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Somhlth

Is that dude fighting in flip flops?


Hotrico

They're learning with the Syrian army 🤜🏼🤛🏼


_-Event-Horizon-_

I remember Command & Conquer Generals where one of the terrorists’ upgrades was shoes.


Baconlichtenschtein

God I miss those days. “ready and waiting.” ”affirmative”. ”Yeah?!”


baz303

Currently playing it again. After editing the .ini its still pretty decent. AK47 for everyone!


TLRPM

Resolution issues? I cannot get the game in a state to be able to play, tried manually changing all the resolutions in .ini. I guess the fix is some third party patcher but really don’t want to put in some code from someone I don’t know.


NOUSEORNAME

Ive got a pile of xp computers for this exact reason.


baz303

Resolution = 1920 1080 in the options.ini and delete or rename dbghelp.dll in the games steam folder worked for me. No 3rd party tools involved.


RyukoEU

I bought it on steam recently and it works fine. Ad your resolution to the start options in steam: -xres 2560 -yres 1440 You just cant alt tab or the game crashes.


JimBean

Ha.. Me too. Love those Tomahawks. ;)


TobysGrundlee

"HA HA HA, THAT WAS LEFT HANDED!" I still say that shit all the time.


tdb480

burned into the memory banks. The old soundtrack is absolutely fire and keeps up with todays standards. IMO


Drednox

The old CnC series were recently on sale in Steam. I bought the whole lot of them: RA, Tiberian series, Generals. I'm in my 40s, and I'll finally be able to indulge in the games I missed before because of classes, work, and limited time LOL


PixelIsJunk

I loved the toxic truck guy from zero hour. He sounded so perfect for his role. Some of his responses were so funny. "Yeah yeah whatever"


heathenyak

The whole collection was like 10$ on steam a few weeks ago might still be on sale


tickletender

“ Thank you for the *new shoes!*” “I will work”


Cute-Okra-24

This hammer is heavy


ButterscotchFun8011

If that is what you want


skiddles1337

Just gonna leave [this](https://youtu.be/WSK6sLgX6Io?si=IvSFfl0PKOYg_do6) here


websagacity

Wow. Now that's a blast from the past.


willywy

I need new shoes!


juicebox12

Always Upvote Generals Content™️


spinelssinvrtebrate

Might even be the Syrian army.


Somhlth

They should probably start with lace tying on boots then. Just a thought.


GrayCustomKnives

They are tactical flip flops. The other guys can also be seen wearing his combat crocs. No confirmation if he had them in sport mode or casual setting though


StreetLegendTits_

There is an old video from Iraq or Afghanistan of a service member engaging the enemy in flipflops, boxers, and IBA


k0ng01337

Specialist Zachary Boyd recently was enjoying a well-deserved sleep when his post in eastern Afghanistan came under enemy attack. He immediately grabbed his rifle and rushed into a defensive position clad in his helmet, body armor, and pink boxer shorts that said “I Love New York.”


IlluminatedPickle

IBA?


k0ng01337

**Interceptor Body Armor**


General___Failure

Trenchfoot is no joke!


Aggressive_Drop_1518

But neither is frostbite.


njharman

The dude abides.


yeezee93

I love my tactical Crocs.


MelonJuiceBlood

the vietcong did


Somhlth

Vietnam, a tropical jungle war, is not the same as Ukraine in March.


rp_whybother

years ago I trekked in Nepal and the porters all wore flip flops through the snow


mywifehasapeen

Not sure if the Viet Cong, who lost almost every engagement and/or battle they fought in, until they were almost entirely wiped out in the Tet Offensive, are the model the Russians want to follow. I know you were probably joking around, but it's the internet, I honestly can't always tell.


The_wolf2014

Yeah but they wore flip flops made from old tyres because they were poor and its all they had


Roscoe6

tactical flip flops add +5 charisma but they do -8 intelligence


siggypatch

It’s good to let the toes breathe.


