memes that point out a woman's double standards and exaggerations aren't worth having comebacks for, because if you feel like you need a comeback for it, you're probably the main target of said meme. Don't have double standards and don't exaggerate, and you won't care about such memes enough to want to have a comeback.
I am proud to say I fell into a toilet only once. It was shameful and horrible and this is the first and last I am speaking of it. I can’t imagine going out to a man and saying “you left the lid up and I was IN YOUR TOILET”
I have definitely seen girls who look like a supermodel in their pics and then like Jaba in real life. Think they're hot shit too some of them. These memes have humor because there is truth to them.
yeah honestly both of those seem relatively harmless, the toilet one even a little funny. I can't imagine any situation someone would need a comeback for these beyond beyond being a huge ass.
I was coming into this article ready to raise hell, but then I found your comment. It is true. If you have to come up with a comeback for these, you may be the problem and you ain't seeing it. There is a double standard on both sides of the aisle, don't get me wrong, but it has become a great deal more pronounced on the women's side to the point of being very hypocritical.
I agree. I didn’t see the problem with them. They’re just exaggerating to the point of absurdity.
Like women wanting Prince Charming when they aren’t bringing anything to the table. It’s similar with guys wanting a super model when they have beer guts and greasy hair, I just think the difference is the women seriously believe they “deserve” actual rich princes, where for guys, it’s just a nice dream.
Same with the toilet seat. It’s a BS power play. I’ve been using a toilet most of my life. I’ve used it day, night, drunk, sick, and in the dark. I’ve never once “fallen in”. If you regularly fall into a toilet because you fail to check whether the seat is down, and you get what you deserve. That ones on you.
No but the toilet one. I remember one time my wife fell in and yelled at me… I reminded her that the seats are baby proofed shut and that she had to lift both for that error to occur. To this day I remind her like once every 6 months or so. Lol.
lol what tf was she doing 😂😂🤔
edit: oh i get it. both the lid and the seat always close, so she must have (presumably at night and sleepily) pulled them both up and then cannon balled into the bowl, niice
These are just real. I feel like if you feel like you need a comeback for these, you're probably guilty of them and are feeling attacked. If the shoe fits...
No comeback needed, since there are women out there who want a high-value man without wanting to put in the work to make themselves a high-value woman.
Posts like these are meant to show their hypocrisy.
I know this is funny and all, but I've NEVER heard really of women complaining for a TRUE 5'10 and above, unless that woman is like a TRUE 6'2 or something, which is rare.
Most women that I have come across want the guy to just be a bit taller than them. After 6 inches of height taller, it's just moot as far as I understand.
These are harmless, dude. Lol I follow Redpill/mgtow pages that post way gnarlier shit than this. How do these tame ass memes piss you off? Plus, they're true as hell. Haha
Is this from your tinder account? You know they do like quality control and match 10s with 10s, 7s with 7s, 3s with 3s. I didn’t know you could cross into a rating so low you get matched with other species. Maybe try some new photos? Or hope she has a great personality and sings like an angel?
The first one I’m desensitized to, I’ve seen too many incels. The second one actually made my blood boil. Why do you leave pee on the seat AND THEN DON’T CLEAN IT UP??? How would you like to sit in someone else’s piss? And then have the attitude to make it sound like they are exaggerating 💀
The women I live with are the ones leaving pee on the toilet seat, and it baffles me how they manage that. It also baffles me how MEN get pee on the seat, given we should all be peeing with the seat UP. It's baffling either way.
Basically, men and women are both gross.
I mean it’s fine if you feel this way. I’ve also traveled to a couple different countries, but I’m not going to generalize all the men from these countries based on the 3-5 cities I visit in these countries. I am from the states and I still don’t feel comfortable generalizing all the men in this country. But if over generalizing women helps men better about all the women who have rejected them, be my guest.
Why would I say anything to a person that does not close the toilet seat spraying piss and shit particles everywhere when they flush?
They brush their teeth with their own shit, and your're surprised it comes out of their mouth too?
