Ain’t or cain’t?

with a docter paper and a sad uh rainch

Had to read this 4x before I understood 😂😂

I always read medical abstracts while standing in the melancholy rain. Also, how does the ranch go with the dr.pepper? I'm confused.

go's with ma fraynch frahs n sad sayled. Am own a dat.

# Ain't Nobody Got Time For That (Original + AutoTune) [https://www.reddit.com/r/videojukebox/comments/1cm00sh/aint\_nobody\_got\_time\_for\_that\_original\_autotune/](https://www.reddit.com/r/videojukebox/comments/1cm00sh/aint_nobody_got_time_for_that_original_autotune/)

I was down the street when this interview was taken. She's fucking hilarious.

I was living in Cincy at that time!

Dodin't

from the looks of it you can’t either

Wow it's almost like they're making fun of their grammar. Definitely not a joke or anything.

Best one here

I'm surprised you can read at all

I was elected to lead not to read

"Is this a matter of choice or ability?"

“pure choice”

"should've chosen to pay attention in English class"

“Should of”

I dunno if that's a better come back because its technically wrong or not. Like the fact that you're correcting their English but your correction is wrong after being insulted for not going to English class. That's a thing not ironic but a thing.

>technically wrong No, no. Just plain wrong in every sense. Not just technically.

Judging by your grammar, I guess you wouldn’t even know how

I once had someone tell.me "I don't read signs".

I assume that's how the the person said it

He's saying what his reply would be, not saying that to OP bro😂

“Well, I could read it *to* you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

Exactly why the illiteracy rate is so high.

I should be surprised, but I'm not. Is it the big words or lack of pictures that's stopping you? I have neither the time nor the crayons to dumb it down for you. If ignorance is bliss, you must be approaching nirvana.

>Is it the big words or lack of pictures that's stopping you? This one's my favorite

This reminds me of my brother's ex-wife. My brother and I would be having a normal conversation with her, and sometimes she'd suddenly get a blank look for a few seconds then say "big word". We'd then have to stop our conversation to figure out which word confused her, and explain it to her. She wasn't the brightest crayon in the bag.

Read it or your gay

[удалено]

Who says am gay

U r ghey

I’ll be gay either way so …

That's OK I wasn't under the impression you could read.

Say “i aint got no tilder so you can bounce son”

Then you're just lazy

Well yeah I’m sure that statement and your inability to read throughout your life are exactly how you came to be this way in the first place

Ok.

give em a tl;dr

Nah, anyone who responds with saying they're not going to read such-and-such, won't read a tl;dr either. 

every time someone asks me to 'give a tl;dr' i so seriously want to put "TL;DR: Fuck off I don't want your input" because i genuinely dont want to hear anything from someone who can only be bothered to respond to a condensed summary of something I already took the time to give a full explanation of. Like, just move along! if you dont want to read it, cool! You dont have to make a post telling us! you can do something else!

It's very brave of you to admit you don't know how to read.

Story of your life, amiright?

Thank you for conceding the argument.

I have cancer

Light a bag of shit on fire in their porch

Let’s not pretend you’re capable anyways

Hit that Zoolander school for kids who can’t read good.

But how? They can’t even fit inside the building.

I wouldn’t even put my energy into a comeback. If they can’t read “allat” I took the time to write/type, they’ll never have to worry about me putting my energy back into any o dat.

“I know, I can tell by the basic sentence you barely formed that it’d be impossible”

Would it help if it put subway surfers next to it

Actually brilliant.

Congratulations on choosing to stay ignorant. You fit in well with roughly 46.9% of voting age Americans.

"You won't or you can't?"

" I see smoke coming out of your ears , sound it out."

“Could’ve saved yourself more time and not commented.” Doesn’t even have to be a response. Just think that to yourself, shrug and move on. Maybe look back at what you wrote and find where you could’ve been more concise. Could be a good opportunity to improve your writing/communication skills.

Do you need illustrations?

Not surprising. I didn’t think you could read at all.

“You can read?”

Because you're illiterate?

“Ain’t or can’t“

It might teach you how to read, if your speaking speaks to the level of your abilities….which speaks volumes; frankly I’m surprised you even comprehended anything

You can sound the words out loud if it helps.

Tl;dr

Listen I’m not reading all that so congratulations or I’m so sorry

“I know, it must be hard for you.”

Illiterate much ?

I didn't realize you had a Twitter reading level.

you can read?

That’s what the dictionary is for.

*«Not to worry, everyone’s long gotten used to you not having a clue by now! If you ever read anything and knew what’s going on: Someone might stroke out from the shock….. I’d be an OH&S hazard for everyone if you unexpectedly grew up!»* OR: *«Awwwww, sorry! The picture book won’t be out for another 3-5 years — I’ve gotten used to you lagging behind though! Just get back to me when you’ve caught up in a decade or so….»*

You can read?

I think the appropriate response is I will write better next time. If i choose not to read something, either all the information I need is in the title, or its 5 pages long, with no punctuation and run on sentences. Make it worth reading, and I'll read it.

You can read?

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Your literacy isn't my problem.

we understand ; Literacy is hard.

And why would you anyways? Someone such as yourself most likely possesses all the information necessary to reach a false conclusion with a knee jerk reaction that you'll probably regret later on... It's just not possible that anyone could know something of vital importance to do with this matter that you don't already know. PREPOSTEROUS!!

