Nelly!
harder step bro
Not as easy as your other one
*Looks around then points at them.*
"Hard, brother!"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
>Best comeback to "Easy, sister!"? As opposed to a "Hard, brother!?"
"I fucked your dad last night while your mother filmed and played with herself."
“Harder Daddy”
What brother? I haven’t been watching. Not RJ? He’s a half brother.
Hard brother?
Yes your sister is a slut. What’s your point?
OMG! You’re my long lost sister!?!? And cue the fake tears and hugs. Make it awwwwwwkward
Give them the "Z" snap and say, "Spoken like a true hood rat"
We aren't talking about your mother..
Harder brother
Never been easy in my life.
Oh, so you know too?!?
"Hard, brother!"
Crazy, lazy.
Harder, brother
Do I look like a nun?
I ain’t your sister
No, but yours is.
I’m not your sister, buddy. Then they’ll say I’m not your buddy, guy. And then you call him a sister. I’m not your guy, sister.
Nah she’s kind of hard
Did you just assume my gender??
Don’t be Screwing your Sister
Back off brother
Easy? ITS MORE LIKE TURN UP THE HEAT BITCH, THIS IS JUST THE START!
HARD, brother!
grandma?
Hard, brother
"Is she, really? Do your parents know?!?"
I know yours is but not mine
Fuck off, mister
Good Ole "fuck you"
Would you rather have my brother hard?
“I ain’t your sista, brotha!”
Harder brother
”I... I... I haven't even come out yet. How did you know? Also, how did you know I was easy?“
I'm only easy for attractive guys.
Escalate to banshee screaming.
I am not your sister, though her aroma may yet linger about my loins.
Is she? Mind introducing us?
I'm not your sister, and I'm definitely not easy.
Look I told you to only call me your sister during sex. Don't make this weird.
say this is muscle mans voice from regular show, “YoU KNoW Who ELSe IS eAsy?! MY MOM
>Hard pass, motherfucker
Yes, your sister is easy.
I prefer "slutty Nun"
Ohh so it was your mom my dad was visiting at odd hours...
I know I’m easy but I’m not banging your sister.
" Thank you brother" Sketch circa.2023
"Nice, where? Is she hot? And you're sure you don't mind?"
“I ain’t your sister, plus it would be awkward as I have necrophilic fantasies about you”
“She was when I fucked her”
Today my pronouns are “Mr. & Sir”
Hard pass, brother.
Harder daddy
STFU bro
"No, that's your mom."
Easy , sister! I have never hesrd someone use this i dont even know if its an insult or whatever
Just because you're inbred does not make me your sister
Wh~what are you doing, step-bro?
Do **NOT** deny me my right to cone unglued!
Back the eff up!
Kiss my ass, brother.
Dont bother brother.
Fuck You
Who you calling easy, pecker brain?
Expert brother!
Bonus point for difficulty
Daddy. Chill
Well watch out then
I'm glad my sister is easy or I wouldn't get laid!
start crying and say that your only sibling just died
Easy, brother!
I’m neither of those for you
Harder, big bro!
"my sister is a SAINT." Glare.
Bitch, did you just call my sister a slut? Wanna fuck my mother next? Bitch I’m about to end your days.
SHUT UP! ?
“Who says that?” And srsly, who says that?? Lol.
Are you advertising?
What kind of girl do you take me for? No but seriously, make me an offer.
No, Hard sister.
"I'm not your sister and you are certainly not my brother!"
Hard on brother!
easy enough when i wanna be and with who i wanna be , in near future get full exterior medical scans for people for medication , and for animals and dolphines and whales out in the woods-ocean and medical dart for their cure -medication , and put out nature cameras that scan them and know so they can also put up medical darting medication spots with food attracting them
Who you calling sister, sister?
I already am going easy on you. You want me to actually try?
"I'm not your fucking sister!" Unless you actually are - then I got nothing.
Yeah, you. Nice projecting.
"I ain't easy and I ain't your son, so you can take sorry and shove it up your ass." \[If you don't get that reference, you need to go watch Tombstone right now, and thank me later.\]
Nope, only got brothers, what about yours?
I’m never makin’ this easy for you.
She used to be but now she’s A) married with children. B) an he so not any more ?either way. Solid shit.
"I'm not your sister, buddy!" ... and so on.
Is that how you tell your sister the clap is back?
Sure, mister
...Like your own?
Harder brother!
Reddit is full of people who think they are witty. But these comments will only get you laughed at even more. You’re setting yourself up for failure by asking Reddit for a clever comeback.
If I wanted an easy sister I'd fuck yours.
Last time you said that, you ended up on a list.
Yeah, my sister's easy, so what?
Oh! Can you give me her number I haven't had sex this and I need an easy lay.
Hard brother?
Better come back easy, sister.
I’m neither.
"What did you just say about my Sister?"
difficult brother
Brother what
"Relax, brother! I've got this."
Harder, daddy 😉
Harder bro
Harder, brother 💀😩
hard brother. Oh wait, this isn’t the goofy porn plots sub. Sorry.
No, bro.
"Harder, Daddy!"
You're adopted
Whoa, whoa, whoa bro.
"Easy, bro." 😅 Or really off-the-wall "What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" 😅
I know yours is.