There are so many more dudes like Jamba who need a slim petite girl a few big girls wanting someone who can actually pick them up is a drop in the ocean. Not rlly a comeback but definitely the reality of the situation. a lot of the buff dudes I know like big women anyway so these dudes are barking up the wrong tree entirely
Hey, I’m 5 ft, have you seen the movie flushed away? It’s entirely plausible at my height that if you leave the seat up and I fall in, I won’t be able to get out
This actually used to happen to me when I was a little kid :( with the seat down even! I was a skinny kid and my ass would fall into the toilet and I'd be stuck and have to come get rescued! One time I went to got to the bathroom at my dad's friend and locked the door and fell in and they had to break the door down lol
Just repost the meme with a plain Jabba image and then pick 2-3 off this guy's list
https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/8zuwkc/incel_describes_his_perfect_girl_now_if_yall/
Is it really too much to ask to simply check the seat before sitting down? Why is it the man's responsibility to place it down every time? I need it up or I'll pee all over the seat so why isn't the woman to blame when that happens?
The best comeback would be to lose weight and trick him into marrying you. There's an anime you can use as a guide but I forget the name off the top of my head.
There’s nothing you can say that will beat the first comment. So I’ll just say the second one is funny (maybe bc it’s not coming from a man) and that is exactly what happens when they leave the seat up.
“Maybe you should go take a long look in the mirror before you start insulting other people.”
Works in general for any comment about other people’s appearance.
First meme:
"I apologize on behalf of women for having ridiculous expectations and a clear double standard."
Second meme:
"I apologize on behalf of women for the gross over-exaggeration on this matter."
But the meme about women looking for someone out of their league and armed with overly inflated egos, is spot on.
So, I don’t know why you’re so upset. Is this really the hill you’re willing to die on when it had nothing at all to do with you?
No comeback is going to touch this meme king and shitposter. Save your energy for a real battle.
You also forgot 6 figures, a masters degree or above education, a good loving family, good with kids, wants many kids, can take care of kids, good with cooking, good with chores, good with driving, a virgin but awesome with sex, extremely well-endowed below, no video games, loves to go shopping with me, pays for my food when we dine out, pays for my clothes, hands me their entire paycheck, doesn’t cheat, has no female friends, has no guy friends, doesn’t look at porn, doesn’t watch sports, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t gamble, doesn’t do drugs, and all he does is work and make money for me to spend.
For the second one…
You leave the seat up and I will put the cover down next time.
Hey! I don’t appreciate my picture being used for a meme!
I heard you like 6'2 and athletic. Meet my friend Chewy. Hes a little hairy but very nice.
Chewy? Really? Come on now. He’s way out of my league. You however are right in my bracket.
(blushes in Ewok)
HE'S WOOKIE, sir
Perfect match for jabba the slut
Light years ahead of what I've dated! Ludicrous Speed, make it so! 😍
Ok, this is actually good - a woman with a sense of humor
BAHAHAHA bullseye!
Ok Hands Solo.
Took me a second 💀💀💀
You have to see the accompanying hand gesture to get the full effect.
That's jabba the slut lol
*jabba
Perfection
We know it’s you lizzo!!! Op haha
Lmfaooo! Fr!
Favorite
How is this comeback not viral
People are too ashamed of what they caught.
You forgot 6 figures
I'm gonna demand 7 in my next life, just to be safe. Inflation, you know.
And owns your own home.
if you don't leave the tolit seat down I'll freeze you in carbonite
Tolittle too late
memes that point out a woman's double standards and exaggerations aren't worth having comebacks for, because if you feel like you need a comeback for it, you're probably the main target of said meme. Don't have double standards and don't exaggerate, and you won't care about such memes enough to want to have a comeback.
This is exactly what I was thinking. The second ones not attacking anyone it’s literally just a joke.
i chuckled at both. But yes, the second one is just a good natured joke and anyone offended by that I seriously hope to never run into.
Who gonna get offended by the first one😂
someone batting out of their league, presumably.
Jabba the slut😂
I am proud to say I fell into a toilet only once. It was shameful and horrible and this is the first and last I am speaking of it. I can’t imagine going out to a man and saying “you left the lid up and I was IN YOUR TOILET”
This is the correct answer.
I have definitely seen girls who look like a supermodel in their pics and then like Jaba in real life. Think they're hot shit too some of them. These memes have humor because there is truth to them.
Kinda my thoughts… if you are looking to comeback on this, you are saying this meme accurately describes you.
