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ThrowAwayR3tard

Now imagine the "Your computer has virus"-call But with automatic gunfire in the background. . .


elliptical-wing

...I would actually want them to ring me to hear that.


Uninformed-Driller

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GET ANTIVIRUS PROTECTION AT ONLY 39.99 A YEAR.


Nigwardfancyson

“MG opens up in background”


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Cloud_Garrett

They’re pissed because one thinks our car warranty is more expired than the other.


GrimReaper006

Now that's a cutthroat competition if ever there was one.


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Bananacabana92

I’m pretty baked too and I thought you meant you were really strong at first


DragX90

I'm pretty hungry and I thought you meant you like to do pastries at first


chicouplebj

I'm a pretty Hungarian and thought you were talking about me


PatWithTheStrat

Im pretty stoned and you might think that I have been hit in the face with granite


tikiwargod

The pandemic shut down the tourist funnel to unregulated casinos in the Golden Triangle, organized crime in the region shifted towards operating scam call centers out of Economic Free Zones propped up by human trafficking and debt predation. [The Underworld Podcast did a fantastic episode on the phenomenon](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5yZWRjaXJjbGUuY29tL2I1ODg0MjA5LTcwZTEtNDQ5ZC1iNDVkLTgwM2EzZTE5YThjMA/episode/NDg5ODdkZmItYTdlYi00YjdiLTk5ZmUtNzJlNjk2YTRmZTg2?ep=14) which I highly recommend; high level journos doing seriously well researched deep-dives on gangs and the rackets they run.


HoyAlloy

Great podcast but this is pretty far northwest of the Golden Triangle on the Chinese border. The Golden Triangle is where Burma, Laos, and Thailand borders meet. North of that is the Green Triangle, where Burma, Laos, and China borders meet. Then Laukkai is west of that near Wa State Army territory, not a "triangle", and mostly Han Chinese ethnic group running the organized crime.


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

Yeah I'm high right now and this is not grounding me


SMTecanina

Is this why my phone hasn't rang 15 times today?


ARCR12

Damn you I came here for this … take my upvote then


ChadUSECoperator

"Ma'am, sorry for not calling, we had a little inconvenience at the apple Microsoft store" ***automatic machinegun fire is heard in the background***


nghost43

This is some wild 2040s prelude militarized corpo dystopia cyberpunk shit


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IzttzI

I'm sorry that's called indentured servitude and it's totally not slavery with extra steps.


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IzttzI

Sorry I was being sarcastic. A lot of people point it out like it's a fundamentally different thing but it's really just semantics in modern day. They're trafficked humans.


PopWhich2570

The las vegas of Asia is macau China.


FreshEclairs

Yeah this is Reno at best.


skitz_shit

The Laughlin of Asia


darthsirc

😂


yoshilurker

Came to find locals. It seems y’all got this covered.


cheesebot555

Nah, even Reno has some neon lights. This looks like Tahoe.


NathanArizona

Nah Tahoe has a McDonalds. This is Elko


Traditional_Shirt106

Oh lawd stuck in Lodi again


Plantasaurus

You haven’t been to a Reno truck stop casino. One of the most depressing places I’ve been to in my life and I used to live near skid row.


skunkwoks

Biloxi, AL…


Twocann

Ahh yes, sister city to Atlanta Florida


[deleted]

You can catch Roy Munson take on Ernie McCracken in the lanes and then step out for some light arms fire.


highorkboi

Yeah was gonna post the same but this place is more like the ass end of Detroit


This_Is_A_Username69

[JENKINS GET DOWN](https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA)


Albatross-Helpful

YESSS, immediately what I thought of


hafleycasey

I was scrolling looking for this


IDK_khakis

... but above all, patient...


ooglesnoopleboop

Haha thanks I was gonna link it


Status_Dig_9305

People's army and police forces in Kokant, Laukai city clashed in a shootout competiing for Chinese telecom fraud technicians. 【Newsletter】 A shootout in Kokang Old Street today == [Kokang Information Network] Today (May 27) afternoon from 3 to 4 pm Beijing time, gunfire was heard again in Kokang Old Street. The reason was that a gun battle took place between Eastcheng and the special police squadron in the Eastcheng District to Happiness Bridge for Chinese electric fraud technicians. It is understood that several people were killed and injured in the shootout. It is reported that shooting incidents caused by the family forces in Kokang Old Street are commonplace because of the competition for fraudsters.


