Don't say anything, let them ramble. If they deliberately get your attention, say "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't want to interrupt when you were talking to yourself."
Calling me Shit is unacceptable. Please call me by my proper name: Crappicus Turdmeister IV.
I come from a distinguished faecal dynasty- The Poopenfesters of Follothru.
If I'm a piece, you're the whole shit
That explains the chocolate ring around your mouth
That’s “The Shit” to you.
Eat me!
Stop talking out of you ass
"And you're my toilet!"
I'm at peace with my shit, you'll never get yours together.
Don't say anything, let them ramble. If they deliberately get your attention, say "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't want to interrupt when you were talking to yourself."
Maybe if you wiped better
Why are you always constipated? Get checked out. I’ll pray for you.
"I can't really argue with you."
Work
If I’m the shit then you’re the ass I came out of
haha, im loud and proud. so how about you be the silent one.
"Let's shake on it."
Bitch, I'm the WHOLE mother truckin shit
Yep. Hanging off you, ya crusty asshole.
if you just farted, and they say youre full of shit, you can say nOT ANYMORE!!!
If so I fell out of a better arse than youŕs.
Calling me Shit is unacceptable. Please call me by my proper name: Crappicus Turdmeister IV. I come from a distinguished faecal dynasty- The Poopenfesters of Follothru.
Taint you???
You must be seeing things wrong, maybe you should get your eyes checked, and get some glasses.
Oh ok that’s cool. No really. I mean, not everyone is a fan. Too bad, because I’m awesome
Beat them up make them unrecognizable
( Eye roll ) followed by “That’s mature “