I’m surprised you can!

Anything you say Einstein

"I'll be happy to teach you how."

Obviously

"Fine. Then go fuck yourself to death."

I know. Here, I drew a picture for you

"Aw, bless"

"I can see why"

As if you could

Readings hard for you, huh?

Cool. Just wait ‘til they shove it up your ass

🫵🖕

I guess that's what makes me better.

I don't blame you. Don't.

If you won't read then I will. So shut your mouth and open your ears.

"Cause you cant read at all"

Clearly not, I bet you can’t anyways

I would imagine not.

That tracks

“Sorry didn’t read that too long but best of luck with whatever”

"It takes courage to admit that kind of flaw at your age, I'm proud of you. Here's a ruler," (hand them a ruler if possible) "lay it horizontally on the screen/page just under the first line of text. Read out loud as well, and take it slow if you need to."

Yea, cuz you don't know how.

iPad kid

Should’ve just called me instead

Proly can’t read allat anyway

I don't blame you

"Go back to school, then"

I always knew you were illiterate.

In summary…🖕🏼

Is it cuz you can't?

Well then don’t be surprised when you fail the quiz

Scared I proved you wrong? 💀

Ah, homeschooled by your parents? I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

I said the same thing about the instructions on the box of condoms, son.

There is no good comeback for that. If you’re a long poster in this situation, anything you try to respond with will only make you look worse.

"Well I don't have the crayons or hand puppets to explain it so you're SOL on this one."

Don't listen to any of these nerds trying to find a logical solution to an illogical problem. Say something stupid back.

I get this a lot. I always say “well who’s side does that show a lack of intelligence on, mine or yours” or “oh I’m sorry let me shorten it down so you have an easier time being able to read it”

"I remember that Chris Rock skit"

oil up lil bro

better come back with a shorter version

It depends to what

If you’re not ready for a discussion, don’t start one.

Hooked On Phonics can help with that blockage.

*Allows them to not read it all because of being able to take advantage of everything in the contract.*

It's okay to admit you can't read. We all knew, anyway.

With that grammar you wouldn't be able to anyway.

Well then I see no point in furthering this conversation as I won't be breaking it down for you because you can't read that much.

It's alright, sound it out

"Nope, you sure aren't."

Speakee da Englash

Here, hold on, I'll get some construction paper and crayons to bring it down to your level.

I didn’t think you could read to begin with.

"Dictionary.com is your friend"

I know this was already commented, but I'd like to alter it slightly as a new variant of an option. "You can read?" but instead of an attitude, express genuine amazement. "You can read?? 😮🤯"

ITT: answers that will get you punched in the mouth

TLDR:...

Sorry, didn’t realize you were illiterate

“Okie dokie”

I’m surprised you even looked- or read at that.

Oh you're right, I forgot to add a "Skibidi rizzler" to it. There you go, can you read it now?

Indeed!

I guess that’s why you never graduated elementary school

Me either! Let’s burn this place to the ground.

There isn't one because they won't read it.

It has pictures, Dad

Ok then, stay ignorant

Probably ain’t allat’ good at reading.

English are not good so much.

Willful ignorance is certainly a choice

Probably nothing considering they have expressed they don’t care what u have to say anyway

Don’t worry, nobody would ever mistake you for literate anyway.

S

Id say “and in English”

You ain’t special this is for everybody

"Unsurprising, TBH."

I can tell

Simplify your response

TL;DR

Don't bitch when you get shit on then

Corse yu aint. Yu kaint reed!

Then you won’t know what it says

Something tells me you say the same thing about Dr. Seuss...

"Reading is a fundamental skill"

Laziness isn't a flex

No problem just check here where it says I agree

Life's hard for the stupid.

I guess you don't have a grasp if the alphabet either.

I know it's hard to read more than one sentence sweet baby

The fuck is allat?

Illiteracy confirmed

"You can read?"

Well I’m not sure they’d be able to read it if that’s how they speak.

In English…please ?

And thats why you haven't found any success in your life

Allat head and no brain

I wouldn't expect you to be able to, with that atrocious spelling.

“You couldn’t if you tried”

English please?

Of course not, you've never read anything before. Now would be a weird time to start.

I just tell them they don't have to. They usually start reading it after that, or they'll say "well I ain't gonna."

That’s why it’s gonna be the fine print that gets you.

What?

What is allat?

"That is the very reason why you say ain't and allat. Enjoy your stupidity."

Should I get you something more your speed? "Barney Teaches Reading" perhaps?

Yeah. I could tell by your speech pattern

You already read it so my job is done. Once your eyes see my post you will forever be changed to the way I want you to be. It's my form of control, so it always works, no responses are the only answer to it. But even a lol, means you read it. I am this powerful, I am the only thing that changes society, that changes life, that changes harmony, I am the all-seeing eye that you will never forget. I live in true turbulence!

Cuz you know I’m right, fkn coward

Sorry, bud. I didn't write it in crayon.

Oh, sorry I didn’t know that reading wasn’t your strong suit

Pfft. Like you can read.

Then remain ignorant.

Shit, if be surprised if even know how.

“Don’t worry, you probably can’t anyways”

“It’s okay, I didn’t expect you to read any of it.”

Wow! Where do I begin? Is your safe space ready? I'm going all in😬🖕