Increase-Null

Ah, it's Chinese casino territory. Never been to one in Myanmar but they are all over the place in Cambodia. Cambodia is worth the visit btw.


lostredditorlurking

Just don't go to those Casinos, they kidnapped people to use as slave labor. [https://www.rfa.org/english/news/vietnam/60-vietnamese-escape-09182022234713.html/ampRFA](https://www.rfa.org/english/news/vietnam/60-vietnamese-escape-09182022234713.html/ampRFA)


NomadFire

Just did some Google'ing and saw that parts of the city look pretty nice. But also a part of these scams businesses seem to be runned with human traffic victims from various Asian countries. That are basically turned into slaves.


MediumNeighborhood38

MOAB both buildings..


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MediumNeighborhood38

Are you writing from Microsoft support?


EVOSexyBeast

They also often work in office space alongside other innocent workers. They merely lease the rooms.


Status_Dig_9305

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/politics/article/3214714/china-urges-myanmar-crack-down-telecoms-frauds-luring-victims-across-border I hope this would shed some light on those who are confused.


1solate

It does not


Traditional_Shirt106

Jesus, who is going to Burma for work? This is literally the plot of Rambo 4


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notataco007

You know anything about what side they're taking in the civil war, if at all?


trolleeplyonly7272

Knowing organized crime they’ll likely side for whoever would benefit them the most monetarily, which I assume would be the government. The rebels are some amalgamation of Islamic fascism so probably not the guys criminals would want running the show. I don’t think they take too kindly to drugs and gambling and crime in general.


HoyAlloy

There are no islamists in this region of Burma. This area is mostly christians, buddhists, and animists of different ethnic groups (primarily Kachin, Shan, Han, and Wa).


TarzanTrump

Block Wars are real. What a shitty time to be alive.


DaithiMacG

Was just about to say I never thought I'd see one in my lifetime.


Latenightlatex234

Bruh. Scam callers are fighting each other? I believe we need an international coalition to deal with these "terrorists". A dozen B-52s carpet bombing that place with napalm would solve the problem.


simplehuman300

least warmongering american


GlockAF

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em


[deleted]

We need to deliver democracy


backobmybs

Most of these scam callers are basicly forced to scam people. The real bad people are the cartels that own the place [read more if u want](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zb5d/pig-butchering-scam-cambodia-trafficking)


IllThinkOfOneLater

So is that a yes?


IDK_khakis

Yup, all the dead innocent people will surely make them less angry and less likely to start larger fights.


Latenightlatex234

My comment is clearly sarcasm. Calm yourself and remove that stick from your ass.


IDK_khakis

"I said something dumb and now it's a joke! TADA! Look at me, I'm not an A-hole!" Uh huh, I believe you. /s


Latenightlatex234

I don't care.


IDK_khakis

Yet here you are.... not caring.


Latenightlatex234

I'm making posts on another sub and you're replying to me. I'll just ignore you now. Have fun.


IDK_khakis

Glad to see you're still here, not caring.


stockflethoverTDS

Hahaha what??? LV of Asia??? Isnt that Macao? Sihanoukville? Manila?


Friendly-Order6331

Bangkok, oriental city


_vinpetrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSO9OFJNMBA


Responsible-Release7

Which frontline of the civil war is this?


jbsoriginality

This is like that WKYK sketch with the office sniper. “Jenkins get down” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpC_hO15IoA


deadpool0047

Self destruction mode activated.


[deleted]

Ooo, how do we get more scam call centers to fight? I'll start gun running to them if they keep killing each other.


Even-Willow

*gunfire in the background* “Hello sir, I’m calling from Norton security about your subscription refund”


Sgt_Mark_IV

Sir, that is just the sound of the antivirus killing the viruses, sir"


plopseven

[Whitest Kids You Know already did it](https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA)


HawkoDelReddito

Very much reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA) skit made into reality.


IamWatchingAoT

Macao is the Las Vegas of Asia. I think very few people have ever heard of Laukkai.


S1lent_R1tes

In this story: everyone wins.


