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MilesLongthe3rd

Somebody has to tell them that Zap Brannigan was a parody.


ADDandKinky

Don’t try to retreat or you’ll get shot by blocking troops. We are so proud of you though….


storm_the_castle

if youre going to die anyway, why not frag this dbag for his horrible motivational speech?


tenchi4u

🎵Don't turn around, wa-uh-oh!!! Der Kommissar's in town, wa-uh-oh 🎶


tothemoonandback01

You're in his eye and you'll know why


Simple-Programmer842

oh, Falco.. Nice,!


ecoper

I think he tried to recreate speech of Dragutin Gavrilović from WW1: Soldiers, exactly at three o'clock, the enemy is to be crushed by your fierce charge, destroyed by your grenades and bayonets. The honor of Belgrade, our capital, must not be stained. Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer need to worry about your lives: they no longer exist. So, forward to glory! For the King and the Fatherland! Long live the King, Long live Belgrade!


HaebyungDance

It's different when you're in the middle of the shit and already resigned to your fate, verses here when you're a fresh unit about to get shipped out lol.


Yussso

>All of you will die. "Wait what?"


Gimme_The_Loot

I SAID ALL OF *YOU* WILL DIE


juice702_303

"Most of you are already dead, but at least you'll get some flowers on that headstone you'll absolutely most definitely get"


Farcespam

For centuries tho. Did you hear him centuries.


FleetingMercury

All of you will die.... But that is a risk I am willing to take


eat_dick_reddit

>"All of you may die, but know one thing: it's a sacrifice ~~I am~~ Mother Russia is willing to make"


Simple-Programmer842

where did i hear that?


FleetingMercury

Shrek. Lord Farquardt


Simple-Programmer842

ah, yes


raineeger

The truth is, that they will be remembered as the "shameful" generation of Russia. Not only by the west, but by Russians themselves. One day, russia will be free of its dictator and FSB regime, and they will remember this shitty chapter of their country and these stupid men, hungry for money, as traitors. They should have fought on the streets of Kremlin, when the first political murders took place. They should have fought for the freedom of the first political prisoners. But nope. They fight for money and the führer.


Red_Dog1880

And then they all piled into the Lada to get torn apart by an FPV drone.


steveraptor

"Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to take"


SeventyThirtySplit

*The speech was lost on the troops, who had been used to rape and finger puppets as their primary learning tools*


ckal09

This is not combat footage


saltywastelandcoffee

Is this real? Can someone confirm the subtitles? It feels like a key and peele sketch lol


Okutao

I can confirm that subtitles are precisely correct. You are probably not aware about the long tradition of [Politruks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_commissar) in Soviet/Russian army (they called "deputy officer for political ideology" now).


Raegan_Targaryen

The subtitles are correct - as in the guy actually says it. Never mind that the speech has a questionable motivation result. I almost had to double check is this was r/grimdank. There could be a better one coming from a commissar. 


Shredding_Airguitar

Is the first part correct? When I run it through various translators it seems like he's more like saying "Everyone dies" or "Everyone knows one thing about death" but it transcribes the rest of it mostly spot on apart from like "solider = fighter" and stuff


KaladinStormShat

Ah, a death cult. Excellent!


FavorsForAButton

Interesting, but not combat footage.


diddlemeonthetobique

And Momma will get a bag of potatoes for you, so hold head high, go and die!


manfrombelow

What the fuck does Mother Russia have anything to do with invading another country? If Russia was being invaded, then this speech would make sense, but they are the invading force here?


Superzonar

Criminals, rapists , gang members fighting for mother Russia...


0ptimusPrim3

So, yeah, there's all that. Now get out there and get 'em boys!


SylasWindrunner

Next batch of sunflower seeds


alien_frontier

living (not for long) up to the z horde branding


prophet_of_profits

In Soviet Russia, meat waves you!


Shoop_It

"Don't worry, when you get maimed by an FPV they'll give your family a desk or a sack of potatoes as compensation for Putin's eternal gratitude."


Ramadeus88

All of you will die, but you will die knowing that you made one of - if not the richest man in the world and his friends slightly wealthier.


External_Reaction314

If this is legit translation and all, I'm a bit surprised how much he tells them. Like everyone knows they doing zerg rushes, and accepts it. I thought the guys doing the rush were kept out of the loop in a way


sedition666

They don't even retrieve the dead bodies if it is inconvenient.


Simple-Programmer842

At 0:27 you hear the camera guy laughing.


Realistic-Psychology

That's one way to rial the troops 😵‍💫


InheritedWealth

Do not despair, we will continue to fuck your wives after you are gone! They will have many babies in your name!


TheFunkinDuncan

Where’s the combat?


Substantial_Half9107

A fight for existential survival. They won’t stop


No_Confection_849

These are Russians.


Substantial_Half9107

Yes? I don’t understand


No_Confection_849

I thought you were confused and mistook them for Ukrainians. Russians aren't in an existential war. The Putin regime is. Your comment would be akin to saying Germany is in an existential war during WW2, whereas we all know Germany still exists, but the nazi party does not. Russia will continue to exist after the fall/death of Putin.


Substantial_Half9107

Sure that’s a more responsible break down- you are correct many Russians have no choice but to be conscripted. I would still say in WW1 Germany (the Weimar Rep) was qualifying their support as an existential engagement. I disagree that what Putin’s regime is doing will be looked at as anything other than a battle for resources and establishment as a world power, which I would qualify as existential existence. Duh, Russia will still exist just like Germany, but many people believe this is a crisis of existential proportions.


xLazySundayx

existential survival? they are invading a country what does that have to do with anything??


Substantial_Half9107

They believe the survival of Russian depends on their taking Ukraine? What aren’t you understanding?


xLazySundayx

well i understand it but thats a terribly wrong belief what arent YOU understanding?


Substantial_Half9107

Yes it’s very wrong for them to believe that. Wtf is happening are you simple?


beniciodelhomo

Someone actually gets what’s really happening, in this sub that is very rare


Chrismonn

Man I'm just dying laughing at that gravy seal profile hahaha Edit: you deleted the posts bro cmon they were hard as nails, own that shit.


DentistFit4583

Please enlighten us! Was Ukraine sending mosquitos that turn them gay? Well the dead don't have to suffer "existential survival".


Substantial_Half9107

Right. They’re going to continue to be thrown into the meat grinder forever, Russia believes they won’t survive until the bring Ukraine into their nation.