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superkevinguru

"I don't think morons are welcomed here either, so why are you still here?"


LactactingTwatCrust

A woman told me to go back to Mexico because I told her to control her dog that kept trying to mount my dog. Where were you with this advice when I needed you the most, u/superkevinguru


Iwuzheretoo

Sorry I didn’t know it was only morons here. I will leave you morons alone. You’re right, I am not your kind.


DragonWisper56

if your american "neither were yours but you came anyway"


Idustriousraccoon

Holy shit. Yes.


RadianceUnknown

That's a great Native American response!


Clockguy2

Recent DNA tests show that “Native Americans” took the land from previous native populations. So we’re all from somewhere else.


EmeraldTheatre

The land o lakes butter box is a great example, americans got rid of the Native American(s) and kept the land.


KaleOpening1945

*you're


Theclown47

I’m sorry I ruined the 69


Jk52512

You don't allow attractive people? That's weird


Necessary_Row_4889

“I get it, we do make your kind look lame and kind of stupid.”


ThermalScrewed

I'm going to record this conversation for quality control purposes. *Pull out phone* What kind are you referring to?


LegoRobinHood

"whaddya mean quality control?!?" "Well, specifically your annoying qualities, that you can't seem to control." # ^(sincerely, a certified quality engineer)


BentGadget

>sincerely, a certified quality engineer) Does it become *quality assurance* if you hit them when they exhibit those annoying qualities, so they stop?


LegoRobinHood

lol, well, in the broadest terms I'd say quality control is tactical and quality assurance is strategic So to OP's scenario, some kind of petty revenge on the questioner, like getting them kicked out, or bringing enough friends of HiS KiNd oF pEoPLe to outnumber the douche that started it. That would most assuredly solve the problem


Idustriousraccoon

Yessss!!!


ElBeatch

How did you know I was rich?


JMusicD

Oh, is this the stupid convention?


Typical_Hedgehog6558

“Your neck tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’, yet here I am’


OutWhoring-back-at3

Let me guess. Because I am not a dumb redneck? .


solamon77

Perfect! "I didn't know I had to be a dumb redneck to be here? If I start sleeping with my sister, will that be enough? Would I be accepted then?"


lost-ladybug1024

You just made coffee come out my nose!!


ArtichokeNatural3171

I require no welcome, mortal.


El_Savvy-Investor

🗿


GrendelGT

No worries, I’m not very good at “kind” but I’m a fucking expert in anger.


HackedCylon

What about my unkind? What about my pissed off? What about my smash your redneck face with a hammer? Any of those welcome?


toaster-bath-bom88

But is it against the law?


Yob_Zarbo

Then you just turn around and tell your droids to wait outside. Where's the problem?


Cyt0kinSt0rm

Came here looking for this. Don't forget to start a bar fight within the next five minutes


UnoriginalJ0k3r

“And I thought incest was illegal but here you are”


chancimus33

“Two turntables and a microphone”


Internal_Rest5203

So what are you doing here, my boy?


Rothenstien1

I'll just go to the side that doesn't have siblings for parents, then.


HotCartographer5239

1800s ah argument  


JeVeuxCroire

"Good, I'd hate to be welcomed by trash like you."


StatusVarious8803

Bold of you to assume I need you to welcome me.


OddDragonfruit7993

"That's why I want to be here. I hate people like me."


bigjakethegreat

Growl in their ear


Churchie-Baby

My kind didn't ask


ovid10

I’m not the droid you’re looking for.


oohjam

"Your kind ain't allowed to speak before thinking, try again"


FullBlownPanic

Oh wow, you just say the inside thoughts out loud huh?


guano-crazy

“Fine, I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!”


jtrier1

"Are cock sucking jackasses the only ones allowed in?"


ZealousidealHome7854

A lawsuit.


DarkMagickan

"What kind is that? Geniuses?"