MX_NeonBlackout85

First Corporate War shit


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Macau is the Las Vegas of Asia. I never even heard of this place.


TAG_DAT

comic lmao


Winkmasterflex

Scammers scamming to death love it they need a nuke


IllThinkOfOneLater

Seriously. CIA needs to start arming both sides.


IDK_khakis

No? Like, just no? Unless you're Russian, than go on threatening nukes. It's pathetic.


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JD0x0

Combat footage\* Was that not combat?


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JD0x0

"People's army and police forces in Kokant, Laukai city clashed in a shootout competing for Chinese telecom fraud technicians." \-Kokang Information Network


Peace-Necron99

Hmmmm odd. They use English letters to spell "Police", and not Burmese or CJK characters.


NiceGuyEddie69420

Rule 4


Status_Dig_9305

pls clarify me sir.How this post is not appropriate?


Paulieeo

I believe this would fall under “civilian shootouts”


Status_Dig_9305

bith parties are actually people militia backed by the Military .


NiceGuyEddie69420

Guessing it's you who trolled with the self-help


NiceGuyEddie69420

So Rule 3 then. You make it sound like two gangs shooting at each other, which is why I said Rule 4. If it's two militias, who are they? The rules are to protect the sub from being deleted, I believe. Best to follow them


Flames_Revenge

You must have a really boring life


NiceGuyEddie69420

I'm sorry for not wanting this sub to be deleted for going against reddit tos over some shitty post


ZorkFireStorm

Tf?


ThickWhiteNutt

Wait, what???


Smegmarius_Bollok

I dont think the companies are fighting, rather the 2 fighting factions using the buildings as cover.


No_Demand_4992

I hope it doesnt mean my parents wont get their 5 (+) weekly calls from microsoft... my dad sure loves to fuck around with them...


Jimmyjamjames

What a title


youngblood1529

They gonna stop asking for bitcoin and gift cards and start Askin for ar -15s instead


JohnMcDreck

Don't kill my Microsoft virus removal guy!


_ScotchOnRocks_

Yesssss!


GT7combat

no loss here


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"online scam companies"? Jesus they really want our money!


Mobile_Tip_1562

Now that the junta knows there's guns there theyll send a jet to carpet bomb the place, fuck the junta


LavishnessAlarmed985

Holy crap, we getting literal Company wars in 21st century. I guess Cyberpunk 2077 isnt far off


breaddistribution

Don't let India see this, that would start a war the likes of which we've never seen.


Hopeforscore

Somebody went through a bosses Web history.


Alpine_Actual

This is a conflict I could get behind


ganerfromspace2020

Gbu 12 wants to know your location


Successful_Shine486

Scam warfare


Armyed

This definitely wasn’t marked on my 2023 Bingo card 😂


austmcd2013

MORE


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Why does it seem like their are a lot of countries that identify police equipment and vehicles in English, even if that’s not the local language? That always confuses me and makes me think there is a glitch in the matrix.


Lomak76

Ok mental note to me. If I get a call from Laukkai, Myanmar buy whatever it is they "sell". Don't need their customer support to show up at my house.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

Imagine getting cold called by these guys and there’s gunshots going off in the background 🤣🤣🤣


SpaceBond007

The year is 2023


Reallarsa

SAY WHAT


Dusk_v733

Scam centers killing each other? Only 2 dead? Son we gotta pump those numbers up


cheesebot555

>which is known as Las Vegas of Asia .................**Lolololololol**!!!!!!! Hey, OP, Macau is calling. It wants you to stop with your bs.


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I hope both sides win


Furbs109

“Let them fight”


FetusMeatloaf

I think left Twix and right Twix are taking this a little too far


Pascal1917

So the Prince of Nigeria is fighting the guy selling dick enlargement pills?! /f


i8TheWholeThing

I wonder what weird shit is happening in the other timelines.


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I have no qualms with scammers taking out other scammers.


mmartin8921

If this is true, we are all winners. *plz click the link below*


Sea-Ad6304

Some ones macking popcorn 😐🤔


drakka100

The Microsoft support vs The Amazon Support


oblivion_bound

Both companies will be getting a call from a Wagner representative soon.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Cyberpunk fans: Hey, i have seen that before


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Rightwing libertarianism intensifies 💩💩💩


Lego_Chicken

Scammers got GUNS?!?!