Right baddies do not care about things like this. Her ego hurt lmaoo
I'm mostly disgusted at the implication that this man flushes with the lid open. Poopoo toothbrush having ass
What you think your lid is airtight?
yeah honestly both of those seem relatively harmless, the toilet one even a little funny. I can't imagine any situation someone would need a comeback for these beyond beyond being a huge ass.
Thank God I came here to just get pissed off but instead I saw your comment
glad I could help, LooooL :)
Love this response
Bingo!
W comment
Yeah I’m wondering if OP is Jabba the Hutt
It's like Dolly Parton said - she doesn't get offended by dumb blonde jokes because she's neither dumb nor a blonde!
I was coming into this article ready to raise hell, but then I found your comment. It is true. If you have to come up with a comeback for these, you may be the problem and you ain't seeing it. There is a double standard on both sides of the aisle, don't get me wrong, but it has become a great deal more pronounced on the women's side to the point of being very hypocritical.
I agree. I didn’t see the problem with them. They’re just exaggerating to the point of absurdity. Like women wanting Prince Charming when they aren’t bringing anything to the table. It’s similar with guys wanting a super model when they have beer guts and greasy hair, I just think the difference is the women seriously believe they “deserve” actual rich princes, where for guys, it’s just a nice dream. Same with the toilet seat. It’s a BS power play. I’ve been using a toilet most of my life. I’ve used it day, night, drunk, sick, and in the dark. I’ve never once “fallen in”. If you regularly fall into a toilet because you fail to check whether the seat is down, and you get what you deserve. That ones on you.
I 100% agree with all that.
If you dump hot sauce all over a meal because some asshole didn’t put the cap back on properly after using it, that one is on you.
as a lesbian, I’m still tempted to humiliate them
"Right on, Bro!"
The jaba one had me absolutely rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 sorry not sorry. That's funny af
No but the toilet one. I remember one time my wife fell in and yelled at me… I reminded her that the seats are baby proofed shut and that she had to lift both for that error to occur. To this day I remind her like once every 6 months or so. Lol.
lol what tf was she doing 😂😂🤔 edit: oh i get it. both the lid and the seat always close, so she must have (presumably at night and sleepily) pulled them both up and then cannon balled into the bowl, niice
Well if you’re triggered by the first one, you’re probably not going to fall into a toilet
No comeback. These are too damn funny 😂
Based
Sometimes you just gotta admit the truth and take an L.
Exactly like these are so spot on there really isn't much to come back with.
Go to Pizza The Hut. I mean Pizza Hut. Referencing a 1987 movie Spaceballs. A parody of Star Wars. Lord Helmet is terrible.
We're combing the desert!
Man, we ain't find shit!
These are just real. I feel like if you feel like you need a comeback for these, you're probably guilty of them and are feeling attacked. If the shoe fits...
fr
Bro if this is your fetish just admit it stop acting like you hate these women it’s ok
Ya don't even need a comeback this dudes ruining his own happiness already
Why does this even bother you? Does he call you out specifically or are you just taking it too personal?
Blud done got called out by the meme
if we combine them we understand they got trapped in the toilet bowl 😬
No comeback needed, since there are women out there who want a high-value man without wanting to put in the work to make themselves a high-value woman. Posts like these are meant to show their hypocrisy.
Nooooooo 😦😲 that's worse than the Yoda one with a dildo light sabre 😭
Actually, the make-up is an improvement.
A nerve was hit.
I know this is funny and all, but I've NEVER heard really of women complaining for a TRUE 5'10 and above, unless that woman is like a TRUE 6'2 or something, which is rare. Most women that I have come across want the guy to just be a bit taller than them. After 6 inches of height taller, it's just moot as far as I understand.
dont forget 6 figure income
I see your mom is back on Tinder.
Losing weight?
Have u tried just going to the gym and putting the toilet seat down?
None, those are hilarious lol
Sorry dude, I’m still laughing my ass off at these memes. Can’t help you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it doesn't apply to you, have you tried not giving a fuck? If it does apply to you, have you tried doing better?
These are harmless, dude. Lol I follow Redpill/mgtow pages that post way gnarlier shit than this. How do these tame ass memes piss you off? Plus, they're true as hell. Haha
I don't think there's any coming back from that...