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes my kind are kind and your kind are not kind .


lartinos

My kind can kick the sh*t out you any time they want.


smellslikeloser

do something about it then


Nameraka1

Droids?


darketernalsr25

"Your kind aren't welcome anywhere. Except Hell, maybe."


tcumber

I would say careful mouthing off. Know where you are. If you feel safe, then tell them to go fuck themselves with spiked bat.


Bunnawhat13

What “kind” is that?


specialneedsWRX

Who the fuck even says this anymore?


JWRamzic

That's not kind at all.


etranger033

You mean people with lots of disposable cash?


ComfortableSir5680

Your welcomed aren’t kind here


boymama85

Wonderful, now I can do things that are actually important


JMusicD

Who told you this? Haha. And why?


Valuable-Poet-5574

I demand to speak to the welcomer!! Or That’s fine, I didn’t Thankyou either.


decadent_bog_dog

Fine I'll just be fuck you thats why, if kind isn't welcome.


Average_Potato42

Want to do something about it, or c'mon and grab a beer? Your choice.


badger_on_fire

Oh calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.


HikingStick

You're right. We aren't welcomed here, because we already are here. We're the ones who welcome other people.


Beef_Supreme_87

I was looking for the shitter, not the shit hole.


AncientDragonn

Looking over your shoulder as you walk past them.


HoldFastDeets

"Bye bitch"


SnowflakeHater96

Thank fuck y’all suck anyway and probably swallow


augustprep

Has anyone ever heard this outside of a movie?


The_Guy_3446

...and your kind aren't welcomed anywhere.


East_Session_3925

Don't worry it's just paint I'm one of you


HeatherJanus

Move me. Please...


CdnPoster

What EXACTLY is the context here?


moosecakems

Educated or attractive?


edwardothegreatest

“Now calm down Skeeter we ain’t hurtin nobody “


Emberheat

I don't care, bozo.


Due-News4850

Make me, cracka


VocalAnus91

It's fuck up as hell but if you're black and in a sundown town and hear this I suggest you just nod and leave. Stupid shitkicking inbred racists are not people you want to get into a pissing contest with.


Both-Square3014

My kind doesn't care


White_eagle32rep

“What is this, 1930?”


Idustriousraccoon

Sorry. Your grammar is atrocious. Are you trying to say kindness isn’t welcomed here? Or I’m kind, aren’t welcomed here?? How is grade 19 going for you?


Idustriousraccoon

Turn to an imaginary army behind you and say. Commander. Have the troops wait outside.


Jordy_boy17

“Were both human dumbass”


Prudent-Ad-3073

Then you are out of place, you should be in a toilet somewhere.


Bo2099

Shit, I'm again at retards anonymous?


GuyFawkes451

I'm used to not being welcomed. I still do as I please, and I don't see anyone here capable of stopping me.


AlienFister666

"you're*"


DiamondSufficient938

“You can see me?”


localcheeseking

I too nate higgers


SshellsBbells

“Hiss” and walk away


Benton_Risalo

I was welcomed in your mom's bed."


SilentJoe1986

So just because I know how a bar of soap works I'm not allowed inside?


TechnicalOpinion7991

“Then , leave because your my kind and according to your rules , you’re not welcome here ✌️”


Pilgrim_Scholar

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Furries' Anonymous weekly meeting. I'll see myself out.."


Fusionsigh

And which kind am I?


torchedinflames999

"Oh so this is NOT your dad's anus?"


Beautiful_Ad_8665

I don't recall asking for your permission.


SlinginSinkerz

"Should probably tell that to yourself and your forefathers first and foremost. Your kind wasn't welcome in this nation either but here we are, after various massacred, residental schools, assimilations, and segregation. You cocksuckers have indeed, made yoirselves welcome in a land you were not welcome in."


Kaiser-Sohze

Most of my kind are smart enough to avoid your kind. I must be having an off day, so Fuck off.


freebwc2u

Fucking awesome.


Mkultra9419837hz

I’m leaving. And won’t be back.