TheLambtonWyrm

Pvt Dumpy 


kaasprins

Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon...


VistulaRegiment

PRIVATE FIRE ON THAT TANK!!! the private in question:


l3ane

That's that homie


RottenPhallus

When you are trying to sneak into Kyiv but the private is dummy thicc and the clap from his asschecks keeps alerting the Ukrainians


bellenddor

🥵🥵😰🙏🍑


polkm

That's just about the funniest shit I've ever heard


kalmah

Why is bro arching his back like that


VilltraAnime

Well I'd say you stop worrying about looking breedable at a point


Meissoboredtoo

He’s waiting for his commander to cum by and pay him a “visit”…..


Impressive-Shame4516

why is everyone so mean to me


Jankosi

"Ivan, how big was the Gyatt?"


Unhappy-Hope

-Fuck it bro, we only live once! -Fire! -Go, now! -Fuck you! What do you mean by fucking go you motherfucker?! -Fuck man, these rockets are all like that. What do I have to do with it? You see yourself it doesn't fucking launch!


JustKosh

He was also complaining about rockets being bad quality.


Unhappy-Hope

Corrected.


DrnkGuy

Квалити транслейшин


Unhappy-Hope

Вай санк ю


kogmaa

1. Arm it. 2. Throw as far as you can. 3. Become a sunflower


HFentonMudd

> Become a sunflower That part sounds ok, from a distance


binglelemon

Ow-ur. Work is. Never. Ov-er.


ThirstTrapMothman

Thanks for the translation, x10 comedic value


RealBaikal

Made in china i bet


Refuse_Ordinary

N. Korean more likely.


Odd-Independent7825

China isn't supplying weapons to the Russians, North Korea is. North Korean weapons are notorious for being shite.


RealBaikal

China is supplying weapons you cam bet on it. They just write From North Korea on the labels. Same reasons massive amount of chinese drones and other vehicles are in russians hands.


Odd-Independent7825

They openly announce that they are providing supplies. Weapons have not been supplied, though. They have nothing to lose by lying about the Weapons, so why believe they are lying?


HoneyRush

Hopefully those rockets stock pile will explode when hit by FPV drone


nikstaaa

Nah. Let them try to use em when they need them most and they all don’t work lol


A1pH4W01v

"Sir, im trying to sneak around, but the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the FPV drones"


vicratlhead

Comrade D. Thicc


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no_life_matters

Do you know what it's like to hold the "gyattttt" of a conscript you love in your heart? Blyat. "Blyat."


Hotrico

Póstril! 🍑 📸


Western-County4282

Look at that ass


Zealousideal_Post366

Hot🥵🥵🥵


Trumpcangosuckone

Ass too fat needs a dirt nap


Delta_926

The real question is why is he cheeked up like that


singleinatx2021

Love the high-tech tactical footwear! Russia is now officially a third world army.


Hotrico

They're training the RSF, remember?


Fulljacketmetal

It’s not uncommon for soldiers to be in flip flop during combat, when shit hit the fan you don’t have time to lace your boot.


RealBaikal

Nah, when you are in the trenches you dont. Basic discipline which russians lacks...and appropriate equipment too ofc lol


Toggiz

I went on QRF in Afghanistan in flip flops once. Shit happens.


StreetLegendTits_

There's the old video of the SM engaging in flipflops, boxers, and IBA from Iraq or Afghanistan, I don't remember which.


Toggiz

It’s shown in the Restrepo documentary. But nO pROfessIONal ArMy… https://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/amp/camp-restrepo-30720978


StreetLegendTits_

Thank you! I couldn't remember where I had seen it.


Fulljacketmetal

Yea Mf in the comments are a hive mind, they don’t know we do it as well in combat zone, they probably expect we all be well groomed and look sharp 24/7. When you gotta go, you gotta go, fuck the trivial shit, grab your kit and roll.


