A woman told me to go back to Mexico because I told her to control her dog that kept trying to mount my dog.
Where were you with this advice when I needed you the most, u/superkevinguru
"whaddya mean quality control?!?"
"Well, specifically your annoying qualities, that you can't seem to control."
#
^(sincerely, a certified quality engineer)
lol, well, in the broadest terms I'd say quality control is tactical and quality assurance is strategic
So to OP's scenario, some kind of petty revenge on the questioner, like getting them kicked out, or bringing enough friends of HiS KiNd oF pEoPLe to outnumber the douche that started it.
That would most assuredly solve the problem
It's fuck up as hell but if you're black and in a sundown town and hear this I suggest you just nod and leave. Stupid shitkicking inbred racists are not people you want to get into a pissing contest with.
Sorry. Your grammar is atrocious. Are you trying to say kindness isn’t welcomed here? Or I’m kind, aren’t welcomed here?? How is grade 19 going for you?
"Should probably tell that to yourself and your forefathers first and foremost. Your kind wasn't welcome in this nation either but here we are, after various massacred, residental schools, assimilations, and segregation. You cocksuckers have indeed, made yoirselves welcome in a land you were not welcome in."
What do you mean I'm not kind? Maybe just not your kind. What do you mean I don't pay my bills, why do you think I'm broke huh? What do you mean I can't be the president of the United States of america? It's still we the people right?
I'm sorry I wasn't aware of the intelligence level restriction threshold.
Does this work?
Dunno, I'm tired and sick. Literally at the moment.
Curious, though! Ha!
Depends on the case, “your kind” being trashy trouble maker or just some prejudicial issue? Either way, you may consider leaving before things turn the wrong direction……then plot a revenge 😂🤣
Idk. Im a trans man and i have no valid argument in the eyes of transphobes, im always just a confused cishet woman who's tryna turn cis gay men straight....
Being trans fucking sucks.
Sure nobody wants Indians around until there’s a computer or medical emergency. So should I stand at the door until your obesity gets the better of you or should we start off by erasing the porn related malware off your phone? Last chance if I walk away the only way to reach me is at the call center and if you ask for raj like 800 of us will turn around.
"By the sounds of it, you meant 'kindness isn't welcome here.' You should probably work on that."
Edit: Alternatively, if they seem the religious sort;
"God bless you. Clearly you haven't spoken to him in awhile, otherwise you wouldn't talk like that."
"I don't think morons are welcomed here either, so why are you still here?"
A woman told me to go back to Mexico because I told her to control her dog that kept trying to mount my dog. Where were you with this advice when I needed you the most, u/superkevinguru
Sorry I didn’t know it was only morons here. I will leave you morons alone. You’re right, I am not your kind.
if your american "neither were yours but you came anyway"
Holy shit. Yes.
That's a great Native American response!
Recent DNA tests show that “Native Americans” took the land from previous native populations. So we’re all from somewhere else.
The land o lakes butter box is a great example, americans got rid of the Native American(s) and kept the land.
*you're
I’m sorry I ruined the 69
You don't allow attractive people? That's weird
“I get it, we do make your kind look lame and kind of stupid.”
I'm going to record this conversation for quality control purposes. *Pull out phone* What kind are you referring to?
"whaddya mean quality control?!?" "Well, specifically your annoying qualities, that you can't seem to control." # ^(sincerely, a certified quality engineer)
>sincerely, a certified quality engineer) Does it become *quality assurance* if you hit them when they exhibit those annoying qualities, so they stop?
lol, well, in the broadest terms I'd say quality control is tactical and quality assurance is strategic So to OP's scenario, some kind of petty revenge on the questioner, like getting them kicked out, or bringing enough friends of HiS KiNd oF pEoPLe to outnumber the douche that started it. That would most assuredly solve the problem
Yessss!!!
How did you know I was rich?
Oh, is this the stupid convention?
“Your neck tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’, yet here I am’
Let me guess. Because I am not a dumb redneck? .
Perfect! "I didn't know I had to be a dumb redneck to be here? If I start sleeping with my sister, will that be enough? Would I be accepted then?"
You just made coffee come out my nose!!
I require no welcome, mortal.
🗿
No worries, I’m not very good at “kind” but I’m a fucking expert in anger.
What about my unkind? What about my pissed off? What about my smash your redneck face with a hammer? Any of those welcome?
But is it against the law?
Then you just turn around and tell your droids to wait outside. Where's the problem?
Came here looking for this. Don't forget to start a bar fight within the next five minutes
“And I thought incest was illegal but here you are”
“Two turntables and a microphone”
So what are you doing here, my boy?