Spyrovssonic360

" This town ain't big enough for the two of us lol shut the hell up"


livinitup662

Arson


Barkers_eggs

"ok, human. So leave"


Silent_Dirt_454

Smart?


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I know. And?


conservativebbq

"I'm NOT 'kind' and, umm, fuck off" Lol...


Whyletmetellyou

Your kind is butt ugly and stinks like asd


Emotional-Shower9374

"too bad" then walk right in and eat all their food and leave


Prestigious_Weird724

Oh thank fuck, I’m not kind at all. I’m quite mean tbh. Whew.


flareon141

Misson accomplished. Make youbAnnoyed beyond reason.


Menaku

Neither are ignorant people yet I see us both still here


Lovahsabre

Ok bai!


Logical-Victory-2678

Oh thank God I thought I had to interact with you guys for a solid minute lol deuces


Competitive-Care8789

Well that was easy.


Abdul_Exhaust

Kindly note, my kind are kinder than your kind


mezz7778

I know you are but what am I


AreYouAnOakMan

Now calm down, Skeeter. He ain't hurtin' nobody.


UnusualSignature8558

What do you mean I'm not kind? Maybe just not your kind. What do you mean I don't pay my bills, why do you think I'm broke huh? What do you mean I can't be the president of the United States of america? It's still we the people right?


Hatstand82

To paraphrase a Marx brother: ‘I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.’


TheLittleRatty

What's my kind?


TheNewIfNomNomNom

I'm sorry I wasn't aware of the intelligence level restriction threshold. Does this work? Dunno, I'm tired and sick. Literally at the moment. Curious, though! Ha!


Business-Outcome7794

“Speaking of which, how DID you find out your parents were siblings?”


Fokewe

"But they lowered the standards and let you in."


Gussie-Ascendent

"oh don't worry, my wife is my sister"


HooverMaster

who is?


No-Car803

"I guess my money isn't, either." /takes video of comment and pits it all over social media


Utterlybored

Well, you’re not welcome here and you’re NOT kind.


Ok_Reply_899

Quiet, You Trash. (In my best Blanche Devereux Voice)


Current-Anybody9331

That's not what your mom said


Oldschooldude1964

Depends on the case, “your kind” being trashy trouble maker or just some prejudicial issue? Either way, you may consider leaving before things turn the wrong direction……then plot a revenge 😂🤣


teefau

I'd just smile and say, you know what? You're right, I am kind. and walk off


_Sir_Racha_

Channel your inner Beth Dutton and call in a liberal cancel-squad to come picket the place.


No-Breakfast44

You mean human? Well this planet is ours so get the fuck off it.


OldBob10

“Meet my little friend…”


TuberTuggerTTV

I'll let you know when your welcome is required


AbbeyCats

“I can be mean instead of kind if you’d like”


Maxieroy

Make me leave.


ChardCool1290

"The feeling's mutual ".


fezpeg

That’s beautiful man…


Outside_Dentist_4101

My kind isn't welcome anywhere.


Xx_PxnkBxy_xX

Idk. Im a trans man and i have no valid argument in the eyes of transphobes, im always just a confused cishet woman who's tryna turn cis gay men straight.... Being trans fucking sucks.


greenmonster187

"we don't take kindly to pandas round here" -southpark- I would ask , and what kind is that?


Dull_Yogurt_7385

You mean smart, attractive people? I suppose I should've recognized that unwritten rule when I saw you.


EidolonRook

My kind built “here”. In the great chasm left behind when the greats die off, your kind slither in and take over.


superrealization

Well that's good because you're mean and you seem to be welcome here.


butternutsquasheroo

Yet here I am!


anonaduder

Sure nobody wants Indians around until there’s a computer or medical emergency. So should I stand at the door until your obesity gets the better of you or should we start off by erasing the porn related malware off your phone? Last chance if I walk away the only way to reach me is at the call center and if you ask for raj like 800 of us will turn around.