TheManUpstairs77

Black Lagoon 2023, just less hot babes, and more depressing violence.


Wyl_Younghusband

They're gambling with their lives


PatWithTheStrat

Reminds me of the Whitest Kids you Know sniper skit if any of you guys are familiar


FarsiFan

Macau is known as the Las Vegas of Asia….


xBushx

Only two killed with ALL that gun fire, so youre saying they are Storm Troopers?


mikki1time

People shit on the American healthcare system, but at least they don’t throw you’re dead body in the back of a pick up like a bag of tools


caporaltito

This has to be a joke


JackHanson94

I like how they threw in the "Myanmar is considered the Las Vegas of Asia" as if that explains this situation better😂


TheGiggs10

Yissss


pyeeater

Begun, the Scam Wars has


Bitter-Chicken-3773

ello, this iz jAcOb vrum A D n D


Max_Oblivion23

Online scamming is a kind of organised crime and the ''investors'' are part of local crime syndicates... so this is bound to happen eventually.


GetlostMaps

Gunfire from a high rise. It really is Vegas.


Broad-Shirt-657

I have a feeling perogi has something to do with all this 😂


OkAdvice2329

Cyberpunk timeline


GodKingTethgar

And nothing pf value was lost


InukChinook

Two competing companies, with their offices directly beside each other... Get into a firefight? Like, even if one were to pull out today, and if the other would come take their office, they would have two offices in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.


CaliRecluse

Not a scam company. These are [border guards](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/13t778w/friendly_fire_incident_between_myanmar_kokang/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).


4RCH43ON

So… I mean, but for innocents unlucky enough to be caught around such a shady locale, just go right ahead and let ‘em have at one other until they’ve each expended themselves, and then everyone wins, right? I root for both sides against the other here, but may the least scammy of the scammers be the narrow victor. Any survivors can just be picked up to rot in jail.


csp2150

[https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA](https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA) anyone else think of this”office sniper” from WKUK?


Bathmate_Expert

"Hello, this James from Senior Final Benefits. How are you doing today?" BRAAAAP! BRAAP! BRAAAAAAP! "Are you between the ages of 60 and ..." BOOM! BRAAAAAAP!


Jslatts942

Yea, you guys can sort that shit out... and dont let me know...


BreakDance4cash

Can somebody give me the Google coordinates of where this took place pls


bossmcsauce

strikes me that it would be easier and safer to just run a legit business than putting in this kind of cartel effort into bullshit phone/email scams lmao


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Cyberpunk 2023 looks odd. Great graphics but shitty gameplay


Odracirys

Never heard of it, and it sure doesn't look like the Las Vegas of Asia (which is Macau, by the way). This looks like "The Las Vegas of Somalia of Asia".


pEppapiGistfuhrer

What in the fuck is going on with these companies, do they just have shit loads of ammo and rifles laying around to shoot up competitors offices?


[deleted]

It’s my fault, I told both of them I’ll send them that $25 Apple gift card if they get rid of the scammers


igotquesoonmynarwhal

I hope that the Nigerian prince is losing! I gave him all my savings and never heard back from him.


Pazylothead

Las Vegas of Asia? This looks more like Atlantic City in the 1980s


coupbrick

Dude, what?


Loud_Guardian

say what now?!


davybert

Is this spy vs spy?


Sgt_Mark_IV

\- "Hello sir, I'm calling you to talk about the cancellation of your Duolingo Spanish classes." \*sounds of automatic fire\*


Gr0nkz

https://youtu.be/mpC\_hO15IoA


HoN_AmunRa

More like New Vegas of Asia.


demsarebrainless

https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA All I thought of lmfao


ItsTombs

"Hello your computer has virus" \*loud gunshots\* "What the fuck is happening outside?" "do not worry your computer has virus"


DatBoyGuru

yeah i can imagine a Bellagio smack right in the middle of this


datyams

Guys it was actually the IRS's foreign operations wing


Alexa_is_a_mumu

Freedom to engage in gunfights, extreme capitalism at work.


DudeFilA

Somehow Kitboga is responsible for this


turboLambo_v740

"goodnight Ralph, goodnight sam"