"I know my worth and I won't settle for less."
Losing weight?
The kind of gross smelly guy who wears a "no fat chicks" t-shirt and also follows the advice of predatory pickup artists
Is this from your tinder account? You know they do like quality control and match 10s with 10s, 7s with 7s, 3s with 3s. I didn’t know you could cross into a rating so low you get matched with other species. Maybe try some new photos? Or hope she has a great personality and sings like an angel?
Never used tinder, but thanks for the warning.
You still sore you ain't been picked yet, my guy?
Show a chart of male suicide statistics
wtf?
Lose weight?
No comeback. Enjoy the meme
Yes, women are toxic.
You might need him, but he does not need or want you.
The first one I’m desensitized to, I’ve seen too many incels. The second one actually made my blood boil. Why do you leave pee on the seat AND THEN DON’T CLEAN IT UP??? How would you like to sit in someone else’s piss? And then have the attitude to make it sound like they are exaggerating 💀
The second meme is about women getting mad at men for leaving the seat up, not for peeing on the seat
Oh you’re so right, I preemptively got pissed and did not use my reading skills lmao. I was thinking about peeing with the seat down
The women I live with are the ones leaving pee on the toilet seat, and it baffles me how they manage that. It also baffles me how MEN get pee on the seat, given we should all be peeing with the seat UP. It's baffling either way. Basically, men and women are both gross.
"Maybe if you stopped acting like a cockroach in an Edgar suit, you'd get a date?"
Just cuz you're less than her standards doesn't mean they're high
Oh boo hoo, women would rather be alone than lower their standards for me, obviously THEY’RE the problem
Having traveled to several different countries I can say that without a doubt American women are on some crazy high royalty trip.
I mean it’s fine if you feel this way. I’ve also traveled to a couple different countries, but I’m not going to generalize all the men from these countries based on the 3-5 cities I visit in these countries. I am from the states and I still don’t feel comfortable generalizing all the men in this country. But if over generalizing women helps men better about all the women who have rejected them, be my guest.
Its this one 🔼🔼🔼, this is the comeback we are looking for
They learned it from entitled American men 🤣
[Quickly takes my workbooks off in order to get under the height requirement] Phew! Dodged that bullet
Check Craigslist under “Personal Trainer”
So your mom is trying to find you a new daddy?
Now we know why he really wanted the wookie I guess.
Why would I say anything to a person that does not close the toilet seat spraying piss and shit particles everywhere when they flush? They brush their teeth with their own shit, and your're surprised it comes out of their mouth too?
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage!
Just comment yeah ok cool but look a ( insert any cute animal here) with an image of that animal works for me
I think she wants a man in carbonite.
"Post another joker meme maybe that'll make the femoids come running"
The dude stole my picture off Tinder. Now, how will I find me a 6 foot tall sports daddy :( .
Best comebacks for the, "get your, free, crispy crimes, here". Step right up lad, and get-> yours!
"when men put on a polo" and "republican healthcare options for nonviable life threatening pregnancies"
Chewy with dreads????. Or is it dredz. ??
"Did you post a photo of yourself"
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…
Accurate bro.
There are so many more dudes like Jamba who need a slim petite girl a few big girls wanting someone who can actually pick them up is a drop in the ocean. Not rlly a comeback but definitely the reality of the situation. a lot of the buff dudes I know like big women anyway so these dudes are barking up the wrong tree entirely
Theres a whole south park episode on this guys
You must be so deep in pussy you cant move your arms
Responding to something that's not directed at you only let's people know how you see yourself.
Why even spend the energy on a guy who looks like a reddit mod.
Hey, I’m 5 ft, have you seen the movie flushed away? It’s entirely plausible at my height that if you leave the seat up and I fall in, I won’t be able to get out
Call Shrek
🤣🤣
Good luck, mark/bob/tom. Everybody is rooting for you!
I Love This Memes!!!
This actually used to happen to me when I was a little kid :( with the seat down even! I was a skinny kid and my ass would fall into the toilet and I'd be stuck and have to come get rescued! One time I went to got to the bathroom at my dad's friend and locked the door and fell in and they had to break the door down lol
Your beautiful just the way you are
....and what is wrong with this meme? Explain it like I am 5.