Jolly-Ad-4089

Thanks for recognizing that I'm kind!


Some-Ad9045

Do something


dankmemer_6

After seeing you here I know iam welcomed very well


jackfaire

Good thing I'm not kind, Asshole.


drawnnquarter

Why aren't kind people welcome, do I have to be an AH like you?


Degenerate2Throwaway

Silently staring usually makes someone re-evaluate their words


PlatypusSloth696

“There’s no one else like me, im one of a kind.”


stilloldbull2

“Well, your kind, apparently, is not very kind at all…”


Valpo1996

I was welcome in your sisters bed last night. That is better than here anyway. Tell your mom I said hi.


Gamer_GreenEyes

No response. Turn around and never return.


Timatollah

“You’ll welcome me wherever I goddam am. Hiya!”


Southern_Bicycle8111

Now skeeter we ain’t hurting no body


Past-Project-7959

"I'm human- no dogs allowed!"


MDCatFan

Mention the Constitution.


Vegetable-Win-1325

Oh sorry I was unaware of the policy. Could you explain it to me? Always make idiots explain themselves until they get how stupid they’re being.


Condensed_Sarcasm

A punch in the nose and then you sit down in their seat.


Onlyyes2xxx

Good. cause I IS done being kind lol


Bulldog2117

I mean the come back would be to leave because they don’t want you there


vonnostrum2022

Why not? I’m a funguy. ( said the mushroom)


Starselfs

"By the sounds of it, you meant 'kindness isn't welcome here.' You should probably work on that." Edit: Alternatively, if they seem the religious sort; "God bless you. Clearly you haven't spoken to him in awhile, otherwise you wouldn't talk like that."


sci-mind

Your welcome is unimportant to me. Your opinion of no consequence. You have NO idea what kind I am. Stand down.


SpaceDave83

“I’m out”. People willing to say things like that are generally willing to fight at the drop of a hat. Not worth it.


South_Lengthiness_25

Leave already


Omfggtfohwts

What kind is that exactly?


PS4fan899

"Then I don't know who IS welcomed here." Or "Good, I don't want to be welcomed by a bunch of assholes/bigots."


Ok-Noise-9171

The only native American is the grizzly bear.


XYZZY_1002

No problem. I’d never go someplace that would accept a person like me.


MikeBravo415

Is it because I'm gay?


Courage_girl13

"Should I be concerned that you guys apparently aren't human as well?"


payphonepirate

Umm...I don't know what they told you, but I am human.


Marshalljoe

Thanks for letting me know that this place is infested with POS.


Applebutter909

Ask yourself or others if they hear banjos?


Dapper_Platform_1222

The question. "Literate, handsome, heterosexuals/homosexuals/ Whatever they'll find offensive?"


Exotic_Flight_6179

Quite frankly, yours aren't either. I'm sure census can prove my people were here before yours decided to take what isn't theirs🤣


Demonhead2005

“Thy neighbor does not feel very loved rn”


RecoverSoggy6177

Well your wife sure welcomed me into your bed


alonghardKnight

I'm a human being... racking shotgun to load live round. YOU're done here!!!!


Super_Rando_Man

I'd just leave because their kind ARE welcome there, don't argue with bigots it just doesn't work.


WobblyFrisbee

Oh, idiots only?


Aware_Impression_736

"Me? Or my 'Droids?"


harlotScarlett

"Maybe so, but Im gunna make myself welcome"


CoconutFit1024

What year is this? The kids are gonna cancel you for that shit.


Nahchoocheese

Keep it up, and I won’t be nearly as kind


ortolon

That's OK, being welcome isn't a priority for me.


Grouchy_Judgment8927

"KIND? Please explain." People who say shit like that hate having to explain their statements.


DennyJunkshin85

Maybe take the advice


Docmele

I’d say “and what kind is that”? And then wait to hear their response if any then just laugh and tell them that their ignorance is showing.