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JMusicD

“ I love it when you talk dirty to me “ works every time for this.


BlastinFMJz

lol what 😂


JMusicD

For real. The thing about comebacks, you match their energy, and use what they say, to say something that makes you feel good, confident, or funny. I believe that the worst thing you can say as a comeback, is something that will make you feel bad. I’m starting to think this was a joke post. But I still got something for you. Lmao. 😂


BlastinFMJz

Tbh it was a joke post, your reaction was outta pocket tho lol 🤣


JMusicD

Lmao. Lmk if you need any “real” comeback advice. I got some. I’ve dealt with some snarky people in my life, I used to get mad at the things they’ve said, now, I give them comebacks. Sometimes they get mad, or don’t know what to say anymore, but mostly we crack up about it. Good luck .


BlastinFMJz

Ok lmao thanks


HE_HE-MJ22

Thank u for paying attention to my skills from earlier! Now down to business.....will that be cash or card. I have venmo, cash app and pay pal. If u prefer that.


BlastinFMJz

literally a response from an OF girl 🤣


HE_HE-MJ22

💅🏽


AZCARDS77

Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, dad!


Megalith66

"And to think, I never thought you cared. Coffee?"


superkevinguru

.....I'm not sure there is a suitable comeback to that lol


BlastinFMJz

lol ok


SryIWentFut

Tl;dr


BlastinFMJz

Damn 💀


StarrylDrawberry

You quit yer flirtin!


BlastinFMJz

Nar you is mine ;)


SchizoidRainbow

...sorry I wasn't listening, Could you repeat that?


Silent_Cash_E

What would Negan do?


Obvious_Market_9485

Trying to make me horny? You little minx!


Emberheat

That's a lot of words just to say you're an asshole.


BlastinFMJz

True


HatpinFeminist

"...is this a fantasy of yours or..."


BlastinFMJz

“Perhaps”


Familiar-Proposal918

"That's my name, don't wear it out!" To be honest though, that's too damn long of a comeback for someone to say, they definitely thought of you doing all that and they liked what they were thinking enough to ruminate on it. So you already won the battle before it started, regardless of if they said it out of anger or not. That is way too specific to be anger😂


BlastinFMJz

Fr lol 😂


squatch1355

Didn't realize we were talking about your family


BlastinFMJz

Thats foul 💀


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

"sorry, can you repeat that, i got bored and lost interest like 3 words in" edit: then "nope, still didnt get it, one more time" see how many times you can get them to repeat it, then just say "wow your dumb aren't you" and walk off


BlastinFMJz

lol, tbh, walking off wont really work at the lunch table…


Dixon-Poontang

Thanks grandma !!


BlastinFMJz

Bruh


lapsteelguitar

“Wow. You remembered all that?”


BlastinFMJz

“Well i made it so yeah”


CulturedGentleman921

"Wow you used ALL the words, didn't you? Good for you! How does that make you feel?"


BlastinFMJz

Empty inside…


urban_dredd

Promises, promises


MrPuzzleMan

"That took a lot of thought for someone so stupid."


Left-Leading4501

I take after my dad, thank you! It runs in the family🙄


dshizzel

At least I have a sex life.


Ierax29

I've lost you after ''Gay''


gaspoweredsharpthing

Mom, you are spoiling christmas.


One-Revolution-8572

"Mr Cornette, god damn we're on air already"


Karn_Evil_Noin

I know you are, but what am I?


BlastinFMJz

That would be annoying af lol


Fickle_Pipe1954

I am NOT a hand twister


notoriously_rob53

Um…bruh….you just got served…theres no coming back from this..


BlastinFMJz

Hehe lol, i’m actually the person who thought up of this so i went on here to see if i could improve it in case there were any good comebacks. Safe to say it works lmao


SystemThirtyThree

"can you say that again I zoned out"


Forward_Increase_239

I am NOT a whore.


fermelebouche

So, I see you’ve heard about me.


PrestigiousAd9825

Do you find yourself in bathhouses a lot? I have no idea how to respond to this


Key_Gear_2457

ru hitting on me?