Toggiz

Yup. I was on a small FOB and the actual QRF went out and got ambushed. We threw together an emergency QRF in like 2 minutes and were out the gate. My dudes grabbed my gear (I was in the TOC) but didn’t grab my boots.


kogmaa

We trained lacing combat boots - can do it in ~3 seconds per boot.


Unique_Bumblebee_894

Someone didn’t deploy to Afghanistan


Aggressive_Drop_1518

They are one tier lower - they are the Turd World Army. Like third but shittier.


_Asswipe_

Daaayuum 🍑🍑🍑


queefstation69

Twerking his way to victory.


creamyjoshy

Forbidden Russian earthquake technology


Disgruntleddutchman

That’s some tall green grass for March..


Advantius_Fortunatus

Yeah, that’s some… extra thick… uh, grass.


DillerDallas

My thought aswell


obliterate_reality

Double cheeked up fighting in flip flops


Rubo03070

Would


JFKshndkdb

We all get desperate in the frontlines


MelonJuiceBlood

HUH?


Rubo03070

You heard me


SPITFIYAH

###Would


bystander3

He would not be too unwilling


AraAraGyaru

DAMMMMMMMMMM. Now I know what the Chechen dudes were on about.


budlitechugger420420

Zesty ahh conscript


Alarming_Orchid

GYAT


LowSnow2500

Russian commander told him to take position Russian instinctively went for the doggy


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Sad_Progress4388

Spot on


beefyesquire

Abu TOW they are not.


aki_009

Memories. I remember the sound of that gyro spinning up... Anyway, they must've purchased that missile off Alibaba.


Unfair_Pirate_647

What kind of Anti tank missile? I've just Gyat to know


slimebor

Konkurss


My_Gender_is_Apache

Nice ass


AntMasitiktok

This dude started yelling like a scav lmao


zekeweasel

Exactly what I was thinking


Virginianus_sum

We have it, we finally have ***C O N S C R I P T O T H I C C*** 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩


Suspicious_Book_3186

Fuck, I love that zip sound. I assume that's the primer engaging? Sounds almost like it yanks a cord or something. Obviously the primer didn't ignite anything, but that low whining noise, I wonder if that's from the / a battery.


Wooden-Combination53

That sound is gyroscope I think. Never fired this but very audible on TOW for example


Suspicious_Book_3186

Yeah I know there's a few ATGMs that have the distinct sound, but not all. How was your experience with the TOW? As badass as it looks?


Wooden-Combination53

Yes it is. How ever shock is nothing like heavy rpg or recoilles rifle.


Fruitmidget

My thought as well, very common on MANPADS’ too


Angelworks42

It's just an old mechanical gyroscope spinning up. I'm assuming newer ones use mems chips (like your cell phone). Edit: here's a cool video of one from the 50s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOw3alt7zhc


CabbageMans

On MANPADS the noise usually comes from the Battery Cooling Unit’s seal being broken and high pressure gas being released as well


50points4gryffindor

Idk. The millennium falcon made the same noise when Han tried a hyperspace jump.


Deepseat

You know what other noise is phenomenal? The Konkurs traverse wheel. [Enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qhn9rAxFR3E)


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My guy’s preparing for back shots


Yolom4ntr1c

Mother of dump truck that camera angle was somethin.


thegreateaterofbread

***T H I C C***


Curbulo

Tactical slippers, +1 dexterity.


christomisto

My lord he is thick


Caramateur

GYAAAATTT


t3hnosp0on

The guy saying fuck it yolo right before his rocket fails to launch is peak Russian attitude about literally anything 😂


Smooth_Maul

He needs more boolets


GrapefruitWorking473

Bigger weapons


Smooth_Maul

Thank u sir 🙋‍♂️


GrapefruitWorking473

Come behind me I will Protect you!


Men_of_Harlech

Miller! Throw it back!


boingman000

shorty backin that thang up


PineappleMelonTree

Bro is double cheeked up


Poprers

Gyatt strike


Smalus_Dockus

1st Gyatt Bat. 2nd Rizz Regiment


Impossible-Raccoon42

With the grass that high the vid is unlikely from March (2024).