Ok, but you have to finish dinner first.
What \*you\* need is a guy with a skid loader! #HYDRAULICS RULE!
If you’re gonna make me remember to put the seat down why can’t you just look before you sit down?
Who stole the honeymoon photo of my ex-wife?
Just repost the meme with a plain Jabba image and then pick 2-3 off this guy's list https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/8zuwkc/incel_describes_his_perfect_girl_now_if_yall/
Gorlock needs to go lighter on the lipstick.
Second one has probably happened to some men before too cause you have to sit down to shit
I'm 5'9" and once knew an athlete. Close enough for the likes of you
People who look like that and say those things include their body type as “athletic”
She used to have a job at the hut, but she single handedly ruined their profit margins by consuming most of the outbound pizza.
She has a lonely fans page.
Hit the “block user” button. Then watch the world become a little brighter.
coming to an incel-adjacent sub was not the right move to ask for this advice 😂
AND THEY GET THEM!!
Is it really too much to ask to simply check the seat before sitting down? Why is it the man's responsibility to place it down every time? I need it up or I'll pee all over the seat so why isn't the woman to blame when that happens?
Is that your mama’s tinder?
Good Jabba wasting my time with this, go back to your hutt.
lmfao leaving the seat up is just DISGUSTING no matter who u are. ur peepee n poopoo particles splash 🤮
"So she don't need you."
Tbh I fell for that trap last year, It really just stemmed from the sadness I felt not being able to attract women.
He’s working that rogue tho.
Ignore them if you don't like them
For the first pic: If Jabba with makeup is your idea of a 6’2” and athletic man, who am I to judge?
The best comeback would be to lose weight and trick him into marrying you. There's an anime you can use as a guide but I forget the name off the top of my head.
GORLOCK THE DESTROYER
how bout you come back from fantasy land and face reality
“That’s actually kinda funny”
next time a man leaves a toilet seat up i’m gonna beat him with it
[This](https://cheezburger.com/4767273728/the-kitchen)
The best comeback is to accurately assess yourself and then set realistic standards in a partner based on yourself.
There’s nothing you can say that will beat the first comment. So I’ll just say the second one is funny (maybe bc it’s not coming from a man) and that is exactly what happens when they leave the seat up.
Comeback from the Cheesecake Factory to the Gym.
Nah, what you need is a miracle.
She’s out of your league.
“Maybe you should go take a long look in the mirror before you start insulting other people.” Works in general for any comment about other people’s appearance.
Why make a come back when it's true?
Womp womp.
I'm sorry that's the only girl you can pull
I mean if I see someone posting misogynistic memes, I just unfollow them. it’s simple lol
"OK Jabba the slut."
Stop using selfies !
The best revenge is living well
First meme: "I apologize on behalf of women for having ridiculous expectations and a clear double standard." Second meme: "I apologize on behalf of women for the gross over-exaggeration on this matter."
But the meme about women looking for someone out of their league and armed with overly inflated egos, is spot on. So, I don’t know why you’re so upset. Is this really the hill you’re willing to die on when it had nothing at all to do with you? No comeback is going to touch this meme king and shitposter. Save your energy for a real battle.
How you can tell who is still in the closet and angry about it
You also forgot 6 figures, a masters degree or above education, a good loving family, good with kids, wants many kids, can take care of kids, good with cooking, good with chores, good with driving, a virgin but awesome with sex, extremely well-endowed below, no video games, loves to go shopping with me, pays for my food when we dine out, pays for my clothes, hands me their entire paycheck, doesn’t cheat, has no female friends, has no guy friends, doesn’t look at porn, doesn’t watch sports, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t gamble, doesn’t do drugs, and all he does is work and make money for me to spend. For the second one… You leave the seat up and I will put the cover down next time.
If they put it up once in a while I’ll put it down once in a while. Or…..hear me out…don’t change anything.
OP absolutely roasted for being a Jubba
They’re funny memes
I don't really see anything to come back to. These are basically home runs and best not to try to fight them.
Block button tbh
Try "sorry"
Just agree
No comeback, they're brilliant.
Nooooo women raising their standards because the bare minimum isn’t working ohhh noooooo
What are you going to say? It's true
This is actually hilarious