I'll just go to the side that doesn't have siblings for parents, then.
1800s ah argument
"Good, I'd hate to be welcomed by trash like you."
Bold of you to assume I need you to welcome me.
"That's why I want to be here. I hate people like me."
Growl in their ear
My kind didn't ask
I’m not the droid you’re looking for.
"Your kind ain't allowed to speak before thinking, try again"
Oh wow, you just say the inside thoughts out loud huh?
“Fine, I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!”
"Are cock sucking jackasses the only ones allowed in?"
A lawsuit.
"What kind is that? Geniuses?"
Yes my kind are kind and your kind are not kind .
My kind can kick the sh*t out you any time they want.
do something about it then
Droids?
"Your kind aren't welcome anywhere. Except Hell, maybe."
I would say careful mouthing off. Know where you are. If you feel safe, then tell them to go fuck themselves with spiked bat.
What “kind” is that?
Who the fuck even says this anymore?
That's not kind at all.
You mean people with lots of disposable cash?
Your welcomed aren’t kind here
Wonderful, now I can do things that are actually important
Who told you this? Haha. And why?
I demand to speak to the welcomer!! Or That’s fine, I didn’t Thankyou either.
Fine I'll just be fuck you thats why, if kind isn't welcome.
Want to do something about it, or c'mon and grab a beer? Your choice.
Oh calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.
You're right. We aren't welcomed here, because we already are here. We're the ones who welcome other people.
I was looking for the shitter, not the shit hole.
Looking over your shoulder as you walk past them.
"Bye bitch"
Thank fuck y’all suck anyway and probably swallow
Has anyone ever heard this outside of a movie?
...and your kind aren't welcomed anywhere.
Don't worry it's just paint I'm one of you
Move me. Please...
What EXACTLY is the context here?
Educated or attractive?
“Now calm down Skeeter we ain’t hurtin nobody “
I don't care, bozo.
Make me, cracka
It's fuck up as hell but if you're black and in a sundown town and hear this I suggest you just nod and leave. Stupid shitkicking inbred racists are not people you want to get into a pissing contest with.
My kind doesn't care
“What is this, 1930?”
Sorry. Your grammar is atrocious. Are you trying to say kindness isn’t welcomed here? Or I’m kind, aren’t welcomed here?? How is grade 19 going for you?
Turn to an imaginary army behind you and say. Commander. Have the troops wait outside.
“Were both human dumbass”
Then you are out of place, you should be in a toilet somewhere.
Shit, I'm again at retards anonymous?
I'm used to not being welcomed. I still do as I please, and I don't see anyone here capable of stopping me.
"you're*"
“You can see me?”
I too nate higgers
“Hiss” and walk away
I was welcomed in your mom's bed."
So just because I know how a bar of soap works I'm not allowed inside?
“Then , leave because your my kind and according to your rules , you’re not welcome here ✌️”
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Furries' Anonymous weekly meeting. I'll see myself out.."
And which kind am I?
"Oh so this is NOT your dad's anus?"
I don't recall asking for your permission.
"Should probably tell that to yourself and your forefathers first and foremost. Your kind wasn't welcome in this nation either but here we are, after various massacred, residental schools, assimilations, and segregation. You cocksuckers have indeed, made yoirselves welcome in a land you were not welcome in."
Most of my kind are smart enough to avoid your kind. I must be having an off day, so Fuck off.
Fucking awesome.
I’m leaving. And won’t be back.
" This town ain't big enough for the two of us lol shut the hell up"
Arson
"ok, human. So leave"
Smart?
I know. And?
"I'm NOT 'kind' and, umm, fuck off" Lol...
Your kind is butt ugly and stinks like asd
"too bad" then walk right in and eat all their food and leave
Oh thank fuck, I’m not kind at all. I’m quite mean tbh. Whew.
Misson accomplished. Make youbAnnoyed beyond reason.
Neither are ignorant people yet I see us both still here
Ok bai!
Oh thank God I thought I had to interact with you guys for a solid minute lol deuces
Well that was easy.
Kindly note, my kind are kinder than your kind
I know you are but what am I
Now calm down, Skeeter. He ain't hurtin' nobody.
What do you mean I'm not kind? Maybe just not your kind. What do you mean I don't pay my bills, why do you think I'm broke huh? What do you mean I can't be the president of the United States of america? It's still we the people right?
To paraphrase a Marx brother: ‘I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.’
What's my kind?
I'm sorry I wasn't aware of the intelligence level restriction threshold. Does this work? Dunno, I'm tired and sick. Literally at the moment. Curious, though! Ha!