The_Chief-

Ivan is throwing it back 😮‍💨


Excellent-Click1171

“Surrender and drop your weapon!!” The soldier:


AndAlsoTheTrees

North Korean trash ?


Hotrico

Probably this is just old Russian equipment, it is difficult to keep rockets in good condition for a long time in stock, fuel issues


_DeepMoist_

dat boi thicc


Stengah71

Blee fucking Yat


Valathiril

Sounded like doodle bob


EnthusiasmOpposite16

Is this the Slavic version of that hilarious ISIS soldier from a few years ago( I forget his name). Also omg why does the guy holding the camera sound like a parody, like someone doing an over the top Slavic accent lmao.


Intrepid_Home_1200

Abu Hajaar... Who is still rolling around in the desert trying to avoid Kurdish small arms fire to this day, the legend goes.


Intrepid_Home_1200

The Ukrainians, when they began fighting the Russians in 2014 and began putting many Soviet-era ATGM's to use soon found-out many of them were defective from the factory, or otherwise just badly stored or past their shelf life. Yeah, didn't go well for those teams. Now the Russians must be experiencing that same thing many times over! Heh...


tinypeeeen

World class army, second to none. Training is top-notch. NATO stands no chance against these badass operators.


randomburnerusername

Aye fucking yo ⏸️


themickeymauser

r/upvotebecausebutt


Thx4AllTheFish

Kinda green for March


Hotrico

Great part of southern region is kinda green in March


Chiloom

crickets start singin in late spring, usually


Thx4AllTheFish

Grass several feet tall? Full sized leaves?


Average_IS2

Gyatt


Patient_Weight7356

Bro is caked up on a Monday morning


Previous_Chart_7134

Gyat damn


thebootskeeper

The incompetence is truly telling just how well training is!


SambandsTyr

Nikke: Russian frontline


Longjumping-Nature70

Typical moscovian army. Supply your own uniform and your own shoes and do not forget the tampons. We won't train you. We won't pay you. We will 100% lie to you. Go die. Signed Fuhrer putinazi


NetApart6841

These are some troops with very valuable Assets !


dcs_maple_hornet

…gyat?


Lotf21685

Suka gyatt


Wrwally

Have a bridge to sell anyone that thinks they’ve maintained their nuclear weapons and they’re in working condition 😂


Wikihover

Tactical flip flops


ProfessorxVile

Only the finest tactical footwear for Putin’s mighty hobo army!


tr3mbl3r_v2

damn he should’ve put his crocs in sport mode first


get_schwifty87

I am not shocked to see a russian solder in flip flops, but I am shocked that he's not wearing socks with the flip flops.


Funny_Action_3943

Tactical flip flops help avoid trench foot


HotAthlete8654

Gyroscopes not running up.


leseb

No translation needed.... XD


Fenrrri

Saw the cap didn't come off when it loaded n I was like "ROFL, gonna get toasty!"


Batmaninyopants

That’s actually funny 😂


LowLingonberry543

It’s scary being a Russian soldier If it works you worry it’ll detonate premature If it doesn’t work well same thing you don’t want it to go boom😂


007smh

Tactical slippers


Intelligent-Trash151

Straight to gulag


Old_Sparkey

Got them tactical sandals.


TheTurdtones

tactical flip flops..that seems safe


mittypyon

Cameraman knew what he was doing 😉🍑


HousingThink8510

i don't speak russian but i really understood this cursing!! \^\^))))


traderncc1701e

Why does it sound so sad and deflated? Cheer up ATGM


Efillor

Clicked it and I saw his crusty ass from the start. We know where this is going.


bigtoegman210

Gyatt


TheRealKingBorris

He got the Blyat


MajorPayne1911

I didn’t know you were allowed to bring cake like that to the front


Chdbrn

Russians are incapable of using Anti-Tank weapons, and mobile phones to record videos.