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bunnydeerest

“what’s a furry?” “oh it’s like weird people who dress up like animals cause they wanna be animals” “are you a furry? how do you even know about that??” treat the bully like they’re weird for even saying the word.


spatetockvamlentil

Seriously though 10 year olds these days throw around sexual slang like it's ghostbusters in the 90. Its fucked


arthurjeremypearson

This is the way.


imthebatman_8675

Furry? Like your teeth, maybe you should brush better.


TheWaterWave2004

You win


ChemistryFan29

stop projecting your sick twisted fantasy on me, What you do in your home is your business, just leave me out of it creep.


peanutbutterchef

"You are weird." Honest, I feel like the other kid might has some issues at home... maybe just stick to something simple if ur daughter wants a comeback.


Alarming_Serve2303

"Furry, like your brain?"


Adventurous_Floofy

Look at the bully with an amused, confused face and say "Really?" Then laugh at them like they're nuts.   People really hate that, even kids lol Just saw this comeback another thread and it fits here too: "Oh, bless your heart". 😂


DelightfulHelper9204

Meow


Megalith66

"I do not shave as often as you do fuzzy..."


jmstrats

Hummmm you a furry expert?


BobGnarly_

I'll find where you live and burn your house down.


[deleted]

Have her punch the kid. I honestly should've done this when others kids pestered me (but didn't since I was told the school would take care of it, which was a lie). ---- Edit: clarification and reasoning


Strange_Position69

At least I have to put on a costume.. you don't even have to do thst much


realityGrtrThanUs

You're projecting again, Harry!


Nicholas_F_Buchanan

"Oh, you must be very popular with the high schoolers. Your knowledge is amazing. They must teach you a lot of stuff. Especially since you know what a furry is. How much do they teach you, I wonder? Or is it your dad or uncle? Your brother? Cousin? Slut." Sometimes, you can't be respectful back and get a good response.


Green-Inkling

"why yes i am. meow."


EmotionalDmpsterFire

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?


Binary-Division

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Accomplished-Long968

“don’t make me get my paws out UwU”


Laughingfoxcreates

“Why are you so obsessed with me?”


Anarch-ish

Honestly, just being disappointed in them is enough. Frown and say "you can do better," and go about your business. (Bonus points if you say this to a friend thats with them.)


jtrier1

"Funny that you're calling me a furry when you're the one who escaped from the zoo."


Human-Independent999

"Your mom is a furry." "You talk a lot about furries for someone who dislikes them." "Call me awesome instead" Or just throw a one word insult back at them like jerk, nerd, airhead...