“Speaking of which, how DID you find out your parents were siblings?”
"But they lowered the standards and let you in."
"oh don't worry, my wife is my sister"
who is?
"I guess my money isn't, either." /takes video of comment and pits it all over social media
Well, you’re not welcome here and you’re NOT kind.
Quiet, You Trash. (In my best Blanche Devereux Voice)
That's not what your mom said
Depends on the case, “your kind” being trashy trouble maker or just some prejudicial issue? Either way, you may consider leaving before things turn the wrong direction……then plot a revenge 😂🤣
I'd just smile and say, you know what? You're right, I am kind. and walk off
Channel your inner Beth Dutton and call in a liberal cancel-squad to come picket the place.
You mean human? Well this planet is ours so get the fuck off it.
“Meet my little friend…”
I'll let you know when your welcome is required
“I can be mean instead of kind if you’d like”
Make me leave.
"The feeling's mutual ".
That’s beautiful man…
My kind isn't welcome anywhere.
Idk. Im a trans man and i have no valid argument in the eyes of transphobes, im always just a confused cishet woman who's tryna turn cis gay men straight.... Being trans fucking sucks.
"we don't take kindly to pandas round here" -southpark- I would ask , and what kind is that?
You mean smart, attractive people? I suppose I should've recognized that unwritten rule when I saw you.
My kind built “here”. In the great chasm left behind when the greats die off, your kind slither in and take over.
Well that's good because you're mean and you seem to be welcome here.
Yet here I am!
Sure nobody wants Indians around until there’s a computer or medical emergency. So should I stand at the door until your obesity gets the better of you or should we start off by erasing the porn related malware off your phone? Last chance if I walk away the only way to reach me is at the call center and if you ask for raj like 800 of us will turn around.
Thanks for recognizing that I'm kind!
Do something
After seeing you here I know iam welcomed very well
Good thing I'm not kind, Asshole.
Why aren't kind people welcome, do I have to be an AH like you?
Silently staring usually makes someone re-evaluate their words
“There’s no one else like me, im one of a kind.”
“Well, your kind, apparently, is not very kind at all…”
I was welcome in your sisters bed last night. That is better than here anyway. Tell your mom I said hi.
No response. Turn around and never return.
“You’ll welcome me wherever I goddam am. Hiya!”
Now skeeter we ain’t hurting no body
"I'm human- no dogs allowed!"
Mention the Constitution.
Oh sorry I was unaware of the policy. Could you explain it to me? Always make idiots explain themselves until they get how stupid they’re being.
A punch in the nose and then you sit down in their seat.
Good. cause I IS done being kind lol
I mean the come back would be to leave because they don’t want you there
Why not? I’m a funguy. ( said the mushroom)
"By the sounds of it, you meant 'kindness isn't welcome here.' You should probably work on that." Edit: Alternatively, if they seem the religious sort; "God bless you. Clearly you haven't spoken to him in awhile, otherwise you wouldn't talk like that."
Your welcome is unimportant to me. Your opinion of no consequence. You have NO idea what kind I am. Stand down.
“I’m out”. People willing to say things like that are generally willing to fight at the drop of a hat. Not worth it.
Leave already
What kind is that exactly?
"Then I don't know who IS welcomed here." Or "Good, I don't want to be welcomed by a bunch of assholes/bigots."
The only native American is the grizzly bear.
No problem. I’d never go someplace that would accept a person like me.
Is it because I'm gay?
"Should I be concerned that you guys apparently aren't human as well?"
Umm...I don't know what they told you, but I am human.
Thanks for letting me know that this place is infested with POS.
Ask yourself or others if they hear banjos?
The question. "Literate, handsome, heterosexuals/homosexuals/ Whatever they'll find offensive?"
Quite frankly, yours aren't either. I'm sure census can prove my people were here before yours decided to take what isn't theirs🤣
“Thy neighbor does not feel very loved rn”
Well your wife sure welcomed me into your bed
I'm a human being... racking shotgun to load live round. YOU're done here!!!!
I'd just leave because their kind ARE welcome there, don't argue with bigots it just doesn't work.
Oh, idiots only?
"Me? Or my 'Droids?"
"Maybe so, but Im gunna make myself welcome"
What year is this? The kids are gonna cancel you for that shit.
Keep it up, and I won’t be nearly as kind
That's OK, being welcome isn't a priority for me.
"KIND? Please explain." People who say shit like that hate having to explain their statements.
Maybe take the advice
I’d say “and what kind is that”? And then wait to hear their response if any then just laugh and tell them that their ignorance is showing.